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Title: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: NESTOR on December 30, 2005, 09:57:43 PM
OK first of all she looks different ...ok ok very different i met he before and i can say that its not the kelly i met did she have a lift ? or a nose job ? she does actually look like shit any input is always welcome and fun to discuss...
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: G o a t b o y on December 30, 2005, 10:04:56 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=50097.0;id=51290;image)

What is that on her head, a dead racoon?
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: knny187 on December 31, 2005, 10:12:43 AM


What is that on her head, a dead racoon?

peacock
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: pumpster on December 31, 2005, 10:24:55 AM
Every friggin pic he's carrying a bottle. Must be somethin special in there...

One of the only pics i've seen yet where she looks good! Probably a little more body fat in between contests, less scraggly.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: knny187 on December 31, 2005, 10:34:28 AM
& she carry's something all the time to help with her oral fixation
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: LLES on December 31, 2005, 10:54:09 AM
& she carry's something all the time to help with her oral fixation



Lollipops are really good when your rollin !!
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Pet shop boys on December 31, 2005, 12:07:50 PM
What's with Kelly's face?
That's the thread.................. .. this is the most difficult place to ask a question

What happened to her face?
I've asked many times as well,

but all u hear is
"look at her hat"
"is that a dead racoon?"
Craig is holding a bottle"
"lollipops are good"
etc,etc,tec,...........

What a bunch of morons!!!


Woooshhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: knny187 on December 31, 2005, 12:08:23 PM
am I the only one that noticed that?

Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: bigmikecox on December 31, 2005, 12:13:17 PM
Every friggin pic he's carrying a bottle. Must be somethin special in there...

G water ;D
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: buffalo on December 31, 2005, 12:13:31 PM
1. lollipop
2. water + special K
= X

Kelly
plastic surgery

end of story
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: G o a t b o y on December 31, 2005, 12:13:48 PM
What's with Kelly's face?
That's the thread.................. .. this is the most difficult place to ask a question

What happened to her face?
I've asked many times as well,

but all u hear is
"look at her hat"
"is that a dead racoon?"
Craig is holding a bottle"
"lollipops are good"
etc,etc,tec,...........

What a bunch of morons!!!


Woooshhhhhhhhhhhh


Is that a dead racoon?
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: bigmikecox on December 31, 2005, 12:14:53 PM
her faced changed quite a bit over the years.  First it was the nose, then the lips.  I thought the KR that won the Fitness America was prettier
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Butterbean on December 31, 2005, 12:16:03 PM
OK first of all she looks different ...ok ok very different i met he before and i can say that its not the kelly i met did she have a lift ? or a nose job ? she does actually look like shit any input is always welcome and fun to discuss...

Was this pic taken at the 2002 O afterparty?
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: buffalo on December 31, 2005, 12:17:46 PM
eyelift, nosejobs, lip implants, chin implant plus more

Kelly was a pretty, wholesome looking girl but as usual, to look a certain way for mags etc, she went the plastic surgery route.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: NESTOR on January 06, 2006, 01:23:53 PM
the pic was taken in the afterparty !!!too bad she looks like the hooker down the street in crack!! well this is how she looks now anyways!! :( :-\
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 06, 2006, 03:18:36 PM
she was on the run and exhausted how would you look?

if you're gonna get some work facial surgery
expect to pay a little more to have the best results.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: midknight on January 06, 2006, 03:24:41 PM
she was on the run and exhausted how would you look?

Yeah, those pedicures can be pretty tough :P
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: dmorgan41178 on January 06, 2006, 05:33:11 PM
OK first of all she looks different ...ok ok very different i met he before and i can say that its not the kelly i met did she have a lift ? or a nose job ? she does actually look like shit any input is always welcome and fun to discuss...

she has had some work done, but that outfit is hot minus the hat.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: IronGame on January 08, 2006, 07:22:32 AM
Too much dieting, tanning, PEs, and rec drugs all contribute to the aging process.  In women, the skin becomes very thin, and facial surgery is difficult to conceal.  The stress of being married to someone like Titus didn't help either.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 08, 2006, 07:29:09 AM
white people skin crack with age
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: 240 is Back on January 08, 2006, 07:45:41 AM
white people skin crack with age

