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Title: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 18, 2013, 06:48:37 AM
Getbig is not getbig without the falcon - it's getbi or something like that. He is a Jesus figure. He eats clay and sea salt for our sins. ~ TrueGrit

Everybody goes through a phase of misunderstanding and hating the falcon. This is a necessary step on the path to learning to stop worrying and loving him. ~ TrueGrit

Thank you Johnny. Thank you for gracing us with your profound wisdom.

"1"
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: njflex on September 18, 2013, 06:52:13 AM
diverse taste in music and can cure hunger with peanut butter and kale sandwhiches.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Hulkotron on September 18, 2013, 06:52:36 AM
Legendary getbigger immortal flying high above the unwashed masses.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 18, 2013, 06:52:49 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=183793.0;attach=216602;image)

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Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 18, 2013, 06:55:14 AM
I prefer Wacky daddy over JF.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 18, 2013, 06:57:07 AM
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Heme-iron+ weed setting in
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Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 18, 2013, 07:00:25 AM
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Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Archer77 on September 18, 2013, 07:02:09 AM
Getbig is not getbig without the falcon - it's getbi or something like that. He is a Jesus figure. He eats clay and sea salt for our sins. ~ TrueGrit

Everybody goes through a phase of misunderstanding and hating the falcon. This is a necessary step on the path to learning to stop worrying and loving him. ~ TrueGrit

Thank you Johnny. Thank you for gracing us with your profound wisdom.

"1"

Seriously? 
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 18, 2013, 07:02:59 AM
I prefer Wacky daddy over JF.

The age of the Daddy has passed. Throughout the later part of the century, he experienced a metamorphosis of sorts and became the individual that is now known to us as Johnny Falcon.

"1"
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 18, 2013, 07:04:58 AM
Seriously? 

What is there to not be serious about?

Johnny has been a member here for over 10 years and has brought continuous entertainment to us all.

I can't help but to smile every time I glance over one of Johnny's threads.

"1"
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 18, 2013, 07:05:49 AM
Quote from: Kiwiol
Matt C, like a couple of others, became a big fan of Johnny after the skinny mini incident :-X

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/getbig1288.jpg)
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Archer77 on September 18, 2013, 07:07:40 AM
What is there to not be serious about?

Johnny has been a member here for over 10 years and has brought continuous entertainment to us all.

I can't help but to smile every time I glance over one of Johnny's threads.

"1"

Does this appreciate have anything to do with your often mentioned lust for the Johnny?
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 18, 2013, 07:09:59 AM
Does this appreciate have anything to do with your often mentioned lust for the Johnny?

There is no lust for Johnny, but moreover a basic appreciation for his ability to bring humor to the forum.

I will, however, state that Johnny is one of the biggest "members" on this forum (Attn: NZMuscleMonster - please send Archer your archived picture of the "Skinny Mini").

"1"
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: _aj_ on September 18, 2013, 07:11:03 AM
Damn, man (full homo).
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: TrueGrit on September 18, 2013, 07:13:01 AM
Seriously? 

You must be in the misunderstanding/hating phase bro. It will pass. JF is the acme of GB!
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 18, 2013, 07:14:12 AM
Falcon is a good person and lives not far from me, he always means well in his posts. (no homo)
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Archer77 on September 18, 2013, 07:14:35 AM
You must be in the misunderstanding/hating phase bro. It will pass. JF is the acme of GB!

I admit you are probably right.  I used to think it was funny but lately I've started to wonder if that's just how he is and there isn't any deliberate attempt to be funny.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 18, 2013, 07:16:13 AM
I admit you are probably right.  I used to think it was funny but lately I've started to wonder if that's just how he is and there isn't any deliberate attempt to be funny.

Bingo!

Mr. Nobody can attest to this, as they have met and worked together on various projects.

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Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Archer77 on September 18, 2013, 07:17:44 AM
Bingo!

Mr. Nobody can attest to this, as they have met and worked together on various projects.

"1"

Very true.  I'll continue to observe before rendering a judgement.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Grape Ape on September 18, 2013, 07:21:07 AM
There is falcon, and then there is the rest of getbig.

Fly falcon, fly.......
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Man of Steel on September 18, 2013, 07:25:33 AM
Mr. Jonathan Falcone is an upstanding member of Getbig and any community that he is apart of. 

He's a skyscraper of man that has taught me about nutrition, exercise, politics, racism, culture, religion, work ethics and how to properly make love to my wife. 

