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Basic instinct
Under siege
Saved by the bell
Baywatch
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Roseanne
:"man the harpoons"
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The hand that rocked the cradle
Roadhouse
E.T
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Hasn't porn always been around?
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Pumping Iron
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The hand that rocked the cradle
Roadhouse
E.T
Rebecca demornay got quite a few money shots and worn out VHS tapes from me
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Hasn't porn always been around?
Before readily available Internet porn, wasn't easy to source as an under 18 pre internet days.
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Nowhere to Run. Rosanna Arquette and Van Damme. The sex scene. Her boobies.
Other than that, the entertainment section of the Las Vegas phonebook was a goldmine in the early 90s.
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uk gladiators
Haha, the rapid fire wanks whenever jet and Ulrika came onscreen for split seconds
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Golden Girls.
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bodyheat. Kathleen Turner
scrambled Playboy channel...if you hit the TV's 'fine tuning' button enough it would turn black/white but give you about 70% stable image... ;D
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Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places
Pam Grier in Coffy
Kiana's Flex Appeal
Caligula, use to FFwd like a beast through this one.
Every friday or saturday, Joe Bob Briggs Drive in on the American TMC channel. They use to show tons of Andy Sidaris films which were little more than Penthouse Pets and Playmates getting naked and judo chopping people.
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Also a few mexican talkshows and an american talkshow called the Richard Bey Show.
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I had a collection of porn magazines under my bed from an early age.
Didnt have a vcr in my room till was about 16 so had to rely on magazines during those early years.
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bodyheat. Kathleen Turner
scrambled Playboy channel...if you hit the TV's 'fine tuning' button enough it would turn black/white but give you about 70% stable image... ;D
;D
The Spice Channel also. lol. Memories. Fucking little pervs.
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Pretty much every one :-\
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Kiana's Flex Appeal
Oh yeah.
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Kiana's Flex Appeal
Yes!
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Tia Carrera in Wayne's world and showdown in little Tokyo
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I cream because of Jeannie,
always climaxed when Dr. Bellows entered the scene.
p.s.: tried watching the British remake but due to avid Burqa usage it's not the same anymore
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Just remembered the old sky tv before it went digital and there were several german channells had soft porn on them late at night. Used to sneak downstairs and watch them on weekends.
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Just remembered the old sky tv before it went digital and there were several german channells had soft porn on them late at night. Used to sneak downstairs and watch them on weekends.
Yes I remember those, brought a girl in once it was on, she said put on some hardcore if we are going to watch porn.
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I cream because of Jeannie,
always climaxed when Dr. Bellows entered the scene.
p.s.: tried watching the British remake but due to avid Burqa usage it's not the same anymore
Top drawer post.
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Yes I remember those, brought a girl in once it was on, she said put on some hardcore if we are going to watch porn.
there was some weird shit on there also, i distinctly remember one scene where a farmer was standing there groaning with pleasure and acting like he was cumming in his dungarees while he was watching a fat woman milk a cow.
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there was some weird shit on there also, i distinctly remember one scene where a farmer was standing there groaning with pleasure and acting like he was cumming in his dungarees while he was watching a fat woman milk a cow.
Snuff films.
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Nr 6 :D
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Nr 6 :D
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jet was so fucking hot. I watched a few old gladiator reruns on challenge a few years back and dreamt she sat on my face and let me lick her asshole.
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Mary Tyler Moore...especially on the Dick Van Dyke show.
Gilligan's Island was a good one too
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Mary Tyler Moore...especially on the Dick Van Dyke show.
Gilligan's Island was a good one too
Ginger or Maryann?
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Betty Rubble
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The morning lady on the tv news, fired off some knuckle children to her a couple times.
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Beverly D'Angelo in Vacation
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Who's the boss = Alyssa Milano
VCR = softporn .. Shannon tweed & Shauna O Brien :P
almost forgot Lisa Boyle.. I like to play games ;D
great times....
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Ginger or Maryann?
Mary Ann...not that they didn't both contribute to my spank bank though. I jerked it to everything back then...then porn made me awful picky.
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Mary Ann...not that they didn't both contribute to my spank bank though. I jerked it to everything back then...then porn made me awful picky.
That's what most people say. I was always more into Ginger, though. She oozed sexy.
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Where do I begin?
I have cracked one off to just about everywhere and to everything with many different lubes.
My go to when I was a kid was the sex scene from Road House. Also used to crack off to the tv show Blossom.
Then when I got a little more creative I made a tape of different sex/nude scens from movies.
I also has a deck of nude playing cards. The chick who was oh the 8 of hearts really did it for me.
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Halloween II
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Benny hill show! ;D
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Benny hill show! ;D
They used to forget to edit out titties for the American audience. I remember it well.
