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Title: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 22, 2013, 08:58:14 AM
One of the funniest humans on the planet. Great show

BBing and Groink superiority related......during the show he pointed out me and my GF.  He was doing a bit about HouseHunters and how the ugly fat fucks are always saying "what a great space to entertain" ..as if anyone would be caught dead hanging with those people.  and he pointed at us and said..."Now these two....great looking couple, I can see them entertaining"

Met him after the show, took a pic and he said "jesus fucking Christ, look at this huge bastard" and kept grabbing my arms and punching me in the shoulder....hahahahaaaaa aa  :D

This will NEVER happen to 98% of the turds that post here...this mean you in all likelihood   :D :D ;D
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Coach is Back! on September 22, 2013, 09:13:06 AM
One of the funniest humans on the planet. Great show

BBing and Groink superiority related......during the show he pointed out me and my GF.  He was doing a bit about HouseHunters and how the ugly fat fucks are always saying "what a great space to entertain" ..as if anyone would be caught dead hanging with those people.  and he pointed at us and said..."Now these two....great looking couple, I can see them entertaining"

Met him after the show, took a pic and he said "jesus fucking Christ, look at this huge bastard" and kept grabbing my arms and punching me in the shoulder....hahahahaaaaa aa  :D

This will NEVER happen to 98% of the turds that post here...this mean you in all likelihood   :D :D ;D

He used to live in gated community about 1/2 mile from my house called "Coral Cay". Years ago when Jesse was living here, he came over for Thanksgiving dinner with us (or us with them) and then the fourth of July detonations that Jessie would have. Yes, nice guy and a hot wife. Hate his radio show that he took over for Jim Rome :(
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 22, 2013, 09:18:19 AM
He used to live in gated community about 1/2 mile from my house called "Coral Cay". Years ago when Jesse was living here, he came over for Thanksgiving dinner with us (or us with them) and then the fourth of July detonations that Jessie would have. Yes, nice guy and a hot wife. Hate his radio show that he took over for Jim Rome :(

They did away with the sports talk that Rome was on around here. I liked jay in small doses when he'd fill in, didn't know he had totally taken over.
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 22, 2013, 09:22:47 AM
They did away with the sports talk that Rome was on around here. I liked jay in small doses when he'd fill in, didn't know he had totally taken over.

I'm biased...he's a really dry, fast talking east-coast guy.  right up my alley.
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Man of Steel on September 22, 2013, 09:24:03 AM
Jay's radio show is pretty good, I listen from time to time....he's a funny dude.

On Friday I had a random man approach me in the gym.  I had headphones on, was not making eye contact with anyone and was fully dialed into my workout. This man approached me with his fist out (for a fist bump LOL), he put his other hand on my shoulder and said, "God bless you man!  Lord has blessed you!  You have tremendous shoulders....wow!!  Can't wait to see you fully tuned up!  God bless you!"  

When I was younger, cocky and using every waking moment to flash the guns I used to have guys ask me "how much ya bench" about every 8 steps LOL.
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 22, 2013, 09:26:11 AM
On Friday I had a random man approach me in the gym.  I had headphones on, was not making eye contact with anyone and was fully dialed into my workout. This man approached me with his fist out (for a fist bump LOL), he put his other hand on my shoulder and said, "God bless you man!  Lord has blessed you!  You have tremendous shoulders....wow!!  Can't wait to see you fully tuned up!  God bless you!" 

Mos is a member of the 2% solution
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: che on September 22, 2013, 09:26:51 AM
On Friday I had a random man approach me in the gym.  I had headphones on, was not making eye contact with anyone and was fully dialed into my workout. This man approached me with his fist out (for a fist bump LOL), he put his other hand on my shoulder and said, "God bless you man!  Lord has blessed you!  You have tremendous shoulders....wow!!  Can't wait to see you fully tuned up!  God bless you!" 

haha
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Purple Aki on September 22, 2013, 09:29:33 AM
His Tracey Morgan impression is awesome.

Used to like his show "Action" too.
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Croatch on September 22, 2013, 09:32:04 AM
You probably got anxious, anticipating him making a steroid comment and knowing that was the reason for your size.
Team Croatch bringing the reality check. ;)
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 22, 2013, 09:37:14 AM
You probably got anxious, anticipating him making a steroid comment and knowing that was the reason for your size.
Team Croatch bringing the reality check. ;)

 Me nervous.....LOLOLOL.

