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Title: I'm gonna be a dad!
Post by: BDsauce on December 20, 2013, 05:50:00 PM
Knocked up the gf  ;D

Excited because we were trying too, best Xmas gift ever!  :o
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Post by: Primemuscle on December 20, 2013, 05:51:39 PM
Congratulations!
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Post by: BikiniSlut on December 20, 2013, 05:52:21 PM
I'm so excited for you!!

Congratulations!!! That's wonderful news!!! :) :) :)

There is nothing more rewarding.

I look forward to the day I have a child!
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Post by: Archer77 on December 20, 2013, 05:53:40 PM
Congratulations and Merry Christmas!  Get as much rest as you can before the baby comes and savior it.  Very happy for you!
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Post by: booty on December 20, 2013, 05:56:47 PM
Big congrats!  Very happy news  :)
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Post by: beakdoctor on December 20, 2013, 05:57:46 PM
Congrats!
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Post by: BDsauce on December 20, 2013, 05:58:45 PM
Thanks everyone  ;)
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Post by: Wiggs on December 20, 2013, 05:59:26 PM
Congrats ma' man!
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Post by: Croatch on December 20, 2013, 06:00:07 PM
Should have wore a rubber bro.  Might I recommend using her anus or mouth next time?  Every time I see some whiny kid at a supermarket, I think the same thing.  PULL OUT!  It feels good to leave it in, but is it really worth running rampant over a kid for the next 20 years?  Sometimes I don't even want to have sex knowing that could be a possibility.  Sure you could wear a rubber, but that's not even having sex.
I meant, CONGRATULATIONS! ;)
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Post by: Shockwave on December 20, 2013, 06:01:52 PM
Should have wore a rubber bro.  Might I recommend using her anus or mouth next time?  Every time I see some whiny kid at a supermarket, I think the same thing.  PULL OUT!  It feels good to leave it in, but is it really worth running rampant over a kid for the next 20 years?  Sometimes I don't even want to have sex knowing that could be a possibility.  Sure you could wear a rubber, but that's not even having sex.
I meant, CONGRATULATIONS! ;)
I felt the same way until I had my son. Now I can't imagine life without him. (although there are definitely moments).

OP - Congrats. Welcome to a whole different world.
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Post by: TrueGrit on December 20, 2013, 06:04:43 PM
Congratulations bro but if you take him to public places and he starts crying and screaming , please take him outside. Also, tell your woman that just because she is pushing him along in a pushchair she doesn't need to wheel him at 30mph and expect everyone to jump out of the way.

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Post by: The Idol on December 20, 2013, 06:26:31 PM
A lot of these tricks on getbig need to be running blood tests yo.
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Post by: arce1988 on December 20, 2013, 06:28:10 PM
  Congrats!


  and may your first child, be a masculine child!


 




CUT TO: The Don's office -day

TOM

He's not on the list, but Luca Brasi wants to see you.

VITO CORLEONE

Is this -- Is this necessary?

TOM

He didn't expect to be invited to the wedding, so he wanted to thank you.

VITO CORLEONE

All right.

CUT TO: Outside of the Corleone residence, Luca sits, rehearsing his lines -day

LUCA BRASI (rehearsing his lines aloud)

Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the

wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child, be a masculine child.

(then, starting over, which continues throughout the following dialogue)

Don -- Don Corleone...
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Post by: Bevo on December 20, 2013, 06:39:53 PM
I remember a while back there was a thread ranting about giving "congrats" to being pregnant or something like that , now all these guys on this thread is giving "congrats" for something pretty much anyone can do ;D
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Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on December 20, 2013, 08:09:55 PM
Should have wore a rubber bro.  Might I recommend using her anus or mouth next time?  Every time I see some whiny kid at a supermarket, I think the same thing.  PULL OUT!  It feels good to leave it in, but is it really worth running rampant over a kid for the next 20 years?  Sometimes I don't even want to have sex knowing that could be a possibility.  Sure you could wear a rubber, but that's not even having sex.
I meant, CONGRATULATIONS! ;)
This
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Post by: SamoanIrishman on December 20, 2013, 08:23:12 PM
Bro best news man. Always be grateful knowing this is both a gift and curse. I love my kids and they helped me realize what it means to wear your heart outside your body. until you have a beautiful piece of you now roaming the earth this is hardt imagine.
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Post by: Archer77 on December 20, 2013, 08:23:15 PM
I remember a while back there was a thread ranting about giving "congrats" to being pregnant or something like that , now all these guys on this thread is giving "congrats" for something pretty much anyone can do ;D


All I know is that being a parent has brought me great joy and I can only hope BD has the same experience.  
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Post by: Fortress on December 20, 2013, 08:58:57 PM
Destruction of your life awaits in that bulging belly.