That's a great sentence.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 08, 2006, 07:48:50 AM
That's a great sentence.
glad u like it
took 10 minutes to compose
you should read my Japanese poetry :)
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: IronGame on January 09, 2006, 03:48:44 AM
black crack b frightnin' :o
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Pecs n Muscle on January 09, 2006, 08:44:34 AM
white people skin crack with age


That is the DUMBEST thing I think I have ever read on a forum. ::)
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 09, 2006, 12:12:01 PM

That is the DUMBEST thing I think I have ever read on a forum. ::)

oh really ?
THINK aboutit
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: chafed_nut_sack420 on January 10, 2006, 03:05:50 PM
white people skin crack with age

Ok, Mr. Chapped Knuckles.   ::)
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Special Ed on January 10, 2006, 09:09:06 PM
Sometimes we forget about Oprah and her baby-smooth skin.

Special "Dr. Phil" Ed
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Mr. Zimbabwe on January 12, 2006, 02:42:03 PM
These two recent pics of Kelly are very sexy in my humble opinion. 
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: midknight on January 12, 2006, 02:50:03 PM
what the hell happened to her lips? :P
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Shawn Ray on January 12, 2006, 08:06:36 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: rocket on January 12, 2006, 09:22:18 PM
what the hell happened to her lips? :P

I think its pretty obvious what happened to her lips - she had collagen or whatever that crap is injected into them.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Special Ed on January 12, 2006, 09:51:17 PM
Shawn,

I thought you had a daughter, not a son. You really should dress her in pink instead of green.

Special "Recording Autist" Ed
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: LLES on January 13, 2006, 08:51:23 AM
;D








Awww! Isn't that sweet. Shawn posted a picture of his baby. Yep, she definitely looks like you Shawn!!
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: 240 is Back on January 13, 2006, 09:02:09 AM
Shawn,

I thought you had a daughter, not a son. You really should dress her in pink instead of green.

Special "Recording Autist" Ed

holy crap. owned^3
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: midknight on January 13, 2006, 09:58:12 AM
I think its pretty obvious what happened to her lips - she had collagen or whatever that crap is injected into them.


Who here, thinks a FAT lip is attractive?  ::)
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Mr. Zimbabwe on January 13, 2006, 02:34:17 PM
Who here, thinks a FAT lip is attractive?  ::)

I think most men appreciate full lips, no?
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: midknight on January 13, 2006, 04:11:59 PM
I think most men appreciate full lips, no?

(http://kellyryanonline.com/images/gallery/bg21.jpg)

case by case , but no with Kelly :P
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: rocket on January 13, 2006, 04:20:26 PM
i don't find angelina jolie attractive, i hate big lips like that
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Mr. Zimbabwe on January 13, 2006, 04:26:37 PM
case by case , but no with Kelly :P

Midknight, I think Kelly is deliberately pouting in that pic?

Lip-jobs are like boob-jobs .... girls like to show them off.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: phyxsius on January 17, 2006, 06:32:25 AM
Lip-jobs are like boob-jobs .... girls like to show them off.

and it's ugly.. like someone smack your lips with a frying pan
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Billy Rosewood on January 20, 2006, 12:30:55 PM
I believe that the train crossing arms were broken at the tracks near craig and kelly's house in vegas and they were using kelly's face to stop the locomotives.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Acerimmer1 on January 20, 2006, 04:31:44 PM
i don't find angelina jolie attractive, i hate big lips like that

I like full lips but Kelly clearly is infertile due to steroid use, so if you want to "HIT that" as you guys put it your brains sexual selection software is malfunctioning. It's as simple as that!

Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: gh15 on January 20, 2006, 05:46:52 PM
These two recent pics of Kelly are very sexy in my humble opinion. 

i start thinking grant is a homo.
those 2 pics of the ugly wife can be described in 3 simple words: transexual on meth. her arm in that pic is about 6-7 inches of sickly skinny tissue. her boobs are fake, her face is horrible, and the worst case is the dried look the meth gave her didn't help even though it is combined with primo winny oxandrolone and prop. it didn't help cuz the transexual in those pics did not eat right, did not eat enough, did not train enough  (life with the murderer... there is not much training)

I WOULD SERIOUSLY PREFER TO JACK OFF OR FUCK A MALE THAN BEING INTIMATE WITH THIS TRANSEXUAL IN THOSE 2 PICS. H O R R I F I C
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Acerimmer1 on January 21, 2006, 07:56:43 AM
i start thinking grant is a homo.


