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Title: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 03:13:57 AM
I don't get it?

You have very respected elders on getbig like OMR that are openly homosexual, yet Army of One makes up stories about drunken sex with women to try and 'fit in' with the lads here.

All joking aside brother, I accept you for who you are, you're a great poster.

BigCyp
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: sososue on March 05, 2014, 03:21:08 AM
I don't get it?

You have very respected elders on getbig like OMR that are openly homosexual, yet Army of One makes up stories about drunken sex with women to try and 'fit in' with the lads here.

All joking aside brother, I accept you for who you are, you're a great poster.

BigCyp

Cleanest Natural watching how this progresses with interest.
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: kh300 on March 05, 2014, 03:25:08 AM
This place needs more diversity. All we got is a few Hebrews, 2 girls, and 95% juiced up white men that nobody likes. Maybe pink stars are in order to encourage those who may be shy about their gayness.
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: SuperTed on March 05, 2014, 03:31:18 AM
Most of his threads just seem to be links to a Daily Mail article.  ;D
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 03:32:51 AM
This place needs more diversity. All we got is a few Hebrews, 2 girls, and 95% juiced up white men that nobody likes. Maybe pink stars are in order to encourage those who may be shy about their gayness.

Great idea, i'll pm Ron and see if we can dangle some pink stars outside his closet to lure him out.
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 03:34:03 AM
Most of his threads just seem to be links to a Daily Mail article.  ;D

Yes I find that very strange?

Sometimes when I click on the article, it recommends a lot of other articles for their 'femail' section of the paper which is mostly fashion stories and girly stuff  ???
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: Army of One on March 05, 2014, 03:53:59 AM
Im only gay if you want me to be

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=390809.0;attach=422358)
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: bigmc on March 05, 2014, 03:59:40 AM
Im only gay if you want me to be

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=390809.0;attach=422358)

chick maintaining perfect form

while taking it in the shitter in that pic
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: Army of One on March 05, 2014, 04:04:43 AM
chick maintaining perfect form

while taking it in the shitter in that pic

Lol @ the Schmoes hand placement in the first picture, there can't be any passable training explanation for that
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 04:04:53 AM
Yes Bob remaining clear headed and focused on the rep at hand, while his prostate's being tickled in that pic.

Bigmc, surely you agree with me that Army of One is valued to getbig, no matter his preferences?
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: Army of One on March 05, 2014, 04:07:52 AM
Yes Bob remaining clear headed and focused on the rep at hand, while his prostate's being tickled in that pic.

Bigmc, surely you agree with me that Army of One is valued to getbig, no matter his preferences?

Maybe my psuedo campness is a post ironic statement on psyche of the average Getbigger?
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: bigmc on March 05, 2014, 04:11:01 AM
Yes Bob remaining clear headed and focused on the rep at hand, while his prostate's being tickled in that pic.

Bigmc, surely you agree with me that Army of One is valued to getbig, no matter his preferences?

are you trying to say cyp and I am sure you are that charmed by come is in fact playing the blue veined flute in between posting on here
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 04:13:59 AM
are you trying to say cyp and I am sure you are that charmed by come is in fact playing the blue veined flute in between posting on here

What i'm saying here bigmc, is that cocksarnie for lunch was banned from spectating at the Sochi Olympics because he looks like a gay riot
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: bigmc on March 05, 2014, 04:16:57 AM
What i'm saying here bigmc, is that cocksarnie for lunch was banned from spectating at the Sochi Olympics because he looks like a gay riot

decent  8)

are you inferring that makes cocks come was disqualified from the bob team by trying to steer utilising only his sphincter muscles cyp
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 04:25:27 AM
decent  8)

are you inferring that makes cocks come was disqualified from the bob team by trying to steer utilising only his sphincter muscles cyp

Hahaha! yes bigmc what i'm saying is that pakistani mother tongue was headhunted by the Kremlin for his outstanding suction abilities, to assist them in drying up the black sea with a single straw so their troops could invade through dry land and get a free blow job en route to boost morale
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: bigmc on March 05, 2014, 04:35:50 AM
Hahaha! yes bigmc what i'm saying is that pakistani mother tongue was headhunted by the Kremlin for his outstanding suction abilities, to assist them in drying up the black sea with a single straw so their troops could invade through dry land and get a free blow job en route to boost morale

would it in fact be the case cyp that spunk in his lungs practices his skiing technique by being the meat in a Ugandan sandwich where the poles he uses are of the big black cock variety
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: Hulkotron on March 05, 2014, 04:44:09 AM
Gargling Man-plumbs
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: syntaxmachine on March 05, 2014, 04:44:45 AM
Allow It In My Bum is a gentleman and scholar whose reporting chops make Hilton Perez jealous. He's also posted the most pics of himself of any member on here, even though it is odd that he manages to change his skeletal frame, musculature, and skin color in every photo.
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 04:46:43 AM
would it in fact be the case cyp that spunk in his lungs practices his skiing technique by being the meat in a Ugandan sandwich where the poles he uses are of the big black cock variety

