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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: BAST on February 13, 2014, 08:54:41 AM
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funny video, which one are you?
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funny shit. ;D
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lol
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They forgot a few.
The Shadowboxer - twerps that stand around in between sets throwing hands in slo-mo like they are filming an intro video for UFC
The Stinky Guy - the dude that reeks of BO so bad that he leaves a cloud fume in his wake that doesn't disperse for 3 minutes after he passes
The Thousand Yard Stare Guy - dude that stands there staring off into space all the time. The wheel is turning.. but the hamster is dead
The Spazztastic Guy - dude that stands there - with no headphones - but still bobs and nods his head nonstop to a sound track only he can hear in his head
The Baller - the dude that spends more $$ on matching workout clothes, including shoes and head bands in a week than his membership costs in a year
The Bang Bros - they surround the pec dec like it's a ho at a gang bang before running off as a pack to do curls in the squat rack
The Two Face Bitch - dresses in provocative clothing, scantily clad and then bitches non stop about people looking at her
The Has Been - 40+ years old still reliving his high school glory years where he actually got to play a full quarter in a football game before the coach pulled him
Long Tooth - perma juicer. Dude juiced his whole life, never competed, never dieted, bald, skin is perma red all over, yellow teeth and still doing 1/8th reps on the leg press
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also the dude that works out with real sloppy form n trys to tell everybody how to do the exercises correctly
the 70 yr old broads who dress up real sexy with tons of makeup
the fat 500 lb bencher who will stay on the bench for 2 hrs waiting for someone to tell him how strong n great he is
the arm dudes,all they ever do is train bis n tris n nothing else
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my favorite character, the "rage monster" is in this video too:
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We've got the "old naked guy" in our gym.
Also the "treadmill sprinter"
Also our "sauna suit guy" doubles up as the "sweaty guy".
The Spazztastic Guy - dude that stands there - with no headphones - but still bobs and nods his head nonstop to a sound track only he can hear in his head
We've got the opposite to this - we've got a guy who wears expensive headphones with literally nothing attached to them - no Ipod, music player, nothing. Just the headphones as a fashion accessory.
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We've got the "old naked guy" in our gym.
Also the "treadmill sprinter"
Also our "sauna suit guy" doubles up as the "sweaty guy".
We've got the opposite to this - we've got a guy who wears expensive headphones with literally nothing attached to them - no Ipod, music player, nothing. Just the headphones as a fashion accessory.
Uggghhhh.... Seriously, I would just snap.
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Uggghhhh.... Seriously, I would just snap.
Yep, more often than not these days I just walk round the gym with a disgusted look on my face.
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I'm not in a position to watch the video, but is "the grunter" in there? The dude who is ripped twink in a wife beater while grunting angrily with 115 on the incline bench?
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I am:
The One Gallon Water Guy
The Treadmill Sprinter
The Screamer
The Hunter Gatherer
Mirror Magnet
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Mayor of Bodybuilding sighting at 2:33.
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The Thousand Yard Stare Guy - dude that stands there staring off into space all the time. The wheel is turning.. but the hamster is dead
Some people do their best thinking during their recreational activities.
The Spazztastic Guy - dude that stands there - with no headphones - but still bobs and nods his head nonstop to a sound track only he can hear in his head
There are those individuals who can play entire recordings in their head without benefit of playback gear. One I know has a lot of phonograph records and he mimes placing the needle on the record at the start of every workout.
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They forgot a few.
The Shadowboxer - twerps that stand around in between sets throwing hands in slo-mo like they are filming an intro video for UFC
The Stinky Guy - the dude that reeks of BO so bad that he leaves a cloud fume in his wake that doesn't disperse for 3 minutes after he passes
The Thousand Yard Stare Guy - dude that stands there staring off into space all the time. The wheel is turning.. but the hamster is dead
The Spazztastic Guy - dude that stands there - with no headphones - but still bobs and nods his head nonstop to a sound track only he can hear in his head
The Baller - the dude that spends more $$ on matching workout clothes, including shoes and head bands in a week than his membership costs in a year
The Bang Bros - they surround the pec dec like it's a ho at a gang bang before running off as a pack to do curls in the squat rack
The Two Face Bitch - dresses in provocative clothing, scantily clad and then bitches non stop about people looking at her
The Has Been - 40+ years old still reliving his high school glory years where he actually got to play a full quarter in a football game before the coach pulled him
Long Tooth - perma juicer. Dude juiced his whole life, never competed, never dieted, bald, skin is perma red all over, yellow teeth and still doing 1/8th reps on the leg press
im this dude for sure. i figure out all of my lifes greatest mystery in between curling the pink 5's and doing one man wood chops on the free motion cable machine
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The Thousand Yard Stare Guy - dude that stands there staring off into space all the time. The wheel is turning.. but the hamster is dead
;D
Guilty here.
I think I've hit my head a few to many times.
Tom
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;D
Guilty here.
I think I've hit my head a few to many times.
Tom
more like peter-gazing, "Tom"
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Guilty of being The Singer sometimes. ;D
When I get in the rhythm with supersets i can't help but sing.
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Guilty of being The Singer sometimes. ;D
When I get in the rhythm with supersets i can't help but sing.
those powelifting-esque supersets, right, champ?
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Lots of pacers in my gym... myself included. In between sets we walk in small circles, around equipment, or back and forth in a line. Not sure if it's a prison thing or an animal thing ....
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the wearing a hoodie/sweatshirt and track pants guy who once he has an upper body pump takes off his bulky top in favour of his string tank top underneath haha.
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the wearing a hoodie/sweatshirt and track pants guy who once he has an upper body pump takes off his bulky top in favour of his string tank top underneath haha.
gotta really warm the joins up and put some blood in the muscle, right?
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Guilty of being The Singer sometimes. ;D
When I get in the rhythm with supersets i can't help but sing.
Are you channeling Glenn Gould?
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The Youtuber: medium build guy who takes notes in bewteen sets, which you think are a meticulous lifting log, but are actually ideas for his next big youtube production entitled 'Gym Stereotypes' or 'Douchebags at the Gym' oh brother