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Title: Titus turns 41 - born: Jan. 14, 1965
Post by: Cool Black Clyde on January 13, 2006, 11:43:38 AM

born: Jan. 14, 1965

I wonder how he'll celebrate in jail.

Title: Re: Titus turns 41
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 13, 2006, 11:54:42 AM

thinking about the next 35 years of his life to be served behind bars

Title: Re: Titus turns 41
Post by: onlyme on January 13, 2006, 12:34:49 PM

Maybe someone will give him a cakewith a file in it.  And I'm sure the guards are arranging a Birthday blowjob for him or vice versa

Title: Re: Titus turns 41 - born: Jan. 14, 1965
Post by: stuntmovie on January 13, 2006, 03:14:20 PM

I don't think they really do that in jail anymore, but I do know for a fact that the inmates do get drugs/roids/etc from the guards or else smuggeled in somehow by other means.

A while back, it was just a simple of stuffing stuff in a tennis ball and throwing it over the courtyard fence.

Title: Re: Titus turns 41 - born: Jan. 14, 1965
Post by: LatsMcGee on January 14, 2006, 08:08:51 AM

Awesome,  as soon as Craig loses his deal with Pinnacle he gets one with the AARP.  He is Even Steven!

Title: Re: Titus turns 41 - born: Jan. 14, 1965
Post by: PumpMeUp on January 14, 2006, 08:53:17 AM

Happy Birthday Craig! I love you. Don't go down without a fight. Hope to visit you in jail when you get back to Vegas.  If you need a cellmate call me.

Love ya big guy,

PumpMeUp

Title: Re: Titus turns 41 - born: Jan. 14, 1965
Post by: NYC Rex on January 14, 2006, 10:37:06 AM

And to think, according to Craig, at this time last month he was only 38.   ::)   I wonder if the prosecution will use his lying about his age to prove you can't believe him.

Title: Re: Titus turns 41 - born: Jan. 14, 1965
Post by: onlyme on January 14, 2006, 01:27:49 PM

Happy Birthday to you
you live in a prison
Happy Birthday to you
soon you'll be suckin the jizzim

Title: Re: Titus turns 41 - born: Jan. 14, 1965
Post by: Saskbb on January 14, 2006, 03:58:24 PM

I bet Titus wants a Bb cake with a file!

Title: Re: Titus turns 41 - born: Jan. 14, 1965
Post by: Karl Kox on January 15, 2006, 11:33:17 PM

HAPPY B-DAY CRAIG !

maybe he got a present from his new friend skidmark