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Beverly D'Angelo in Vacation
Love Beverly D'Angelo. :P
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Late night Cinemax. There was always something on like Emmanuelle.
Hardbodies
Hot Dog: The Movie (young Shannon Tweed)
Porky's (Miss Walker was hot)
And yes, I used to tape certain sex scenes from movies on the VCR and play them on a loop.
I used to spank it to Bo Derek a lot. Had Tarzan: The Ape Man and Bolero scenes on that VHS tape. Also, I had a Playboy that she posed for back in the day.
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Charlies Angels when I was very young and had just discovered fapping.
Erin Gray on Buck Rogers always made my pockets tight as well.
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the HomeShoppingNetwork and QVC. lol.. no shit.
From Dusk Till Dawn and Desparado.... salma hayek, duh.
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Erin Gray on Buck Rogers always made my pockets tight as well.
Forgot about her. Yeah, I cracked more than a few off to her. Fuck, before the Internet, I would fucking crack one off to a Sears catalog, no shit. There were some tight bodies modeling the bras.
What's a one-day fap record? I got to 8 once. By number 8, all that came out was white smoke.
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For that particular activity, this show was in a class by itself.
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Roots
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Baywatch....pamela anderson boobies......
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who is that bro?
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Body of Evidence.
Wild Orchid
Emanuele
Red Shoe Diaries
Ah good times. :D
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who is that bro?
I dont know but hot.
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Barnaby Jones
Matlock
Murder She Wrote
Ironside
(no homo)
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Barnaby Jones
Matlock
Murder She Wrote
Ironside
(no homo)
Great shows they were.
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Benny hill show! ;D
Was just gonna post the same thing,plus the hot gossip dancers on the kenny everett show.
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Sesame Street, something about putting my hand up a puppets ass just did it for me ;)
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Sesame Street, something about putting my hand up a puppets ass just did it for me ;)
Kinky bastard! LOL :D
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Was just gonna post the same thing,plus the hot gossip dancers on the kenny everett show.
Oh yeah,Benny Hill had some damn sexy chicks on his show.
I never beat off to them though.
::)
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Kinky bastard! LOL :D
Back at cha you Murder She Wrote whore ;D
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another "Ginger or Mary Ann" scenario for me was on WKRP . . . Loni Anderson vs Jan Smithers. choosing Loni perhaps is a no-brainer, but Bailey Quarters is a mighty fine girl next door type.
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Back at cha you Murder She Wrote whore ;D
Hey that old bag had a nice ass! :D
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Hey that old bag had a nice ass! :D
Do you fap to this ,Wes?
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Do you fap to this ,Wes?
REPEATEDLY...I just did in fact.....thanks for posting it up bro! ;)
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Halloween II
Good one
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In the 80's, it was 20 Minute Workout. Every kid was fapping to this on TV.
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i think it was golden eye with famke janssen having the fight/sex scene with pierce brosnan
I was :o as a kid
Famke Jansen was hotter than hell.
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Mr. Ed
;D ;D ;D
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Mr. Ed
;D ;D ;D
hahahaha my back up show hahaha
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uk gladiators
Ahhh Jet...
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Hey that old bag had a nice ass! :D
IMHO, Joyce Dewitt had the best ass in the history of television:
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The Brady Bunch...I now can't play Tic Tac Toe without shooting a load into the center square...That Alice was a hot piece of ass...
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tonya knight - american gladiators
she was awesome and beautiful
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i regularly stroked the rod to Threes Company and i stroked it super hard and fast to Elvira "the mistress of the dark"..thought she was so hot with her long legs and juicy titts..i didnt care much for the horror movies though..i remember once i was so turned on i shot a load on my tv screen and rubbed the head of my dork on the tv till i went limp.
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....i remember once i was so turned on i shot a load on my tv screen and rubbed the head of my dork on the tv till i went limp.
Was this a Freudian slip?
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Was this a Freudian slip?
Dork also means penis, hope this helps.
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Dork also means penis, hope this helps.
Well, haven't heard this nickname for a penis before now. I never understood why one little body part should have so many nicknames.
-Looked it up and it is a term sometimes used for a whale's penis. The blue whale has the largest penis of any living animal.[1] It is commonly cited as having an average penis length of 8 feet (2.4 m) to 10 feet (3.0 m) and a girth of 12 inches (300 mm) to 14 inches (360 mm). Talk about doing some heavy lifting. One would need a wheelbarrow or a truck to cart a penis this huge around, unless they were a Blue Whale. ;D
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Risky Business
The sex scene in Disclosure
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Last night I cracked one off to the movie Precious.
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Last night I cracked one off to the movie Precious.
You should give a shot to Jacob's Ladder. Make sure you have a mop and bucket handy.
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IMHO, Joyce Dewitt had the best ass in the history of television:
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Here ya go...
