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Title: This woman
Post by: Wiggs on February 28, 2014, 07:19:24 PM
There's a story behind this woman. She's 5'11 boob size 38 huge. Body hourglass. Obviously her beauty is second to none and let me tell you as hot as she is physically, she's just as beautiful on the inside. She's 27 years old and has one child. She's smart, she's funny, playful, she's cheerful. She's my former secretary. I hired her. She's was my secretary back in 2009-2010.  We still speak occasionally through social media. She's 27 now. She's from New Jersey from a well to do family.  Yes, she's Hebrew. As you can clearly see she's quite the attention grabber and it always made for great conversation. Anyway, I was married at the time and I never thought to try to get her even though I was accused of it from just about everyone in the company. I keep business as business. Not to say I even had a shot.  Anyway four years later, the circumstances are different, I'm now single so is she, she's hotter than ever, I'm lookin pretty good myself. She's in Arizona now not that that would stop me with her. She has a good head on her shoulders and thats rare for a woman with her looks. We've had all kinds of conversations but my feelings have now changed. I'm a young toyger on the prowl. I'm looking for the best in beauty and other qualities to me. And she has exceeded all the standards. She's said she doesn't need a man to make alot of money as long as her takes care of her she'll be happy. (couldn't believe she said it) Still, even with that said, you gotta be on your A game at all times with her because no doubt every mofo everywhere you go will have their eyes on her. I don't question her loyalty though. Still I mean just look at her. My confidence is down because I'm not rich even though she said that and i've never taken a friendship to the next level or even tried. But after thorough consideration, I've come to the conclusion that I now want that and not just for sex. I hate putting myself out there and then getting shut down because I don't want there to be any awkwardness and I just don't like getting shut down by someone I really want. I'll get over it it's just...(singing) ..."awkward". She'd say it like that too then we'd both bust up laughing and laugh it off. Can you imagine what our kids would look like? I gotta at least try.  I gotta figure something out she's too awesome not to try.  
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Nails on February 28, 2014, 07:23:00 PM
Is she a former druggie? Kinda as a meth look to her, not dissing at all, would hit , just has that glass smoker look

Im speaking from experience with messing with hoes that messed with that shit
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: TrueGrit on February 28, 2014, 07:25:02 PM
She's nice but not in the same league as that hot little whitey slut you schooled in the ways of the Hebrew cawk..
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 28, 2014, 07:25:17 PM
Good luck Wiggs, make sure you let her get some wiggleroom though
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Wiggs on February 28, 2014, 07:26:38 PM
Is she a former druggie? Kinda as a meth look yo her, not dissing at all, would hit , just has that glass smoker look

LOL. You watch your filthy mouth convict. Hell no she's not a former druggie or a current druggie.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Wiggs on February 28, 2014, 07:28:05 PM
She's nice but not in the same league as that hot little whitey slut you schooled in the ways of the Hebrew cawk..

She surpasses her in all ways. Although she was a sweethart too. This one is wife material and future baby mama material. I must have her. No creeper. lol
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Nails on February 28, 2014, 07:28:08 PM
Any ass errrr hour glass pics ?  ;D
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Wiggs on February 28, 2014, 07:28:41 PM
Good luck Wiggs, make sure you let her get some wiggleroom though

lol
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Schmoff on February 28, 2014, 07:32:36 PM
 how old is her kid?
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Wiggs on February 28, 2014, 07:37:03 PM
how old is her kid?

5
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Wiggs on February 28, 2014, 07:38:16 PM
Btw, her sister and mother are hot ass hell also.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Schmoff on February 28, 2014, 07:41:08 PM
5

so she got knocked up at 21

doesn't sounds very smart
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: SF1900 on February 28, 2014, 07:42:01 PM
Btw, her sister and mother are hot ass hell also.


MILF  :D :D
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Mr Anabolic on February 28, 2014, 07:43:26 PM
She has a kid?

My advice?...

STAY AWAY from her my awakened Hebrew brother.  

She's looking for a Sugar Daddy for her kid and herself.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: chaos on February 28, 2014, 07:46:17 PM
 :-\ :-X
That's a man, baby!!!!
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Wiggs on February 28, 2014, 07:49:24 PM
She has a kid?

My advice?...

STAY AWAY from her my awakened Hebrew brother.  

She's looking for a Sugar Daddy for her kid and herself.

Actually she has money. That's not a problem. Her child is in private school.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Wiggs on February 28, 2014, 07:51:23 PM
so she got knocked up at 21

doesn't sounds very smart

It's not fair to make a generalized statement like that. We're talking 21 not 16.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 28, 2014, 07:53:03 PM
It's not fair to make a generalized statement like that. We're talking 21 not 16.

