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Title: Movies and tv shows you fapped to before porn
Post by: Army of One on January 19, 2014, 12:24:23 PM
Basic instinct
Under siege


Saved by the bell
Baywatch
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Post by: JediTerminator on January 19, 2014, 12:28:12 PM
Roseanne

:"man the harpoons"
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Post by: smoothasf on January 19, 2014, 12:29:12 PM
The hand that rocked the cradle
Roadhouse
E.T
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Post by: Primemuscle on January 19, 2014, 12:29:29 PM
Hasn't porn always been around?
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Post by: oliolioli on January 19, 2014, 12:29:47 PM
Pumping Iron
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Post by: Army of One on January 19, 2014, 12:31:03 PM
The hand that rocked the cradle
Roadhouse
E.T

Rebecca demornay got quite a few money shots and worn out VHS tapes from me
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Post by: Army of One on January 19, 2014, 12:32:10 PM
Hasn't porn always been around?

Before readily available Internet porn, wasn't easy to source as an under 18 pre internet days.
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Post by: Wiggs on January 19, 2014, 12:32:34 PM
Nowhere to Run. Rosanna Arquette and Van Damme. The sex scene. Her boobies.

Other than that, the entertainment section of the Las Vegas phonebook was a goldmine in the early 90s.
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Post by: Army of One on January 19, 2014, 12:33:23 PM
Quote
author=a_pupil link=topic=514856.msg7280560#msg7280560 date=1390163527]
uk gladiators

Haha, the rapid fire wanks whenever jet and Ulrika came onscreen for split seconds
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Post by: The Ugly on January 19, 2014, 12:35:02 PM
Golden Girls.
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Post by: Mr Nobody on January 19, 2014, 12:35:39 PM
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Post by: Voice of Doom on January 19, 2014, 12:36:53 PM
bodyheat.  Kathleen Turner

scrambled Playboy channel...if you hit the TV's 'fine tuning' button enough it would turn black/white but give you about 70% stable image... ;D
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Post by: BB on January 19, 2014, 12:37:08 PM
Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places

Pam Grier in Coffy

Kiana's Flex Appeal

Caligula, use to FFwd like a beast through this one.

Every friday or saturday, Joe Bob Briggs Drive in on the American TMC channel. They use to show tons of Andy Sidaris films which were little more than Penthouse Pets and Playmates getting naked and judo chopping people.

.

Also a few mexican talkshows and an american talkshow called the Richard Bey Show.
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Post by: Henda on January 19, 2014, 12:37:50 PM
I had a collection of porn magazines under my bed from an early age.

Didnt have a vcr in my  room till was about 16 so had to rely on magazines during those early years.
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Post by: Wiggs on January 19, 2014, 12:37:55 PM
bodyheat.  Kathleen Turner

scrambled Playboy channel...if you hit the TV's 'fine tuning' button enough it would turn black/white but give you about 70% stable image... ;D

 ;D

The Spice Channel also. lol. Memories. Fucking little pervs.
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 19, 2014, 12:38:16 PM
Pretty much every one  :-\
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Post by: _aj_ on January 19, 2014, 12:47:15 PM
Kiana's Flex Appeal

Oh yeah.
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Post by: Wiggs on January 19, 2014, 12:48:17 PM

Kiana's Flex Appeal


Yes!
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Post by: Army of One on January 19, 2014, 12:49:31 PM
 Tia Carrera in Wayne's world and showdown in little Tokyo
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Post by: _bruce_ on January 19, 2014, 12:49:54 PM
I cream because of Jeannie,

always climaxed when Dr. Bellows entered the scene.

p.s.: tried watching the British remake but due to avid Burqa usage it's not the same anymore
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Post by: Henda on January 19, 2014, 12:52:16 PM
Just remembered the old sky tv before it went digital and there were several german channells had soft porn on them late at night. Used to sneak downstairs and watch them on weekends.
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Post by: Mr Nobody on January 19, 2014, 12:54:35 PM
Just remembered the old sky tv before it went digital and there were several german channells had soft porn on them late at night. Used to sneak downstairs and watch them on weekends.
Yes I remember those, brought a girl in once it was on, she said put on some hardcore if we are going to watch porn.
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Post by: --- on January 19, 2014, 12:56:17 PM
I cream because of Jeannie,

always climaxed when Dr. Bellows entered the scene.

