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Title: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: anabolichalo on January 07, 2014, 09:18:37 AM
people always refer to as "that slaphead"

therefor i fear baldness
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Wolfox on January 07, 2014, 09:27:03 AM
If these hair loss drugs worked why are people I Hollywood bald or plugged?
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: anabolichalo on January 07, 2014, 09:30:08 AM
imagine i had a solid hairline and a full thick head of hair

i would be unstopable
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Wez on January 07, 2014, 09:31:04 AM
If I had hair I would grow it like Fabio
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Wolfox on January 07, 2014, 09:38:34 AM
If you want the Fabio look just wear a wigg... Hebrew sisters do it all the time.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: macos on January 07, 2014, 09:48:36 AM
You can always get your butt hair implanted on your head.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: _aj_ on January 07, 2014, 09:57:51 AM
If you have 20" cannons, who is gonna slap you on the head?
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: B_B_C on January 07, 2014, 10:23:29 AM

therefor i fear baldness

then you fear masculinity and its characteristics
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: stavios on January 07, 2014, 10:27:15 AM
honnestly you guys talk about it a lot in here but never in real like have I heard people talk about the importance of having hair or not
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: macos on January 07, 2014, 10:37:59 AM
honnestly you guys talk about it a lot in here but never in real like have I heard people talk about the importance of having hair or not
Because then they would sound like shaven pussies.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: hench on January 07, 2014, 02:20:54 PM
ask chris cormier
If you have 20" cannons, who is gonna slap you on the head?
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 07, 2014, 02:36:09 PM
Nothing you can do but put a wig on.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: YngiweRhoads on January 07, 2014, 02:42:09 PM
I have fucking awesome hair. Women love it.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: thebrink on January 07, 2014, 02:53:37 PM
then you fear masculinity and its characteristics

He fears manhood.

Baldness is a sign of virility.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: stavios on January 07, 2014, 03:24:49 PM
Because then they would sound like shaven pussies.

but even women

women like good looking men weather they have hair or not

Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Knooger on January 07, 2014, 03:26:02 PM
What I lack in hair and penis size I more than make up for in gut fat.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: kohl on January 07, 2014, 03:30:11 PM
imagine i had a solid hairline and a full thick head of hair

i would be unstopable


Just imagine being me.

My genetics are that good that I've been using dbols for years non stop to thicken my hair.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: MAXX on January 07, 2014, 03:48:38 PM
poor halo

they talk about his chrome dome slaphead behind his back. and laugh about how he takes roids to compensate for a small dick.

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: warez4gold on January 07, 2014, 03:49:50 PM
you fear baldness because you are weak mentally.  if you were highly conscious, you would realize that other people's opinions about how you look don't really matter in the end.

anyone who gives a shit about how much hair you have on your head is a peasant.  are your nuts back yet?  because you sound like a little bitch.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: _aj_ on January 07, 2014, 04:06:16 PM
poor halo

they talk about his chrome dome slaphead behind his back. and laugh about how he takes roids to compensate for a small dick.

 :D :D :D

Lmao!
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Pet shop boys on January 07, 2014, 04:13:54 PM
honnestly you guys talk about it a lot in here but never in real like have I heard people talk about the importance of having hair or not

Girls talk about it a lot  (behind your back in most cases).

There was this  dating show on tv where  chicks get  together as a group and need to eliminate one of the guys right away....

they were all like "lets get rid of the balding dude " (unanimously ) .... shame cause the guy was in decent shape....

WoooShhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Powerlift66 on January 07, 2014, 04:17:26 PM
 if you were highly conscious, you would realize that other people's opinions about how you look don't really matter in the end.

anyone who gives a shit about how much hair you have on your head is a peasant.  are your nuts back yet?  because you sound like a little bitch.

This ^^

Who cares what anyone thinks about anything really?? Bald, short, tall & fat, skinny fat, bad ink, etc... Live your life and F&%k what anyone thinks.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: wes on January 07, 2014, 04:33:21 PM
Embrace your baldness and run with it all the way to the goal line!!
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: _bruce_ on January 07, 2014, 04:35:50 PM
To be on the safe side tan a little bit - being bald and totally pale ain't a good combo.
And on an even more positive note...



the Addam's Family always welcomes new members.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Pet shop boys on January 07, 2014, 04:38:55 PM
people always refer to as "that slaphead"

therefor i fear baldness



I have this friend very talented musician who was balding and was extremely self conscious about it....so, hat on at all times..

One night we went to a club and at the door, he was told no hats allowed so he said with not hesitation "its ok guys ill just take a cab back home " (taking his hat off was not an option)  so we as good friends left the damn place with him (really pissed cause the club was packed with girls left and right)......

