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Title: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: che on December 06, 2013, 02:33:47 PM
Let's help these young Getbiggers , they are our future.


Tips

#1 : Do not replay to NarcissisticDeity's post  unless you are agreeing with him .
#2 : Do not sign the waiver.
#3 : Bob Chick is a fag .
...........
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Hulkotron on December 06, 2013, 02:35:37 PM
It's only gay if the balls touch.
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Thick Nick on December 06, 2013, 02:36:13 PM
Let's help these young Getbiggers , they are our future.


Tips

#1 : Do not replay to NarcissisticDeity's post  unless you are agreeing with him .
#2 : Do not sign the waiver.
#3 : Bob Chick is a fag .
...........


#4 : Don't wait 6 years to start posting like me. People still will think you are new... Even though you are here every godforsaken day.
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: che on December 06, 2013, 02:38:00 PM
#4 : Don't wait 6 years to start posting like me. People still will think you are new... Even though you are here every godforsaken day.

Welcome to the board Thick Nick ,this thread is for guys like you.
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: King Shizzo on December 06, 2013, 02:39:49 PM
Don't stand out as a leader and an elite poster. Guys will get jealous and try to take you down.
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 06, 2013, 02:41:08 PM
Don't stand out as a leader and an elite poster. Guys will get jealous and try to take you down.

^^^

Do the exact OPPOSITE of whatever this guy does on here
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Thick Nick on December 06, 2013, 02:43:26 PM
Welcome to the board Thick Nick ,this thread is for guys like you.

/hangs head with hand over face shaking head back and forth...

Oiy Veh. ( did I spell that right? )
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: King Shizzo on December 06, 2013, 02:44:29 PM
^^^

Do the exact OPPOSITE of whatever this guy does on here
Chiro's most recent pic (all water bloat)

(http://barfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/blowfish.jpg)

We need both yin and yangs on this site. Otherwise it would be a boring circle jerk. Like the Y board.

Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 06, 2013, 02:47:02 PM
Please refer to Blacks by their proper name...Original Hebrews
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Thick Nick on December 06, 2013, 02:48:04 PM
Please refer to Blacks by their proper name...Original Hebrews

I prefer Nebrews. Doesn't seem to be sticking though.
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 06, 2013, 02:48:45 PM
Chiro's most recent pic (all water bloat)

(http://barfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/blowfish.jpg)

We need both yin and yangs on this site. Otherwise it would be a boring circle jerk. Like the Y board.



 Yes yes, let the butt hurt flow through you  ;)
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: King Shizzo on December 06, 2013, 02:49:56 PM
Yes yes, let the butt hurt flow through you  ;)
No butt hurt at all. I enjoy harmless back and forths. (no homo)
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 06, 2013, 02:50:52 PM
No butt hurt at all.I enjoy harmless back and forths. (no homo)

LOL
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Hulkotron on December 06, 2013, 02:52:47 PM
Also be prepared to fight/engage in a throwing-of-hands with those who disagree with you.
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: che on December 06, 2013, 02:59:32 PM
If you are   at LAX and  you don't have enough money for a taxi cab  PM Arce.
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: King Shizzo on December 06, 2013, 03:00:44 PM
Never try to post on the Y board. You have to be "voted in" first.

They also make you do things.
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: che on December 06, 2013, 03:04:33 PM
Never try to post on the Y board. You have to be "voted in" first.

They also make you do things.

Any advice regarding Booty , Shizzo?
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: King Shizzo on December 06, 2013, 03:07:07 PM
Any advice regarding Booty , Shizzo?
Stay away from the blonde mermaid with the fake tits, nose job, and vaginal rejuvination surgery.

She is protected.  ;)
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: che on December 06, 2013, 03:10:04 PM
Stay away from the blonde mermaid with the fake tits, nose job, and vaginal rejuvination surgery.

She is protected.  ;)

HAha, rubber pussy
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Ug on December 06, 2013, 03:12:22 PM
There are no noobs, only gimmicks




Any advice regarding Booty , Shizzo?

Ignore shizzo and tell booty to STFU!
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: King Shizzo on December 06, 2013, 03:20:02 PM
There are no noobs, only gimmicks




Ignore shizzo and tell booty to STFU!
And who might you be big guy? You seemed to have all of the juicy quotes from the timeout board.

Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: the trainer on December 06, 2013, 03:22:08 PM
Its not gay if you put a picture of a victoria secret model on the back of the dudes head when you bend him over.
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Ronnie Rep on December 06, 2013, 03:35:43 PM
Kiss the ring of the great Ron Avidan!
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: King Shizzo on December 06, 2013, 03:42:58 PM
Kiss the ring of the great Ron Avidan!
X2. Ron Avidan runs Getbig with an iron fist. He is a great guy, but pray you never see this face in person.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2604645922/7ctmzi77b0m5ju3xx3ps.jpeg)
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on December 06, 2013, 03:50:38 PM
I know you asked the question of Shitsoaked, but regarding Karen "Booty" Spackle:


she was chilidogged by Liar Priest

Legit lol!!!

My advices:
1. Anything under 1gm/week is natural
2. TTT
3. Its only gay of you want it to be
4. 90% of the WYHI treads is a dude with a biger dick than yours
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: thebrink on December 06, 2013, 03:55:29 PM
Kiss the ring nuts of the great Ron Avidan!

