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Title: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: the trainer on May 13, 2014, 08:57:29 AM
I could not imagine training with that shit it must fuck with your training concentration everytime that shit goes off.

Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on May 13, 2014, 09:05:52 AM
Planet Fatness is not even a gym...
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: Purge_WTF on May 13, 2014, 09:08:23 AM
The proper response (NSFW):



Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: 240 is Back on May 13, 2014, 09:10:18 AM
LOL!

I'd love to see a bunch of top Pro Bbers go in there, looking huge but breaking no rules, and do their curls with the 10 pound dumbbells.   
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 13, 2014, 09:10:56 AM
Would love to invade this gym with a large Getbig crew...
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: the trainer on May 13, 2014, 09:13:05 AM
The proper response (NSFW):





Real getbigger I am sure he posts here.
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: Foozle on May 13, 2014, 09:14:31 AM
I could not imagine training with that shit it must fuck with your training concentration everytime that shit goes off.

You can't imagine anything outside of someone's nuts in your mouth or their pole up your butt.  You love men and all your posts and threads suck, manrider.

If someone threw a boomerang up your asshole it would have room to turn around and come out.
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: Thick Nick on May 13, 2014, 09:19:11 AM
You can't imagine anything outside of someone's nuts in your mouth or their pole up your butt.  You love men and all your posts and threads suck, manrider.

If someone threw a boomerang up your asshole it would have room to turn around and come out.

Welcome back Foozle.  We missed you.
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: wes on May 13, 2014, 10:39:32 AM
You can't imagine anything outside of someone's nuts in your mouth or their pole up your butt.  You love men and all your posts and threads suck, manrider.

If someone threw a boomerang up your asshole it would have room to turn around and come out.
;D
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on May 13, 2014, 10:42:38 AM
LOL!

I'd love to see a bunch of top Pro Bbers go in there, looking huge but breaking no rules, and do their curls with the 10 pound dumbbells.   

Haha that would be awesome
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: Nails on May 13, 2014, 12:12:47 PM
Brutal grunting with 70 lb bar

however i would love to get a free pass and make that alarm go off non stop for 2 hours straight , if they dont call the cops on you first
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: the trainer on May 13, 2014, 12:27:57 PM
Brutal grunting with 70 lb bar

however i would love to get a free pass and make that alarm go off non stop for 2 hours straight , if they dont call the cops on you first

hahaha you only get one warning and if you make the alarm go off again they kick you out and ban you.
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: deceiver on May 13, 2014, 12:35:07 PM
I am still wondering how the fuck this has become quite succesful gym network. It is not about "normal" people and "gym rats" anymore. Hello, this is 2014, thanks to Crossfit every guy out there knows what "squat", "deadlift", "clean" and "mobility" is.  This shit is not a secret anymore, everyone knows they should squat and that they should squat ass to grass. So question is, who the fuck wants to be in the gym where you are virtually unable to exercise? Yelling and screaming may not be necessary or even desired but for fucks sake, grunting?!

My conclusion is that if you go to planet fitness you are a lazy guy who likes to fool himself he is doing something with his body because he "goes to the gym".
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: HavoX on May 13, 2014, 12:58:53 PM
Why go to a gym with 50 lb dumbells?  That's like working out in a hotel.
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: Grape Ape on May 13, 2014, 01:00:48 PM
Why go to a gym with 50 lb dumbells?  That's like working out in a hotel.

You can have a great workout with 50s if you circuit, etc....

Unfortunately, the type of workout you'd need to do would get you tossed from Planet Fitness.
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: Icelord on May 13, 2014, 01:12:30 PM
They serve good pizza, wings, and banana split sundaes at Planetfitness's health bar I hear.
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: Simple Simon on May 13, 2014, 01:14:15 PM
They serve good pizza, wings, and banana split sundaes at Planetfitness's health bar I hear.
Shizzo would make the alarm go off eating the pizza.
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: Icelord on May 13, 2014, 01:15:15 PM
Shizzo would make the alarm go off eating the pizza.
Either that or when he drops a deuce in the locker room toilets.
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on May 13, 2014, 01:18:35 PM
I am still wondering how the fuck this has become quite succesful gym network. It is not about "normal" people and "gym rats" anymore. Hello, this is 2014, thanks to Crossfit every guy out there knows what "squat", "deadlift", "clean" and "mobility" is.  This shit is not a secret anymore, everyone knows they should squat and that they should squat ass to grass. So question is, who the fuck wants to be in the gym where you are virtually unable to exercise? Yelling and screaming may not be necessary or even desired but for fucks sake, grunting?!

My conclusion is that if you go to planet fitness you are a lazy guy who likes to fool himself he is doing something with his body because he "goes to the gym".

$10/month is hard to beat.  Most gym patrons stick to cardio equipment, which Planet Fitness has in spades.  The fact that the dumbbells don't go over 60 pounds is not an issue for their target demographic.
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: Nails on May 13, 2014, 01:26:54 PM
hahaha you only get one warning and if you make the alarm go off again they kick you out and ban you.