p.s.: tried watching the British remake but due to avid Burqa usage it's not the same anymore

Top drawer post.
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Post by: Henda on January 19, 2014, 12:59:18 PM
Yes I remember those, brought a girl in once it was on, she said put on some hardcore if we are going to watch porn.

there was some weird shit on there also, i distinctly remember one scene where a farmer was standing there groaning with pleasure and acting like he was cumming in his dungarees while he was watching a fat woman milk a cow.
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Post by: Mr Nobody on January 19, 2014, 01:00:09 PM
there was some weird shit on there also, i distinctly remember one scene where a farmer was standing there groaning with pleasure and acting like he was cumming in his dungarees while he was watching a fat woman milk a cow.
Snuff films.
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Post by: Kwon_2 on January 19, 2014, 01:04:24 PM
(http://www.offscreenmagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Gladiators1-1024x1017.jpg)
(http://trivialpursuitsdotorg.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/jet1.jpg)

Nr 6 :D
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/gladiatorsnumbers_700x438.jpg)
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Post by: Henda on January 19, 2014, 01:10:41 PM
(http://www.offscreenmagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Gladiators1-1024x1017.jpg)
(http://trivialpursuitsdotorg.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/jet1.jpg)

Nr 6 :D
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/gladiatorsnumbers_700x438.jpg)

jet was so fucking hot. I watched a few old gladiator reruns on challenge a few years back and dreamt she sat on my face and let me lick her asshole.
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Post by: steamboatwillie on January 19, 2014, 01:13:14 PM
Mary Tyler Moore...especially on the Dick Van Dyke show.

Gilligan's Island was a good one too
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Post by: The Ugly on January 19, 2014, 01:14:50 PM
Mary Tyler Moore...especially on the Dick Van Dyke show.

Gilligan's Island was a good one too

Ginger or Maryann?
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Post by: tom joad on January 19, 2014, 01:58:32 PM
Betty Rubble
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Post by: hrspwr1 on January 19, 2014, 02:00:41 PM
 The morning lady on the tv news, fired off some knuckle children to her a couple times. 
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Post by: Roger Bacon on January 19, 2014, 02:01:28 PM
Beverly D'Angelo in Vacation

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Post by: gmflex on January 19, 2014, 02:07:49 PM
Who's the boss = Alyssa Milano
VCR = softporn .. Shannon tweed & Shauna O Brien  :P
almost forgot Lisa Boyle.. I like to play games  ;D
great times....
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Post by: steamboatwillie on January 19, 2014, 05:38:26 PM
Ginger or Maryann?

Mary Ann...not that they didn't both contribute to my spank bank though.  I jerked it to everything back then...then porn made me awful picky.
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Post by: The Ugly on January 19, 2014, 05:49:35 PM
Mary Ann...not that they didn't both contribute to my spank bank though.  I jerked it to everything back then...then porn made me awful picky.

That's what most people say. I was always more into Ginger, though. She oozed sexy.
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Post by: Karl Kox on January 19, 2014, 08:51:56 PM
Where do I begin?

I have cracked one off to just about everywhere and to everything with many different lubes.

My go to when I was a kid was the sex scene from Road House. Also used to crack off to the tv show Blossom.
Then when I got a little more creative I made a tape of different sex/nude scens from movies.
I also has a deck of nude playing cards. The chick who was oh the 8 of hearts really did it for me.
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Post by: TheShape on January 19, 2014, 08:54:23 PM
Halloween II
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Post by: MusselFreek on January 19, 2014, 09:23:47 PM
Benny hill show!  ;D
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Post by: The Ugly on January 19, 2014, 09:26:05 PM
Benny hill show!  ;D

They used to forget to edit out titties for the American audience. I remember it well.
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Post by: SF1900 on January 19, 2014, 10:03:55 PM
Beverly D'Angelo in Vacation



Love Beverly D'Angelo.  :P
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Post by: Desolate on January 19, 2014, 10:38:06 PM
Late night Cinemax. There was always something on like Emmanuelle.