Yes bigmc, that is exactly the kind of battyman Sargeant of Bum is!!! Word has it, that his application for the President of the U.K. Gay association was not even shortlisted as he was overqualified for the position
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: Papper on March 05, 2014, 04:49:43 AM
Jesus his thread is a cyber circle jerk. Do you call each other up at night and "talk" also.
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: SuperTed on March 05, 2014, 04:50:15 AM
Army of One does find some gems though.

This one makes me wonder what the fuck he looks at when he's surfing the net.  ;D

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=513448.0

 :-X
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: Papper on March 05, 2014, 04:55:43 AM
Army of One does find some gems though.

This one makes me wonder what the fuck he looks at when he's surfing the net.  ;D

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=513448.0

 :-X

You can tell Dr Dutch already came on page two and went into prude mode with that high horse post at the end ;D
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: bigmc on March 05, 2014, 04:59:13 AM
Yes bigmc, that is exactly the kind of battyman Sargeant of Bum is!!! Word has it, that his application for the President of the U.K. Gay association was not even shortlisted as he was overqualified for the position


pubes in his gums

juggling plums

tongues peoples bums

Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 05:09:08 AM
Jesus his thread is a cyber circle jerk. Do you call each other up at night and "talk" also.

Pipe down Japseyelust
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 05:13:57 AM

pubes in his gums

juggling plums

tongues peoples bums



carnally sods bums

Mardigra's top son


Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: bigmc on March 05, 2014, 05:16:23 AM
carnally sods bums

Mardigra's top son




trumps full of come

Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: Papper on March 05, 2014, 05:26:15 AM
Pipe down Japseyelust

tone down the shared gay hysteria then ;D
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: StreetSoldier4U on March 05, 2014, 05:26:56 AM
Army of one may be gay but he sure as hell isn't a bottom.
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 05:31:26 AM
tone down the shared gay hysteria then ;D

Sorry bro, I didn't realise we had any 'diverse' members in the thread  ;D

Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: Papper on March 05, 2014, 05:59:24 AM
Sorry bro, I didn't realise we had any 'diverse' members in the thread  ;D



Too busy loggin in and out of your Bigmc account eh?  8)
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 06:03:07 AM
Too busy loggin in and out of your Bigmc account eh?  8)

bigcyp is my wingman

I wish I had his lyrics
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: bigmc on March 05, 2014, 06:07:41 AM
Too busy loggin in and out of your Bigmc account eh?  8)

cyp and I can never be in the same place at once

women would faint men would tremble

equilibrium would be destroyed by our combined magnificence  8)
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 06:10:48 AM
cyp and I can never be in the same place at once

women would faint men would tremble

equilibrium would be destroyed by our combined magnificence  8)

Yes Bigmc, when Areatha Franklin sang 'Aint no mountain high enough' she didn't know about men like us
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 05, 2014, 06:17:00 AM
Amen To Cum is not gay. He just trains for professional hot dog eating contests but does not swallow.
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 06:19:18 AM
Amen To Cum is not gay. He just trains for professional hot dog eating contests but does not swallow.

Hahaha Amen to cum

Yes Sev, Aunty sausage bum isn't gay he's just doing a 10 year long empathy exercise to better understand womens attitude towards cocks and oral sex
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: Hulkotron on March 05, 2014, 06:21:36 AM
"Amen to cum" hahaha that's an instant classic by Big Sev :D
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: bigmc on March 05, 2014, 06:23:31 AM
Amen To Cum is not gay. He just trains for professional hot dog eating contests but does not swallow.

 ;D
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 06:27:31 AM
Ratio of heavyweights to twinks severely top heavy in this thread
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: syntaxmachine on March 05, 2014, 06:30:16 AM
AnallyUndone has been furious of late as his searches for 'massive missiles ready to penetrate and deliver their explosive loads' now only lead to pictures of SS-25's in light of the Ukraine crisis.
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 06:32:58 AM
simplynotfunny balancing the scales with that post
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 05, 2014, 06:33:11 AM
Look, I know we like to joke around and make fun of him and gay this gay that, but truth be told he had a recent wake up call when he went in for a routine medical check up. The doctor simply asked him to tone down his lifestyle choices whatever that means.