They should remake Coming to America, with you and the original hebrews in Africa.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Nails on February 28, 2014, 07:56:50 PM
Its friday night, what is she doing tonight?

At home with her child watching a kids movie spending quality time?

Or out on the vegas strip at da club gettin her drank on wit her gurrrlz ?

Says alot about a woman with a kid at home how she spends her friday nights
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: chaos on February 28, 2014, 08:00:19 PM
Its griday night, what is she doing tonight?

At home with her child watching a kids movie spending quality time?

Or out on the vegas strip at da club gettin her drank on wit her gurrrlz ?

Says olot about a woman with a kid at home how she spends her friday nights
Probably texting her "gurrlz" about how her former coworker is stalking her on social media and getting advice on the appropriate steps to take since she already tried to move to another state.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Wiggs on February 28, 2014, 08:09:26 PM
Its friday night, what is she doing tonight?

At home with her child watching a kids movie spending quality time?

Or out on the vegas strip at da club gettin her drank on wit her gurrrlz ?

Says alot about a woman with a kid at home how she spends her friday nights

With her kid. She lives in Arizona now. Not Vegas. She's not a party girl, she a glamour girl.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Army of One on February 28, 2014, 08:10:09 PM
Good to see the sex change went well for Matt T
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: chaos on February 28, 2014, 08:11:18 PM
Good to see the sex change went well for Matt T
Ding ding!! I thought that dude looked familiar, plucked eyebrows and some lipstick....
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Army of One on February 28, 2014, 08:13:15 PM
Ding ding!! I thought that dude looked familiar, plucked eyebrows and some lipstick....

He was never the same after that meal with Will Harris
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Nails on February 28, 2014, 08:15:08 PM
With her kid. She lives in Arizona now. Not Vegas. She's not a party girl, she a glamour girl.

If u pull the trigger and all goes well

Who is relocating?
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Voici Le Rédempteur on February 28, 2014, 08:15:22 PM
She's was my secretary back in 2009-2010.  

LOL deluded negroid. "secretary"... lol someone's been living inside "Mad Men"...

1- NO ONE calls them "secretary".
2- You're a rent-a-cop punching in @$15/hr. As much as you would like us to believe you had a "career change".. the only "secretary" ever in your life was a piece of furniture.

Here's what's to figure out... why are you lying to us?

the Internet search has begun.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Wiggs on February 28, 2014, 08:17:32 PM
LOL deluded negroid. "secretary"... lol someone's been living inside "Mad Men"...

1- NO ONE calls them "secretary".
2- You're a rent-a-cop punching in @$15/hr. As much as you would like us to believe you had a "career change".. the only "secretary" ever in your life was a piece of furniture.

Here's what's to figure out... why are you lying to us?

the Internet search has begun.

Josh if I can verify this and prove it give me 20k via paypal.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Voici Le Rédempteur on February 28, 2014, 08:25:25 PM
Josh if I can verify this and prove it give me 20k via paypal.

and the delusion continues. No need, I got enough internet nuggets to do it myself.

Just be ready when the phone rings.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Icelord on February 28, 2014, 08:26:02 PM
Security guards don't start at $15/hr in the US, lol. Try $11.50
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 28, 2014, 08:26:34 PM
LOL deluded negroid. "secretary"... lol someone's been living inside "Mad Men"...

HAHAHA!!!

You're on a roll tonight!!!!

 ;D
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 28, 2014, 08:27:14 PM
the only "secretary" ever in your life was a piece of furniture.


ROFL!!! GOLD  ;D
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Icelord on February 28, 2014, 08:29:34 PM
HAHAHA!!!

You're on a roll tonight!!!!

 ;D
When you're done sucking farts out of his asshole, I'd appreciate some elbow room so I can get in there, too.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Voici Le Rédempteur on February 28, 2014, 08:32:47 PM
When you're done sucking farts out of his asshole, I'd appreciate some elbow room so I can get in there, too.

Easy fellas. It's all about Wiggs and his latest attempt to make us believe he has "game" while posting pics of the flavor of the day random stranger he's been obsessing with.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Icelord on February 28, 2014, 08:35:46 PM
Easy fellas. It's all about Wiggs and his latest attempt to make us believe he has "game" while posting pics of the flavor of the day random stranger he's been obsessing with.

