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Title: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: hrspwr1 on December 16, 2013, 08:50:15 AM
Not sure why, chick thing I suppose - anyway she is standing there naked getting ready for work trying to tell me something and I keep staring at her tits and bush. Oh boy she really got mad then. HAhahahhaa

 Married life is fun sometimes.  :D
 
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Natural Man on December 16, 2013, 09:06:54 AM
there is nothing better for a man, woman and kids than married life, if you know how to do it right. Im still alive because of it.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Shockwave on December 16, 2013, 09:19:56 AM
My wife has no bush, but I do the same thing. She doesnt get mad though, she gets all happy and feels loved.

lol.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: 38-26-40 on December 16, 2013, 10:42:37 AM
Remember these words  :)

You're welcome! lol
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Cleanest Natural on December 16, 2013, 10:51:57 AM
there is nothing better for a man, woman and kids than married life, if you know how to do it right. Im still alive because of it.
;D
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: hrspwr1 on December 16, 2013, 11:01:27 AM
Remember these words  :)

You're welcome! lol


 Over the years I have developed a couple of key phrases that work for me.

 1 "I`m sure that whatever you decide will be fine"

 2 "Thats quite a dynamic situation"

 Or I go with " I will think about" she already knows that means NO.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Tapeworm on December 16, 2013, 11:01:59 AM
In all seriousness, the only problem is that you didn't compliment her enough.  "You have the most amazing body/tits/vagina" will solve most problems.

Ok it won't solve them but you'll have fun forgetting about them for awhile.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: hrspwr1 on December 16, 2013, 11:08:20 AM
I guess the "your butt looks a little lumpy today" remark was out of line.  ;D
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 16, 2013, 12:25:33 PM
I guess the "your butt looks a little lumpy today" remark was out of line.  ;D

If you had thrown " hope that helps" on the end it would have been golden.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: 38-26-40 on December 16, 2013, 12:34:22 PM
If you had thrown " hope that helps" on the end it would have been golden.

Lmao!
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: 38-26-40 on December 16, 2013, 12:35:38 PM
Loll...if only this was true! In a lot of relationships it is. I would be turned off.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 16, 2013, 12:37:53 PM
Loll...if only this was true! In a lot of relationships it is. I would be turned off.

Just turn on the waterworks. 
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: stavios on December 16, 2013, 12:39:23 PM
A angry chick only makes me want to fuck her right on the spot
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Alex23 on December 16, 2013, 12:39:43 PM
Not sure why, chick thing I suppose - anyway she is standing there naked getting ready for work trying to tell me something and I keep staring at her tits and bush. Oh boy she really got mad then. HAhahahhaa

 Married life is fun sometimes.  :D
 

I'm no marriage counselor but sounds like it's entirely her fault  ;D


Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 16, 2013, 12:47:30 PM
 She's mad because she wanted you to leave the house because her lover was waiting outside
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: The True Adonis on December 16, 2013, 01:10:26 PM
;D
ROFLMAO yes!  Finally something you and I find amusing.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Thick Nick on December 16, 2013, 01:13:00 PM
Remember these words  :)

You're welcome! lol


You forgot:

Seriously?
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: SamoanIrishman on December 16, 2013, 01:24:13 PM
My wife has no bush, but I do the same thing. She doesnt get mad though, she gets all happy and feels loved.

lol.

ditto. Years passed and kids and I still lust after her like we were teenagers
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 16, 2013, 01:27:49 PM
ditto. Years passed and kids and I still lust after her like we were teenagers

You got a thing for Shock's wife?




 ;D
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Wolfox on December 16, 2013, 01:29:35 PM
Remember these words  :)

You're welcome! lol


oh man that's spot on. It crosses different cultures as well in my experience. Females be females.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Wolfox on December 16, 2013, 01:33:11 PM
;D

lmao

normally I don't laugh at others misfortunes but ubertool deserves it for being a punk.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: SamoanIrishman on December 16, 2013, 01:38:56 PM
You got a thing for Shock's wife?