Jees that fast huh  ;D
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: Lustral on May 13, 2014, 01:27:41 PM
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: bigbadwolfe on May 13, 2014, 03:22:01 PM
As a gym owner this shit fucking drives me nuts!!! Planet Fitness can lick my fucking nuts!!!
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: Icelord on May 13, 2014, 03:25:15 PM
As a gym owner this shit fucking drives me nuts!!! Planet Fitness can lick my fucking nuts!!!
Gyms are too expensive, though. I understand paying $400 a year for a Gold's with state-of-the-art equipment, but the average club isn't worth its price. They shunt the utilities and AC costs onto the client.

Planet Fitness is very affordable. That's what people want, except for hardcore lifters and men.
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: MP on May 13, 2014, 05:47:34 PM
The proper response (NSFW):





Love that vid.  ;D
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on May 13, 2014, 10:03:50 PM
You can't imagine anything outside of someone's nuts in your mouth or their pole up your butt.  You love men and all your posts and threads suck, manrider.

If someone threw a boomerang up your asshole it would have room to turn around and come out.

I can verify that the above post is 100% true about the Gay-ner.

He likes his peanut butter and cock sandwiches, minus the peanut butter if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: Purge_WTF on May 14, 2014, 06:09:37 AM
Love that vid.  ;D

One of my faves, alongside the Ron Paul supporters chasing that treasonous Neocon rat Sean Hannity through the streets.
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: _aj_ on May 14, 2014, 04:27:16 PM
I am still wondering how the fuck this has become quite succesful gym network. It is not about "normal" people and "gym rats" anymore. Hello, this is 2014, thanks to Crossfit every guy out there knows what "squat", "deadlift", "clean" and "mobility" is.  This shit is not a secret anymore, everyone knows they should squat and that they should squat ass to grass. So question is, who the fuck wants to be in the gym where you are virtually unable to exercise? Yelling and screaming may not be necessary or even desired but for fucks sake, grunting?!

My conclusion is that if you go to planet fitness you are a lazy guy who likes to fool himself he is doing something with his body because he "goes to the gym".

It's a gym owner's dream to have paying customers that never show up. No wear and tear.

Now imagine pandering to an entire demographic that pays and never shows up. It's genius.

Having a gym full of people that come 5x a week and beat the hell out of your equipment is a recipe for high monthly dues or bankruptcy. Or both.
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: bigbadwolfe on May 14, 2014, 04:40:25 PM
Gyms are too expensive, though. I understand paying $400 a year for a Gold's with state-of-the-art equipment, but the average club isn't worth its price. They shunt the utilities and AC costs onto the client.

Planet Fitness is very affordable. That's what people want, except for hardcore lifters and men.

My gym is 2200 sq foot and almost all free weights. Hardcore atmosphere totally opposite of these corporate douche bag gyms. And I'm cheap $25 per month for 24/7 access. For me its not about the money its about giving us old school hardcore guys a place to train when and how we want to!!!
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: bigbadwolfe on May 14, 2014, 04:41:17 PM
I'm thinking about installing a "whiny ass bitch" alarm so when someone bitches about their pussy hurting it will go off!!!
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: MP on May 14, 2014, 06:06:03 PM
One of my faves, alongside the Ron Paul supporters chasing that treasonous Neocon rat Sean Hannity through the streets.

Just looked that one up. Hadn't heard of that incident. Never really thought of Hannity as a bad guy. He's always been very critical of Obama. Very few of those in the media.
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: Icelord on May 14, 2014, 06:44:19 PM
My gym is 2200 sq foot and almost all free weights. Hardcore atmosphere totally opposite of these corporate douche bag gyms. And I'm cheap $25 per month for 24/7 access. For me its not about the money its about giving us old school hardcore guys a place to train when and how we want to!!!

Not many gyms like that around, unfortunately. There needs to be a chain of hardcore gyms.
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: the trainer on May 14, 2014, 06:50:06 PM
Real hardcore gym these are the kind of places to train.

(http://visionaryathletes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/osg2.jpg)

(http://visionaryathletes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/osg1.jpg)

(http://visionaryathletes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/jakked1.jpg)

Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: the trainer on May 14, 2014, 06:51:12 PM
When you see a sign like this you know you have arrived at the right place.

(http://visionaryathletes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Apollon3.jpg)
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: Icelord on May 14, 2014, 06:53:36 PM
When you see a sign like this you know you have arrived at the right place.

(http://visionaryathletes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Apollon3.jpg)

(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/PQ6OrO1f610/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 14, 2014, 09:07:57 PM
When you see a sign like this you know you have arrived at the right place.

(http://visionaryathletes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Apollon3.jpg)

That's not the gym where I train :(
Title: Re: Training with the lunk alarm
Post by: Purge_WTF on May 15, 2014, 05:54:16 AM
Just looked that one up. Hadn't heard of that incident. Never really thought of Hannity as a bad guy. He's always been very critical of Obama. Very few of those in the media.

He's very critical of whoever the Republican establishment tells him to be critical of. He's a GOP gigolo.