I geet these compliments 15 times a day... it's to be expected and I knew he was going to say something...everybody says something.  8)
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: The Scott on September 22, 2013, 09:40:06 AM
One of the funniest humans on the planet. Great show

BBing and Groink superiority related......during the show he pointed out me and my GF.  He was doing a bit about HouseHunters and how the ugly fat fucks are always saying "what a great space to entertain" ..as if anyone would be caught dead hanging with those people.  and he pointed at us and said..."Now these two....great looking couple, I can see them entertaining"

Met him after the show, took a pic and he said "jesus fucking Christ, look at this huge bastard" and kept grabbing my arms and punching me in the shoulder....hahahahaaaaa aa  :D

This will NEVER happen to 98% of the turds that post here...this mean you in all likelihood   :D :D ;D

Are "we" supposed to have some sort of juvenile resentment because you "met" someone "famous"?   ;D  In all likelihood he just recognized you from a certain photo.  ;)

Glad you enjoyed the show but in case you didn't notice, it's over.
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 22, 2013, 09:53:11 AM
Are "we" supposed to have some sort of juvenile resentment because you "met" someone "famous"?   ;D  In all likelihood he just recognized you from a certain photo.  ;)

Glad you enjoyed the show but in case you didn't notice, it's over.

No the juvenile resentment should stem from the fact that I'm huge and very muscular and I get compliments constantly... you're missing the point  :D
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Ronnie Rep on September 22, 2013, 10:57:53 AM
They did away with the sports talk that Rome was on around here. I liked jay in small doses when he'd fill in, didn't know he had totally taken over.
I like Jay, have seen his standup! He took over Romes slot, I agree I liked him better when he filled in for Rome, he boars me with his 3 hour show!
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: G_Thang on September 22, 2013, 11:02:06 AM
No the juvenile resentment should stem from the fact that I'm huge and very muscular and I get compliments constantly... you're missing the point  :D

 ::)

Yeah, like when Disturbia was after that ass and you were bitching to Ron and "1" to save you.  Your next chess move was to develop a gimmick and follow Uncle Wiggs around the board.  

And Groink refers to "Groinking young bears!"  WTF is that!  Sounds like some secret code shit to BayGBM in PMs.
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 22, 2013, 11:20:22 AM
::)

Yeah, like when Disturbia was after that ass and you were bitching to Ron and "1" to save you.  Your next chess move was to develop a gimmick and follow Uncle Wiggs around the board.  

And Groink refers to "Groinking young bears!"  WTF is that!  Sounds like some secret code shit to BayGBM in PMs.


Someone sounds very butt hurt and lonely.   :D
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: 240 is Back on September 22, 2013, 11:27:59 AM
He used to live in gated community about 1/2 mile from my house called "Coral Cay". Years ago when Jesse was living here, he came over for Thanksgiving dinner with us (or us with them) and then the fourth of July detonations that Jessie would have. Yes, nice guy and a hot wife. Hate his radio show that he took over for Jim Rome :(

Comedian Jay Mohr Calls Michelle Obama A Man

http://www.thefrisky.com/2009-05-20/comedian-jay-mohr-calls-michelle-obama-a-man/

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Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 22, 2013, 12:00:45 PM
His Tracey Morgan impression is awesome.

Used to like his show "Action" too.

Somebody's gonna get Pregnant!!!



Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: arce1988 on September 22, 2013, 01:59:04 PM
jay is funny

groink is a stud

groink lady is hot
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Roger Bacon on September 22, 2013, 02:10:42 PM
One of the funniest humans on the planet. Great show

BBing and Groink superiority related......during the show he pointed out me and my GF.  He was doing a bit about HouseHunters and how the ugly fat fucks are always saying "what a great space to entertain" ..as if anyone would be caught dead hanging with those people.  and he pointed at us and said..."Now these two....great looking couple, I can see them entertaining"

Met him after the show, took a pic and he said "jesus fucking Christ, look at this huge bastard" and kept grabbing my arms and punching me in the shoulder....hahahahaaaaa aa  :D