It's all in good fun. Me and him go at it like two bitches on the rag. :x
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: 38-26-40 on February 28, 2014, 09:36:38 PM
Go for it...she's cute!
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: G_Thang on February 28, 2014, 10:48:34 PM
I'm not sure where you are going with this but the white woman story arc was more interesting.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: syntaxmachine on March 01, 2014, 12:30:03 AM
What's with you and chicks with kids?
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 01, 2014, 12:56:22 AM
She is cute..not really a "looker".. the blonde was hotter
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: trapz101 on March 01, 2014, 01:22:48 AM
(http://www.popculturereviewed.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/don_king.jpg)


ONLY IN GETBIG !!!!!!
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: cephissus on March 01, 2014, 04:10:47 AM
What's with you and chicks with kids?

mid-30s, black, divorced, pot-head, $15/hr

just a hunch...  :D
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Parker on March 01, 2014, 04:17:49 AM
With her kid. She lives in Arizona now. Not Vegas. She's not a party girl, she a glamour girl.
And how come nobody has wifed up said "glamour girl" (hope she is not that, because that is telling)?
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Radical Plato on March 01, 2014, 04:18:24 AM
Wiggs is CUN_T STRUCK.  Such a condition has never ended well for any man.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Boost on March 01, 2014, 05:21:39 AM
5"11 with big hands and feet and a heavyweight boxers square jaw  :-X

I think "Tyra" used to be known as Tyrone. A gangbanger who got turned out in jail, Tyrone's masculinity was obliterated as he served as willing "bottom" to thousands of well hung inmates over the years.

Upon release, he decided to go "all the way". Investing in breast implants, estrogen injections and a $10 wig.....

You're E-Dating a Dude.  :-*


Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Mr Anabolic on March 01, 2014, 05:50:15 AM
Actually she has money. That's not a problem. Her child is in private school.

Demand to see her bank statements.  Check out her spending habits.  Probably supported by Mommy/Daddy, or blowing through inheritance.

Don't let the pussy dictate your behavior.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Tapeworm on March 01, 2014, 05:55:12 AM
There's a story behind this woman. She's 5'11 boob size 38 huge. Body hourglass. Obviously her beauty is second to none and let me tell you as hot as she is physically, she's just as beautiful on the inside. She's 27 years old and has one child. She's smart, she's funny, playful, she's cheerful. She's my former secretary. I hired her. She's was my secretary back in 2009-2010.  We still speak occasionally through social media. She's 27 now. She's from New Jersey from a well to do family.  Yes, she's Hebrew. As you can clearly see she's quite the attention grabber and it always made for great conversation. Anyway, I was married at the time and I never thought to try to get her even though I was accused of it from just about everyone in the company. I keep business as business. Not to say I even had a shot.  Anyway four years later, the circumstances are different, I'm now single so is she, she's hotter than ever, I'm lookin pretty good myself. She's in Arizona now not that that would stop me with her. She has a good head on her shoulders and thats rare for a woman with her looks. We've had all kinds of conversations but my feelings have now changed. I'm a young toyger on the prowl. I'm looking for the best in beauty and other qualities to me. And she has exceeded all the standards. She's said she doesn't need a man to make alot of money as long as her takes care of her she'll be happy. (couldn't believe she said it) Still, even with that said, you gotta be on your A game at all times with her because no doubt every mofo everywhere you go will have their eyes on her. I don't question her loyalty though. Still I mean just look at her. My confidence is down because I'm not rich even though she said that and i've never taken a friendship to the next level or even tried. But after thorough consideration, I've come to the conclusion that I now want that and not just for sex. I hate putting myself out there and then getting shut down because I don't want there to be any awkwardness and I just don't like getting shut down by someone I really want. I'll get over it it's just...(singing) ..."awkward". She'd say it like that too then we'd both bust up laughing and laugh it off. Can you imagine what our kids would look like? I gotta at least try.  I gotta figure something out she's too awesome not to try.  

Christ almighty.  Take a beta blocker before the big date.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Ronnie Rep on March 01, 2014, 06:23:25 AM
Go for it, you got nothing to lose Wiggsy!
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Mitch on March 01, 2014, 06:31:45 AM
Looks like octomom. Does she do porn?
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: The Scott on March 01, 2014, 06:42:56 AM
It's raining soup.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: syntaxmachine on March 01, 2014, 06:53:30 AM
mid-30s, black, divorced, pot-head, $15/hr

just a hunch...  :D

While that is indeed a devastating conjunction of properties to possess, I don't know how it necessarily leads to the sort of used goods lovin' that Sir Wiggins evinces.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: DroppingPlates on March 01, 2014, 07:20:40 AM
Well-written Wiggs, and she looks hot  :P Too bad she has a child, but that's up to you.
Are there any signals from her side that she has more feelings than 'just good friends'?
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: rooseveltdunn on March 01, 2014, 08:15:39 AM
Do what you feel is best for you but don't put her on a pedestal, it would make you a bitch.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: pedro01 on March 01, 2014, 09:10:01 AM
She looks chubby.

