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Title: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: Quickerblade on January 17, 2014, 08:54:42 PM
New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a Target parking lot ... with TWO jars of vaseline in his car ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports. 

The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th ... after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot "pleasuring himself" in his vehicle.


Some times you need to release it.
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on January 17, 2014, 08:55:38 PM
New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a Target parking lot ... with TWO jars of vaseline in his car ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports. 

The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th ... after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot "pleasuring himself" in his vehicle.


Some times you need to release it.
who uses vasoline    yuck 
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: Karl Kox on January 17, 2014, 09:11:21 PM
First of all that's horrible. Who use Vaseline ? Second as king of the cracks I can tell you I've done it just about everywhere. But ima master at baiting and only a rookie would get caught.  I've done it on the couch with the woman right next to me napping. I should have gotten some kind medal for that one.
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on January 17, 2014, 09:14:22 PM
New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a Target parking lot ... with TWO jars of vaseline in his car ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports. 

The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th ... after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot "pleasuring himself" in his vehicle.


Some times you need to release it.

he's a fuckin' "soulja"    ::)
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on January 17, 2014, 09:17:22 PM
First of all that's horrible. Who use Vaseline ? Second as king of the cracks I can tell you I've done it just about everywhere. But ima master at baiting and only a rookie would get caught.  I've done it on the couch with the woman right next to me napping. I should have gotten some kind medal for that one.
did you drop a load on her pretty mouth
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: Karl Kox on January 17, 2014, 09:27:43 PM
did you drop a load on her pretty mouth

No I think the dog ended licking most if it off the floor. 
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: G_Thang on January 17, 2014, 09:52:07 PM
Broke before his hand dries. 
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: 240 is Back on January 17, 2014, 11:11:27 PM
He's one insanely aggressive dude on the field.  Probably likes to bang one of his lady friends 3-4 times a day, and that's if he's not running test, which hey, many NFL players do.   He probably had some chick on the phone talking about taking it her in her can, and felt the need to knock one out.  hadn't cracked one off all day, it was 8pm at night, and this chick was saying all the right words. 
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 17, 2014, 11:39:46 PM
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: bebop396 on January 18, 2014, 12:02:20 AM
Meth is one bad drug!
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: Henda on January 18, 2014, 01:48:19 AM
First of all that's horrible. Who use Vaseline ? Second as king of the cracks I can tell you I've done it just about everywhere. But ima master at baiting and only a rookie would get caught.  I've done it on the couch with the woman right next to me napping. I should have gotten some kind medal for that one.

haha
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: Red Hook on January 18, 2014, 03:43:34 AM
New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a Target parking lot ... with TWO jars of vaseline in his car ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports. 

The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th ... after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot "pleasuring himself" in his vehicle.


Some times you need to release it.

how long did he take? Amateur  and deserved to be caught
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: _bruce_ on January 18, 2014, 04:27:20 AM
Broke before his hand dries. 

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on January 18, 2014, 05:13:43 AM
New York Jets....star??
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: doison on January 18, 2014, 05:20:01 AM
He was a pro bowler?  Didn't know black people bowled.
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: Ronnie Rep on January 18, 2014, 07:05:05 AM
Cock you like a Hurricane!
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: Rambone on January 18, 2014, 07:07:55 AM
Lets not kid ourselves. Winslow is no star. Papa Winslow on the other hand was. No pun intended. As was Carl Winslow, the star of Family Matters.
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: Branchs Ears on January 18, 2014, 07:09:48 AM
Vaseline?  Seriously?  Dude must take his whacking off pretty damn seriously to carry around a couple jars of Vaseline in case the urge to crank one off strikes him.
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: Mr Anabolic on January 18, 2014, 07:11:05 AM
Jacking with Vaseline is so 1970's.
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: wes on January 18, 2014, 07:12:54 AM
Petroleum Jelly Of Peace
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: Karl Kox on January 18, 2014, 07:20:06 AM
Vaseline?  Seriously?  Dude must take his whacking off pretty damn seriously to carry around a couple jars of Vaseline in case the urge to crank one off strikes him.

No one and I mean no one takes it more seriously than I. Nothing works better than a good handful of spit.
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: funk51 on January 18, 2014, 08:18:21 AM
 ;D this guy would butter his popcorn. ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: wes on January 18, 2014, 08:26:04 AM
(http://[move]http://www.allaboutyou.com/cm/allaboutyou/images/6e/PR-jar-of-vaseline300x360.jpg[/move])
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 18, 2014, 02:52:24 PM
First of all that's horrible. Who use Vaseline ? Second as king of the cracks I can tell you I've done it just about everywhere. But ima master at baiting and only a rookie would get caught.  I've done it on the couch with the woman right next to me napping. I should have gotten some kind medal for that one.

Early candidate for post of year right there
 :D
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: viking1 on January 18, 2014, 03:23:10 PM
(http://www.vinylvendors.com/Pictures/s/t/stonetemplepilots133342.jpg)
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: Karl Kox on January 18, 2014, 06:43:09 PM
Early candidate for post of year right there
 :D

 ;D
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: Pray_4_War on January 20, 2014, 07:39:32 AM
I don't see the big deal here.  Who among us hasn't felt the urge to punch their munchkin in a strange place.  Maybe some hottie in yoga pants came out of the store and bent over whilst trying to load her purchases in the car.  Winslow notices her and he decides to give it a yank.  No judgment Kellen, do what you need to do.
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: Gym Rat on June 07, 2023, 08:35:52 AM
Was he LMNOP???

Woke-Retardism really working out well for the looney left!!  ::) ::)
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: IroNat on June 07, 2023, 09:11:34 AM
Where is Kellen today?

Does he live anywhere near Kitty Hawk?
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: Kwon on June 07, 2023, 09:21:31 AM
New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a Target parking lot ... with TWO jars of vaseline in his car ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports. 

The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th ... after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot "pleasuring himself" in his vehicle.


Some times you need to release it.

Is he a Soulja?
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: Fortress on June 07, 2023, 11:39:16 AM
Wacked himself into oblivion.
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: BRUTALIFTRUE on June 07, 2023, 12:21:17 PM
The article also states that he has legit rear delts.
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: Coach is Back! on June 07, 2023, 08:56:34 PM
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Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: Gym Rat on June 08, 2023, 05:37:35 AM
Target: "Once you go woke, its your dummy you'll choke"...    (in the parking lot)...
Title: Re: New York Jets Star Masturbated at Target parking Lot.
Post by: deadz on June 08, 2023, 03:02:08 PM
New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a Target parking lot ... with TWO jars of vaseline in his car ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports. 

The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th ... after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot "pleasuring himself" in his vehicle.


Some times you need to release it.
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