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sweet valley high
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Crying game and Deliverance.
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Nancy was dirty skank that prob liked backdoor action and cleaned the plate when she was finished :o
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lingerie section of the sears or kmart ads
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None. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 1977. A very ripe Christie Brinkley, and another hottie whose name escapes me.
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Nowhere to Run. Rosanna Arquette and Van Damme. The sex scene. Her boobies.
Didn't he claim to be from Quebec in that movie? I'm thinking it co-starred the pervy guy from "Silence of the Lambs," who was also a great mush-mouthed 'tard in "The Hills Have Eyes" remake. I especially liked when he was set on fire :D
Rosanna was cute in that movie but very, very skinny; not surprising, really, since she's a chain-smoker and known anorexic (unlike her cute younger sister, who chain-smokes but was always baby-fattish even before she got downright fat for that stupid ghost show). I definitely don't remember her tits being anything to write home about :?:
But to speak to the thread in general ...
Television:
Clarissa Explains It All (hey, she's a little older than me; it was cool then)
Saved By the Bell (Leah Remini, Lark Voorhies, the curly-headed bitch from the stripper movie, Tiffany-Ann Thiessen ... what's not fappable to that ensemble?)
Scarecrow and Mrs. King. When I was six, I thought Kate Jackson was nuclear hot.
Northern Exposure. The barmaid and pilot were both cute as hell. Later, when Teri Polo came on there ... ooo. Fapfapfapfap^2.
Dr. Who when Billie Piper was the Doctor's "helper." I know a screenplay writer, Peter Briggs, who tried to fuck her just to piss off her ex :)
Some HBO "Life Stories" show that starred the Ally McBeal chick as an anorexic/bulemic high-schooler. She was hot as hell in that.
Survivor season 2. Elisabeth Filarski -- 'nuff said. I don't care how liberal some of you are; if people here say they wouldn't fuck her like there's no tomorrow, you either have extremely poor taste in pussy, are fags or just lying to yourselves. (Hey, I'm a moderate and I'd knock the bottom out of ultra-lib chicks like Scarlett Johannsen and Eva Longoria given a chance.)
Game of Thrones. The Khaleesi, Queen Cersei and even that redheaded wildling are riveting, sizzling and hot respectively. And some of the Khaleesi's handmaidens, like the one played by Roxanne McKee ... *drools uncontrollably*
And let me be among the first to say that Maisie Williams, who portrays Arya Stark, is going to grow up to be a very sexy woman. She's already approaching her 17th birthday. I call her the second coming of Emma Watson.
Movies:
That John Wu movie with Christian Slater and John Travolta. Something-Arrow that I'm too lazy to look up at IMDB right now. Samantha Mathis was delectable in that flick. I'd lick her cervix dry if I could.
Sucker Punch. Rocket, Sweet Pea, Baby Doll ... I'd die a happy man if smothered by any one of their vaginas :)
The Mummy. Rachel whoever never looked better.
The Devil Wears Prada. I love, love, LOVE Anne Hathaway -- and the bitchy Brit, Emily Blunt's character, was tasty herself.
About anything with Rachel McAdams or Jennifer Aniston, especially comedies like Wedding Crashers and The Break-Up. Both are fine pieces of ass in my book.
' ' ' ' with Julianna Margulies or Maura Tierney. Maura has that girl-next-door appeal, at least for me. She's not a complete knockout but I think she's really sexy.
Chelsea Handler's Show. Oops, that belongs in the TV category, but I don't care. I'd love to take Chelsea up the Hershey Highway. Sarah Silverman, too.
Resident Evil 2, or whatever it was called. Sienna Guillory as a cigarette-smoking Jill Valentine (what can I say? I like bad girls, and girls who smoke, poke, motherfuckers) outshone even Milla Jovovich.
The later Harry Potter movies for Emma Watson, Helena Bonham Carter and Bonnie Wright. HBC didn't look her best in this film, of course -- she was by far her sexiest in Fight Club -- but she's still imminently fuckable, and both of the girls are cute as all get-out.
Universal Soldier. Ally Walker. 'Nuff said and, if not, look her sweet ass up. She was AMAZING and probably still is if you're into GMILF-types :)
Mid/late 1980s movies with Maria Conchita Alonso; e.g., The Running Game and Extreme Prejudice. And Maria still looks damned good to me, FTLTIIW.
Chasing Papi. Insofar as I am aware, that movie was the first time Sofia Vergara entered the North America's collective consciousness. And I'm proud to say I was fapping to the idea of her a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time before she starred in any shitty laughtrack-ridden U.S. sitcoms ... not that I still wouldn't watch such a show to appreciate such a supremely fine, perfectly crafted, gorgeous pussy goddess.