 ;D

hahaha no got my own
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 16, 2013, 01:39:46 PM
hahaha no got my own

 ;D
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: The True Adonis on December 16, 2013, 03:21:51 PM
If you had thrown " hope that helps" on the end it would have been golden.
Jezebelle uses "hope that helps" ALL the time to everyone when she is in a condescending mood.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: 38-26-40 on December 16, 2013, 03:33:01 PM
You forgot:

Seriously?

Lol good one
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: 38-26-40 on December 16, 2013, 03:34:31 PM
ditto. Years passed and kids and I still lust after her like we were teenagers

How cute!
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: The True Adonis on December 16, 2013, 03:39:25 PM
I just say, "You are a moron". 
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Marty Champions on December 16, 2013, 04:05:52 PM
post pics of wife herspwr
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: hrspwr1 on December 16, 2013, 04:26:23 PM
post pics of wife herspwr

 LOL, I have been trying to climb that tree for 14 years.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 16, 2013, 07:08:59 PM
Jezebelle uses "hope that helps" ALL the time to everyone when she is in a condescending mood.

Classic!  Lol.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Danimal77 on December 16, 2013, 10:50:09 PM
Not sure why, chick thing I suppose - anyway she is standing there naked getting ready for work trying to tell me something and I keep staring at her tits and bush. Oh boy she really got mad then. HAhahahhaa

 Married life is fun sometimes.  :D
 

You told her to grow the bush, or is it how she likes it? Just curious.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 17, 2013, 02:54:33 AM
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Marty Champions on December 17, 2013, 03:11:08 AM
You told her to grow the bush, or is it how she likes it? Just curious.
its how she likes it, she likes how it looks and feels and the power it has just look at the vid mr nobody posted that ill tell you sir
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Pet shop boys on December 17, 2013, 06:40:00 AM
I like Bush 


 :D


WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: hrspwr1 on December 17, 2013, 07:38:50 AM
You told her to grow the bush, or is it how she likes it? Just curious.

 She has a nice bush, not all jungle and matted, thinned out but not shaved bare - its very nice.  :D
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Devon97 on December 17, 2013, 07:41:48 AM
there is nothing better for a man, woman and kids than married life, if you know how to do it right. Im still alive because of it.

uber, you're one of the realest posters on GB so I'll take note of what you say.

But why kids?They are a money pit and a headache . Isn't a wife enough?
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: arce1988 on December 17, 2013, 12:52:43 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Shockwave on December 17, 2013, 01:55:42 PM
uber, you're one of the realest posters on GB so I'll take note of what you say.

But why kids?They are a money pit and a headache . Isn't a wife enough?
Kids bring a joy to thw table that you simply cant quantify.

I was anti child for all the reasons you listed. I have one now and I love him in such a way that ive never felt before. I had a hard time with it at first. ... it wasnt instant for me like everyone says... but im more attached to him that ive ever been to anyone other than my wife.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Hulkster on December 17, 2013, 04:09:30 PM
my wife and I have a running joke where when she gets naked for bed and I'm staring at her tits and awesome bush she looks and me and says "yes...can I help you?"

and I say "what? I have never seen you naked before" lol

married life = constant sex and nudity

its awesome.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Hulkster on December 17, 2013, 04:11:32 PM
ps I asked my wife (then gf) to grow her bush back in when we first got together.

she used to shave it because she thought that what all guys liked.

well, not me.

she is very relieved. she hated the maintainence anyway.

its awesome. especially right out of the shower when its all soft and fluffy.

<runs to eat out wife's hairy pussy> 8)
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Shockwave on December 17, 2013, 04:35:10 PM
ps I asked my wife (then gf) to grow her bush back in when we first got together.

she used to shave it because she thought that what all guys liked.

well, not me.

she is very relieved. she hated the maintainence anyway.

its awesome. especially right out of the shower when its all soft and fluffy.