Poor fuck.
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Post by: MikMaq on December 20, 2013, 08:59:21 PM
Should have wore a rubber bro.  Might I recommend using her anus or mouth next time?  Every time I see some whiny kid at a supermarket, I think the same thing.  PULL OUT!  It feels good to leave it in, but is it really worth running rampant over a kid for the next 20 years?  Sometimes I don't even want to have sex knowing that could be a possibility.  Sure you could wear a rubber, but that's not even having sex.
I meant, CONGRATULATIONS! ;)
Serious question, if avoiding hard work was a life long plan, does this mean you still want to live with your parents.
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Post by: Mr Nobody on December 20, 2013, 09:08:17 PM
You got sum money man?
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Post by: temple_of_dis on December 20, 2013, 09:11:31 PM
Knocked up the gf  ;D

Excited because we were trying too, best Xmas gift ever!  :o

home school it
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Post by: calfzilla on December 20, 2013, 10:11:03 PM
Girlfriend?  Why have you not married this girl?  How does her father feel about this? 
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Post by: arce1988 on December 20, 2013, 10:12:28 PM
Quote
they helped me realize what it means to wear your heart outside your body.

^
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Post by: 38-26-40 on December 20, 2013, 10:19:08 PM
Congratulations!!! So exciting
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Post by: BDsauce on December 20, 2013, 10:59:01 PM
Girlfriend?  Why have you not married this girl?  How does her father feel about this? 
We'll be married before the baby comes...

Everyone is happy, we planned this.
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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 21, 2013, 12:15:54 AM
Where you on Gear when you conceived little BDsauce?
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Post by: tbombz on December 21, 2013, 12:17:22 AM
Knocked up the gf  ;D

Excited because we were trying too, best Xmas gift ever!  :o
Congratulations  :)
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Post by: SF1900 on December 21, 2013, 12:21:17 AM
Congrats!
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on December 21, 2013, 12:30:52 AM
Knocked up the gf  ;D

Excited because we were trying too, best Xmas gift ever!  :o
congrats second, best thing that happend me in my life,  best thing was moving from her mom
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Post by: calfzilla on December 21, 2013, 01:17:22 AM
We'll be married before the baby comes...

Everyone is happy, we planned this.

Nice to hear that. Congrats. Hope the baby doesn't come out black, unless you're black.  ;)
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Post by: anabolichalo on December 21, 2013, 03:49:06 AM
babies are ok


but the women who have them turn into unbearable bitches


hope not in your case friend
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Post by: d0nny2600 on December 21, 2013, 04:08:57 AM
Congratulations.
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on December 21, 2013, 04:12:28 AM
babies are ok


but the women who have them turn into unbearable bitches


hope not in your case friend
chicks over 27 loves single dads. I met alot of women who have seen me shopping clothes with my daughter or similar typical stuff that mothers usually do who said it was "so cute"  lol their words so they just had to find me on facebook amd contact me
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Post by: Mr Nobody on December 21, 2013, 04:14:16 AM
chicks over 27 loves single dads. I met alot of women who have seen me shopping clothes with my daughter or similar typical stuff that mothers usually do who said it was "so cute"  lol their words so they just had to find me on facebook amd contact me
See problem is chicks over 27 are too old. Except for booty she is hanging on.
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Post by: Mr Anabolic on December 21, 2013, 04:52:03 AM
Congrats!....

for bringing another indentured servant/debt slave into the world.  The IRS thanks you.
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Post by: _aj_ on December 21, 2013, 04:54:15 AM
Spent last night in bed with my 10 year old who was suffering from a stomach ailment. He's better, I am tired.

Best job in the world, wouldn't trade it for anything.
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on December 21, 2013, 04:55:43 AM
See problem is chicks over 27 are too old. Except for booty she is hanging on.
no shit, fucking a 29 year old is like fucking your own grandmom  :-X
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Post by: Mr Nobody on December 21, 2013, 05:00:10 AM
no shit, fucking a 29 year old is like fucking your own grandmom  :-X
Yes or like driving a Datsun B210.
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on December 21, 2013, 05:11:17 AM
Yes or like driving a Datsun B210.
gahahah  :D true
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Post by: BDsauce on December 21, 2013, 07:41:05 AM
Where you on Gear when you conceived little BDsauce?
Been cruising on test for awhile (350 mgs a week)

I haven't been on anything else and probably will blast a cycle now since I can...