For several months we were encouraging the guy to come out as a bald man telling him how guys like 'vin Diesel, Stattan etc were popular being bald.....and that shaved look was really "in" those days (thing is that though he's latino he's really white and looked like something in between Moby and Michael Stypes from R.E.M ...(spiderman shaped head)


Ok so he finally shaves the shit off and comes out of the balding closet standing tall and taking names ..

that same day we went to celebrate to a concert with 3 chicks to Boston's House of blues (right in front of Fenway park)...

(It was a Spanish rock concert) never seen so many hot Latinas Argentinias,puerto Ricans,Spanish Venezuelan etc....concentrated in one place..
so our shaved handsome devil was finally gaining confidence! ....we were at the heart of concert when one of the girls offered to buy us a round of drinks, she went to the bar but on her way back,got lost on the crowd (place was fucking packed) so finally she emerges from the crowd yelling  "OMG if it wasn't for Cesar's DICK HEAD I wouldn't be able to find you guys !  they all laughed histerically even the people around us while my bald friend with watery eyes was like  "shut up already).



haven't seen the guy ever since.... true story.




WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: spiro on January 07, 2014, 04:52:19 PM
Lmao!
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: buffdnet on January 07, 2014, 04:54:56 PM
I'll be 58 the 13th.  my hair reaches about the
middle of my back.   so go fuck yourself
neener neener neener baldy guy
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: tom joad on January 07, 2014, 07:57:20 PM


I have this friend very talented musician who was balding and was extremely self conscious about it....so, hat on at all times..

One night we went to a club and at the door, he was told no hats allowed so he said with not hesitation "its ok guys ill just take a cab back home " (taking his hat off was not an option)  so we as good friends left the damn place with him (really pissed cause the club was packed with girls left and right)......

For several months we were encouraging the guy to come out as a bald man telling him how guys like 'vin Diesel Stattan etc were popular being bald.....and that shaved look was really in those days (thing is that though he's latino he's really white and looked like something in between Moby and Michael Stypes from R.E.M ...(spiderman shaped head)


Ok so he finally shaves the shit off and comes out of the balding closet standing tall and taking names ..

that same day we went to celebrate to a concert with 3 chicks to Boston's House of blues (right in front of Fenway park)...

(It was a Spanish rock concert) never seen so many hot Latinas Argentinias,puerto Ricans,Spanish Venezuelan etc....concentrated in one place..
so our shaved handsome devil was finally gaining confidence! ....we were at the heart of concert when one of the girls offered to buy us a round of drinks, she went to the bar but on her way back,got lost on the crowd (place was fucking packed) so finally she emerges from the crowd yelling  "OMG if he wasn't for Cesar's DICK HEAD I wouldn't be able to find you guys !  they all laughed histerically even the people around us while my bald friend with watery eyes was like  "shut up already).



haven't seen the guy ever since.... true story.




WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hahaha
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: MAXX on January 07, 2014, 08:07:00 PM


I have this friend very talented musician who was balding and was extremely self conscious about it....so, hat on at all times..

One night we went to a club and at the door, he was told no hats allowed so he said with not hesitation "its ok guys ill just take a cab back home " (taking his hat off was not an option)  so we as good friends left the damn place with him (really pissed cause the club was packed with girls left and right)......

For several months we were encouraging the guy to come out as a bald man telling him how guys like 'vin Diesel Stattan etc were popular being bald.....and that shaved look was really in those days (thing is that though he's latino he's really white and looked like something in between Moby and Michael Stypes from R.E.M ...(spiderman shaped head)


Ok so he finally shaves the shit off and comes out of the balding closet standing tall and taking names ..

that same day we went to celebrate to a concert with 3 chicks to Boston's House of blues (right in front of Fenway park)...

(It was a Spanish rock concert) never seen so many hot Latinas Argentinias,puerto Ricans,Spanish Venezuelan etc....concentrated in one place..
so our shaved handsome devil was finally gaining confidence! ....we were at the heart of concert when one of the girls offered to buy us a round of drinks, she went to the bar but on her way back,got lost on the crowd (place was fucking packed) so finally she emerges from the crowd yelling  "OMG if he wasn't for Cesar's DICK HEAD I wouldn't be able to find you guys !  they all laughed histerically even the people around us while my bald friend with watery eyes was like  "shut up already).



haven't seen the guy ever since.... true story.




WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lol! great story if true

strange how men get stressed out about something stupid as hair
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: cephissus on January 07, 2014, 08:11:30 PM


I have this friend very talented musician who was balding and was extremely self conscious about it....so, hat on at all times..

