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Title: Sex with a bad back
Post by: the trainer on May 17, 2014, 01:25:20 PM
So yesterday I strain my back down heavy upright rows and behind the back shrugs, now I am suppose to see this chick later and I am thinking of postponing the date cause I am known to be a heavy pounder the kind of guy who will break a bed down and I am not sure I can go hard with my back, what do you guys think.
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: monstermunch on May 17, 2014, 01:29:39 PM
gayer than referring to yourself as a 'heavy pounder'
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: Simple Simon on May 17, 2014, 01:30:35 PM
just get a blow job off him.
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: The Onion on May 17, 2014, 01:37:44 PM
Just tell her that your'e usually a heavy pounder but that you hurt your behind doing rows for the bros. She'll understand.
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: bradistani on May 17, 2014, 01:39:32 PM
is the back consenting or is the slut dressed provocatively and asking for it ?
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: littledumbells on May 17, 2014, 03:20:23 PM
   Take a couple vikes and have at it
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: Fortress on May 17, 2014, 03:22:03 PM
Load up on ibuprofin and give 'er.
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: Leatherneck on May 17, 2014, 03:27:35 PM
Let her ride.
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: HavoX on May 17, 2014, 03:29:20 PM
Breakin beds and smashin heads

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Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: visualizeperfection on May 17, 2014, 03:33:07 PM
So yesterday I strain my back down heavy upright rows and behind the back shrugs, now I am suppose to see this chick later and I am thinking of postponing the date cause I am known to be a heavy pounder the kind of guy who will break a bed down and I am not sure I can go hard with my back, what do you guys think.

You could always explain to him that your back hurts. Etc.
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: TEH boob on May 17, 2014, 03:34:26 PM
You could always explain to him that your back hurts. Etc.

I didn't think bottoms had to worry about thrusting  ???
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: ChopperRider on May 17, 2014, 05:09:32 PM
So yesterday I strain my back down heavy upright rows and behind the back shrugs, now I am suppose to see this chick later and I am thinking of postponing the date cause I am known to be a heavy pounder the kind of guy who will break a bed down and I am not sure I can go hard with my back, what do you guys think.

I see why Foozle hates the air you breathe.

This is the most thinly veiled troll for cock we have had on this board in a LONG, LONG, time.

Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: Parker on May 17, 2014, 05:14:06 PM
With each pound,the heavy pounder pounds away at being the pound for pound heaviest pounder of them all.
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: kh300 on May 17, 2014, 05:36:34 PM
Oh brother. Gayer then turning down sex because you have to wake up early the next morning. Common trainer, your better then that. Man the fuck up and make her do all the work if you have to.
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: dr.chimps on May 17, 2014, 05:39:13 PM
Which each pound,the heavy pounder pounds away at being the pound for pound heaviest pounder of them all.
Penny wise; pound sense.
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: the trainer on May 17, 2014, 06:01:49 PM
Breakin beds and smashin heads

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Yes sir that is why I do heavy squats and deadlifts.
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: SamoanIrishman on May 17, 2014, 06:45:22 PM
Take a hot bath, rub some scentless icy hot soreness cream on that shot and pop a Vicodin. If anything the Vicodin will numb you Dick to and help you lose the "fast and furious" rep rumor about you going around  ;D

Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: Parker on May 17, 2014, 06:53:04 PM
Penny wise; pound sense.
true, he gets his penny's worth for each pound.
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: dyslexic on May 17, 2014, 07:10:34 PM
Pound for pound it's probably best to get your best bang for the buck.... or bukk?
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: _aj_ on May 17, 2014, 07:12:54 PM
I see why Foozle hates the air you breathe.

This is the most thinly veiled troll for cock we have had on this board in a LONG, LONG, time.

Foozle failing to see this epic fish-in-a-barrel thread from his nemesis of peace.
 
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: The Ugly on May 17, 2014, 07:21:59 PM
I've never fucked a bad back. Sounds awkward.
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: the trainer on May 17, 2014, 07:26:40 PM
I've never fucked a bad back. Sounds awkward.

Yes it is, best to lay on your back and let the bitch ride you.
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: visualizeperfection on May 17, 2014, 07:29:26 PM
Yes it is, best to lay on your back and let the bottom ride you.

My bad, I assumed you were the bottom.
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: Army of One on May 17, 2014, 07:32:14 PM
Maybe ask the bad black to go slow on your rectum.
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: Lustral on May 17, 2014, 07:37:32 PM
When I had severe pneumonia ( had moved from lungs into blood, I was on verge of death) I still banged my girlfriend at the time in the hospital with IVs in my arm and a mask on my face. Man up.

I did a PLing contest with a torn sciatic nerve and you're asking if you can have sex with a tired back?
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: TEH boob on May 17, 2014, 08:16:18 PM
Title: Re: Sex with a bad back
Post by: The Ugly on May 17, 2014, 08:17:10 PM
Yes it is, best to lay on your back and let the bitch ride you.

You misread.