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Title: Have you ever been horny...
Post by: Wiggs on February 06, 2014, 03:39:02 PM
and wanted to call a girl you know you could easily bang, but because of some imperfection(s) it really depends on your level of hornieness whether you'll be able to deal with those imperfections. You dig deep and muster up the courage to jerk off and are even more satisfied you didn't have to put in the effort and patience required to deal with all those imperfections., Yay, you don't have to deal with that instant feeling of regret, emptiness and depending on the woman, shame after orgasm. Yay for no escape plans either. It feels good man.
Title: Re: Have you ever been horny...
Post by: Rascal full on February 06, 2014, 03:45:20 PM
Lol unfortunately the effects of said 'wank' don't last very long and you are left very soon after contemplating that pain in the ass booty call.
Title: Re: Have you ever been horny...
Post by: Wiggs on February 06, 2014, 03:48:31 PM
Lol unfortunately the effects of said 'wank' don't last very long and you are left very soon after contemplating that pain in the ass booty call.

Yes, I thought the same thing. I don't know how much longer I'll be able to hold 'em off, General Mustfuck wants to play. But so, much, talking. Too, many, words...
Title: Re: Have you ever been horny...
Post by: Henda on February 06, 2014, 03:50:30 PM
I dont worry about 'imperfections'
If im sober as long as she isnt that id fuck the shit out of it.
Drunk even fat obese whores are carefully considered.
Title: Re: Have you ever been horny...
Post by: Rascal full on February 06, 2014, 03:52:45 PM
Yes, I thought the same thing. I don't know how much longer I'll be able to hold 'em off, General Mustfuck wants to play.

Which one you gonna call brother? What issues does she have and how you gonna get round them?

I dont worry about 'imperfections'
If im sober as long as she isnt that id fuck the shit out of it.
Drunk even fat obese whores are carefully considered.

You ever fucked an obese chick? I have fucked some overweight girls but none obese so far!
Title: Re: Have you ever been horny...
Post by: bears on February 06, 2014, 03:56:50 PM
and wanted to call a girl you know you could easily bang, but because of some imperfection(s) it really depends on your level of hornieness whether you'll be able to deal with those imperfections. You dig deep and muster up the courage to jerk off and are even more satisfied you didn't have to put in the effort and patience required to deal with all those imperfections., Yay, you don't have to deal with that instant feeling of regret, emptiness and depending on the woman, shame after orgasm. Yay for no escape plans either. It feels good man.

you'll absolutely hate her and want her to die 3 seconds after you dump your load.  don't do it.
Title: Re: Have you ever been horny...
Post by: Henda on February 06, 2014, 03:57:35 PM
Which one you gonna call brother? What issues does she have and how you gonna get round them?

You ever fucked an obese chick? I have fucked some overweight girls but none obese so far!

never really an obese one,but some pretty fat ones (still roughly resemble shape of a womans body just a lot bigger but havent turned completley round yet is best way i can describe size) and a lot of ugly ones.
Title: Re: Have you ever been horny...
Post by: Wiggs on February 06, 2014, 03:59:24 PM
you'll absolutely hate her and want her to die 3 seconds after you dump your load.  don't do it.

Yeah it's happened before. I get rude and my answers get short. I feel like such a piece of shit when it happens but the sex is mindblowing so it depends on how much of a slave I am to my desires.
Title: Re: Have you ever been horny...
Post by: Wiggs on February 06, 2014, 04:02:21 PM
Which one you gonna call brother? What issues does she have and how you gonna get round them?

You ever fucked an obese chick? I have fucked some overweight girls but none obese so far!

I'm not going to discuss her issues, let me assure you it's all mental though. I have a short leash for ignorance and stupidity in the otherwise assumed "normal". Yes, I have but never will again and I'd rather not recall the experiences.
Title: Re: Have you ever been horny...
Post by: Wiggs on February 06, 2014, 04:03:49 PM
I dont worry about 'imperfections'
If im sober as long as she isnt that id fuck the shit out of it.
Drunk even fat obese whores are carefully considered.

What a lovely world aint it?
Title: Re: Have you ever been horny...
Post by: Wiggs on February 06, 2014, 04:08:43 PM
Who knew security guards got so much action?

I will redefine what it is to do security. People will be flocking to the field to learn my principles and teachings.
Title: Re: Have you ever been horny...
Post by: Royalty on February 06, 2014, 04:11:48 PM
Wiggs delete her #

Hold off and find somebody better. Somebody that you want to spend time with.
Title: Re: Have you ever been horny...
Post by: the trainer on February 06, 2014, 04:16:25 PM
I have being horny in the past and fucked a nasty bitch and after i came i felt disgusted now if i am not fucking a girl that i am attracted to then i would prefer to jerk off.
Title: Re: Have you ever been horny...
Post by: Wiggs on February 06, 2014, 04:17:28 PM
btw the security field will be a very important one in the future. With all this NSA, cameras everywhere and police state environment, jobs in security will thrive. I will elevate very fast because of my 10 year AF background and education. I guarantee this. I have all the tangibles on paper. I'm just new and need to do some time. Which is fine.
Title: Re: Have you ever been horny...
Post by: Primemuscle on February 06, 2014, 04:47:53 PM
and wanted to call a girl you know you could easily bang, but because of some imperfection(s) it really depends on your level of hornieness whether you'll be able to deal with those imperfections. You dig deep and muster up the courage to jerk off and are even more satisfied you didn't have to put in the effort and patience required to deal with all those imperfections., Yay, you don't have to deal with that instant feeling of regret, emptiness and depending on the woman, shame after orgasm. Yay for no escape plans either. It feels good man.

Keep this in mind; she isn't the only one with imperfections. Chances are that you are far from perfect yourself. Are you one of those characters who waits until closing time before deciding who to go home with and usually ends up going home alone?
Title: Re: Have you ever been horny...
Post by: Rascal full on February 06, 2014, 04:56:06 PM
btw the security field will be a very important one in the future. With all this NSA, cameras everywhere and police state environment, jobs in security will thrive. I will elevate very fast because of my 10 year AF background and education. I guarantee this. I have all the tangibles on paper. I'm just new and need to do some time. Which is fine.

Infiltrating this nefarious industry to bring it down from the inside? Respect!
Title: Re: Have you ever been horny...
Post by: Red Hook on February 06, 2014, 05:03:25 PM
and wanted to call a girl you know you could easily bang, but because of some imperfection(s) it really depends on your level of hornieness whether you'll be able to deal with those imperfections. You dig deep and muster up the courage to jerk off and are even more satisfied you didn't have to put in the effort and patience required to deal with all those imperfections., Yay, you don't have to deal with that instant feeling of regret, emptiness and depending on the woman, shame after orgasm. Yay for no escape plans either. It feels good man.


Oddly enough I feel that exact way a lot:

there is this one girl that talks too freaking much, I dread hearing her voice. The thought of hearing her voice is not worth having sex with her.
another girl wants to spend the entire night, whereas I would be happy if she left immediately after sex

Title: Re: Have you ever been horny...
Post by: AbrahamG on February 06, 2014, 05:07:49 PM
Too lazy to leave the house these days.  Just crack one off to pornhub or tube8 and beddy bye!  But yes, I've banged "clinically" obese chicks before.  But in my defense, they had tits bigger than their bellies, didn't smoke and shaved and cleansed their fat pussy's.
Title: Re: Have you ever been horny...
Post by: thebrink on February 06, 2014, 06:36:42 PM
quit jerking off so often. you will then ignore imperfections lure her in and fuck her in the ear.