One night we went to a club and at the door, he was told no hats allowed so he said with not hesitation "its ok guys ill just take a cab back home " (taking his hat off was not an option)  so we as good friends left the damn place with him (really pissed cause the club was packed with girls left and right)......

For several months we were encouraging the guy to come out as a bald man telling him how guys like 'vin Diesel Stattan etc were popular being bald.....and that shaved look was really in those days (thing is that though he's latino he's really white and looked like something in between Moby and Michael Stypes from R.E.M ...(spiderman shaped head)


Ok so he finally shaves the shit off and comes out of the balding closet standing tall and taking names ..

that same day we went to celebrate to a concert with 3 chicks to Boston's House of blues (right in front of Fenway park)...

(It was a Spanish rock concert) never seen so many hot Latinas Argentinias,puerto Ricans,Spanish Venezuelan etc....concentrated in one place..
so our shaved handsome devil was finally gaining confidence! ....we were at the heart of concert when one of the girls offered to buy us a round of drinks, she went to the bar but on her way back,got lost on the crowd (place was fucking packed) so finally she emerges from the crowd yelling  "OMG if he wasn't for Cesar's DICK HEAD I wouldn't be able to find you guys !  they all laughed histerically even the people around us while my bald friend with watery eyes was like  "shut up already).



haven't seen the guy ever since.... true story.




WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 hahaha
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 07, 2014, 08:13:34 PM
It's true, if you are Bald, you are defined as that Bald dude

If you are Gaay, you are defined as that Gaay dude

If you are a Terrorist, you are defined as that Terrorist

If you are a Dictator like King Jong Il, you are defined as Mensa Bob

Even if you gave money to charity, helped some homeless people and similar.





Weird people that are poor, are called Weird, Insane, Crazy, but Weird people that are rich, are called Extravagant, Quirky and Special.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: anabolichalo on January 07, 2014, 10:14:28 PM


I have this friend very talented musician who was balding and was extremely self conscious about it....so, hat on at all times..

One night we went to a club and at the door, he was told no hats allowed so he said with not hesitation "its ok guys ill just take a cab back home " (taking his hat off was not an option)  so we as good friends left the damn place with him (really pissed cause the club was packed with girls left and right)......

For several months we were encouraging the guy to come out as a bald man telling him how guys like 'vin Diesel, Stattan etc were popular being bald.....and that shaved look was really "in" those days (thing is that though he's latino he's really white and looked like something in between Moby and Michael Stypes from R.E.M ...(spiderman shaped head)


Ok so he finally shaves the shit off and comes out of the balding closet standing tall and taking names ..

that same day we went to celebrate to a concert with 3 chicks to Boston's House of blues (right in front of Fenway park)...

(It was a Spanish rock concert) never seen so many hot Latinas Argentinias,puerto Ricans,Spanish Venezuelan etc....concentrated in one place..
so our shaved handsome devil was finally gaining confidence! ....we were at the heart of concert when one of the girls offered to buy us a round of drinks, she went to the bar but on her way back,got lost on the crowd (place was fucking packed) so finally she emerges from the crowd yelling  "OMG if it wasn't for Cesar's DICK HEAD I wouldn't be able to find you guys !  they all laughed histerically even the people around us while my bald friend with watery eyes was like  "shut up already).



haven't seen the guy ever since.... true story.




WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lol
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Costanza on January 07, 2014, 10:22:22 PM
True story.

I went out on a date with a stunning 22 year old last Saturday night. We're chatting away and her cell goes off a couple of times with messages. She has no interest in it but I knew it'd be her friends asking how it was all going so I said 'go on check it, tell them I said hi'. She reads the messages out to me and two out of the three asked 1, how it was going and 2, what was his hair like. Women DO give a shit about a nice head of hair, they won't always admit it though.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: tom joad on January 07, 2014, 10:32:59 PM
(everything else being equal) a good head of hair can be a game changer.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: temple_of_dis on January 07, 2014, 10:46:39 PM
nah

Im thinning and much vagina is thrown at me regualrly
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Pet shop boys on January 08, 2014, 07:12:26 AM
lol! great story if true

strange how men get stressed out about something stupid as hair


It's 100 % true ....what you might find even harder to believe is that the same balding guy had a one night stand with a milf and never took the hat off ...... you can't talk about baldness or hats in front of him...

but it was the milf herself that admitted the guy was naked bagging her with  his hat on ...  LMAO




WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 08, 2014, 07:14:21 AM
seriously this was the guy who become the most popular poster on here after I left



what's next?---tbombz something something gay sex something something lying about having HIV something something?
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: XFACTOR on January 08, 2014, 07:16:24 AM
seriously this was the guy who become the most popular poster on here after I left



what's next?---tbombz something something gay sex something something lying about having HIV something something?