Hardbodies
Hot Dog: The Movie (young Shannon Tweed)
Porky's (Miss Walker was hot)

And yes, I used to tape certain sex scenes from movies on the VCR and play them on a loop.

I used to spank it to Bo Derek a lot. Had Tarzan: The Ape Man and Bolero scenes on that VHS tape. Also, I had a Playboy that she posed for back in the day.
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Post by: galain on January 19, 2014, 11:54:04 PM
Charlies Angels when I was very young and had just discovered fapping.

Erin Gray on Buck Rogers always made my pockets tight as well.
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Post by: ESFitness on January 20, 2014, 01:09:25 AM
the HomeShoppingNetwork and QVC. lol.. no shit.


From Dusk Till Dawn and Desparado.... salma hayek, duh.
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Post by: _aj_ on January 20, 2014, 03:38:06 AM

Erin Gray on Buck Rogers always made my pockets tight as well.

Forgot about her. Yeah, I cracked more than a few off to her. Fuck, before the Internet, I would fucking crack one off to a Sears catalog, no shit. There were some tight bodies modeling the bras.

What's a one-day fap record? I got to 8 once. By number 8, all that came out was white smoke.
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Post by: Thin Lizzy on January 20, 2014, 07:37:21 AM
For that particular activity, this show was in a class by itself.


(http://colmhogan.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/threes-company.jpg)


(http://www.tv-intros.com/t/threes%20company.jpg)
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Post by: Mr Nobody on January 20, 2014, 07:39:42 AM
.
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Post by: Knooger on January 20, 2014, 08:02:10 AM
Roots
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Post by: macos on January 20, 2014, 08:03:46 AM
Baywatch....pamela anderson boobies......
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Post by: macos on January 20, 2014, 08:13:50 AM
.

who is that bro?
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Post by: Kwon_2 on January 20, 2014, 08:28:30 AM
(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6100000/Barbara-Eden-as-Jeannie-i-dream-of-jeannie-6161331-450-597.jpg)
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Post by: James28 on January 20, 2014, 09:01:22 AM
Body of Evidence.
Wild Orchid
Emanuele
Red Shoe Diaries

Ah good times.  :D
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Post by: Mr Nobody on January 20, 2014, 09:22:23 AM
who is that bro?
I dont know but hot.
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Post by: wes on January 20, 2014, 09:24:09 AM
Barnaby Jones
Matlock
Murder She Wrote
Ironside

(no homo)
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Post by: Mr Nobody on January 20, 2014, 09:27:40 AM
Barnaby Jones
Matlock
Murder She Wrote
Ironside

(no homo)
Great shows they were.
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Post by: crownshep on January 20, 2014, 09:33:11 AM
Benny hill show!  ;D

Was just gonna post the same thing,plus the hot gossip dancers on the kenny everett show.
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Post by: Mr Nobody on January 20, 2014, 09:35:30 AM
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Post by: SamoanIrishman on January 20, 2014, 09:37:36 AM
Sesame Street, something about putting my hand up a puppets ass just did it for me  ;)
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Post by: wes on January 20, 2014, 09:38:46 AM
Sesame Street, something about putting my hand up a puppets ass just did it for me  ;)
Kinky bastard!  LOL  :D
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Post by: wes on January 20, 2014, 09:39:35 AM
Was just gonna post the same thing,plus the hot gossip dancers on the kenny everett show.
Oh yeah,Benny Hill had some damn sexy chicks on his show.