Yet He's a porn star performing with numerous beautiful Women... and you're the one with the rich Daddy! life has a wonderful sense of irony, no?

"i was... by a rich daddy i know what im talking about i would never be a bodybuilder if i wasnt... on top...and do it for many times...on the side will have another 4...they play with and make some money on...my dad's name must be on the account because he got the money and the word and that's all that counts...the REAL MONEY HOLDERS such as michael jackson...playing with their balls"(GH15)

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=52610.msg826815#msg826815

You're right about Kelly though IMO She's really rough. ESPECIALLY in the pics Grant posted, though her face probably looks better in shadow (and this post is about her face).

PS: GH15 You forgot her hands in the 2nd one, they make her appear to be in mid transformation to some kind of werebeast.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Acerimmer1 on January 21, 2006, 08:30:50 AM
empty
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: gh15 on January 21, 2006, 10:22:05 AM
Yet He's a porn star performing with numerous beautiful Women... and you're the one with the rich Daddy! life has a wonderful sense of irony, no?

"i was... by a rich daddy i know what im talking about i would never be a bodybuilder if i wasnt... on top...and do it for many times...on the side will have another 4...they play with and make some money on...my dad's name must be on the account because he got the money and the word and that's all that counts...the REAL MONEY HOLDERS such as michael jackson...playing with their balls"(GH15)

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=52610.msg826815#msg826815

You're right about Kelly though IMO She's really rough. ESPECIALLY in the pics Grant posted, though her face probably looks better in shadow (and this post is about her face).

PS: GH15 You forgot her hands in the 2nd one, they make her appear to be in mid transformation to some kind of werebeast.

wait wait wait a sec here...you telling me that grant is fuckin some loose hoes in porns like it's something to be proud of...a girl would not get to porn to begin with if she was not poor small american little town in alabama kinda whore or god knows where, abused in her childhood by her step daddy, or been taken advantage of or gang banged in school or social events as teenager. they are all fucked in the head and NONE of them are from good backround. NONE OF THEM. grants fuckin them and it's cool but his taste is not the best if he think the ugly wife looked anything other than a transexual sickly skinny being. in those 2 pics she look like she got a 3 inch dick under the panties...comon now...disgusting
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Acerimmer1 on January 21, 2006, 06:36:07 PM
wait wait wait a sec here...you telling me that grant is fuckin some loose hoes in porns like it's something to be proud of...


I don't recall saying that.

I said I thought that he worked with beautiful Women because it's the prevailing opinion on the site (rather than renting all his movies to find out if it was true I took it as read). Also I still think it would be ironic if he were gay, and you were straight. Considering he's a porn star and you have a "rich Daddy" who gives you lots of money.

a girl would not get to porn to begin with if she was not poor small american little town in alabama kinda whore or god knows where, abused in her childhood by her step daddy, or been taken advantage of or gang banged in school or social events as teenager. they are all fucked in the head and NONE of them are from good backround. NONE OF THEM.


I'm sure if they had rich Daddys like you they wouldn't need to do porn, I'm with you there! If they were all gang banged and abused then thats really sad.

grants fuckin them and it's cool but his taste is not the best if he think the ugly wife looked anything other than a transexual sickly skinny being. in those 2 pics she look like she got a 3 inch dick under the panties...comon now...disgusting

Oh dear I lost you there, unfortunately your rich Daddy clearly wasn't able to teach you proper English. But if you're saying Kelly is a moose you should be able to see I agree from my previous post.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: gh15 on January 22, 2006, 12:33:08 AM
Yet He's a porn star performing with numerous beautiful Women... and you're the one with the rich Daddy! life has a wonderful sense of irony, no?

"i was... by a rich daddy i know what im talking about i would never be a bodybuilder if i wasnt... on top...and do it for many times...on the side will have another 4...they play with and make some money on...my dad's name must be on the account because he got the money and the word and that's all that counts...the REAL MONEY HOLDERS such as michael jackson...playing with their balls"(GH15)

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=52610.msg826815#msg826815

You're right about Kelly though IMO She's really rough. ESPECIALLY in the pics Grant posted, though her face probably looks better in shadow (and this post is about her face).

PS: GH15 You forgot her hands in the 2nd one, they make her appear to be in mid transformation to some kind of werebeast.


