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Title: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: sarcasm on January 11, 2006, 07:52:44 AM
there's a new Muscletech ad for Leukic and its got a picture of Johnnie Jackson and the caption under it says, "with the help of Leukic the World's Strongest Bodybuilder Johnnie Jacson will deadlift 1,000 pounds, that's right half a ton" hahahahahaha.
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: Mars on January 11, 2006, 07:54:15 AM
Maybe it's good stuff.
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: HICKSON on January 11, 2006, 08:00:16 AM
there's a new Muscletech ad for Leukic and its got a picture of Johnnie Jackson and the caption under it says, "with the help of Leukic the World's Strongest Bodybuilder Johnnie Jacson will deadlift 1,000 pounds, that's right half a ton" hahahahahaha.

2240lbs and half of that is 1000lbs  ??? 

glad I don't have stock in that company
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on January 11, 2006, 08:12:27 AM
I can deadlift 1000lbs to. If I'm underwater
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: blazer000 on January 11, 2006, 08:17:47 AM
no you can't
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on January 11, 2006, 08:22:37 AM
no you can't


you think? i don't know the ratio really. I'll leave that up to a geek like BeyondVagina
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: brianX on January 11, 2006, 08:43:19 AM
Maybe if you were on the Moon. hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on January 11, 2006, 08:48:37 AM
I think NASA would frown on an astronaut hauling 1000lbs of plates on a shuttle to the moon
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: blazer000 on January 11, 2006, 09:05:59 AM
alright broadstreet, you seem like a cool guy, so i will play the geek for you, well half a geek, cuz im not gonna do the full calculation

ok, you were probably basing your claim upon how much a person weighs in water
take a 100lb person, which is about 2/3 water, roughly
the density of water is 1.0 g/ml, which would make that person about 33lb , pretty light, and would make a 1000 person a bit over 300 lb, which im a sure you could rep out no problem

iron, which is what most weights are made of, on the other hand, is 7.87 g/ml dense
almost 8 times more than 2/3 of our weight
now, if you take 1000 lb of iron, under water, like i said, im not gonna do the full calculation, but the weight would be well over 700lb probably closer to 800.
so
unless ur branch warren, because we all know that branch warren is so badass that he's never had to pay taxes, all he does is send in a blank form with a picture of him flexing, most getbiggers can't DL 700 lb

thanks bro
not a geek
i promise
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: WiseGuy on January 11, 2006, 09:07:46 AM
there's a new Muscletech ad for Leukic and its got a picture of Johnnie Jackson and the caption under it says, "with the help of Leukic the World's Strongest Bodybuilder Johnnie Jacson will deadlift 1,000 pounds, that's right half a ton" hahahahahaha.


tell you what I wish they would bring back the show of strength with a strong man part that only the pro bodybuilders could enter....simple:

1. bench
2. squat
3. dead

and give a huge cash prize....

 >:(
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on January 11, 2006, 09:12:53 AM
hmmm, well then I could definitely deadlift ManOfSteels mom, she's around 500lbs
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: Man of Steel on January 11, 2006, 09:21:17 AM
hmmm, well then I could definitely deadlift ManOfSteels mom, she's around 500lbs

You couldn't deadlift 500lbs even if you had Sarcasmars help.



MOS
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on January 11, 2006, 09:45:55 AM
You couldn't deadlift 500lbs even if you had Sarcasmars help.



MOS

In water you dope
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: Slick Vic on January 11, 2006, 09:46:55 AM
Maybe it's good stuff.
Well of course. This is MuscleTech we're talkin' here.  ::)
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: Disgusted on January 11, 2006, 06:03:19 PM
so
unless ur branch warren, because we all know that branch warren is so badass that he's never had to pay taxes, all he does is send in a blank form with a picture of him flexing, most getbiggers can't DL 700 lb


LMAO That was good.
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: phyxsius on January 12, 2006, 04:13:30 AM
at least Johnnie doesn't looked like porky pig Gene
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: Daddison on January 12, 2006, 05:42:52 AM
2240lbs and half of that is 1000lbs  ??? 

glad I don't have stock in that company

1 ton = 2000 pounds
1 METRIC ton = 2204.6 pounds
?????? = 2240 pounds

Fact-checking is your friend.
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: dzulboy on January 12, 2006, 08:26:28 PM
1 ton = 2000 pounds
1 METRIC ton = 2204.6 pounds
?????? = 2240 pounds

Fact-checking is your friend.

wow i thought i was the only one who noticed
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on November 11, 2007, 12:11:15 PM
2 years later, this ad is still accurate.
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: DK II on November 11, 2007, 12:13:23 PM
2 years later, this ad is still accurate.

gravedigger!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: Bluto on November 11, 2007, 12:13:32 PM
haha fuck off

you made me read the whole thread before i realized it was bumped  ;D
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: The Squadfather on November 11, 2007, 12:14:08 PM
haha fuck off

you made me read the whole thread before i realized it was bumped  ;D
hahahaha, what is with these guys bumping 2 year old theads? ;D
Title: Re: Funny ad in new Flex
Post by: Bluto on November 11, 2007, 12:19:38 PM
hahahaha, what is with these guys bumping 2 year old theads? ;D

sometimes it can be funny though i suggest we do that from time to time when it's slow on here haha