I never beat off to them though.
::)
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Post by: SamoanIrishman on January 20, 2014, 09:40:09 AM
Kinky bastard!  LOL  :D

Back at cha you Murder She Wrote whore  ;D
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Post by: tom joad on January 20, 2014, 09:45:14 AM
another "Ginger or Mary Ann" scenario for me was on WKRP . . . Loni Anderson vs Jan Smithers.  choosing Loni perhaps is a no-brainer, but Bailey Quarters is a mighty fine girl next door type.
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Post by: wes on January 20, 2014, 09:46:33 AM
Back at cha you Murder She Wrote whore  ;D
Hey that old bag had a nice ass! :D
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Post by: Army of One on January 20, 2014, 10:11:28 AM
Hey that old bag had a nice ass! :D

Do you fap to this ,Wes?

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Post by: bradistani on January 20, 2014, 10:13:35 AM
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2dtoht4.jpg)
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Post by: wes on January 20, 2014, 11:46:43 AM
Do you fap to this ,Wes?


REPEATEDLY...I just did in fact.....thanks for posting it up bro!  ;)
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Post by: Mr Anabolic on January 20, 2014, 11:52:54 AM
Halloween II

Good one

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-omWycG0AlQQ/TyWuOtxNBtI/AAAAAAAAqdM/_R1o9uLXyjY/s400/HALLOII5.png)
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Post by: Rudee on January 20, 2014, 12:21:56 PM
In the 80's, it was 20 Minute Workout.  Every kid was fapping to this on TV.

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Post by: wes on January 20, 2014, 12:23:04 PM
i think it was golden eye with famke janssen having the fight/sex scene with pierce brosnan

I was  :o as a kid
Famke Jansen was hotter than hell.
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Post by: Primemuscle on January 20, 2014, 12:25:22 PM
Mr. Ed

 ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: SamoanIrishman on January 20, 2014, 12:56:30 PM
Mr. Ed

 ;D ;D ;D



hahahaha my back up show hahaha
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Post by: cannon_fodder on January 20, 2014, 01:01:30 PM
uk gladiators

Ahhh Jet...
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Post by: Thin Lizzy on January 20, 2014, 01:15:14 PM
Hey that old bag had a nice ass! :D

IMHO, Joyce Dewitt had the best ass in the history of television:

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l142/thinlizzy21/null_zps9d65f209.png)
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 20, 2014, 01:28:40 PM
The Brady Bunch...I now can't play Tic Tac Toe without shooting a load into the center square...That Alice was a hot piece of ass...
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Post by: bradistani on January 20, 2014, 01:38:03 PM
tonya knight - american gladiators

she was awesome and beautiful
.
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Post by: g.m on January 20, 2014, 05:29:52 PM
i regularly stroked the rod to Threes Company and i stroked it super hard and fast to Elvira "the mistress of the dark"..thought she was so hot with her long legs and juicy titts..i didnt care much for the horror movies though..i remember once i was so turned on i shot a load on my tv screen and rubbed the head of my dork on the tv till i went limp.
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Post by: Primemuscle on January 20, 2014, 05:59:37 PM
....i remember once i was so turned on i shot a load on my tv screen and rubbed the head of my dork on the tv till i went limp.

Was this a Freudian slip?
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Post by: Knooger on January 20, 2014, 06:00:56 PM
Was this a Freudian slip?

Dork also means penis, hope this helps.
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Post by: Primemuscle on January 20, 2014, 06:10:05 PM
Dork also means penis, hope this helps.


Well, haven't heard this nickname for a penis before now. I never understood why one little body part should have so many nicknames.

-Looked it up and it is a term sometimes used for a whale's penis. The blue whale has the largest penis of any living animal.[1] It is commonly cited as having an average penis length of 8 feet (2.4 m) to 10 feet (3.0 m) and a girth of 12 inches (300 mm) to 14 inches (360 mm). Talk about doing some heavy lifting. One would need a wheelbarrow or a truck to cart a penis this huge around, unless they were a Blue Whale.  ;D
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Post by: Irongrip400 on January 20, 2014, 06:13:42 PM
Risky Business

The sex scene in Disclosure

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Post by: Karl Kox on January 20, 2014, 07:40:10 PM
Last night I cracked one off to the movie Precious.
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Post by: Knooger on January 20, 2014, 07:44:47 PM
Last night I cracked one off to the movie Precious.

