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Title: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on March 26, 2014, 12:08:50 AM

 Starting with some giant waves.
 (http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Z-e0zgY0--/t_ku-xlarge2/zm4normjjwlrp75h7tov.gif)


 On the left, a ship in a heavy storm as seen from the deck, going through giant waves. On the right, a ship in a heavy storm seen from a level deep inside, going through the same stress forces. I really don't know which perspective is scarier.

The ship on the left is the liquid pressurized gas tanker Venere near a hurricane, on January 19, 2013:







 Scary that this thing doesn't just snap under those forces. Hooray for engineering and science.

 So... do you literally believe in Noah's ark? Bibble?
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: FermiDirac on March 26, 2014, 12:18:08 AM
But can modern ships carry two of every species + dinosaurs? Check mate atheist >:(
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Post by: Roger Bacon on March 26, 2014, 12:20:19 AM
Starting with some giant waves.
 (http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Z-e0zgY0--/t_ku-xlarge2/zm4normjjwlrp75h7tov.gif)


 On the left, a ship in a heavy storm as seen from the deck, going through giant waves. On the right, a ship in a heavy storm seen from a level deep inside, going through the same stress forces. I really don't know which perspective is scarier.

The ship on the left is the liquid pressurized gas tanker Venere near a hurricane, on January 19, 2013:







 Scary that this thing doesn't just snap under those forces. Hooray for engineering and science.

 So... do you literally believe in Noah's ark? Bibble?

If you know so much about engineering, why don't you design some decent favelas for all your neighbors big guy? ???
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: Europe on March 26, 2014, 12:23:33 AM
This may give you an idea how and whom wrote the bible:

Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on March 26, 2014, 12:29:30 AM
If you know so much about engineering, why don't you design some fucking decent looking favelas for all your neighbors big guy? ???

 Simple, The money is on  building ships.... and not on building favelas. ;)

 Btw... do you literally believe in that bullsh*t?
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 26, 2014, 12:31:26 AM
Simple, The money is on  building ships.... and not on building favelas. ;)

 Btw... do you literally believe in that bullsh*t?

Sorry bro, that comment was uncalled for.
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on March 26, 2014, 08:38:11 AM
Best boats

1. SS Minnow
2. Love Boat
3. Miss Budweiser
16. Noah arc

Hope this helps
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: BigCyp on March 26, 2014, 08:39:20 AM
Let's argue that when God flooded the entire earth, so there is no land at all, even Mount Everest in underwater. Would the waves and currents change, surely? Maybe there would be smaller waves?

Probably a stupid comment, but it's not very scientific to compare the waves in our current oceans, to the waves when the whole earth was a giant mass of water.
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Post by: Simple Simon on March 26, 2014, 08:42:14 AM
Let's argue that when God flooded the entire earth, so there is no land at all, even Mount Everest in underwater. Would the waves and currents change, surely? Maybe there would be smaller waves?

Probably a stupid comment, but it's not very scientific to compare the waves in our current oceans, to the waves when the whole earth was a giant mass of water.
When the water subsided, where did it go?
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 26, 2014, 09:16:12 AM
Noah's ark was not a literal story...it is simply one of the many traditional stories passed down over thousands of years from cultures all over the world that retains the memory of the 'great flood' that ravaged early mankind and 'reset' civilization.

There are so many stories of this event, with so many similarities, from so many parts of the world that they must be based on a common historical event...an event so devastating and traumatic that it was forever seared into the minds of those who survived it.

What is thought to have taken place is obviously not a world wide flood in which the whole earth was covered in water, but rather an event which made it SEEM to the people then that everything was underwater. It has been theorized that several simulaneous comet impacts sometime between 10000 and 7000 BC into various parts of the earth, specifically the mediterranean, the indian ocean, parts of the atlantic and i forget where else- hit into the water with such impact as to cause tsunamis of unimaginable size and power. When these epic tsunamis hit the shoreline(where most of civilization is always concentrated) they went inland as far as hundreds of miles and obviously destroyed and innundated everything in their path. Think the 2004 indonesia tsunami, but on a vastly, vastly larger scale. The water receded, but for the people who endured it, it must have seemed that the whole world was being innundated. Most of mankind and most of the early civilizations at the time were completely destroyed.

This event is likely what spawned all the flood 'myths' that can be found in cultures all over the world and explains why there sre so many seemingly impossible similarities between them despite these cultures having no contact with each other.

Noah's ark is one of these stories to remember the event, which have evolved over the millenia to 'explain' how mankind survived it.
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: latiuss on March 26, 2014, 09:19:56 AM
When the water subsided, where did it go?

SPACE BRAH
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: SquatsRule on March 26, 2014, 09:22:36 AM
All the water would make the air impossible to breathe. The Noah's Ark story has several different versions from different religions. It's a story of a flood that was blown way out of proportion.
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: Icelord on March 26, 2014, 09:22:56 AM
Noah's ark was not a literal story...it is simply one of the many traditional stories passed down over thousands of years from cultures all over the world that retains the memory of the 'great flood' that ravaged early mankind and 'reset' civilization.
So basically it's all bullshit and people shouldn't believe in anything the Bible says. Sounds reasonable.
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: BigCyp on March 26, 2014, 09:23:06 AM
When the water subsided, where did it go?