" life has a wonderful sense of irony, no?" should be ....life has a wonderful sense of irony, RIGHT?....just making sure your "english" is as good as my first language...or my english ;)
in usa we talk american not english
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Acerimmer1 on January 22, 2006, 09:20:09 AM

" life has a wonderful sense of irony, no?" should be ....life has a wonderful sense of irony, RIGHT?....just making sure your "english" is as good as my first language...or my english ;)
in usa we talk american not english

Well spotted. I used my artistic licence there.

PS: Your English ,sorry. I mean your American, was not really that bad. But it did give me a chance to mention your rich Daddy one more time.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Acerimmer1 on January 22, 2006, 09:33:18 AM
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Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Junior III on January 23, 2006, 05:57:22 PM
Check out the picture of KR on the bottom right in the blue bikini.
http://www.bodyfitness-uk.com/docs/fitness/jan_05.html

I forgot she even used to look like that!


You know, HUMAN!!!
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Acerimmer1 on January 23, 2006, 06:01:22 PM
Check out the picture of KR on the bottom right in the blue bikini.
http://www.bodyfitness-uk.com/docs/fitness/jan_05.html

I forgot she even used to look like that!


You know, HUMAN!!!

Wow it looks nothing like her! How She looks now that is.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: buffalo on January 23, 2006, 06:39:09 PM
this was one of my favorite photo shoots of Kelly before all the stupid plastic surgery crap
(http://images.netrition.com/images/kelly_ryan1.jpg)
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: phyxsius on January 23, 2006, 06:56:27 PM
this was one of my favorite photo shoots of Kelly before all the stupid plastic surgery crap
(http://images.netrition.com/images/kelly_ryan1.jpg)

We blame Craig for ruining Kelly's life..

Sooner or later, Barbara will follow suit, all thanks to Tamali with his affair with other guy
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Acerimmer1 on January 25, 2006, 02:10:04 PM
We blame Craig for ruining Kelly's life..

Did Craig recommend the surgeon then?
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Acerimmer1 on January 25, 2006, 02:11:18 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=50097.0;id=51290;image)

What is that on her head, a dead racoon?

Whats that on Craigs head... Oh yeah it's hair!
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: phyxsius on January 26, 2006, 12:27:17 AM
Whats that on Craigs head... Oh yeah it's hair!

oh Derek Anthony will be so jealous
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: FLYLO on February 01, 2006, 01:38:20 AM
Unfortunate that she's had plastic surgery done to her face.  Whether to shave off the effects of steroids, or to enhance her looks; at 33 years of age, now she has that generic look of retired Hollywood actresses.  She looks fifty, trying to look younger.  She looks older than Betty Weider.  Yipes!!
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Childish///AMG on February 01, 2006, 08:33:51 AM
  She looks older than Betty Weider.  Yipes!!
Hey, Betty is a "Gilf"  :) :)
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: pumpster on February 08, 2006, 06:47:17 AM
The puffed-up collagen lips aren't attractive, too obvious.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: KSA on February 08, 2006, 07:36:32 AM
No more make up
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: TrophyWife on February 08, 2006, 01:35:13 PM
She can have makeup for the trial so she can look all pretty for the jury. Plus it looks like she has permanent makeup, eyeliner and eyebrows.....tattooed on
Title: OKAY, WAIT A SECOND HERE.... GRANT IS A PORN STAR????!!!!!
Post by: shockandawe on February 08, 2006, 01:47:15 PM
So uhhh...I guess that means that you're ummmm <gulp> fairly well "formed" then?
                  D    A    M   N.....
I have been sooooooooooooooooooooo out of the loop...
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: TrophyWife on February 08, 2006, 06:02:27 PM
What are you talking about?
I'm just saying she CAN have makeup...........
BUT if she is found guilty she has to take out the hair extensions also.. none allowed in prison