This will NEVER happen to 98% of the turds that post here...this mean you in all likelihood   :D :D ;D
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: polychronopolous on September 22, 2013, 06:57:27 PM
One of the funniest humans on the planet. Great show

BBing and Groink superiority related......during the show he pointed out me and my GF.  He was doing a bit about HouseHunters and how the ugly fat fucks are always saying "what a great space to entertain" ..as if anyone would be caught dead hanging with those people.  and he pointed at us and said..."Now these two....great looking couple, I can see them entertaining"

Met him after the show, took a pic and he said "jesus fucking Christ, look at this huge bastard" and kept grabbing my arms and punching me in the shoulder....hahahahaaaaa aa  :D

This will NEVER happen to 98% of the turds that post here...this mean you in all likelihood   :D :D ;D

Nothing better than the life of a jacked muscleman!  :)
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: The Scott on September 22, 2013, 08:15:09 PM
No the juvenile resentment should stem from the fact that I'm huge and very muscular and I get compliments constantly... you're missing the point  :D

 ;D
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 22, 2013, 08:23:30 PM
Comedian Jay Mohr Calls Michelle Obama A Man

http://www.thefrisky.com/2009-05-20/comedian-jay-mohr-calls-michelle-obama-a-man/

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He was close.   She is a sasquatch. 
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Parker on September 22, 2013, 08:41:55 PM

Spitting images.... Would be funny if there was a game made about Getbig.
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: EL Mariachi on September 23, 2013, 04:12:21 AM
One of the funniest humans on the planet. Great show

BBing and Groink superiority related......during the show he pointed out me and my GF.  He was doing a bit about HouseHunters and how the ugly fat fucks are always saying "what a great space to entertain" ..as if anyone would be caught dead hanging with those people.  and he pointed at us and said..."Now these two....great looking couple, I can see them entertaining"

Met him after the show, took a pic and he said "jesus fucking Christ, look at this huge bastard" and kept grabbing my arms and punching me in the shoulder....hahahahaaaaa aa  :D

This will NEVER happen to 98% of the turds that post here...this mean you in all likelihood   :D :D ;D


hmm groink's 2% club requirements:
attention whoring = check
big arms, saggy chest, no legs = check
low iq  = check
convicted criminal = check
poor personality = check
pathalogical liar = check
insecure much = check
fake, un-natural smile = check

No wonder nobody likes you groink, its not because of your muscular arms, its because of your worthless personality, trust me on this. You have no class. Ur pushing 50 years old, but still with a iq of a 25 year old, its quite sad.

Ur nothing special, get over it.


Symptoms[edit source]

Symptoms of this disorder, as defined by the DSM-IV-TR include:[1]
Expects to be recognized as superior and special, without superior accomplishments
Expects constant attention, admiration and positive reinforcement from others
Envies others and believes others envy him/her
Is preoccupied with thoughts and fantasies of great success, enormous attractiveness, power, intelligence
Lacks the ability to empathize with the feelings or desires of others
Is arrogant in attitudes and behavior
Has expectations of special treatment that are unrealistic

Per the Mayo Clinic, narcissistic personality disorder is characterized by dramatic, emotional behavior, which is in the same category as antisocial and borderline personality disorders.[7]

Narcissistic personality disorder symptoms may include:
Believing that you're better than others
Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness
Exaggerating your achievements or talents
Expecting constant praise and admiration
Believing that you're special and acting accordingly
Failing to recognize other people's emotions and feelings
Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans
Taking advantage of others
Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior
Being jealous of others
Believing that others are jealous of you
Trouble keeping healthy relationships
Setting unrealistic goals
Being easily hurt and rejected
Having a fragile self-esteem
Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional


I hope this helps, you should change your ways.
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Army of One on September 23, 2013, 04:16:48 AM
Going to watch an American try to be funny is like watching a Pakistani trying to bodybuild.
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: MikMaq on September 23, 2013, 04:21:58 AM
I'm biased...he's a really dry, fast talking east-coast guy.  right up my alley.
Ironically dudes about as narcissistic as you are.

Anyhow dudes alright,
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: BigCyp on September 23, 2013, 04:23:02 AM
Going to watch an American try to be funny is like watching a Pakistani trying to bodybuild.

I tend to disagree on this bro, have you ever seen Stewart Francis - very funny one liners

wait, he's Canadian.