He's an outdoorsman, a musician, a fighter, a worker, a scientist, a lover, a scholar, a poet and most importantly a man.....a tall, powerpacked mountain of a man that makes women swoon, men cower and children smile. 

Getbig would be far less of a site if Mr. Falcone were not apart of it.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 18, 2013, 07:31:26 AM
Very true.  I'll continue to observe before rendering a judgement.

I know what you're thinking. You're probably saying to yourself, "I don't get it".

I am here to tell you that it's normal and we've all been through it. I call it the "What the fuck"-stage of getting to know Johnny.

Once you get passed the "eating the grass trimmings after mowing your lawn", "random wisdom bestowed upon by a little black boy in the neighborhood" and the, all too common, "aliens dropping pyramid shits saturated in olive oil", you will find that Johnny has so much to give and he does so with love.

We are not crazy for appreciating him. You are not crazy for being confused regarding Johnny. Understanding his ways takes time and insanity can ensue if you try too hard.

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Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Branchs Ears on September 18, 2013, 07:42:12 AM
It's Johnny's world, we just live in it.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Man of Steel on September 18, 2013, 07:51:06 AM
It's Johnny's world, we just live in it.

Agreed Mr. Ears......agreed.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: bigmc on September 18, 2013, 07:53:35 AM
falcon is a crazy fucker

he is also get big royalty

one of the all time greats
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on September 18, 2013, 07:57:22 AM
I know what you're thinking. You're probably saying to yourself, "I don't get it".

I am here to tell you that it's normal and we've all been through it. I call it the "What the fuck"-stage of getting to know Johnny.

Once you get passed the "eating the grass trimmings after mowing your lawn", "random wisdom bestowed upon by a little black boy in the neighborhood" and the, all too common, "aliens dropping pyramid shits saturated in olive oil", you will find that Johnny has so much to give and he does so with love.

We are not crazy for appreciating him. You are not crazy for being confused regarding Johnny. Understanding his ways takes time and insanity can ensue if you try too hard.

"1"

Fucking rofl!!!
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: The Italian Lifter on September 18, 2013, 07:57:42 AM
GB would not be the same without the Falcon
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: njflex on September 18, 2013, 07:58:32 AM
THE MILLENIUM FALCON...
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on September 18, 2013, 08:01:50 AM
Also..why does kwon have every picture of JF ever posted
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: hrspwr1 on September 18, 2013, 08:10:04 AM
 I dig the Falcon but some people think he is trouble..

 
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Hulkotron on September 18, 2013, 08:24:07 AM
Johnny is not entirely dissimilar to Nicola Tesla, giving his secrets and knowledges away for free for the betterment of mankind.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: RUDE BUOY on September 18, 2013, 08:30:35 AM
the game would not be the same with out Falcon
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: CalvinH on September 18, 2013, 08:38:47 AM
falcon is a crazy fucker

he is also get big royalty

one of the all time greats



 :)
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Tapeworm on September 18, 2013, 08:55:13 AM
I looked at a Graco Truecoat in the hardware today.  There I stood in aisle 5 with my hand on my chin, staring at a paint sprayer, and thinking about Johnny Falcon.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Grape Ape on September 18, 2013, 09:16:34 AM
Also..why does kwon have every picture of JF ever posted

This is one of more creepy undercurrents of this board.......
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 18, 2013, 09:26:46 AM
Bingo!

Mr. Nobody can attest to this, as they have met and worked together on various projects.

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Yes I helped him paint once, however I did not eat any leaves at the time.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: THE BOUNCER on September 18, 2013, 09:31:04 AM
the problem is, the beets, clay, ufo, and the rest of the stupid shit he posts just isn't funny. anyone who is entertained by such dribble needs to reevaluate their life..

Gal is entertaining. Falcon is fucken retarded.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: LittleJ on September 18, 2013, 09:35:43 AM
the problem is, the beets, clay, ufo, and the rest of the stupid shit he posts just isn't funny. anyone who is entertained by such dribble needs to reevaluate their life..

Gal is entertaining. Falcon is fucken retarded.

lol
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Borracho on September 18, 2013, 09:42:35 AM
Falcone is very intelligent, not insane as common folk tend to view him.

Borracho approved.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Marty Champions on September 18, 2013, 02:47:01 PM
Jean Marty fholkin was very pleased reading this thread he will pass it on to John  Falcon
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: nzmusclemonster on September 18, 2013, 02:54:45 PM
There is no lust for Johnny, but moreover a basic appreciation for his ability to bring humor to the forum.