You should give a shot to Jacob's Ladder. Make sure you have a mop and bucket handy.
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Post by: Mr Anabolic on January 20, 2014, 07:59:20 PM
IMHO, Joyce Dewitt had the best ass in the history of television:

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l142/thinlizzy21/null_zps9d65f209.png)

Here ya go...

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Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on January 20, 2014, 08:03:28 PM
sweet valley high
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Post by: Knooger on January 20, 2014, 08:06:07 PM
Crying game and Deliverance.
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Post by: Spike on January 20, 2014, 08:14:21 PM
(http://girlmeetsfreak.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/the-craft-original.jpeg)

Nancy was dirty skank that prob liked backdoor action and cleaned the plate when she was finished  :o

(http://www.btchflcks.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/craft2.jpg)
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 21, 2014, 07:33:22 AM
lingerie section of the sears or kmart ads
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Post by: Viking11 on January 21, 2014, 07:38:03 AM
None. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 1977. A very ripe Christie Brinkley, and another hottie whose name escapes me.
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Post by: doriancutlerman on January 21, 2014, 02:55:17 PM
Nowhere to Run. Rosanna Arquette and Van Damme. The sex scene. Her boobies.

Didn't he claim to be from Quebec in that movie?  I'm thinking it co-starred the pervy guy from "Silence of the Lambs," who was also a great mush-mouthed 'tard in "The Hills Have Eyes" remake.  I especially liked when he was set on fire :D

Rosanna was cute in that movie but very, very skinny; not surprising, really, since she's a chain-smoker and known anorexic (unlike her cute younger sister, who chain-smokes but was always baby-fattish even before she got downright fat for that stupid ghost show).  I definitely don't remember her tits being anything to write home about :?:

But to speak to the thread in general ...

Television:

Clarissa Explains It All (hey, she's a little older than me; it was cool then)

Saved By the Bell (Leah Remini, Lark Voorhies, the curly-headed bitch from the stripper movie, Tiffany-Ann Thiessen ... what's not fappable to that ensemble?)

Scarecrow and Mrs. King.  When I was six, I thought Kate Jackson was nuclear hot.

Northern Exposure.  The barmaid and pilot were both cute as hell.  Later, when Teri Polo came on there ... ooo.  Fapfapfapfap^2.

Dr. Who when Billie Piper was the Doctor's "helper."  I know a screenplay writer, Peter Briggs, who tried to fuck her just to piss off her ex :)

Some HBO "Life Stories" show that starred the Ally McBeal chick as an anorexic/bulemic high-schooler.  She was hot as hell in that.

Survivor season 2.  Elisabeth Filarski -- 'nuff said.  I don't care how liberal some of you are; if people here say they wouldn't fuck her like there's no tomorrow, you either have extremely poor taste in pussy, are fags or just lying to yourselves.  (Hey, I'm a moderate and I'd knock the bottom out of ultra-lib chicks like Scarlett Johannsen and Eva Longoria given a chance.)

Game of Thrones.  The Khaleesi, Queen Cersei and even that redheaded wildling are riveting, sizzling and hot respectively.  And some of the Khaleesi's handmaidens, like the one played by Roxanne McKee ... *drools uncontrollably*

And let me be among the first to say that Maisie Williams, who portrays Arya Stark, is going to grow up to be a very sexy woman.  She's already approaching her 17th birthday.  I call her the second coming of Emma Watson.  


Movies:

That John Wu movie with Christian Slater and John Travolta.  Something-Arrow that I'm too lazy to look up at IMDB right now.  Samantha Mathis was delectable in that flick.  I'd lick her cervix dry if I could.

Sucker Punch.  Rocket, Sweet Pea, Baby Doll ... I'd die a happy man if smothered by any one of their vaginas :)

The Mummy.  Rachel whoever never looked better.

The Devil Wears Prada.  I love, love, LOVE Anne Hathaway -- and the bitchy Brit, Emily Blunt's character, was tasty herself.

About anything with Rachel McAdams or Jennifer Aniston, especially comedies like Wedding Crashers and The Break-Up.  Both are fine pieces of ass in my book.