He just kept going on "Doctor, it's not what you think bla bla.."





























(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03-09/sux_ray.jpg)
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: Knooger on March 05, 2014, 06:47:06 AM
I don't think Anus of Fun is gay because he didn't swallow when I came in his mouth.
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: bigmc on March 05, 2014, 07:08:13 AM
why is my gimmick big cyp upset at bukakefacts  obscene

speak on this brother  ???
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 07:15:48 AM
why is my gimmick big cyp upset at bukakefacts  obscene

speak on this brother  ???

barebacksinceteens is a good guy but I feel his post quality is suffering lately.
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: bigmc on March 05, 2014, 07:24:06 AM
barebacksinceteens is a good guy but I feel his post quality is suffering lately.

I hadn't noticed that onlyplayswithpeens was letting second rate material infect our threads

I will keep an eye on him
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: Hulkotron on March 05, 2014, 07:26:21 AM
I'm dying here hahaha
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 07:30:23 AM
I hadn't noticed that onlyplayswithpeens was letting second rate material infect our threads

I will keep an eye on him

Much appreciated bigmc, you can't give sub elite posters like binbagforasscheeks too much acceptance
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: syntaxmachine on March 05, 2014, 07:36:43 AM
I hadn't noticed that onlyplayswithpeens was letting second rate material infect our threads

I will keep an eye on him

 ::)

BigCyst is the only person who seems to think this.

Then again, we're talking about somebody who thinks there's earnings potential in writing resumes and that the creator of the universe cares that he saved himself (oh brother) for a single woman on the basis of Bronze Age myths, so we shouldn't be too harsh.  There are obvious cognitive limitations in place here.
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: Army of One on March 05, 2014, 07:39:24 AM
BigCyst is the only person who seems to think this.

Then again, we're talking about somebody who thinks there's earnings potential in writing resumes and that the creator of the universe cares that he saved himself (oh brother) for a single woman on the basis of Bronze Age myths, so we shouldn't be too harsh. There are obvious cognitive limitations in place here.

If BigCyp wants to spend his days writing poems, preparing recipes for musclebound men on forums and waiting til his wedding day to explore his wifes vagina, then who are we to judge  ;D
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 07:43:06 AM
Couple of gays holding onto eachother for warmth while the titanic sinks in this thread
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: Army of One on March 05, 2014, 07:44:11 AM
Couple of gays holding onto eachother for warmth while the titanic sinks in this thread

Jesus loves us too
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 07:51:59 AM
Jesus loves us too

Yes, but He doesn't read getbig
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: Army of One on March 05, 2014, 07:56:44 AM
Yes, but He doesn't read getbig

I felt his spirit in your poetry and recipes
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2014, 08:20:58 AM
I felt his spirit in your poetry and recipes

What about this one:

Army of One
Army of One
Where have you been?
I've been down to Soho to see the other queens
Army of One
Army of One
What did you do there?
What do you think thhhhilly?
I've got more cum on my head than hair
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: njflex on March 05, 2014, 08:24:18 AM
What about this one:

Army of One
Army of One
Where have you been?
I've been down to Soho to see the other queens
Army of One
Army of One
What did you do there?
What do you think thhhhilly?
I've got more cum on my head than hair
dice clay chimed in...

hickory dickory dock..
army of one was sucking my kawk,
the clock struck 2
I dumped my pearly goo.
and I dropped the dude on the next block....oooohhhhh...
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: NightTrain on March 08, 2014, 02:41:31 PM
I don't get it?

You have very respected elders on getbig like OMR that are openly homosexual, yet Army of One makes up stories about drunken sex with women to try and 'fit in' with the lads here.

All joking aside brother, I accept you for who you are, you're a great poster.

BigCyp

Hahahahah yes the man's lust and never-ending hunt for the next "stud" pics/stories has been unmatched.

Not a conincidence that his face's affectionate nickname in his "inner circle" is Penile Fourreau
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 08, 2014, 03:54:57 PM
Bob Chick and his spotter went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter. Bob came down with $2.50.
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: NightTrain on March 08, 2014, 04:01:58 PM
Bob Chick and his spotter went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter. Bob came down with $2.50.

Last I checked ice machine dispensers were not coin operated. 
Title: Re: Why doesn't Army of One admit he's gay? Getbig will surely support him...
Post by: SamoanIrishman on March 08, 2014, 04:28:25 PM
This place needs more diversity. All we got is a few Hebrews, 2 girls, and 95% juiced up white men that nobody likes. Maybe pink stars are in order to encourage those who may be shy about their gayness.

Hey there's a Samoan and a Tongan (almost as good  ;D  ) on here to!!