Back into the earths crust, and maybe we lost some of the edges of continents - i.e. more water in the oceans than before so the limit of the land is reduced a little.

It must have subsided pretty quickly to cause huge crevices like the Grand Canyon though
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: dr.chimps on March 26, 2014, 09:29:24 AM
Pfft. Ask MCWAY. He knows everything about it, including exactly where Noah parked it.
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 26, 2014, 09:32:32 AM
So basically it's all bullshit and people shouldn't believe in anything the Bible says. Sounds reasonable.

Its not a literal story but it was(loosely) based on a real event. Kind of like a hollywood movie. Make of it what you will ;D
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 26, 2014, 09:53:00 AM
Didn't some scientist claim that Noah would only have to carry a few hundred different species? Like one set of  cats could make every kind of cat possible. A set of wolves could make every kind of dog etc.
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on March 26, 2014, 11:14:11 AM
And all species were like a mile away... so Noah could catch all animals easily. ;D
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Post by: Agnostic007 on March 26, 2014, 11:46:38 AM
That grown adults in 2014 will argue the possibility of the story of Noah's ark being true just boggles my mind...
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Post by: Skeletor on March 26, 2014, 11:54:53 AM
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Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: LurkerNoMore on March 26, 2014, 11:58:49 AM
When the water subsided, where did it go?

To heaven.
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: Viking11 on March 26, 2014, 04:20:58 PM
But can modern ships carry two of every species + dinosaurs? Check mate atheist >:(
The pterodactyls clearly lifted the ship up over the waves until they calmed down....  Jeeeez...
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: Parker on March 26, 2014, 04:57:36 PM
When the water subsided, where did it go?
The earth is hollow. There is a hole at the North Pole...water is constantly flowing into it. And it comes out sometimes as geysers.
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on March 26, 2014, 07:18:28 PM

 Alright!! since we figure it out part 1. let's move on to part 2.

 Mass murderer.

 God send the flood to wipe out everything, men,*women,children and babies.
 *Not trying to push anything ..but some women with big titties and ass were killed in the flood.

 Well!!! let's put God on trial...shall we?

 This is going to be GREAT. The People of Getbig vs God.
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: Jizzacked on March 26, 2014, 07:29:26 PM
allegory brah
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: tbombz on March 26, 2014, 09:07:10 PM
If God wanted Noah's arc to succeed it would succeed. God can make the entire universe out of nothing, create life, raise the dead, SURELY he can take a wooden boat and give it a successful journey during the flood.

God, a mass murderer? He gives life,  it is not ours but his, so its his to take freely whenever he wants. The living God, he who authored life, the creator of heaven and earth, he who came down and allowed himself to be tortured and crucified so that our sins would not result in our death, our great and merciful God, he is beyond reproach.
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: ismoseppo on March 26, 2014, 09:09:13 PM
If God wanted Noah's arc to succeed it would succeed. God can make the entire universe out of nothing, create life, raise the dead, SURELY he can take a wooden boat and give it a successful journey during the flood.



lol God
dude lives in a car, is a violent criminal like me, purposely got teh aids and thinks there is a god


newsflash dinkles---there is no god
oh brother

you just typed god made the universe out of nothing

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH oh those must be good drugs
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: Nails on March 29, 2014, 12:52:46 PM
Lets talk about Noah's MMA skills  ??? ???








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Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: Mr Anabolic on March 29, 2014, 01:28:37 PM
If God wanted Noah's arc to succeed it would succeed. God can make the entire universe out of nothing, create life, raise the dead, SURELY he can take a wooden boat and give it a successful journey during the flood.

God, a mass murderer? He gives life,  it is not ours but his, so its his to take freely whenever he wants. The living God, he who authored life, the creator of heaven and earth, he who came down and allowed himself to be tortured and crucified so that our sins would not result in our death, our great and merciful God, he is beyond reproach.

He also gave someone the inspiration/idea for a purple bunny suit with an access hole in the back door.

 ::)
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: Wee Laddy on March 29, 2014, 01:58:39 PM
Now let's debate how the Tardis can be bigger on the inside.  ::)
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: Fortress on March 29, 2014, 02:54:09 PM
Noah's ark

Oh brother  ::)
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on March 29, 2014, 04:00:24 PM
Looks like new Mr.Pope told Russel Noah to piss of  ;D from his kingdom.
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: Coach is Back! on March 29, 2014, 04:20:13 PM
But can modern ships carry two of every species + dinosaurs? Check mate atheist >:(

How many species do you think there were back then?
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: James28 on March 29, 2014, 04:26:26 PM
Noah's ark

Oh brother  ::)

I know. Noah 'chased' every animal on board, floated the ship for a few days and dropped them all off on land after the 'lord' washed away everything on earth?

