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Title: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: syntaxmachine on November 17, 2013, 12:39:57 PM
It's official! I just finished setting up the company here in the DMCC (UAE); it will only accept payments in bitcoins. Very hard to set up, but secure.

I don't know whether we'll be importing or exporting, what we'll be importing or exporting, what currencies we'll have to deal with, what the tax laws here are, how to do business accounting, how to acquire more funding, how to take distributions from the company, who we'll have business relations with, what 'UAE' or 'DMCC' stand for, or what a corporation is...probably just sell some ebooks for now.

Will keep you guys updated.
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: Andy Griffin on November 17, 2013, 12:52:11 PM
I see what you did there.
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: The Onion on November 17, 2013, 01:23:20 PM
Sounds great. I'll most likely or not buy whatever you're maybe going to sell.

I'll put some bitcoins in an envelope and mail them to you.

I love online shopping.
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: Papper on November 17, 2013, 01:55:34 PM
Sounds great. I'll most likely or not buy whatever you're maybe going to sell.

I'll put some bitcoins in an enveleope and mail them to you.

I love online shopping.

lol
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: Hulkotron on November 17, 2013, 02:16:37 PM
When is the initial public offering?
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: _aj_ on November 17, 2013, 03:07:34 PM
Getting groceries exported to me from the UAE is gonna cost a fortune. You gonna do overnight?
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: BikiniSlut on November 17, 2013, 03:23:57 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  :D

Golden.  8)
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: Marty Champions on November 17, 2013, 03:26:59 PM
so using bitcoins= sales tax evasion?
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: Skeletor on November 17, 2013, 03:43:08 PM
It's official! I just finished setting up the company here in the DMCC (UAE); it will only accept payments in bitcoins. Very hard to set up, but secure.

I don't know whether we'll be importing or exporting, what we'll be importing or exporting, what currencies we'll have to deal with, what the tax laws here are, how to do business accounting, how to acquire more funding, how to take distributions from the company, who we'll have business relations with, what 'UAE' or 'DMCC' stand for, or what a corporation is...probably just sell some ebooks for now.

Will keep you guys updated.

Yes, but does it flow as smoothly as any other website?
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 17, 2013, 03:44:26 PM
Solid business plan of peace.
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: youandme on November 17, 2013, 03:49:40 PM
lmao  ;D


I'm about to set one up in Dubai, India
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: avxo on November 17, 2013, 03:56:34 PM
It's official! I just finished setting up the company here in the DMCC (UAE); it will only accept payments in bitcoins. Very hard to set up, but secure.

I don't know whether we'll be importing or exporting, what we'll be importing or exporting, what currencies we'll have to deal with, what the tax laws here are, how to do business accounting, how to acquire more funding, how to take distributions from the company, who we'll have business relations with, what 'UAE' or 'DMCC' stand for, or what a corporation is...probably just sell some ebooks for now.

Will keep you guys updated.

You definitely need a radio show. And an online grocery business. But, please, just stay out of the gym and personal-training gig; there's no market for it. Do things right and you too can be making 188k per year!
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: arce1988 on November 17, 2013, 05:40:11 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: Parker on November 17, 2013, 10:04:37 PM
Possibly sell a lot of Ramen noodles, I hear that they don't have as much sodium as what is printed on the container. Please target the black communities, as they have a high rate of hypertension...
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: evandatp on November 17, 2013, 10:52:22 PM
I'd like to order a Getbig MBA, please.
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: avxo on November 17, 2013, 11:00:11 PM
I'd like to order a Getbig MBA, please.

You need another 230 posts - a minimum of 2,500 is required for the prestigious Master in Bodybuilding Arts from GBU - the home of the Bloating Palumbos!
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: calfzilla on November 17, 2013, 11:01:47 PM
Do you have an attractive husband or is he unattractive? 
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: Purple Aki on November 17, 2013, 11:15:00 PM
Ive exchanged my meager life savings for Bitcoins. Come the apocalypse they will be the new gold!
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: SF1900 on November 17, 2013, 11:20:29 PM
Syntaxmachine, you may want to take advice from Vince Goodrum (master entrepreneur). I hear hes an expert on bitcoins.  :D
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: Purple Aki on November 17, 2013, 11:27:39 PM
Is it true that CIA operatives now keep bitcoins sown into the waistband of their trousers in case they have to bribe their way out of captivity?
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: Raymondo on November 17, 2013, 11:54:31 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: syntaxmachine on November 18, 2013, 01:33:34 AM
Thanks for the feedback everyone. Don't know the products yet so can't comment on any of that.

Just got wifi out in the dunes in my hut...it's very affordable living and a good little HQ so that I can focus on my business enterprises. I go out once a day to hunt hares and it's easy to live on 5AED a day. Hares are one of the most nutritious food source in the world.

I'm confident that I'll net over 10K USD this year -- record profits. I'm also available for business consultations for your new startup.

Do you have an attractive husband or is he unattractive?  

Let's just say that when he cries, tears run down his back. We keep him in the hut mostly and stay on the down low, just like the Bedouins do with their goat fucking.
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 18, 2013, 01:34:33 AM
Hi Melvin :D
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: pedro01 on November 18, 2013, 08:24:03 AM
It's official! I just finished setting up the company here in the DMCC (UAE); it will only accept payments in bitcoins. Very hard to set up, but secure.

I don't know whether we'll be importing or exporting, what we'll be importing or exporting, what currencies we'll have to deal with, what the tax laws here are, how to do business accounting, how to acquire more funding, how to take distributions from the company, who we'll have business relations with, what 'UAE' or 'DMCC' stand for, or what a corporation is...probably just sell some ebooks for now.

Will keep you guys updated.

We may be able to work together.

I have just secured the lease on a factory in China with rent being paid in Bitcoins.

I'm not sure what we'll be making but other than that we are ready to go and looking for someone to get the goods to Dubai, India and distribute them to local wholesalers there.
Title: Re: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 18, 2013, 02:03:25 PM