It has nothing to do how i am "formed" 
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: buffalo on February 09, 2006, 03:30:06 PM
i think he was talking to Grant about being well formed..loook at the subject of his post
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: midknight on February 09, 2006, 04:58:16 PM
(http://kellyryanonline.com/images/store/bg5.jpg)
really what the HELL?
(http://kellyryanonline.com/images/store/bg22.jpg)
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: midknight on February 09, 2006, 04:59:03 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/news/2006-01/060201titus02.jpg)
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Childish///AMG on February 09, 2006, 10:15:59 PM
It's amazing how one's life can "Quickly" change course :'( :'(
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Tokyo Joe on February 10, 2006, 03:29:43 PM
white people skin crack with age

yellow people no age just lose hair and live long time
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: gh15 on February 10, 2006, 07:29:10 PM
It's amazing how one's life can "Quickly" change course :'( :'(

course? the ugly wife was ugly and now she is uglier. she was never feminine past 20 years old. she probably got aids the ugly wife simply looks horrible even for an ugly woman.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Acerimmer1 on February 10, 2006, 07:43:35 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/news/2006-01/060201titus02.jpg)
Michael Jackson (pictured here in drapes) is recovering well after his most recent surgeries.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: knny187 on February 11, 2006, 08:55:28 AM
 ;)
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d91/knny187/Craig.jpg)
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d91/knny187/kelly.jpg)
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: LLES on February 11, 2006, 11:22:03 AM
They need to be on that "Faces of Meth" web-site. Very sad :'(
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: washedup on February 11, 2006, 01:20:53 PM
only her entomologist knows for sure.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: tjschoenborn on February 11, 2006, 04:52:57 PM
Kellys face changes is due to to much growth. Do you remember Tonya Knight? She was beautiful, then she used growth and what a change.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: buffalo on February 12, 2006, 10:33:42 AM
only her entomologist knows for sure.

her bug doctor??  ???
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Childish///AMG on February 12, 2006, 01:02:22 PM
her bug doctor??  ???
Way too "Funny"
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Acerimmer1 on February 12, 2006, 06:40:22 PM
her bug doctor??  ???

NICE!
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: buffalo on February 12, 2006, 08:44:31 PM
"only her ENTOMOLGIST knows for sure"..............

Maybe WashedUp knows some even freakier shit that went on with Craig & Kelly that none of us were aware of!!! :o
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Childish///AMG on February 13, 2006, 06:54:09 AM
Kellys face changes is due to to much growth. Do you remember Tonya Knight? She was beautiful, then she used growth and what a change.
How "True" I had a serious crush on her 8)
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Crusher on February 13, 2006, 01:29:08 PM
How "True" I had a serious crush on her 8)

Find out which prison she's in and write to her.  You'll probably have a good shot - 5 years with no dick is a long time, even for Tonya.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: washedup on February 13, 2006, 05:18:39 PM
Grundle, I was alluding to the possible arthropod induced damage brought on by her face being repeatedly pushed into pthiriasis infested prison pussy (see your previous post).
By the way, creatine is for babies.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: buffalo on February 13, 2006, 07:30:51 PM
Grundle, I was alluding to the possible arthropod induced damage brought on by her face being repeatedly pushed into pthiriasis infested prison pussy (see your previous post).

Are you referring to PSORIASIS??

This is like a mystery unfolding before our very eyes!  It's like trying to crack an uncrackable secret code
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: washedup on February 13, 2006, 09:06:04 PM
No, I mean phtiriasis, AKA pediculosis pubis, AKA "crabs".
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: buffalo on February 14, 2006, 06:57:27 AM
barf
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Childish///AMG on February 14, 2006, 07:08:40 AM
Wow, I am "Learning" so much from this site 8) 8)
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: ramazon on March 19, 2006, 09:50:44 AM
glad u like it
took 10 minutes to compose
you should read my Japanese poetry :)

[Inspired by yours, Mr. Big, here's one of mine:
Kelly had a little lamb,
But now the lamb is dead. 
Kelly still takes the lamb to school each day,
Between to chunks of bread./quote]
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: ramazon on March 19, 2006, 10:41:06 AM
this was one of my favorite photo shoots of Kelly before all the stupid plastic surgery crap
(http://images.netrition.com/images/kelly_ryan1.jpg)