Carry on
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 23, 2013, 04:41:18 AM

hmm groink's 2% club requirements:

attention whoring check
big arms, saggy chest, no legs check
low iq check
convicted criminal check
poor personality check
pathalogical liar check
insecure much check
fake, un-natural smile check

No wonder nobody likes you groink, its not because of your muscular arms, its because of your worthless personality, trust me on this. You have no class. Ur pushing 50 years old, but still with a iq of a 25 year old, its quite sad.

Ur nothing special, get over it.


Symptoms[edit source]

Symptoms of this disorder, as defined by the DSM-IV-TR include:[1]
Expects to be recognized as superior and special, without superior accomplishments
Expects constant attention, admiration and positive reinforcement from others
Envies others and believes others envy him/her
Is preoccupied with thoughts and fantasies of great success, enormous attractiveness, power, intelligence
Lacks the ability to empathize with the feelings or desires of others
Is arrogant in attitudes and behavior
Has expectations of special treatment that are unrealistic

Per the Mayo Clinic, narcissistic personality disorder is characterized by dramatic, emotional behavior, which is in the same category as antisocial and borderline personality disorders.[7]

Narcissistic personality disorder symptoms may include:
Believing that you're better than others
Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness
Exaggerating your achievements or talents
Expecting constant praise and admiration
Believing that you're special and acting accordingly
Failing to recognize other people's emotions and feelings
Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans
Taking advantage of others
Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior
Being jealous of others
Believing that others are jealous of you
Trouble keeping healthy relationships
Setting unrealistic goals
Being easily hurt and rejected
Having a fragile self-esteem
Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional


I hoe this helps, you should change your ways.


The problem with your teary-eyed meltdown is every word I posted is 100% true.

Some of us ARE special. .. and people take note. But thanks for crying about it... it's good to know who the whiny twats are.
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: lats_r_us on September 23, 2013, 04:42:53 AM
Groink is a man with muscles so none of this is surprising at all.
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: EL Mariachi on September 23, 2013, 04:51:35 AM

The problem with your teary-eyed meltdown is every word I posted is 100% true.

Some of us ARE special. .. and people take note. But thanks for crying about it... it's good to know who the whiny twats are.

Hey brother, wasnt trying to put you down,im just seeing a man that is troubled, and i try to help, in your case a reality check is at its place for your personal growth. You know im right, dont deny it accept it, i dont mind people bragging and stuff but you need to learn how to brag without negativity associated with it.
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 23, 2013, 04:57:13 AM
Hey brother, wasnt trying to put you down,im just seeing a man that is troubled, and i try to help, in your case a reality check is at its place for your personal growth. You know im right, dont deny it accept it, i dont mind people bragging and stuff but you need to learn how to brag without negativity associated with it.

Troubled....LOL.

I laugh at how worked up people get when I post sht like that, it's a goof. .. you would think I'm threatening to stab people and posting pictures of knives

Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Army of One on September 23, 2013, 04:58:28 AM
Troubled....LOL.

I laugh at how worked up people get when I post sht like that, it's a goof. .. you would think I  threatening to stab people and posting pictures of knives



El Mariachi does strike me as the kind of power bottom who threatens to stab his partner if he pumps him too hard.
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 23, 2013, 05:02:30 AM
El Mariachi does strike me as the kind of power bottom who threatens to stab his partner if he pumps him too hard.

Pumps him too hard ?  Is that a typo?  ;D
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 23, 2013, 05:04:11 AM
lol i never threatened to stab anyone here, at the time that knives pic i thaught was funny, but not anymore so, but you on the other hand recently wished death up on some getbiggers.

Yes I was joking....do I really need to explain every post I make so your delicate sensibilities don't get offended ?
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: King Shizzo on September 23, 2013, 05:06:15 AM

hmm groink's 2% club requirements:

attention whoring check
big arms, saggy chest, no legs check
low iq check
convicted criminal check
poor personality check
pathalogical liar check
insecure much check
fake, un-natural smile check

No wonder nobody likes you groink, its not because of your muscular arms, its because of your worthless personality, trust me on this. You have no class. Ur pushing 50 years old, but still with a iq of a 25 year old, its quite sad.

Ur nothing special, get over it.