I will, however, state that Johnny is one of the biggest "members" on this forum (Attn: NZMuscleMonster - please send Archer your archived picture of the "Skinny Mini").

"1"

LOL

A simple google search - "getbig skinny mini" will reveal the glory of the falcon  :-X
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Costanza on September 18, 2013, 02:57:23 PM
Those that have an iota of intellect on here will understand that beneath the 'perceived' incoherent ramblings lies an extremely intelligent mind, not to mention a damn good human being. I salute you Johnny Falcon.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Primemuscle on September 18, 2013, 03:08:20 PM
Falcon has an intense and questioning mind. I just wish he wouldn't use his body like a beaker in his food science experiments. I think the yellow clay thing was way over-the-top. Fortunately, his interests in it seemed to have quickly passed....probably made him sick as a dog. He seems like a good all around fellow though. I like that he works in the trades and enjoys his work.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Marty Champions on September 18, 2013, 03:12:17 PM
Falcon has an intense and questioning mind. I just wish he wouldn't use his body like a beaker in his food science experiments. I think the yellow clay thing was way over-the-top. Fortunately, his interests in it seemed to have quickly passed....probably made him sick as a dog. He seems like a good all around fellow though. I like that he works in the trades and enjoys his work.
im already much leaner than this i was around 315 here

im now 281
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Rudee on September 18, 2013, 03:13:43 PM
Johnny Falcon is a role model



Now lift up that shirt and model some of those rolls!
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 18, 2013, 03:16:26 PM
:)

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Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Primemuscle on September 18, 2013, 03:16:43 PM
im already much leaner than this i was around 315 here

im now 281

Fair enough.

Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: dr.chimps on September 18, 2013, 03:19:36 PM
Can't believe I missed this thread. I use English, and words every day. A lot. But Senor Falcon uses the language and puts them together in a way that just makes my head spin. If Getbig went down tomorrow, he would be the one I miss the most. Soar, Falcon, soar!  :)
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Marty Champions on September 18, 2013, 03:20:56 PM
LOL

A simple google search - "getbig skinny mini" will reveal the glory of the falcon  :-X

yes johnathans skinny mini was always the hot topic over a nice dinner of weiners and beef franks between Jamie Fagget Jr. and his father Randy Jamie Fagget Sr.  :)
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Marty Champions on September 18, 2013, 03:21:41 PM
Fair enough.


not that lean but somewhere in between
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: the trainer on September 18, 2013, 03:22:22 PM
You cannot like johnny falcon without listening to the falcon song.



Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 18, 2013, 03:22:30 PM
He's a legend for sure.  ;D
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 18, 2013, 03:26:25 PM
Johnny,

Will we ever see the epic leans displayed in this picture?

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=493788.0;attach=535179;image)

Also, what ever happened to this disciple of yours?

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=183793.0;attach=216602;image)

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Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: arce1988 on September 18, 2013, 03:27:20 PM
 why was falcon always naked in a lawyers office?
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 18, 2013, 03:34:30 PM
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: nzmusclemonster on September 18, 2013, 03:40:15 PM
why was falcon always naked in a lawyers office?

When talking about Mr Waddy, there tends to be more questions than answers.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=393915.0;attach=427680;image)
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: arce1988 on September 18, 2013, 04:09:35 PM
  yeah, he was always naked and hard in a law office
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Nordic Beast on September 18, 2013, 04:13:39 PM
Falcon's lack of willpower is sickening

just another washed up dude trying to hang onto a physique 8yrs in the past

wonder if Falcon is smart enough to realize threads like these are just mocking the shit out of him--kinda sad :-\
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: dr.chimps on September 18, 2013, 04:18:17 PM
Falcon's lack of willpower is sickening

just another washed up dude trying to hang onto a physique 8yrs in the past

wonder if Falcon is smart enough to realize threads like these are just mocking the shit out of him--kinda sad :-\
Been around here for a long time *crosses self* You need to free yourself, and see the Falcon for what he is.  :)
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Nordic Beast on September 18, 2013, 04:20:28 PM
Been around here for a long time *crosses self* You need to free yourself, and see the Falcon for what he is.  :)
dude I been around here longer than you haha

its just sad and pathetic at this point----laughing at the kids 2nd grade mental level is old
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: dr.chimps on September 18, 2013, 04:24:01 PM
dude I been around here longer than you haha