It's actually laughable.  This guy is awful with these terrible pointless threads.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 08, 2014, 07:18:04 AM
seriously this was the guy who become the most popular poster on here after I left



what's next?---tbombz something something gay sex something something lying about having HIV something something?
The dude creates like 10 threads a day mostly nonsense.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: _aj_ on January 08, 2014, 07:26:25 AM
seriously this was the guy who become the most popular poster on here after I left



what's next?---tbombz something something gay sex something something lying about having HIV something something?

It can be horrible. When he and Shizzo are kicking on all cylinders, G&O is almost unreadable.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 08, 2014, 07:28:08 AM
Look at all you balding guys uniting. It brings a tear to the eye.  Women will just have to see your inner beauty. Looks are superficial. I found women will find you attractive no matter what you look like if you own a house, have a decent career and drive a good car. Lucky for me I have outrageously beautiful sexy hair.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 08, 2014, 07:30:00 AM
Bald guys actually hate me because I'm not balding but choose to shave my head (razor shave) because I get more pussy looking like a tough Israeli then I did looking like a gay version of Adam Lambert

( crossed out because I did accounting of how little sex I've had as of late---but it has nothing to do with my shaved head and more to do with that I'm a bad person on the inside and outside)
I'd post the pic but my self esteem can only take so much of a beating online






FUCK YOU DAD I AM SEXY!!!
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 08, 2014, 07:43:04 AM
Bald guys actually hate me because I'm not balding but choose to shave my head (razor shave) because I get more pussy looking like a tough Israeli then I did looking like a gay version of Adam Lambert

( crossed out because I did accounting of how little sex I've had as of late---but it has nothing to do with my shaved head and more to do with that I'm a bad person on the inside and outside)
I'd post the pic but my self esteem can only take so much of a beating online






FUCK YOU DAD I AM SEXY!!!

Come on. Post a picture. Are you the guy who is really thin and ripped that  use to post pictures here?
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 08, 2014, 07:50:46 AM
Come on. Post a picture. Are you the guy who is really thin and ripped that  use to post pictures here?

bulking now...not so ripped

(http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/228/95/3gyxqjmtg5n1abxbrtqxbquhj379643766.jpg)
(http://pics.pof.com/dating/228/31/2bqyetptclelfqy51lfqmrfka380392176.jpg)


i deserve whatever I get because I left here for the source board....bottom line- I still have hair
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: YngiweRhoads on January 08, 2014, 08:08:17 AM
bulking now...not so ripped

(http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/228/95/3gyxqjmtg5n1abxbrtqxbquhj379643766.jpg)
(http://pics.pof.com/dating/228/31/2bqyetptclelfqy51lfqmrfka380392176.jpg)


i deserve whatever I get because I left here for the source board....bottom line- I still have hair

Looks better than the rail thin version.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 08, 2014, 08:09:34 AM
I look like a broke ass Dwayne Johnson if he never made it in the WWF(E) and had to work part time as a underwear boy at a gay bar on friday nights
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: YngiweRhoads on January 08, 2014, 08:10:54 AM
I look like a broke ass Dwayne Johnson if he never made it in the WWF(E) and had to work part time as a underwear boy at a gay bar on friday nights

Haha!
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 08, 2014, 08:15:05 AM
I look like a Israeli Soap Opera star
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: YngiweRhoads on January 08, 2014, 08:21:59 AM
46 in a few weeks. Women love hair.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Wiggs on January 08, 2014, 02:56:42 PM
bulking now...not so ripped

(http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/228/95/3gyxqjmtg5n1abxbrtqxbquhj379643766.jpg)
(http://pics.pof.com/dating/228/31/2bqyetptclelfqy51lfqmrfka380392176.jpg)


i deserve whatever I get because I left here for the source board....bottom line- I still have hair

There wasn't enough room to fit your nose.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: _bruce_ on January 08, 2014, 03:26:26 PM
Jonathan - you look pretty funny without hair...
sending your pictures to the Israeli government may result in a permanent visa and an IDF watergun which secretly emits acid when pointed at non docile Arabs.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: MAXX on January 08, 2014, 03:28:55 PM
bulking now...not so ripped

(http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/228/95/3gyxqjmtg5n1abxbrtqxbquhj379643766.jpg)
(http://pics.pof.com/dating/228/31/2bqyetptclelfqy51lfqmrfka380392176.jpg)


i deserve whatever I get because I left here for the source board....bottom line- I still have hair

السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 08, 2014, 03:31:13 PM
I know I have a very middle eastern swarthy look but it is a sexy swarthy look, no?





