Has she ever wrote one for you?
If blessings were raindrops
If blessings were raindrops
And sunlight grace,
Then you are God's rainbow.
If sunset is the sky's last symphony,
You are the scarlet, sapphire calm.
If beauty is concealed upon unseen plains,
Then your eyes are the wild,
And if loved ones are expressions,
You are my smile,
And I would spend my last treasure
To keep your voice,
Where I could always hear you.
beautiful
I think she has?Doesnt even rhyme, she needs taking to task for that effort.
Last week I came back from the gym and she wrote me a short one on the back a scrap piece of paper that was called "Take the fucking rubbish out you lazy bastard"
Love is grand and in the end all that really matters in this world. I'm glad you appreciate your wife the way you do
True man.
You know when it really comes down to it all, and my worst fears were realised i.e. impending nuclear attack/tsunami/certain death/missed anabolic window - all that I would care about it just grabbing hold of my wife and children and telling them how much I care about them before we all go.
Doesnt even rhyme, she needs taking to task for that effort.
QFT!
You see a huge tsunami rolling towards the house and you got 20 seconds max left, your probably not going to pick up your gucci loafers and give them one last polish lol
I might make a protein drink on my way out. Tsunamis are extremely catabolic. ;D
(http://callmemacy.edublogs.org/files/2012/12/2romeo__juliet_balcony-papjan.jpg)
I've reported this to Ron, no posting pictures of familyThats not your wife, she isnt in the kitchen.
Hahaha ;D
How much waxy maize would you add, considering the blood will be drawn away from your stomach so it can leak out through the tree wounds on your head lol
Thats not your wife, she isnt in the kitchen.
I think she has?
Last week I came back from the gym and she wrote me a short one on the back a scrap piece of paper that was called "Take the fucking rubbish out you lazy bastard"
If blessings were raindrops
If blessings were raindrops
And sunlight grace,
Then you are God's rainbow.
If sunset is the sky's last symphony,
You are the scarlet, sapphire calm.
If beauty is concealed upon unseen plains,
Then your eyes are the wild,
And if loved ones are expressions,
You are my smile,
And I would spend my last treasure
To keep your voice,
Where I could always hear you.
Some good replies so far gentlemen, I only posted this for a nice change from the usual ;)
That was the gayest thing I have ever read. Why don't you just get a t-shirt printed stating "I am only heterosexual because I have succesfully fully repressed my homosexuality"
Haha ok, "kiwiol". ::)
Don't worry bitterkul i've written one for you as well:
The Pitbull
Ahhhhhhh get it off, get it off me!!!!
Somebody help meeeeee ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Help me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calm down monster_guysex
Roses are red
violets are blue
stop stealing your neighbors Audi
before he kills you
Hahaha ;D
I didn't steal it, I just borrowed the keys, and hung out of my bathroom window to take the picture at the right angle, all property was returned safely at the end of peak posting times ;D
roses are red violets a blue
calvin is an oompa loompa
and lives in a shoe
If blessings were raindropsDid you have your period when you wrote that?
If blessings were raindrops
And sunlight grace,
Then you are God's rainbow.
If sunset is the sky's last symphony,
You are the scarlet, sapphire calm.
If beauty is concealed upon unseen plains,
Then your eyes are the wild,
And if loved ones are expressions,
You are my smile,
And I would spend my last treasure
To keep your voice,
Where I could always hear you.
Don't worry bitterkul i've written one for you as well:(http://s4.postimg.org/r9rn7726x/pup.jpg)
The Pitbull
Ahhhhhhh get it off, get it off me!!!!
Somebody help meeeeee ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Help me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roses are red
and violets are blue
Bigmc is fat
and when he eats it's like feeding time at the zoo
I think she has?:D
Last week I came back from the gym and she wrote me a short one on the back a scrap piece of paper that was called "Take the fucking rubbish out you lazy bastard"
If blessings were raindropsI wish I was this poem.
If blessings were raindrops
And sunlight grace,
Then you are God's rainbow.
If sunset is the sky's last symphony,
You are the scarlet, sapphire calm.
If beauty is concealed upon unseen plains,
Then your eyes are the wild,
And if loved ones are expressions,
You are my smile,
And I would spend my last treasure
To keep your voice,
Where I could always hear you.
;D
roses are red violets are blue
when your lawn is unmown
no one can see you
If blessings were raindrops
If blessings were raindrops
And sunlight grace,
Then you are God's rainbow.
If sunset is the sky's last symphony,
You are the scarlet, sapphire calm.
If beauty is concealed upon unseen plains,
Then your eyes are the wild,
And if loved ones are expressions,
You are my smile,
And I would spend my last treasure
To keep your voice,
Where I could always hear you.
;D
Roses are red
violets are blue
on Bigmc's diet he eats so many Bigmacs
he's a step away from a heat attack
roses are red violets are cool
when calvin goes to a bar
he has to stand on a stool
Roses are red
and violets are blue
if Bigmc's wife catches him juicing his balls will be blue too.
Love to be serenaded someday by lots of bros in this thread
roses are red
violets are blue
calvin can never break a buck fifty two
Roses are red
and violets are blue
if Bigmc's wife catches him juicing his balls will be blue too.
Roses are red
violets are blue
AJ's gonna be juicing in secret too
If blessings were raindrops
If blessings were raindrops
And sunlight grace,
Then you are God's rainbow.
If sunset is the sky's last symphony,
You are the scarlet, sapphire calm.
If beauty is concealed upon unseen plains,
Then your eyes are the wild,
And if loved ones are expressions,
You are my smile,
And I would spend my last treasure
To keep your voice,
Where I could always hear you.
outed
Roses are red
violets are blue
we are ignoring Big cukold flex
so he doesn't feel part of the crew
;D
roses are red
chiro is vexed
he is waiting in vain
for cock pics by text
If blessings were raindropsdidnt read,must first know whether this is also useable for homosexual relationship
If blessings were raindrops
And sunlight grace,
Then you are God's rainbow.
If sunset is the sky's last symphony,
You are the scarlet, sapphire calm.
If beauty is concealed upon unseen plains,
Then your eyes are the wild,
And if loved ones are expressions,
You are my smile,
And I would spend my last treasure
To keep your voice,
Where I could always hear you.
;Douched ;D
here's mine
bit of background- we had been going through a difficult time- I decided to put my feelings down on paper and pinned them to the fridge.
here goes
please forget the times we argued
the times I lost my rag
the times I lost my temper
out by your hair you i'd drag
please forget the moments
you made me lash out in a mood
and give you a right hander
for when you'd answer me back so rude
above all forget everything
and realise one thing
while you are reading this ditty
you could be doing cleaning
you fcuking lazy splitarse
don't even turn around
just get the fucking dishes done
and don't make a fucking sound
brings a tear to my eye- I never knew I had it in me