<runs to eat out wife's hairy pussy> 8)
fucking gross. Shit gets in your teeth, holds odors... just looks grody.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Danimal77 on December 17, 2013, 04:37:05 PM
She has a nice bush, not all jungle and matted, thinned out but not shaved bare - its very nice.  :D

I'm back in the dating world and even though I'm 36, I'm hitting up girls who are no older than 25 and it drives me fucking mad that ALL OF THEM wax down there, or even worse, laser it. Call me old school, but I want my woman to have hair down there. Not into the whole, I like it hairless look. Fucking 9 year old girls have that shit. Not grown as women. Stupid trend.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 17, 2013, 04:37:42 PM
ps I asked my wife (then gf) to grow her bush back in when we first got together.

she used to shave it because she thought that what all guys liked.

well, not me.

she is very relieved. she hated the maintainence anyway.

its awesome. especially right out of the shower when its all soft and fluffy.

<runs to eat out wife's hairy pussy> 8)
I'll go with this all the girls are shaving it now days gets boring.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Danimal77 on December 17, 2013, 04:38:12 PM
ps I asked my wife (then gf) to grow her bush back in when we first got together.

she used to shave it because she thought that what all guys liked.

well, not me.

she is very relieved. she hated the maintainence anyway.

its awesome. especially right out of the shower when its all soft and fluffy.

<runs to eat out wife's hairy pussy> 8)

You're lucky. Most women today aren't relieved and don't seem to give a shit what the guy likes. That's why women are single.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Fortress on December 17, 2013, 04:46:04 PM
Count me among the bush lovers in this thread. Bald is fun once in a while, sure, but women look most feminine, beautiful and intoxicating when they have a nice bush of pubic hair. It also adds a bit of uniqueness to its owner. Every lady has her own type of bush and that's super hot.

The shaved trend has GOTTA end. B-o-r--i-n-g. 
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Hulkster on December 17, 2013, 05:35:06 PM
fucking gross. Shit gets in your teeth, holds odors... just looks grody.

nope. get with a woman who actually washes and you will never have hygene issues.

as far as getting in your teeth, well, you just don't know how to eat pussy.

you lick the clit/lips etc not the pubes.

and bush looks amazing. bald barbie pussy is boring and a dime a dozen.

bush adds character, contrast and maturity.
oh, and ronnie is better than dorian. :P
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Hulkster on December 17, 2013, 05:37:44 PM
I'm back in the dating world and even though I'm 36, I'm hitting up girls who are no older than 25 and it drives me fucking mad that ALL OF THEM wax down there, or even worse, laser it. Call me old school, but I want my woman to have hair down there. Not into the whole, I like it hairless look. Fucking 9 year old girls have that shit. Not grown as women. Stupid trend.

agreed. as dumb as texting while driving-society is fucked.

and bald pussy was just the beginning 8)
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Shockwave on December 17, 2013, 05:56:17 PM
I'm back in the dating world and even though I'm 36, I'm hitting up girls who are no older than 25 and it drives me fucking mad that ALL OF THEM wax down there, or even worse, laser it. Call me old school, but I want my woman to have hair down there. Not into the whole, I like it hairless look. Fucking 9 year old girls have that shit. Not grown as women. Stupid trend.
you can have it.  Nothing worse than trying to go down on a chick at the end of the day and you get that stink of the day trapped in the hair... and there are time I dont want to wait 20 min while she showers.  Plus it just looks more aesthetic bald.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 17, 2013, 06:00:04 PM
agreed. as dumb as texting while driving-society is fucked.

and bald pussy was just the beginning 8)
Yes I like a bit of hair on the pussy. The bald look is getting old.
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: POB on December 17, 2013, 11:15:48 PM
nope. get with a woman who actually washes and you will never have hygene issues.

as far as getting in your teeth, well, you just don't know how to eat pussy.

you lick the clit/lips etc not the pubes.

and bush looks amazing. bald barbie pussy is boring and a dime a dozen.

bush adds character, contrast and maturity.
oh, and ronnie is better than dorian. :P

Totally right take a mature 55 year old over a shaved 27 year old every day of the week 8)
Title: Re: wife mad as hell at me
Post by: AbrahamG on December 17, 2013, 11:55:49 PM
Not sure why, chick thing I suppose - anyway she is standing there naked getting ready for work trying to tell me something and I keep staring at her tits and bush. Oh boy she really got mad then. HAhahahhaa

 Married life is fun sometimes.  :D
 

You need to get into her shit about the whole bush thing.