Please say I'm sexy





Please





Fuck you, dad
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 08, 2014, 03:42:54 PM
I'm sorry Sarah
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 08, 2014, 03:44:49 PM
السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته

جدتي ربما تزاوج مع الحصان
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 08, 2014, 03:46:03 PM
There wasn't enough room to fit your nose.

settle down, Delicious Cock Mcgee
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: MAXX on January 08, 2014, 03:47:12 PM
well you look alot better than when you where skinny with gay haircuts
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 08, 2014, 03:51:38 PM
well you look alot better than when you where skinny with gay haircuts

let me tell you, this hairstyle and mass gain (i still have abs- nothing ridiculous but I still have abs) made me safe from becoming a knock out game victim

I'm also the first man to ever go from a Desired twink to desired bear which is weird because I shave my body hair
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: anabolichalo on January 08, 2014, 04:27:54 PM
There wasn't enough room to fit your nose.
brutal  :(



i wonder why he shaves if he has hair
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 08, 2014, 04:42:37 PM



i wonder why he shaves if he has hair

cuz I enjoy pissing of balding people who have no choice but to shave their heads

enjoy the Propecia induced impotence
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: anabolichalo on January 08, 2014, 04:44:01 PM
cuz I enjoy pissing of balding people who have no choice but to shave their heads

enjoy the Propecia induced impotence
finasteride does not cause me impotence

however i'm not convinced it works for hairloss
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 08, 2014, 04:49:52 PM
i wouldn't know frankly cuz I never needed it

I know I'm not Lorenzo Lamas face wise (shut up, Niggs!) but when girls see a guy who shaves their head because they want to rather than they have to then that says alot about confidence

In my case it shows fake confidence
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Army of One on January 08, 2014, 05:05:24 PM
The extra bulk took you from looking like a twink to a member of right said Fred

Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Costanza on January 08, 2014, 05:29:41 PM
The extra bulk took you from looking like a twink to a member of right said Fred



Lol, this was a classic back in the day.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: macos on January 09, 2014, 05:41:38 AM
46 in a few weeks. Women love hair.

That is long very long hair.
How did you manage to keep it all at one place after so many years?
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 09, 2014, 05:45:29 AM

where was your desire diring this transformation?

probably in my nose....



I mean- have you seen the size of that thing.....seriously there is a lot of shit in there-
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Tapeworm on January 09, 2014, 05:53:52 AM
let me tell you, this hairstyle and mass gain (i still have abs- nothing ridiculous but I still have abs) made me safe from becoming a knock out game victim

I'm also the first man to ever go from a Desired twink to desired bear which is weird because I shave my body hair

Hair or no hair, you would have heard them coming a mile away with those radar dishes, F[ag] Murray Abraham.


JNN upon reading this post:

(http://abovethelaw.com/uploads/2010/10/F-Murray-Abraham.jpeg)
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 09, 2014, 05:59:38 AM
bulking now...not so ripped

(http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/228/95/3gyxqjmtg5n1abxbrtqxbquhj379643766.jpg)
(http://pics.pof.com/dating/228/31/2bqyetptclelfqy51lfqmrfka380392176.jpg)


i deserve whatever I get because I left here for the source board....bottom line- I still have hair

WHAT!!!

Have the years gone by so fast?

What happened to you Johnny?

If wasn't long ago you looked like this :D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=271529.0;attach=310786;image)
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 09, 2014, 06:02:28 AM
dear god......in my defense I was snorting alot of heroin at the time......plus I was listening to a lot of New Order





EDIT: god I hope I was snorting alot of heroin at the time
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 09, 2014, 06:03:03 AM
i've never sucked a cock
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 09, 2014, 06:04:58 AM
Hair or no hair, you would have heard them coming a mile away with those radar dishes, F[ag] Murray Abraham.


JNN upon reading this post:

(http://abovethelaw.com/uploads/2010/10/F-Murray-Abraham.jpeg)

this was very funny


i honestly I am in awe of that clever F.Murray Abraham joke

EDIT: btw- I have a big nose but I dont have big ears.....I would know because I know kids would have made fun of my ears at the schools I went to because I went to school with notorious ball busters....
seriously people ....that is a well crafted post........this is bravo stuff, brother
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 09, 2014, 06:23:55 AM
I've never sucked a cock
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Tapeworm on January 09, 2014, 06:27:41 AM
We can't tell if you're being defensive or regretful.  ???
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: _bruce_ on January 09, 2014, 06:29:58 AM
Hair or no hair, you would have heard them coming a mile away with those radar dishes, F[ag] Murray Abraham.