'      ' '           ' with Julianna Margulies or Maura Tierney.  Maura has that girl-next-door appeal, at least for me.  She's not a complete knockout but I think she's really sexy.

Chelsea Handler's Show.  Oops, that belongs in the TV category, but I don't care.  I'd love to take Chelsea up the Hershey Highway.  Sarah Silverman, too.

Resident Evil 2, or whatever it was called.  Sienna Guillory as a cigarette-smoking Jill Valentine (what can I say?  I like bad girls, and girls who smoke, poke, motherfuckers) outshone even Milla Jovovich.

The later Harry Potter movies for Emma Watson, Helena Bonham Carter and Bonnie Wright.  HBC didn't look her best in this film, of course -- she was by far her sexiest in Fight Club -- but she's still imminently fuckable, and both of the girls are cute as all get-out.

Universal Soldier.  Ally Walker.  'Nuff said and, if not, look her sweet ass up.  She was AMAZING and probably still is if you're into GMILF-types :)

Mid/late 1980s movies with Maria Conchita Alonso; e.g., The Running Game and Extreme Prejudice.  And Maria still looks damned good to me, FTLTIIW.

Chasing Papi.  Insofar as I am aware, that movie was the first time Sofia Vergara entered the North America's collective consciousness.  And I'm proud to say I was fapping to the idea of her a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time before she starred in any shitty laughtrack-ridden U.S. sitcoms ... not that I still wouldn't watch such a show to appreciate such a supremely fine, perfectly crafted, gorgeous pussy goddess.

There was some really cheesy movie with Dolph Lundgren and a gorgeous soap star, Kristian Alfonso I think (?), in which she was so fappablistic it wasn't even funny.  I think it was called One Man Army but, again, I refuse to consult IMDB right now >:{

That made for HBO movie with "lesbians" played by, among others, Michelle Williams and Chloë Sevigny ... their lesbo sex scene was, IMNSHO, one of the best on film -- at least, that I have seen.  It truly, really, honestly seemed REAL.

Chloë Sevigny in her earlier years was smoldering in many of her roles, like Palmetto.  The movie itself was a rather clumsy, even hamfisted effort at imitating a Phillip Marlowe/old school mystery story in the way it unfolded, even down to the stilted dialogue.  But DAMN were the women awesome in it.  Elisabeth Shue, a teenaged, maybe 20-year-old, Chloë Sevigny acting like she's in fucking HEAT = winner for the fappability award.

Body Heat and Kat Turner.  Yep, you read that shit right.  At that time, Kathleen Turner was not only gorgeous, she was a genuine sexpot.  Watch the sex scenes in that movie and tell me it doesn't spark something in you.

... and, finally for now because my girlfriend is due to call, I'm a little drunk on bloodwine AND I have business to tend to in the morning, I'll just mention one more of my all-time favorite sexy actresses:  Juliette Lewis.

Again, no, she isn't the most perfectly-formed woman in the world.  Giselle Bundchen (sp? ... close enough.  I don't think Tom Brady will want to fight me over it :D) and ilk will never quake in their expensive boots that Julie's natural form smokes their asses to the there-beyond.  

Then again, that is also part of Juliette's appeal to me.  She is UNIQUE, not a perfect cookie-cutter Playboy Playmate.  And for my money, a cute, very unique-looking woman can score orders of magnitude higher in the "sexy" department, particularly if said girl has an awesome personality to match.

Title: Re: Movies and tv shows you fapped to before porn
Post by: --- on January 21, 2014, 02:57:36 PM
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Body Heat and Kat Turner.  Yep, you read that shit right.  At that time, Kathleen Turner was not only gorgeous, she was a genuine sexpot.  Watch the sex scenes in that movie and tell me it doesn't spark something in you.
she was hot in that movie, a real fuckpuppet.
Title: Re: Movies and tv shows you fapped to before porn
Post by: bradistani on January 28, 2014, 09:59:50 AM
madonna. you quickly got your undies down when a madge video came on

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Title: Re: Movies and tv shows you fapped to before porn
Post by: hrspwr1 on January 28, 2014, 11:37:19 AM
USA up all night with Rhonda.  :P