its just sad and pathetic at this point----laughing at the kids 2nd grade mental level is old
Sorry. My bad. I didn't fully realize the sophomoric import of your post. I think you are both wrong and condescending. 
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Nordic Beast on September 18, 2013, 04:30:48 PM
Sorry. My bad. I didn't fully realize the sophomoric import of your post. I think you are both wrong and condescending. 
condescending....yes
an asshole...yes

wrong....unfortunately no

you dare use the term "sophmoric"....ahhh the hypocrisy is thick in the air.   You are encouraging a kid with maybe a 90 IQ who demonstrates a 6th grade level of literacy.  now who is acting childish here??  you should be ashamed of yourself.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: dr.chimps on September 18, 2013, 04:33:18 PM
condescending....yes
an asshole...yes

wrong....unfortunately no

you dare use the term "sophmoric"....ahhh the hypocrisy is thick in the air.   You are encouraging a kid with maybe a 90 IQ who demonstrates a 6th grade level of literacy.  now who is acting childish here??  you should be ashamed of yourself.
1/10     *Ho-Hum*

/btw you've spelled sophomoric wrongly. 
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Nordic Beast on September 18, 2013, 04:39:05 PM
1/10     *Ho-Hum*

/btw you've spelled sophomoric wrongly. 
thats all you got??

what a limp response...you always know when someone is flailing when they cant respond to the context of your post

I know its the "trendy" thing to do around here to love Falcon like the retarded mascot he is, yet, at the same time deny you are actually mocking him.  We all know you are desperate to fit in around here, so not too surprising you spew the company line

*oh and pssst I didnt use any apostrophes-----maybe thatll make you feel a little bit better about yourself for abusing poor Falcon
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: dr.chimps on September 18, 2013, 04:40:17 PM
thats all you got??

what a limp response...you always know when someone is flailing when they cant respond to the context of your post

I know its the "trendy" thing to do around here to love Falcon like the retarded mascot he is, yet, at the same time deny you are actually mocking him.  We all know you are desperate to fit in around here, so not too surprising you spew the company line

*oh and pssst I didnt use any apostrophes-----maybe thatll make you feel a little bit better about yourself for abusing poor Falcon
Tip: Try less.    ;)
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Archer77 on September 18, 2013, 04:41:06 PM
Tip: Try less.    ;)

Come on chimps, you can do better.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Nordic Beast on September 18, 2013, 04:41:57 PM
Tip: Try less.    ;)
haha tip: stop stealing all the original V and Y board members responses...although you always did follow us around like a puppy dog
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Nordic Beast on September 18, 2013, 04:43:32 PM
Come on chimps, you can do better.
yeah weak

but what do you expect, his whole persona on here is a limp-wristed, no backbone, follower who steals generic retorts from members far more entertaining and clever
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: dr.chimps on September 18, 2013, 04:45:25 PM
yeah weak

but what do you expect, his whole persona on here is a limp-wristed, no backbone, follower who steals generic retorts from members far more entertaining and clever
Anemic.   ::)
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Army of One on September 18, 2013, 04:53:10 PM
Can be ok when not seeming like he is high on bath salts, which seems to be 90% of the time.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Nordic Beast on September 18, 2013, 04:54:17 PM
Anemic.   ::)

hahaha getting old huh Chimps---memory slipping??

not too long ago you were all over our balls on the Y----unfortunately for you, only Kiwi was down for a chimp ball sucking

this is my last response to your sad account

 PM evidence:

Do I have permission to post on the Y? Nothing but respect for you guys. Cheers.  
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: dr.chimps on September 18, 2013, 04:57:31 PM
hahaha getting old huh Chimps---memory slipping??

not too long ago you were all over our balls on the Y----unfortunately for you, only Kiwi was down for a chimp ball sucking

this is my last response to your sad account

evidence:

Hi Alice! Nice of you to join us, gimmick, aside. Threatened/stalked any women, lately?   :)
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Army of One on September 18, 2013, 05:05:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Lfc3gkC.gif)
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Nordic Beast on September 18, 2013, 05:06:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Lfc3gkC.gif)
bahahahaha classic db2431
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Army of One on September 18, 2013, 05:07:44 PM
bahahahaha classic db2431

One badass alpha there
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Nordic Beast on September 18, 2013, 05:09:41 PM
One badass alpha there