 :)
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: JamesRustles on December 06, 2013, 04:08:08 PM
Anything we need to know about the mods?
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Rascal full on December 06, 2013, 04:19:15 PM
I only joined yesterday and some Kunt already called me a gimmick... ;D
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: nosbp2 on December 06, 2013, 04:24:44 PM
Getting off heme iron should def be an advice
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 06, 2013, 10:15:13 PM
Tip:

Be weary of anyone with a white towel.
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: SF1900 on December 06, 2013, 10:48:32 PM
Vince Goodrum fails at every business venture. Thus, always assume his next business venture will fail.
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: POB on December 06, 2013, 11:22:29 PM
It's only gay if the balls touch.

Getbig has taught me this is referred to as collateral damage
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: King Shizzo on December 07, 2013, 04:05:59 AM
Anything we need to know about the mods?
Never cross them. Your body will end up in the back of a lincoln.
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Wolfox on December 07, 2013, 04:07:51 AM
ND is the man. Getbigs archive and encyclopedia. Do NOT fuck with him.
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Thick Nick on December 07, 2013, 05:26:33 AM
I only joined yesterday and some Kunt already called me a gimmick... ;D

Hi gimmick. Now go fuck yourself.
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Thick Nick on December 07, 2013, 05:29:00 AM
Anything we need to know about the mods?

Yeah. They will let the dirty Muslims post whatever they want. Up to and including happy 911 cakes with bin laden's face on it, but god forbid you call Mohammed a pedophile, pig fucking, murderer, rapist, satan worshiper. That shit will get removed all the time.

Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: JamesRustles on December 07, 2013, 05:45:10 AM
Yeah. They will let the dirty Muslims post whatever they want. Up to and including happy 911 cakes with bin laden's face on it, but god forbid you call Mohammed a pedophile, pig fucking, murderer, rapist, satan worshiper. That shit will get removed all the time.



(http://i.imgur.com/aiEJH.gif)
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Henda on December 07, 2013, 06:06:17 AM
Yeah. They will let the dirty Muslims post whatever they want. Up to and including happy 911 cakes with bin laden's face on it, but god forbid you call Mohammed a pedophile, pig fucking, murderer, rapist, satan worshiper. That shit will get removed all the time.



well said.
And when filthy stinking muslim in question returns to whore his ugly ass shitbag muslim pics every one forgets what the cu nt did.
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Karl Kox on December 07, 2013, 06:44:15 AM
Noobs make sure you put "no homo" at the end of every post.

No Homo.
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Rascal full on December 07, 2013, 07:05:20 AM
Hi gimmick. Now go fuck yourself.

Thick as in stupid as f*ck right?
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 07, 2013, 07:36:57 AM
I know you asked the question of Shitsoaked, but regarding Karen "Booty" Spackle:

she e-dated Wilma Grant and tried to kill herself after their fourth breakup
she was chilidogged by Liar Priest
she got fired from herbiceps.com as well as a 24/7 type of gym in queersrawland
she is a lot closer to being a grandmother than she has revealed on here
she is 51  




What is chillidogging?
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Internet Tough Guy on December 07, 2013, 08:23:34 AM
What is chillidogging?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chili%20dogging

Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: King Shizzo on December 07, 2013, 08:29:27 AM
So is it fair to say that Booty is a bodybuilding groupie? 
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: thebrink on December 07, 2013, 08:33:24 AM
Never cross them. Your body will end up in the back of a lincoln.

thats the organization
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Thick Nick on December 07, 2013, 09:22:16 AM
thats the organization

I have more fear of what I may find under my sweaty balls then I do the organization lol.
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: thebrink on December 07, 2013, 09:28:36 AM
I have more fear of what I may find under my sweaty balls then I do the organization lol.

you never know, you could find 2 Muslims fucking a goat under there  :D
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Thick Nick on December 07, 2013, 11:44:27 AM
Thick as in stupid as f*ck right?

Ask your mom what the thick stands for you gimmick bitch. Lol now go get your shine box.
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 07, 2013, 11:53:29 AM
I know you asked the question of Shitsoaked, but regarding Karen "Booty" Spackle:

she e-dated Wilma Grant and tried to kill herself after their fourth breakup
she was chilidogged by Liar Priest
she got fired from herbiceps.com as well as a 24/7 type of gym in queersrawland
she is a lot closer to being a grandmother than she has revealed on here
she is 51  





Spackle...hahahaha
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Rascal full on December 07, 2013, 04:00:00 PM
Ask your mom what the thick stands for you gimmick bitch. Lol now go get your shine box.

My mom said you had a micro penis or a penoris she couldn't tell which... :D

Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 07, 2013, 04:32:03 PM
What is chillidogging?

Oh my God, son.  I'm laughing my ass off right now.
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 07, 2013, 04:42:38 PM
Oh my God, son.  I'm laughing my ass off right now.
I am laughing with you man. I thought I saw a chillidog up at Coney NYC once I guess that was not one.
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: King Shizzo on December 07, 2013, 04:45:19 PM
Oh my God, son.  I'm laughing my ass off right now.
I do not understand? Who does not like a good chilli dog?
Title: Re: Tip/ Advices for Getbig's noobs
Post by: Internet Tough Guy on December 07, 2013, 04:48:03 PM
I do not understand? Who does not like a good chilli dog?

Karen couldn't get enough of them.