[That's a GREAT photo you posted, Buff.  Yes, she went from a plain Jane to an Italian madonna.  Besides the usual lipo, I'm guessing she bobbed her nose (ouch, EXTREMELY painful), had her eyes and forehead lifted, lips plumped to the max and a recent laser peel that prevents her from going out in the sun.  (BTW, to design a new face for yourself, visit cindyjackson.com)  I rather LIKE the results.  She looks rather sophisticated and alluring.  Then again, I like monkeys, too, which attracted me to bodybuilding (and not, say, golf,) in the first place.  Connecting to our primitive roots, swinging through a roomful of bars, we seek to resemble primates.  You, Tarzan; me, Jane.  Are we doing it in order to look the same tomorrow?  No; we want visibble results for our hard work.  Personally speaking, I want TOTAL transformation (hey, I'm first in line for a WHOLE BODY transplant), enlightment and transcendence from our mortal "packaging".  I myself lost 75 pounds to kickstart my acting career.  Plastic surgery is like changing your clothes, dewds.  When it's time, it's time.  You have the right to modify your appearance in ANY way.  Just wait til more men try the implants designed for heightened sexual performance.  You'll ALL be in line asking for your own "beer can", and spending less time in the "jungle"!   /quote]
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Hugo Chavez on March 19, 2006, 01:54:27 PM
Midknight, I think Kelly is deliberately pouting in that pic?

Lip-jobs are like boob-jobs .... girls like to show them off.
screw that Dr. 90210, it always looks like crap crap crap...  They end up looking like shit after a few surgeries every time.  If this is the way I wanted a chic to look I'd save myself all the BS and go with a liquid latex dipped blow up doll with a poodle trapped inside. :-X
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Hugo Chavez on March 19, 2006, 02:02:13 PM
I think most men appreciate full lips, no?
Jolie's are natural.  All these girls who've come out of sugery thinking they've had Angelina's lips installed look like crap.
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: ramazon on March 19, 2006, 02:46:15 PM
Unfortunate that she's had plastic surgery done to her face.  Whether to shave off the effects of steroids, or to enhance her looks; at 33 years of age, now she has that generic look of retired Hollywood actresses.  She looks fifty, trying to look younger.  She looks older than Betty Weider.  Yipes!!

[How does one "shave off the effects of steroids" with surgery, Fly?  I always thought that a real shave with a standard double edge was enough.  Also, do you know how old Betty Weider is?  Sadly, most of today's bodybuilders won't live nearly as long, or EVER look quite as good.  Betty's an old, graceful and gentle blossom.  A true American beauty who refuses to fade.  And there's not a violent bone in her body./quote]
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: ramazon on March 19, 2006, 02:58:13 PM
"only her ENTOMOLGIST knows for sure"..............

Maybe WashedUp knows some even freakier shit that went on with Craig & Kelly that none of us were aware of!!! :o

[Aha!  So you even KNOW about the cockroaches stored jars?  Dang, Buffalo, you're on to all KINDS of things. Would you kindly consider hosting a special seminar?  Puh-LEEZE?  It would make SUCH an exciting replacement for C&K's After Party!  You do it, I'll promote it, and, I swear, even Joe and Bettty will attend.  I'm your huckleberry on this one./quote]
Title: Re: can anyone think what the hell happened to kelly's face?
Post by: Childish///AMG on March 19, 2006, 07:29:35 PM
this was one of my favorite photo shoots of Kelly before all the stupid plastic surgery crap
(http://images.netrition.com/images/kelly_ryan1.jpg)

[That's a GREAT photo you posted, Buff.  Yes, she went from a plain Jane to an Italian madonna.  Besides the usual lipo, I'm guessing she bobbed her nose (ouch, EXTREMELY painful), had her eyes and forehead lifted, lips plumped to the max and a recent laser peel that prevents her from going out in the sun.  (BTW, to design a new face for yourself, visit cindyjackson.com)  I rather LIKE the results.  She looks rather sophisticated and alluring.  Then again, I like monkeys, too, which attracted me to bodybuilding (and not, say, golf,) in the first place.  Connecting to our primitive roots, swinging through a roomful of bars, we seek to resemble primates.  You, Tarzan; me, Jane.  Are we doing it in order to look the same tomorrow?  No; we want visibble results for our hard work.  Personally speaking, I want TOTAL transformation (hey, I'm first in line for a WHOLE BODY transplant), enlightment and transcendence from our mortal "packaging".  I myself lost 75 pounds to kickstart my acting career.  Plastic surgery is like changing your clothes, dewds.  When it's time, it's time.  You have the right to modify your appearance in ANY way.  Just wait til more men try the implants designed for heightened sexual performance.  You'll ALL be in line asking for your own "beer can", and spending less time in the "jungle"!   /quote]
Not bad at all. Somewhat "Nice" as a matter of fact