 ;D

that flew right over the head of 99% of the getbiggers nowadays


my personal favs were always the flex/alex photoshops hahahaha-----masterful
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: dr.chimps on September 18, 2013, 05:12:25 PM
;D

that flew right over the head of 99% of the getbiggers nowadays


my personal favs were always the flex/alex photoshops hahahaha-----masterful
Hi Alice. Still stalking and sexually abusing women?
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Army of One on September 18, 2013, 05:13:55 PM
;D

that flew right over the head of 99% of the getbiggers nowadays


my personal favs were always the flex/alex photoshops hahahaha-----masterful

 ;D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=373822.0;attach=410744;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=373822.0;attach=410742;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=373822.0;attach=410743;image)
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: dr.chimps on September 18, 2013, 05:15:47 PM
That's about right. ^^^^
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Nordic Beast on September 18, 2013, 05:16:54 PM
Hi Alice. Still stalking and sexually abusing women?
dude---not Alex....far off on that one

keep flopping around like a fish out of water  :D
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: C-BuZz on September 18, 2013, 05:31:16 PM
Shit gets real @ 4:01.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: MP on September 18, 2013, 05:40:45 PM
Falcon rules.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Primemuscle on September 18, 2013, 05:43:19 PM
not that lean but somewhere in between

I could not keep an ounce of fat on myself until I was 29 years old. My energy levels with through the roof up until then and to be honest, I also quit smoking cigarettes at 29. Only you know what your ideal weight is. A guy who is as in touch with his physical self as you are, knows what feels right and what doesn't. As far as how you look, the 300 lb. Falcon doesn't look healthy. Your a big guy in a lot of respects. You have a large bone structure and considerable height. Without a doubt you can healthfully carry more pounds then some of these bodybuilder midgets can. Just remember that weight is weight. Regardless of whether it is fat or lean weight, the more you weigh the harder it is on your heart muscle.

You won't like this comparison, but big dogs usually have shorter lifespans then the smaller breeds do. For example, a Great Dane, often only lives about 10 years which is equal to 70 years of age in human terms.

Keep listening to what your body tells you. Don't get too crazy with the weird diets and you are going to be just fine.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Nordic Beast on September 18, 2013, 05:49:10 PM
Hey db remember this one??

unfortunately this was NOT photoshopped----weird relationship Flex and Alex had
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 18, 2013, 06:06:50 PM
Falcon strength

Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Primemuscle on September 18, 2013, 06:39:36 PM
not that lean but somewhere in between

Our daughter is here taking care of her old dad following my knee surgery. She is a 99% vegetarian. Tonight she cooked the best dinner which I thought you might enjoy reading about. She fixed marinated mushroom caps which she threaded on a skewer and barbecued. With this she heated flatbread with garlic and olive oil in the oven. The vegetable was salad greens with a light oil and vinegar dressing. I feel very satisfied, yet not stuffed.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: The Ugly on September 18, 2013, 06:43:57 PM
Daddy Waddy was in great shape; Johnny Falcon, however, is a bloated mess. What happened, Johnny?
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Borracho on September 18, 2013, 06:45:04 PM
Our daughter is here taking care of her old dad following my knee surgery. She is a 99% vegetarian. Tonight she cooked the best dinner which I thought you might enjoy reading about. She fixed marinated mushroom caps which she threaded on a skewer and barbecued. With this she heated flatbread with garlic and olive oil in the oven. The vegetable was salad greens with a light oil and vinegar dressing. I feel very satisfied, yet not stuffed.

any pics bro?
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Borracho on September 18, 2013, 07:02:37 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6hbPn1eaoac/UAlA2yV7_rI/AAAAAAAAFeU/FJ32rZNFlDo/s1600/Jonah+Falcon.jpg)


13.5" of piece
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: nzmusclemonster on September 18, 2013, 07:05:58 PM
any pussy pics bro?

Fixed
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Primemuscle on September 18, 2013, 08:46:03 PM
any pics bro?

You wish! She's an amazing and beautiful woman who is much to sophisticated to ever what her photos posted on Getbig. Truthfully, my wife and I wonder how it is possible we created such an amazing and attactive woman since we see ourselves as being very ordinary looking. Our son is incredibly smart, (as is his sister) accomplished and handsome too.