Nice to hear that. Congrats. Hope the baby doesn't come out black, unless you're black.  ;)
I'm not black and she's not black either  ;D
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Post by: anabolichalo on December 21, 2013, 08:01:01 AM
Spent last night in bed with my 10 year old who was suffering from a stomach ailment. He's better, I am tired.

Best job in the world, wouldn't trade it for anything.
you are a house-husband?

 ???
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Post by: DanielPaul on December 21, 2013, 08:33:03 AM
I'm a father 4x over and in June it will be 5 and each time it adds this huge piece of greatness to my life, congratulations my friend it's rough at times but so rewarding.
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Post by: _aj_ on December 21, 2013, 08:43:44 AM
you are a house-husband?

 ???

Hahahaha! No, but I take fatherhood seriously. I also make all of the money, too.
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Post by: macos on December 21, 2013, 09:54:46 AM
Been cruising on test for awhile (350 mgs a week)



Congratulations bro. :) ;D


It seemas yku are going to have a girl!!
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Post by: WalterWhite on December 21, 2013, 10:32:10 AM
I love being a dad so congratulations!!

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Post by: The Missouri Surprise on December 21, 2013, 12:20:55 PM
You should have gotten married first, so that the kid won't be a bastard.
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Post by: The Showstoppa on December 21, 2013, 12:30:41 PM
You should have gotten married first, so that the kid won't be a bastard.


 ;D
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Post by: Tedim on December 21, 2013, 12:31:26 PM
Should have wore a rubber bro.  Might I recommend using her anus or mouth next time?  Every time I see some whiny kid at a supermarket, I think the same thing.  PULL OUT!  It feels good to leave it in, but is it really worth running rampant over a kid for the next 20 years?  Sometimes I don't even want to have sex knowing that could be a possibility.  Sure you could wear a rubber, but that's not even having sex.
I meant, CONGRATULATIONS! ;)

Wearing a rubber is like sniffing a rose while wearing a gas mask!
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Post by: WalterWhite on December 21, 2013, 12:34:47 PM
Wearing a rubber is like sniffing a rose while wearing a gas mask!

Indeed.
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Post by: TheShape on December 21, 2013, 12:39:32 PM
Congrats man, glad to hear it wasn't an accident.   ;)
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Post by: Ronnie Rep on December 21, 2013, 01:30:49 PM
Congrats, it will change your life!
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Post by: Notsonicemom on December 21, 2013, 01:46:54 PM
Congratulations
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Post by: Primemuscle on December 21, 2013, 05:32:38 PM
You should have gotten married first, so that the kid won't be a bastard.


What century are you living in?
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Post by: The Missouri Surprise on December 21, 2013, 05:56:31 PM
What century are you living in?

What's right is right, regardless of century, queerbait.
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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 21, 2013, 11:23:39 PM
Been cruising on test for awhile (350 mgs a week)

I haven't been on anything else and probably will blast a cycle now since I can...
 I'm not black and she's not black either  ;D

Damn! 350mgs didn't kill your sperm count?! That's amazing bro. Congrats!
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Post by: Primemuscle on December 22, 2013, 01:30:01 AM
What's right is right, regardless of century, queerbait.


Keep thinking this way. It provides balance.
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Post by: The Missouri Surprise on December 22, 2013, 05:54:52 AM
Keep thinking this way. It provides balance.

Your idea of balance is a white schlong in your mouth and a black schlong in your anus.

Hope this helps.
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Post by: AbrahamG on December 22, 2013, 01:35:15 PM
Your idea of balance is a white schlong in your mouth and a black schlong in your anus.

Hope this helps.


If making Prime's anus dripping wet is what you meant by "hope this helps", than yes, I'm sure it helped.
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Post by: 99 Bananas on December 22, 2013, 01:39:29 PM
Congratulations. Best wishes.
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Post by: Primemuscle on December 22, 2013, 03:32:55 PM
If making Prime's anus dripping wet is what you meant by "hope this helps", than yes, I'm sure it helped.


Leave my anus out of this, please.  ;D
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Post by: calfzilla on December 22, 2013, 04:32:36 PM
Leave my anus out of this, please.  ;D

If your anus is left out I believe that's is called prolapse.  ;)
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Post by: Primemuscle on December 22, 2013, 04:33:38 PM
If your anus is left out I believe that's is called prolapse.  ;)
Yikes!