It even makes for a lame Hollywood fantasy, never mind believing such shit.
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: tbombz on March 29, 2014, 06:48:52 PM
How many species do you think there were back then?
if it was God's will then it wouldn't even matter  if the number of animals to be carried in the arc was 17 trillion, and they were all elephants, and the arc was to be made of blades of grass alone, Noah would still succeed. There is Nothing God cannot do
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: ismoseppo on March 29, 2014, 06:54:56 PM
if it was God's will then it wouldn't even matter  if the number of animals to be carried in the arc was 17 trillion, and they were all elephants, and the arc was to be made of blades of grass alone, Noah would still succeed. There is Nothing God cannot do

lol this god person again lol
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: ATHEIST on March 29, 2014, 08:22:08 PM
if it was God's will then it wouldn't even matter  if the number of animals to be carried in the arc was 17 trillion, and they were all elephants, and the arc was to be made of blades of grass alone, Noah would still succeed. There is Nothing God cannot do

then why even bother with building the arc and collecting of all the animals? Just eliminate all the sinful people and Noah can restart that way.

because that makes too much sense.
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 29, 2014, 09:30:17 PM
then why even bother with building the arc and collecting of all the animals? Just eliminate all the sinful people and Noah can restart that way.

because that makes too much sense.

lol.

im all good with people that dont believe in god, sure why not. Its your life.

but I do tend to lol at people that make it a point to let everyone know that theyre atheists.

"Hi, my names John, I dont believe in god... would you like fries with that?"

Deciding your username should be Atheist is one of those situations.

Seeking acceptance?


Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: The Ugly on March 29, 2014, 10:18:53 PM
Has anyone seen the film yet?
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Post by: Cableguy on March 30, 2014, 09:31:05 AM
The answer? Magic... ;)
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Post by: SF1900 on March 30, 2014, 09:49:43 AM
lol.

im all good with people that dont believe in god, sure why not. Its your life.

but I do tend to lol at people that make it a point to let everyone know that theyre atheists.

"Hi, my names John, I dont believe in god... would you like fries with that?"

Deciding your username should be Atheist is one of those situations.

Seeking acceptance?





Calm down, nancy. He's a gimmick.
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: Mr. MB on March 30, 2014, 10:14:41 AM
The people that wrote the several flood stories around that time also believed earth was flat…so the water poured over the edges….right?

A Christian friend of mine says his pastor told him that Noah collected a pair of ALL species including dinosaurs (all 340 kind). God kept them from eating the other animals. We must remember earth is only about 6,000 years old. No evolution, no asteroid theory 240 million years ago wiping out the dinos. He also told me that the Grand Canyon has always looked like it does today. No millions of years erosion. God liked it that way. "What about the fossils buried in the rock a mile down?" "I told you…God liked it that way!"
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: Fortress on March 30, 2014, 12:14:19 PM
The people that wrote the several flood stories around that time also believed earth was flat…so the water poured over the edges….right?

A Christian friend of mine says his pastor told him that Noah collected a pair of ALL species including dinosaurs (all 340 kind). God kept them from eating the other animals. We must remember earth is only about 6,000 years old. No evolution, no asteroid theory 240 million years ago wiping out the dinos. He also told me that the Grand Canyon has always looked like it does today. No millions of years erosion. God liked it that way. "What about the fossils buried in the rock a mile down?" "I told you…God liked it that way!"

Religious people are brainwashed fools. Period.

That there are folks that "believe" is a sad state on our general species.
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 30, 2014, 12:48:51 PM
Although Jesus was lean, his lack of ripped glutes tells the story of a lazy man...I think if he would have cut the bread out of his diet, he could have brought in the glutes for the big show...
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: Parker on March 30, 2014, 01:06:19 PM
The people that wrote the several flood stories around that time also believed earth was flat…so the water poured over the edges….right?

A Christian friend of mine says his pastor told him that Noah collected a pair of ALL species including dinosaurs (all 340 kind). God kept them from eating the other animals. We must remember earth is only about 6,000 years old. No evolution, no asteroid theory 240 million years ago wiping out the dinos. He also told me that the Grand Canyon has always looked like it does today. No millions of years erosion. God liked it that way. "What about the fossils buried in the rock a mile down?" "I told you…God liked it that way!"
The man and his pastor are very misguided.
Yeah, God kept T. Rex's from eating Apatosauruses...yet how was T. Rex fed? Fish?
And let's not forget about the Megafauna of North America---Mastadons, Smilodon (the famous sabre-tooth tiger), American Lion, and various other animals.
Title: Re: Let's talk about Noah's ark.
Post by: James28 on March 30, 2014, 01:22:39 PM
if it was God's will then it wouldn't even matter  if the number of animals to be carried in the arc was 17 trillion, and they were all elephants, and the arc was to be made of blades of grass alone, Noah would still succeed. There is Nothing God cannot do

Did he make you a flaming homo that spread his ass cheeks for Aids infected schmoes?