I love both my children. They are both people who any parent would be most proud of. To post a photo of either of them here would be a huge discredit to how much respect I have for both of them, sorry.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Primemuscle on September 18, 2013, 08:49:13 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6hbPn1eaoac/UAlA2yV7_rI/AAAAAAAAFeU/FJ32rZNFlDo/s1600/Jonah+Falcon.jpg)


13.5" of piece

I avoided going there. Getbig's Falcon has a tool to match his size or so one would believe from the photos he posted of his equipment. Jonah Falcon is a loser with a big fucking cock and nothing much more going on.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on September 18, 2013, 09:51:26 PM
Fratelli e sorelle carissimi.
Queridísimos hermanos y hermanas.
Bien chers frères et soeurs.
Liebe Brüder und Schwestern.
Dear Brothers and Sisters.

Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum:

Habemus FALCON!

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=446348.0;attach=490528;image)

Good brethren, the Most Holy Falcon and Vicar of Getbig possesses the charism of infallibility. Long may he guide us into all truth.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Primemuscle on September 18, 2013, 11:50:47 PM
Fratelli e sorelle carissimi.
Queridísimos hermanos y hermanas.
Bien chers frères et soeurs.
Liebe Brüder und Schwestern.
Dear Brothers and Sisters.

Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum:

Habemus FALCON!

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=446348.0;attach=490528;image)

Good brethren, the Most Holy Falcon and Vicar of Getbig possesses the charism of infallibility. Long may he guide us into all truth.


"Hellarious"
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Hulkotron on September 19, 2013, 05:20:00 AM
Ken Norton ducked the Falcon for years and look where it got him.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 19, 2013, 06:12:58 AM
Ken Norton ducked the Falcon for years and look where it got him.
;D
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Princess L on September 19, 2013, 12:42:09 PM


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=446348.0;attach=490528;image)

Good brethren, the Most Holy Falcon and Vicar of Getbig possesses the charism of infallibility. Long may he guide us into all truth.


Best shop nominee
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: arce1988 on September 19, 2013, 12:45:25 PM
  Serious question. WHY was Falcon always naked and erect in a Lawyers Office??
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: RUDE BUOY on September 19, 2013, 02:14:23 PM
  Serious question. WHY was Falcon always naked and erect in a Lawyers Office??
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE FALCONS METHODS
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Branchs Ears on September 19, 2013, 02:39:57 PM
Falcon is working on a level few of us will ever attain.  True genius.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: che on September 19, 2013, 02:50:59 PM
I could not keep an ounce of fat on myself until I was 29 years old

 ::)



(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=397164.0;attach=506246;image)
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 19, 2013, 03:04:08 PM
Falcon is a good person, a lot smarter than you think he is.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Costanza on September 19, 2013, 03:09:44 PM
Falcon is a good person, a lot smarter than you think he is.

Spot on.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: arce1988 on September 19, 2013, 03:12:59 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: dr.chimps on September 19, 2013, 03:17:35 PM
Falcon is a good person, a lot smarter than you think he is.
Agree. Falcon is the the first person who'd volunteer for a posse. In fact, look in the background of any Bobby Mitchum flick, and you'll find the Falcon.   :)
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: THE BOUNCER on September 19, 2013, 03:18:44 PM
::)



(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=397164.0;attach=506246;image)
:D :D
what a schmoe that fella is.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Archer77 on September 19, 2013, 03:20:59 PM
::)



(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=397164.0;attach=506246;image)

Looks like tbombz in a way
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: dr.chimps on September 19, 2013, 03:23:51 PM
:D :D
what a schmoe that fella is.
A young guy tanned all the way to his feet, and holding a big sweetie.  Hard to hate.   
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: THE BOUNCER on September 19, 2013, 03:30:47 PM
A young guy tanned all the way to his feet, and holding a big sweetie.  Hard to hate.   

i will never understand why a man who has never touched a weight in his life chooses to hang around this forum at 87 years of age. a creepy fuck to the gills no doubt.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Primemuscle on September 19, 2013, 03:48:55 PM
any pics bro?

Not going to happen.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Primemuscle on September 19, 2013, 03:52:17 PM
A young guy tanned all the way to his feet, and holding a big sweetie.  Hard to hate.   

I tan easily, always have. The dog was a sweetie.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Marty Champions on September 19, 2013, 04:47:55 PM
primemuscle is an old weary legendary nomadic fellow

the bouncer is a steroid fagget  ;D
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Complex Carbs on September 19, 2013, 05:58:58 PM
Falcum, when I left you looked great. Now I have returned, it seems the years have not been kind to you.