There was some really cheesy movie with Dolph Lundgren and a gorgeous soap star, Kristian Alfonso I think (?), in which she was so fappablistic it wasn't even funny. I think it was called One Man Army but, again, I refuse to consult IMDB right now >:{
That made for HBO movie with "lesbians" played by, among others, Michelle Williams and Chloë Sevigny ... their lesbo sex scene was, IMNSHO, one of the best on film -- at least, that I have seen. It truly, really, honestly seemed REAL.
Chloë Sevigny in her earlier years was smoldering in many of her roles, like Palmetto. The movie itself was a rather clumsy, even hamfisted effort at imitating a Phillip Marlowe/old school mystery story in the way it unfolded, even down to the stilted dialogue. But DAMN were the women awesome in it. Elisabeth Shue, a teenaged, maybe 20-year-old, Chloë Sevigny acting like she's in fucking HEAT = winner for the fappability award.
Body Heat and Kat Turner. Yep, you read that shit right. At that time, Kathleen Turner was not only gorgeous, she was a genuine sexpot. Watch the sex scenes in that movie and tell me it doesn't spark something in you.
... and, finally for now because my girlfriend is due to call, I'm a little drunk on bloodwine AND I have business to tend to in the morning, I'll just mention one more of my all-time favorite sexy actresses: Juliette Lewis.
Again, no, she isn't the most perfectly-formed woman in the world. Giselle Bundchen (sp? ... close enough. I don't think Tom Brady will want to fight me over it :D) and ilk will never quake in their expensive boots that Julie's natural form smokes their asses to the there-beyond.
Then again, that is also part of Juliette's appeal to me. She is UNIQUE, not a perfect cookie-cutter Playboy Playmate. And for my money, a cute, very unique-looking woman can score orders of magnitude higher in the "sexy" department, particularly if said girl has an awesome personality to match.
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Body Heat and Kat Turner. Yep, you read that shit right. At that time, Kathleen Turner was not only gorgeous, she was a genuine sexpot. Watch the sex scenes in that movie and tell me it doesn't spark something in you.
she was hot in that movie, a real fuckpuppet.
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madonna. you quickly got your undies down when a madge video came on
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USA up all night with Rhonda. :P
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I cream because of Jeannie,
always climaxed when Dr. Bellows entered the scene.
p.s.: tried watching the British remake but due to avid Burqa usage it's not the same anymore
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"The Brass Bottle", came out a year before "I Dream of Jeannie."
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Charlies Angels when I was very young and had just discovered fapping.
Erin Gray on Buck Rogers always made my pockets tight as well.
Still. That Princess Ardala was wet & ready 24/7.
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here's an odd one.
I had a vhs tape with a shitty movie called Double Dragon that had a young Alyssa Milano in it with a skimpy outfit.
Needless to say I broke that vhs rerunning some scenes in slo-mo like 100 times (was 12y or something)
thank god we had internet soon after
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found a snap from the scene lol
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;D
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Buck Rogers!
Wilma Dearing and Princess Ardala... I loved Ardala.
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Would WRECK!!!
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OOOO! Good one, Spike. All four of those girls were hot. For some reason, I can't help but to first gravitate toward the crazy girl, Fairuza Balk. She chain-smokes, loves piercings and probably even has her pussy tattooed, but that toothy thing just looks like a great romp in the sack ;D
Another few shows I forgot:
"Hey, Dude!" Young Christine Taylor ... *drools, wipes mouth and drools again*
"Gilmore Girls" Yeah, I know. But if you tightly gagged Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel's characters to keep them from yammering on at ten miles per second, they're both sooooo damned hot, I'm sure the effort would be worth it :)
Err ... what's the name of that thing? Ah, yes: "King of Queens." Leah Remini might be a bitch but she is a hot piece of ass. I'd also fuck the stuffing out of Nicole Sullivan.
There was another but I cannot remember now. But I do recall that pedos (more accurately, ephebophiliacs) might find the movie "Ulee's Gold" most enticing. A scene in it features a young Jessica Biel, her sister and mom being duct-tape bound to chairs -- only the bad guys don't stop there. They also wind duct tape around Jessica's face as tight as they can unroll it, many times around her little head. I'm a member of a local kink chapter and even in the most ambitious and weird demonstrations, we've never wrapped tape around a gal's head quite like that, LOL. At least, not duct tape: we didn't want to pull all of the model's hair out when we reversed the process!
For a modern-day Jessie Biel, check out that movie in which the fat dude from "King of Queens" and the Jewish actor from "50 First Dates" pretended to be a gay couple. Biel's body was so hot in that. From head to toe, she was almost A-plus PERFECT in my estimation.
"That 70's Show" ain't a bad source of fappige, either. Mila Kunis alone is salad toss worthy :) But the deep-voiced redhead was also very sexy IMO, and before she became a victim of Heisenberg's meth, the Donna character was sweet as shit too.