Title: Re: This woman
Post by: cephissus on March 01, 2014, 11:06:07 AM
While that is indeed a devastating conjunction of properties to possess, I don't know how it necessarily leads to the sort of used goods lovin' that Sir Wiggins evinces.

surely, these qualities alone don't necessarily lead thither; i merely infer from the words of wiggs himself, who once uttered the maxim: "from each regardless of his needs, to each according to his ability"

and being a good christian man, we know him to level a modest and sober self-reckoning
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Henda on March 01, 2014, 11:15:55 AM
Didnt a few months back wiggs posted a shot of his latest apparant love interest and it turned out tommywishnone knew her and it was all lies?
Regardless, good tits in the last face but ugly ass face.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Icelord on March 01, 2014, 11:16:32 AM
Didnt a few months back wiggs posted a shot of his latest apparant love interest and it turned out tommywishnone knew her and it was all lies?
Regardless, good tits in the last face but ugly ass face.
His trolling is what keeps me coming back to this forum.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Wiggs on March 01, 2014, 11:18:28 AM
Didnt a few months back wiggs posted a shot of his latest apparant love interest and it turned out tommywishnone knew her and it was all lies?
Regardless, good tits in the last face but ugly ass face.

What the hell are you talking about? No that's not true.  I don't troll when it comes to women. Unless I'm bragging and I don't even do that anymore.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 01, 2014, 11:22:19 AM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/731887f05efa8e887797227bee1711c7/tumblr_n0jrcwwlWH1ssqj77o1_400.gif)
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Henda on March 01, 2014, 11:23:44 AM
What the hell are you talking about? No that's not true.  I don't troll when it comes to women. Unless I'm bragging and I don't even do that anymore.

Haha i may be wrong but i vaguely remember you posted up a blond physique competitor you had been seeing and tommywishbone actually knew her. I missed the rest of the thread i admit i made up the all lies bit.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Wiggs on March 01, 2014, 11:28:31 AM
Haha i may be wrong but i vaguely remember you posted up a blond physique competitor you had been seeing and tommywishbone actually knew her. I missed the rest of the thread i admit i made up the all lies bit.

LOL. Um, no. I don't know any women that compete. I don't like those kind of crazy women. I like normal crazy women.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Wiggs on March 01, 2014, 11:29:14 AM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/731887f05efa8e887797227bee1711c7/tumblr_n0jrcwwlWH1ssqj77o1_400.gif)

Yes please. Name, and social security number please.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Voici Le Rédempteur on March 01, 2014, 11:29:27 AM
Wiggs is so deluded that he makes Uncle Rico sound like a Fortune 100 CEO.

(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjEzNTI5OTg5Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTYyMzkxNA@@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg)
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Natural Man on March 01, 2014, 11:33:50 AM
borderline stalking... it s getting worse and worse by the day.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Wiggs on March 01, 2014, 11:36:31 AM
borderline stalking... it s getting worse and worse by the day.

Welcome back Uberman. It's not the same without your negativity and arm chair analysis.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Icelord on March 01, 2014, 11:37:38 AM
Welcome back Uberman. It's not the same without your negativity and arm chair analysis.
Does that mean simplesimon and visualizeperfection can go back behind the turnbuckles? It was about time they tapped uberman back in.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: George Whorewell on March 01, 2014, 11:39:47 AM
Fine Hebrew specimen. She probably makes some mean potato pancakes.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: G_Thang on March 02, 2014, 12:31:00 AM
Yes please. Name, and social security number please.

The girl on the right with the flops is nicer but I'm sure Parker would debate it. 
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: jon cole on March 02, 2014, 01:09:21 AM
she looks ok, but In France there is a generic term for that kind of girl, it"s a "michetoneuse" = desperate single mom looking for a regular everyday normal guy to take care of her an her "5 y.o mistake."

My coworker is on that trap, he went from a happy single guy (sport/sex/freedom) to a guy who work at night and take care all day long of "a 2 years old" mistake.
In one year his life has turned to shit.


Michetoneuse are very smart pragmatic girl. When you realise the trap it's too late, your former single man appartment looks like a nursery.
Title: Re: This woman
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 02, 2014, 01:17:02 AM
Go for it wiggs dont make the same mistake i did. I was friends like that with a chick hot as fuck but funny smart and kind. No one wanted to make the move both where afraid that the other one would turn it down and now we dont even have contact anymore almost. I regret not making a  move now