Did you stop blowing John's for steroids? Speak on this....
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Primemuscle on September 19, 2013, 06:05:56 PM
primemuscle is an old weary legendary nomadic fellow

the bouncer is a steroid fagget  ;D

Not too weary most of the time. Retirement life is good. I wish I could be more nomadic at least in the sense of traveling. Unfortunately my wife isn't healthy enough for air travel which limits us traveling to those faraway places we so love visiting, like France, Italy and Germany. Never been to Asia and would really like to do that sometime before I die.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: King Shizzo on September 19, 2013, 06:17:26 PM
Not too weary most of the time. Retirement life is good. I wish I could be more nomadic at least in the sense of traveling. Unfortunately my wife isn't healthy enough for air travel which limits us traveling to those faraway places we so love visiting, like France, Italy and Germany. Never been to Asia and would really like to do that sometime before I die.
I hear you are a regular down under.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: nzmusclemonster on September 19, 2013, 06:19:32 PM
I hear you are a regular down under.

Are you saying that Primemuscle is no stranger to a white towel?
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: King Shizzo on September 19, 2013, 06:22:02 PM
Are you saying that Primemuscle is no stranger to a white towel?
Im saying that the towel started out blue  ;D
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Primemuscle on September 19, 2013, 06:24:34 PM
I hear you are a regular down under.

I have no idea what this means Shizzo.

I've not traveled to Australia or New Zealand yet. But you no doubt had something more seamy in mind. Seems like a lot of folks here have nothing better to do then then think about my sex life.  ::)
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: King Shizzo on September 19, 2013, 06:30:36 PM
I have no idea what this means Shizzo.

I've not traveled to Australia or New Zealand yet. But you no doubt had something more seamy in mind. Seems like a lot of folks here have nothing better to do then then think about my sex life.  ::)
So is it safe to assume you like to frequent The Bareback Steakhouse?
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: tommywishbone on September 19, 2013, 09:43:06 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Primemuscle on September 19, 2013, 10:37:16 PM
So is it safe to assume you like to frequent The Bareback Steakhouse?

Your welcome to believe whatever gets you off.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Nordic Beast on September 20, 2013, 04:32:17 AM
primemuscle is an old weary legendary nomadic fellow

the bouncer is a steroid fagget  ;D

hey Falcon if you know so much about food, nutrients etc...why have you kept getting fatter and sloppier over the years??



Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Kwon on February 19, 2019, 03:02:19 AM
yes johnathans skinny mini was always the hot topic over a nice dinner of weiners and beef franks between Jamie Fagget Jr. and his father Randy Jamie Fagget Sr.  :)

The Feggets!
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 19, 2019, 03:33:49 AM
Falcon had the biggest downfall of any physique ever.  He had super elite genetics and let it all go to hell.  Will he rise again from the ashes???
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: AbrahamG on April 29, 2021, 04:29:29 PM
;D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=373822.0;attach=410744;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=373822.0;attach=410742;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=373822.0;attach=410743;image)

Classic bump.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 30, 2021, 03:05:48 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/Gvq28GS/martmage2.jpg)
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 30, 2021, 03:11:43 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6hbPn1eaoac/UAlA2yV7_rI/AAAAAAAAFeU/FJ32rZNFlDo/s1600/Jonah+Falcon.jpg)

13.5" of piece

tbombz estimated johnny falcon at around 10 inches.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Kwon on May 07, 2021, 02:14:28 AM
tbombz estimated johnny falcon at around 10 inches.

Rabbithole the best estimator?
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 07, 2021, 02:17:33 AM
Rabbithole the best estimator?

Don't you trust tbombz' expert opinion on judging penis size?  :D  ;D
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Kwon on May 07, 2021, 02:22:33 AM
Don't you trust tbombz' expert opinion on judging penis size?  :D  ;D

Truth.


That pozzy hole must have had the most experience in the world
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: AbrahamG on May 25, 2021, 09:51:42 PM
When talking about Mr Waddy, there tends to be more questions than answers.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=393915.0;attach=427680;image)

Bump for appreciation
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: Kwon on May 26, 2021, 02:01:27 AM
When talking about Mr Waddy, there tends to be more questions than answers.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=393915.0;attach=427680;image)

As you do, in a Law Office
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
Post by: MP on May 26, 2021, 05:41:23 AM
That's not the former Megadeth bass player.