 
Title: Re: Movies and tv shows you fapped to before porn
Post by: Novena on January 28, 2014, 12:17:36 PM
I cream because of Jeannie,

always climaxed when Dr. Bellows entered the scene.

p.s.: tried watching the British remake but due to avid Burqa usage it's not the same anymore

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"The Brass Bottle", came out a year before "I Dream of Jeannie."
Title: Re: Movies and tv shows you fapped to before porn
Post by: Tapeworm on January 28, 2014, 12:21:24 PM
Charlies Angels when I was very young and had just discovered fapping.

Erin Gray on Buck Rogers always made my pockets tight as well.

Still.  That Princess Ardala was wet & ready 24/7.
Title: Re: Movies and tv shows you fapped to before porn
Post by: MAXX on January 28, 2014, 01:21:11 PM
here's an odd one.

I had a vhs tape with a shitty movie called Double Dragon that had a young Alyssa Milano in it with a skimpy outfit.

Needless to say I broke that vhs rerunning some scenes in slo-mo like 100 times (was 12y or something)

thank god we had internet soon after
Title: Re: Movies and tv shows you fapped to before porn
Post by: MAXX on January 28, 2014, 01:30:23 PM
found a snap from the scene lol

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae107/photo_clown_1/am_002.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: Movies and tv shows you fapped to before porn
Post by: tu_holmes on January 28, 2014, 01:42:26 PM
Buck Rogers!

Wilma Dearing and Princess Ardala... I loved Ardala.

Title: Re: Movies and tv shows you fapped to before porn
Post by: tu_holmes on January 28, 2014, 01:54:13 PM
Would WRECK!!!

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Title: Re: Movies and tv shows you fapped to before porn
Post by: Simple Simon on January 28, 2014, 01:56:53 PM
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Title: Re: Movies and tv shows you fapped to before porn
Post by: Simple Simon on January 28, 2014, 01:57:30 PM
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Title: Re: Movies and tv shows you fapped to before porn
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Title: Re: Movies and tv shows you fapped to before porn
Post by: doriancutlerman on January 28, 2014, 02:20:45 PM
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OOOO!  Good one, Spike.  All four of those girls were hot.  For some reason, I can't help but to first gravitate toward the crazy girl, Fairuza Balk.  She chain-smokes, loves piercings and probably even has her pussy tattooed, but that toothy thing just looks like a great romp in the sack ;D

Another few shows I forgot:

"Hey, Dude!"  Young Christine Taylor ... *drools, wipes mouth and drools again*

"Gilmore Girls"  Yeah, I know.  But if you tightly gagged Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel's characters to keep them from yammering on at ten miles per second, they're both sooooo damned hot, I'm sure the effort would be worth it :)

Err ... what's the name of that thing?  Ah, yes:  "King of Queens."  Leah Remini might be a bitch but she is a hot piece of ass.  I'd also fuck the stuffing out of Nicole Sullivan.

There was another but I cannot remember now.  But I do recall that pedos (more accurately, ephebophiliacs) might find the movie "Ulee's Gold" most enticing.  A scene in it features a young Jessica Biel, her sister and mom being duct-tape bound to chairs -- only the bad guys don't stop there.  They also wind duct tape around Jessica's face as tight as they can unroll it, many times around her little head.  I'm a member of a local kink chapter and even in the most ambitious and weird demonstrations, we've never wrapped tape around a gal's head quite like that, LOL.  At least, not duct tape:  we didn't want to pull all of the model's hair out when we reversed the process!

For a modern-day Jessie Biel, check out that movie in which the fat dude from "King of Queens" and the Jewish actor from "50 First Dates" pretended to be a gay couple.  Biel's body was so hot in that.  From head to toe, she was almost A-plus PERFECT in my estimation.  

"That 70's Show" ain't a bad source of fappige, either.  Mila Kunis alone is salad toss worthy :)  But the deep-voiced redhead was also very sexy IMO, and before she became a victim of Heisenberg's meth, the Donna character was sweet as shit too.