JNN upon reading this post:

(http://abovethelaw.com/uploads/2010/10/F-Murray-Abraham.jpeg)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 09, 2014, 06:30:58 AM
We can't tell if you're being defensive or regretful.  ???

regretful

seriously one Y chromosome has cost me A LOT of money
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: thebrink on January 09, 2014, 07:20:15 AM
galeniko and jonnynoname great couple.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: CalvinH on January 09, 2014, 07:27:12 AM
I'm bald and I'm beautiful.


...at least that's what Chiro says  :)
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: flinstones1 on January 09, 2014, 09:52:00 AM
I was as vein as fucking anyone. now I don't really give a fuck....

If any of you think that how you look matters, in the grand scheme of things...you are truly wrong.

perfect example...makaveli who used to post here...6'1, good looking guy, 18 inch lean arms....he asked me to go out with my cousin.

i said why not its the least I could do for all you've done for me over the years...I try to hook them up on a date.....showed her a picture of him...she said the muscles turned her off and he looked too into himself.

Now she's with some fat guy who "listens to her" . He treats her well.




johnny check your pm Ill send you a picture of them lol
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 09, 2014, 11:40:01 AM
جدتي ربما تزاوج مع الحصان

Your grandmother fucked a horse?

صورتك تبدو كبيرة. لا مثلي الجنس.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: POB on January 09, 2014, 02:45:54 PM
I look like a broke ass Dwayne Johnson if he never made it in the WWF(E) and had to work part time as a underwear boy at a gay bar on friday nights

Lmao ;D
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: wes on January 09, 2014, 02:50:50 PM
JNN looking large and in charge.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 09, 2014, 04:24:46 PM
Your grandmother fucked a horse?

صورتك تبدو كبيرة. لا مثلي الجنس.


fuck...i'm gonna have to learn Farsi now
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 09, 2014, 04:41:14 PM
fuck...i'm gonna have to learn Farsi now

 ;D
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Archer77 on January 09, 2014, 04:57:59 PM
I still have a ton of hair.  People think I'm crazy with all the hair loss stuff.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: O.Z. on January 09, 2014, 05:27:06 PM
WHAT!!!

Have the years gone by so fast?

What happened to you Johnny?

If wasn't long ago you looked like this :D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=271529.0;attach=310786;image)


same guy? Big change.
Ugly MF nevertheless.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Archer77 on January 09, 2014, 05:31:24 PM

same guy? Big change.
Ugly MF nevertheless.

Looks like toppik or dermmatch in his hair
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 09, 2014, 05:33:58 PM
Looks like toppik or dermmatch in his hair

try cheap hair coloring when I couldn't afford a salon.....I remember cuz this pic was taken around the time i moved into my new place in the fall of 08 and I had no money at the time

and yes- I'm a like 90 percent grey....much like anderson cooper




have fun with that last sentence guys
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Archer77 on January 09, 2014, 05:39:43 PM
try cheap hair coloring when I couldn't afford a salon.....I remember cuz this pic was taken around the time i moved into my new place in the fall of 08 and I had no money at the time

and yes- I'm a like 90 percent grey....much like anderson cooper




have fun with that last sentence guys

Im 90% grey too, dude. You look better now.  Bald head looks good.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: O.Z. on January 09, 2014, 05:43:57 PM
try cheap hair coloring when I couldn't afford a salon.....I remember cuz this pic was taken around the time i moved into my new place in the fall of 08 and I had no money at the time

and yes- I'm a like 90 percent grey....much like anderson cooper




have fun with that last sentence guys

and now you shave your head, does it mean you have even less money these days and cannot afford cheap coloring?
Do you still consider yourself a metrosexual by the way?
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 09, 2014, 05:47:24 PM
and now you shave your head, does it mean you have even less money these days and cannot afford cheap coloring?


bingo.....I'm broke as a vince goodrum

plus my hair left untreated is not only grey but it is kinkier than a Dutch midget's sex life so I'm spending 300 every 4-5 weeks coloring and relaxing my hair..plus a hundy for a tip

however I still pay my rent and my car note


take that dad...I mean- not my dad.....you're not my dad.........dad
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: O.Z. on January 09, 2014, 05:55:55 PM
bingo.....I'm broke as a vince goodrum

plus my hair left untreated is not only grey but it is kinkier than a Dutch midget's sex life so I'm spending 300 every 4-5 weeks coloring and relaxing my hair..plus a hundy for a tip

however I still pay my rent and my car note


take that dad...I mean- not my dad.....you're not my dad.........dad

I doubt Vince is broke as he owns 865 companies.
Is it tough sleeping in the car?
Looking good man you put on some serious muscle.

Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: macos on January 09, 2014, 05:58:04 PM
Im 90% grey too, dude. You look better now.  Bald head looks good.
my hair started greying in my teens. Runs in the family.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Archer77 on January 09, 2014, 05:59:07 PM
my hair started greying in my teens. Runs in the family.

Same here.    All my siblings went prematurely grey.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 09, 2014, 06:00:32 PM
25...i think i got it from my grandmother
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: galeniko on January 09, 2014, 06:01:46 PM
i've never sucked a cock
thats right,its been stuffed down your throat ;D
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Devon97 on January 09, 2014, 06:02:49 PM
Jonny Salvation can pull off any look
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 09, 2014, 06:03:53 PM
thats right,its been stuffed down your throat ;D

lies....I would quote 10k when I was working as a "pro"  (God help me) and nobody called my bluff......cheap fags
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Tapeworm on January 09, 2014, 08:47:56 PM
bingo.....I'm broke as a vince goodrum

plus my hair left untreated is not only grey but it is kinkier than a Dutch midget's sex life so I'm spending 300 every 4-5 weeks coloring and relaxing my hair..plus a hundy for a tip

however I still pay my rent and my car note


take that dad...I mean- not my dad.....you're not my dad.........dad

 ;D
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: James28 on January 09, 2014, 11:33:26 PM
True story.

I went out on a date with a stunning 22 year old last Saturday night. We're chatting away and her cell goes off a couple of times with messages. She has no interest in it but I knew it'd be her friends asking how it was all going so I said 'go on check it, tell them I said hi'. She reads the messages out to me and two out of the three asked 1, how it was going and 2, what was his hair like. Women DO give a shit about a nice head of hair, they won't always admit it though.

Off course they do. But don't let it stop guys believing differently. However, confidence and a good looking face along with being in decent shape could make up for it. But you better be in good fucking shape. None of this fat moon face because you were too much of a disgusting weak pig that couldn't keep his grubby mitts off that sugary stuff.

Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: MikMaq on January 10, 2014, 03:09:53 AM
bulking now...not so ripped

(http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/228/95/3gyxqjmtg5n1abxbrtqxbquhj379643766.jpg)
(http://pics.pof.com/dating/228/31/2bqyetptclelfqy51lfqmrfka380392176.jpg)


i deserve whatever I get because I left here for the source board....bottom line- I still have hair

Great job, it's better to be a man than a ugly twink.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Army of One on January 10, 2014, 04:27:33 AM
Great job, it's better to be a man than a ugly twink.

Could now say he's a handsome bear (no homo)
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Tapeworm on January 10, 2014, 04:49:56 AM
JNN looking large and in charge.

x2.  All kidding aside, that's impressive progress.

If he'll change his name to Johnny Diesel he'll be a shoe-in for The Chronicles of Suckdick.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 10, 2014, 04:52:54 AM
x2.  All kidding aside, that's impressive progress.

If he'll change his name to Johnny Diesel he'll be a shoe-in for The Chronicles of Suckdick.

looks like someone is riding the wave of momentum from that fuckiing brilliiant F(ag) Murray Abraham classic

in a serious note if i do go back to stripping (which I probably have to this summer) I think I'll keep the shaved head and go with "Rock Diesel".....get it
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Tapeworm on January 10, 2014, 05:14:53 AM
You're a disaster, Johnny!
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Tito24 on January 10, 2014, 06:21:49 AM
sometimes you see guys that simply cant accept the fact that they are balding or being for 90 percent bald already, shave it all of already you lost the battle.
they have a good chance looking way and way better being completely bald.

(http://www.geschiedenis24.nl/.imaging/stk/geschiedenis/zoom/media/geschiedenis/andere-tijden/2006/September/30036695/original/30036695.jpeg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GMrHn_Is3z8/UYYdBEuJpnI/AAAAAAAAHwM/GWm9l-kzpvQ/s1600/Pimf.jpg)

The murdered charismatic dutch politician Pim Fortuyn for example.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: _bruce_ on January 10, 2014, 08:13:37 AM
Dude was a great politician - of course murderer because of an opposing stance to "sensitive" matters.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: anabolichalo on January 10, 2014, 09:07:17 AM
funny he says he still has all his hair and just shaves it


his "before" pic tells another story
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 10, 2014, 10:15:27 AM
It's a very sad story I assure you involving loneliness, a 350z, a brown powder from china, promises of getting into playgirl and bad hair dye that was completely washed out on hair that wasn't  treated and relaxed properly
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: galeniko on January 10, 2014, 10:19:33 AM
funny he says he still has all his hair and just shaves it


his "before" pic tells another story
its not hairloss per se he has, but somewhat slight slight receeding line on edges of forehed,but this is kinda given by skull structure a bit.

btw, jnn, looking better bald and bulked.but just face, to be honest,the body look like shit when not shredded.but face very good.

if someone is scared of hairloss, just run masteron.soon you will have no need to fear hairlos no more.one worry less in life.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: _aj_ on January 10, 2014, 10:22:08 AM
if someone is scared of hairloss, just run masteron.soon you will have no need to fear hairlos no more.one worry less in life.

