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Title: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: the trainer on November 18, 2013, 08:58:28 AM
Oh shit i have hives a nasty rash on my neck how the fuck did i get this, i cannot go to the gym looking like this what should i do.
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: Raymondo on November 18, 2013, 08:59:36 AM
Is there a window nearby?
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on November 18, 2013, 09:02:05 AM
Heres an old trick I learned from some doc buddies of mine:

Find a large glass vase.

Break it on the floor, making sure to stomp on any big chunks to break them up even further.

Take off all your clothes, then roll around naked in the broken glass. Make sure to spend extra time around the hives areas.

Lastly, kill yourself.

Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 18, 2013, 09:03:52 AM
It's probably AIDS
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Post by: pedro01 on November 18, 2013, 09:06:03 AM
looks nasty

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7177/6984693658_8837cdfa2e_c.jpg)
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 18, 2013, 09:19:08 AM
Try water fasting for 3 days while drinking just water with the juice of 3+ lemons... 
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: _aj_ on November 18, 2013, 09:20:06 AM
OTC hydrocortisone cream can sometimes help.
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 18, 2013, 09:20:13 AM
Oh shit i have hives a nasty rash on my neck how the fuck did i get this, i cannot go to the gym looking like this what should i do.
Baking Soda and water cures alot of stuff.
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on November 18, 2013, 10:04:11 AM
Try water fasting for 3 days while drinking just water with the juice of 3+ lemons... 

Terrible medical advice.
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: US MUSL on November 18, 2013, 10:16:13 AM
Benadryl will help.
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: Cleanest Natural on November 18, 2013, 10:19:02 AM
Try water fasting for 3 days while drinking just water with the juice of 3+ lemons... 
Good advice. I second this.
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: 240 is Back on November 18, 2013, 10:23:40 AM
Benadryl will help.

it;ll help ya sleep too.   nothing like that benadryl haze.  I dislike it, feels out of control right before crashing.
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: Rambone on November 18, 2013, 10:50:15 AM


You probably look like my cousin Strawberry
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: viking1 on November 18, 2013, 11:52:27 AM
Are you under a tremendous amount of stress lately
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: Hulkotron on November 18, 2013, 11:57:28 AM
Do you have a friend with a gun?
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: Knooger on November 18, 2013, 12:01:04 PM
There's some solid advices here. You're as good as cured.
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 18, 2013, 12:35:04 PM
Terrible medical advice.

Fasting is one of the best things a person can do. He has hives most likely because of something he ate or something he ingested.
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: the trainer on November 18, 2013, 12:36:24 PM
Try water fasting for 3 days while drinking just water with the juice of 3+ lemons... 

jesus fasted for 40 days and 40 nights so i would like to try for 41 days to beat his record.
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: Hulkotron on November 18, 2013, 12:37:26 PM
Fasting is one of the best things a person can do. He has hives most likely because of something he ate or something he ingested.

Heme-iron
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: the trainer on November 18, 2013, 12:39:23 PM
Are you under a tremendous amount of stress lately

yes i have being having some stressful days lately do you think that is the reason.
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: Knooger on November 18, 2013, 12:39:23 PM
jesus fasted for 40 days and 40 nights so i would like to try for 41 days to beat his record.

It rained for 40 days and 40 nights, so if he was on the ark with Moses I'm sure they feasted on the many animals on board.
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: Rambone on November 18, 2013, 12:42:45 PM
It rained for 40 days and 40 nights, so if he was on the ark with Moses I'm sure they feasted on the many animals on board.
Whose ark was bigger, Moses' or Noah's? And who had the better front lat spread and FDB?
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: Knooger on November 18, 2013, 12:50:30 PM
Whose ark was bigger, Moses' or Noah's? And who had the better front lat spread and FDB?

Okay, I'll guess Noah's was a little more famous than Moses'.  ;D
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: Princess L on November 18, 2013, 01:26:52 PM
Oh shit i have hives a nasty rash on my neck how the fuck did i get this, i cannot go to the gym looking like this what should i do.

Could be food related, stress, medication, new laundry detergent... you should try to find out the trigger.

Meanwhile, Benadryl should help.
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: viking1 on November 18, 2013, 02:11:55 PM
yes i have being having some stressful days lately do you think that is the reason.
     Its quite possible. Long periods of autonomic arousal(no homo) can wreak havoc on the body and create some interesting symptoms.
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: booty on November 18, 2013, 02:40:22 PM
Cut open a lemon and rub it all over hives.  :D
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: Marty Champions on November 18, 2013, 02:45:37 PM
Oh shit i have hives a nasty rash on my neck how the fuck did i get this, i cannot go to the gym looking like this what should i do.


heme-iron causes psoriasis and skin issues

but you might be too thick headed to change your diet duhh

of course its diet related.
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: Marty Champions on November 18, 2013, 02:46:35 PM
eat double the amount of MEAT your normally eat and see what happens then bro
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 18, 2013, 02:54:24 PM

Could be food related, stress, medication, new laundry detergent... you should try to find out the trigger.

Meanwhile, Benadryl should help.
Princess L is the best person here other than chaos always trying to help out.
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: blinky on November 18, 2013, 08:19:46 PM
hives

OR

HIV??
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: Knooger on November 18, 2013, 08:23:34 PM
hives

OR

HIV??

Switch that "OR" to "AND" and you'll have it spot on.
Title: Re: HELP I HAVE HIVES
Post by: Novena on November 18, 2013, 08:27:25 PM
Oh shit i have hives a nasty rash on my neck how the fuck did i get this, i cannot go to the gym looking like this what should i do.

Try benadryl over the counter, then tomorrow if you can afford it or have insurance see a doctor for something prescription.