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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Quickerblade on January 17, 2014, 08:54:42 PM
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New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a Target parking lot ... with TWO jars of vaseline in his car ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports.
The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th ... after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot "pleasuring himself" in his vehicle.
Some times you need to release it.
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New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a Target parking lot ... with TWO jars of vaseline in his car ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports.
The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th ... after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot "pleasuring himself" in his vehicle.
Some times you need to release it.
who uses vasoline yuck
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First of all that's horrible. Who use Vaseline ? Second as king of the cracks I can tell you I've done it just about everywhere. But ima master at baiting and only a rookie would get caught. I've done it on the couch with the woman right next to me napping. I should have gotten some kind medal for that one.
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New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a Target parking lot ... with TWO jars of vaseline in his car ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports.
The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th ... after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot "pleasuring himself" in his vehicle.
Some times you need to release it.
he's a fuckin' "soulja" ::)
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First of all that's horrible. Who use Vaseline ? Second as king of the cracks I can tell you I've done it just about everywhere. But ima master at baiting and only a rookie would get caught. I've done it on the couch with the woman right next to me napping. I should have gotten some kind medal for that one.
did you drop a load on her pretty mouth
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did you drop a load on her pretty mouth
No I think the dog ended licking most if it off the floor.
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Broke before his hand dries.
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He's one insanely aggressive dude on the field. Probably likes to bang one of his lady friends 3-4 times a day, and that's if he's not running test, which hey, many NFL players do. He probably had some chick on the phone talking about taking it her in her can, and felt the need to knock one out. hadn't cracked one off all day, it was 8pm at night, and this chick was saying all the right words.
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Meth is one bad drug!
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First of all that's horrible. Who use Vaseline ? Second as king of the cracks I can tell you I've done it just about everywhere. But ima master at baiting and only a rookie would get caught. I've done it on the couch with the woman right next to me napping. I should have gotten some kind medal for that one.
haha
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New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a Target parking lot ... with TWO jars of vaseline in his car ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports.
The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th ... after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot "pleasuring himself" in his vehicle.
Some times you need to release it.
how long did he take? Amateur and deserved to be caught
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Broke before his hand dries.
;D ;D ;D
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New York Jets....star??
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He was a pro bowler? Didn't know black people bowled.
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Cock you like a Hurricane!
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Lets not kid ourselves. Winslow is no star. Papa Winslow on the other hand was. No pun intended. As was Carl Winslow, the star of Family Matters.
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Vaseline? Seriously? Dude must take his whacking off pretty damn seriously to carry around a couple jars of Vaseline in case the urge to crank one off strikes him.
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Jacking with Vaseline is so 1970's.
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Petroleum Jelly Of Peace
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Vaseline? Seriously? Dude must take his whacking off pretty damn seriously to carry around a couple jars of Vaseline in case the urge to crank one off strikes him.
No one and I mean no one takes it more seriously than I. Nothing works better than a good handful of spit.
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;D this guy would butter his popcorn. ::) ::) ::) ::)
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First of all that's horrible. Who use Vaseline ? Second as king of the cracks I can tell you I've done it just about everywhere. But ima master at baiting and only a rookie would get caught. I've done it on the couch with the woman right next to me napping. I should have gotten some kind medal for that one.
Early candidate for post of year right there
:D
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Early candidate for post of year right there
:D
;D
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I don't see the big deal here. Who among us hasn't felt the urge to punch their munchkin in a strange place. Maybe some hottie in yoga pants came out of the store and bent over whilst trying to load her purchases in the car. Winslow notices her and he decides to give it a yank. No judgment Kellen, do what you need to do.
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Was he LMNOP???
Woke-Retardism really working out well for the looney left!! ::) ::)
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Where is Kellen today?
Does he live anywhere near Kitty Hawk?
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New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a Target parking lot ... with TWO jars of vaseline in his car ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports.
The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th ... after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot "pleasuring himself" in his vehicle.
Some times you need to release it.
Is he a Soulja?
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Wacked himself into oblivion.
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The article also states that he has legit rear delts.
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Target: "Once you go woke, its your dummy you'll choke"... (in the parking lot)...
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New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a Target parking lot ... with TWO jars of vaseline in his car ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports.
The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th ... after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot "pleasuring himself" in his vehicle.
Some times you need to release it.
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