Lmao.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: galeniko on January 10, 2014, 10:30:46 AM
[quote author=galeniko link=topic=513414.msg7260567#msg7260567 date=1389377973
if someone is scared of hairloss, just run masteron.soon you will have no need to fear hairlos no more.one worry less in life.


Lmao.
masterona is the electric shaver, without any need to physicaly exist :D

btw,the higher test dose is ran thats not "needed", the more dht conversion will happen, abolhalo, keep that in mind on the quest to big arms.

its always a balance act on the edge of a sword,i tell you :D
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Army of One on January 10, 2014, 10:58:53 AM
its not hairloss per se he has, but somewhat slight slight receeding line on edges of forehed,but this is kinda given by skull structure a bit.

btw, jnn, looking better bald and bulked.but just face, to be honest,the body look like shit when not shredded.but face very good.

if someone is scared of hairloss, just run masteron.soon you will have no need to fear hairlos no more.one worry less in life.

The triangular temple points are completely missing in his before pics, I suspect he had an fue transplant on his hairline at somepoint.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Archer77 on January 10, 2014, 11:00:15 AM
The triangular temple points are completely missing in his before pics, I suspect he had an fue transplant on his hairline at somepoint.

Possibly SMP?
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: anabolichalo on January 10, 2014, 12:03:31 PM
its not hairloss per se he has, but somewhat slight slight receeding line on edges of forehed,but this is kinda given by skull structure a bit.

btw, jnn, looking better bald and bulked.but just face, to be honest,the body look like shit when not shredded.but face very good.

if someone is scared of hairloss, just run masteron.soon you will have no need to fear hairlos no more.one worry less in life.
he does

trust me i am an avid norwood spotter
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 10, 2014, 12:23:38 PM
Yes. I've had a hair transplant.


...as well as a nose job and a ear tuck
Plus I've had my chin done

Seriously- when did I afford any of these procedures everyone has assumed I've had

I don't have any health insurance

The only thing I have hair wise is greying.....and that bout with crystal meth (snorting it) may have thinned me a little but my bone mass was declining and my mails were brittle as well. Once I quit crystal and moved on to better drugs I was much healthier

Btw- remember earlier in the thread when I said that bald guys/balding guys hate me cuz I shave my head even though I have all my hair?
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 10, 2014, 12:25:03 PM
I've also had a penile implant (not one implanted in my ass you assholes)
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 10, 2014, 02:12:09 PM
JNN looks better as a fat head with shaved dyed hair.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 10, 2014, 02:17:15 PM
How dare you say I have a fat head.

First of all my pants are on in all those pics (waka waka)


And second of all the term fat head offends me. I prefer "roided out head"



"Fat".....how dare you
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: randy841 on January 10, 2014, 02:22:33 PM
but even women

women like good looking men weather they have hair or not



x2 x1000 that

... if you have an ugly mug  :'( -- no grace of god or/and (good) hair will save you.

Your best option - get a nice toupee (and hope for the best). And parade it around shamelessly like no one cares and pretend that you don't know it's a rug on your head.  ;D
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 10, 2014, 02:28:28 PM
How dare you say I have a fat head.

First of all my pants are on in all those pics (waka waka)


And second of all the term fat head offends me. I prefer "roided out head"



"Fat".....how dare you
Well just complimenting you man which causes complications. You you look better now than as starving heroin addict in the basement paranoid with dyed hair. Carry on.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: johnnynoname on January 10, 2014, 02:45:57 PM
Well just complimenting you man which causes complications. You you look better now than as starving heroin addict in the basement paranoid with dyed hair. Carry on.

All good bro

You know I was kidding, right?
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 10, 2014, 03:01:28 PM
All good bro

You know I was kidding, right?
Yes we have always been cool glad you are are back here.
Title: Re: if you are bald(ing) you are defined by that as a person
Post by: galeniko on January 11, 2014, 08:00:11 PM
The triangular temple points are completely missing in his before pics, I suspect he had an fue transplant on his hairline at somepoint.
yeah looks weird.

or maybe kust that part shaved in weord way.

no idea