Symptoms[edit source]

Symptoms of this disorder, as defined by the DSM-IV-TR include:[1]
Expects to be recognized as superior and special, without superior accomplishments
Expects constant attention, admiration and positive reinforcement from others
Envies others and believes others envy him/her
Is preoccupied with thoughts and fantasies of great success, enormous attractiveness, power, intelligence
Lacks the ability to empathize with the feelings or desires of others
Is arrogant in attitudes and behavior
Has expectations of special treatment that are unrealistic

Per the Mayo Clinic, narcissistic personality disorder is characterized by dramatic, emotional behavior, which is in the same category as antisocial and borderline personality disorders.[7]

Narcissistic personality disorder symptoms may include:
Believing that you're better than others
Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness
Exaggerating your achievements or talents
Expecting constant praise and admiration
Believing that you're special and acting accordingly
Failing to recognize other people's emotions and feelings
Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans
Taking advantage of others
Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior
Being jealous of others
Believing that others are jealous of you
Trouble keeping healthy relationships
Setting unrealistic goals
Being easily hurt and rejected
Having a fragile self-esteem
Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional


I hoe this helps, you should change your ways.
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: EL Mariachi on September 23, 2013, 05:08:10 AM
 ;) i just cut and paste some info from wiki, hardly a meltdown
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Croatch on September 23, 2013, 06:06:41 AM
Troubled....LOL.

I laugh at how worked up people get when I post sht like that, it's a goof. .. you would think I'm threatening to stab people and posting pictures of knives


Not directed at me...but along the same line.
I thought the story was amusing and it's no problem for someone to get credit for being large, but at the end of the day...do you really stand out without your drug use?  Maybe so, but I would find nothing redeeming about someone commending me credit for a physique built on drugs....then denying the main reason for my build was drugs.
Taking pride in a drug physique is the saddest thing you see in gyms today.  People like to confuse they're "hard work" for the drug gains.  Most are unrealistic with what's what, they're usually called body builders.
You know, the guy who slams weights, has 2 training partners, appearing to be doing something righteous, but is just a little boy who failed at training :-\. Don't be that guy.
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 23, 2013, 05:01:45 PM
Not to take anything away from you getting attention but Jay Mohr is a pretty well known bi-sexual in Hollywood. So the fact that he was grabbing your arms and pinching your shoulder actually makes sense. Andy Cohan of Bravo TV has him on his show often. Cohan is a major homo in that industry and Mohr always says things to Cohan like "if i were gay" then he winks at Cohan and the two giggle like school girls. Mohr is a funny bastard though.
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 23, 2013, 05:08:29 PM
Not to take anything away from you getting attention but Jay Mohr is a pretty well known bi-sexual in Hollywood. So the fact that he was grabbing your arms and pinching your shoulder actually makes sense. Andy Cohan of Bravo TV has him on his show often. Cohan is a major homo in that industry and Mohr always says things to Cohan like "if i were gay" then he winks at Cohan and the two giggle like school girls. Mohr is a funny bastard though.


I could see that.  His "gay guy" is fucking GAY. ...like flaming....lol.

But my god he is fucking funny... I was in stitches.
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: MikMaq on September 23, 2013, 06:21:16 PM

Some of us ARE special. .. and people take note.
Lol it's good to see your starting to build yourself up again. Your last trainwreck was priceless, can't wait for the next :-*
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: whitewidow on September 23, 2013, 06:26:53 PM
He used to live in gated community about 1/2 mile from my house called "Coral Cay". Years ago when Jesse was living here, he came over for Thanksgiving dinner with us (or us with them) and then the fourth of July detonations that Jessie would have. Yes, nice guy and a hot wife. Hate his radio show that he took over for Jim Rome :(

Carlos Lehder owned normans cay .My dad had him over for thanksgiving one year
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 23, 2013, 06:28:14 PM
Lol it's good to see your starting to build yourself up again. Your last trainwreck was priceless, can't wait for the next :-*

Another one that is deeply invested in my presence here. Stick to concentrating on yourself... you're almost a human now.  ;)
Title: Re: Went to see Jay Mohr last night...
Post by: Army of One on September 24, 2013, 12:38:57 AM

I could see that.  His "gay guy" is fucking GAY. ...like flaming....lol.

But my god he is fucking funny... I was in stitches.

He didnt have a white towel in his hand when he was feeling your muscles did he?