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Title: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: Army of One on May 23, 2014, 04:33:20 PM
I was with my ex for just under 4 years. We got married in September, everything seemed to be going well. We were just about ot buy a condo/a car, and lots of talk fo kids. On March she out of the blue got distant, then a week later asked em to move out and she wanted a divorce. It was horrible for me i broke down that night called my mom i had no clue what to do. I called her mom to see what i should do etc. The Ex flipped her **** at that, but come on a divorce is serious any sane man would do anything to save a marriage they loved. I was sleeping on a friends couch after it happened. I could barely sleep or eat and always quiet at work. I later found out that the same friend who's couch i was sleeping on was sleeping with my wife while i was on his couch.

She did not seem to care when i was in tears that night, she did not seem to care when i was moving. Hell, the only emotional reaction i got out of her from the separation was when i told her mom. I have no clue what she is doing i imagine still seeing my old friend (have not seen him since before i left his couch, training muay thai for 2 years afraid i would end up in jail). All of our friends disowned him and he is completely alone. In fact when i confronted her about it he left the city for 3 days. I went to my old place to get all my stuff i found his hat, her birth control pills,the wine from our wedding opened. She also had a secret facebook account that i found out she had after the fact.

I have been hooking up with randoms and everything but i still feel brutal about it.The randoms arent even the same. I jsut dont have the same feel to it. I guess its because the separation was so recently? Divorce will hopefully be finalized in November. I hate her i really do but i have no clue what would happen if she came back to me to apologize etc.
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: Marty Champions on May 23, 2014, 04:36:06 PM
honestly man you sound like you need to eat more calories. try sandwiches with 4 peices of white bread, vegan mayonaids, good quality american cheese, tofurky slices (vegetarian ham)

eat one crate of strawberries per day
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: Nails on May 23, 2014, 04:39:57 PM
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/1883/357/d/IMG_4124.jpg)
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 23, 2014, 04:50:34 PM
hey guys----this is NOT written by  db/army of one
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: Nails on May 23, 2014, 04:53:47 PM
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: oldtimer1 on May 23, 2014, 04:56:11 PM
Is this a joke or are you really looking to getbiggers for words of wisdom?  

I'll give my thoughts. Love is a two way street. If she doesn't want you it's over and accept it. Mourn your loss but don't let it over whelm you. Time does heal a wound like this. Don't be the guy who can't get over the girl. Psychologically deep down and you don't want to hear this but on a deep level it's almost like getting rejected by your mother. Be strong and move on. Forget hoes when you move on. You want a decent girl who will love you and be there for you in good times and bad like the cliche goes. A pretty whore is fun for awhile but do you think it will be that way 10 to 20 years down the line. I recently looked up a girl on facebook who broke my heart 35 years ago. I puked in my mouth a little when I saw what she looked like.  She is alone living with cats.
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 23, 2014, 07:15:01 PM
I was with my ex for just under 4 years. We got married in September, everything seemed to be going well. We were just about ot buy a condo/a car, and lots of talk fo kids. On March she out of the blue got distant, then a week later asked em to move out and she wanted a divorce. It was horrible for me i broke down that night called my mom i had no clue what to do. I called her mom to see what i should do etc. The Ex flipped her **** at that, but come on a divorce is serious any sane man would do anything to save a marriage they loved. I was sleeping on a friends couch after it happened. I could barely sleep or eat and always quiet at work. I later found out that the same friend who's couch i was sleeping on was sleeping with my wife while i was on his couch.

She did not seem to care when i was in tears that night, she did not seem to care when i was moving. Hell, the only emotional reaction i got out of her from the separation was when i told her mom. I have no clue what she is doing i imagine still seeing my old friend (have not seen him since before i left his couch, training muay thai for 2 years afraid i would end up in jail). All of our friends disowned him and he is completely alone. In fact when i confronted her about it he left the city for 3 days. I went to my old place to get all my stuff i found his hat, her birth control pills,the wine from our wedding opened. She also had a secret facebook account that i found out she had after the fact.

I have been hooking up with randoms and everything but i still feel brutal about it.The randoms arent even the same. I jsut dont have the same feel to it. I guess its because the separation was so recently? Divorce will hopefully be finalized in November. I hate her i really do but i have no clue what would happen if she came back to me to apologize etc.

First thing...build some muscle.
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: Rambone on May 23, 2014, 07:17:54 PM
Fuck her mom
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 23, 2014, 07:21:17 PM
Fuck her mom

Better yet, fuck her one last time, then knock her out, shave her head, and fuck her little sister.

Most women accept it as the natural order of things, but one woman got all mad about it and showed up at my door the next day.

(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQOSM53mUmYrGkL-WmQOjQjXJ8uwMqkOnaxk6LhLUZ7j5_v9QRSDh4exGpXgg)
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: DanielPaul on May 23, 2014, 07:25:48 PM
honestly man you sound like you need to eat more calories. try sandwiches with 4 peices of white bread, vegan mayonaids, good quality american cheese, tofurky slices (vegetarian ham)

eat one crate of strawberries per day
I honestly wonder if you are mentally retarded
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: wolfrittner on May 23, 2014, 07:56:14 PM
hey guys----this is NOT written by  db/army of one
Ok.
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: Quickerblade on May 23, 2014, 10:36:03 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: The Onion on May 24, 2014, 03:52:05 AM
This pic is about female "friends" but the general idea (me, me, me...) is often applicable to other situations, such as dating and relationships...

 :D
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: _bruce_ on May 24, 2014, 04:09:11 AM
Is this a joke or are you really looking to getbiggers for words of wisdom?  

I'll give my thoughts. Love is a two way street. If she doesn't want you it's over and accept it. Mourn your loss but don't let it over whelm you. Time does heal a wound like this. Don't be the guy who can't get over the girl. Psychologically deep down and you don't want to hear this but on a deep level it's almost like getting rejected by your mother. Be strong and move on. Forget hoes when you move on. You want a decent girl who will love you and be there for you in good times and bad like the cliche goes. A pretty whore is fun for awhile but do you think it will be that way 10 to 20 years down the line. I recently looked up a girl on facebook who broke my heart 35 years ago. I puked in my mouth a little when I saw what she looked like.  She is alone living with cats.

Pussy fortified by more pussy - lethal insanity ahead.
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: Knooger on May 24, 2014, 06:32:06 AM
Shit story was not worthy of a copy and paste.
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: Alpine on May 24, 2014, 06:38:42 AM
honestly man you sound like you need to eat more calories. try sandwiches with 4 peices of white bread, vegan mayonaids, good quality american cheese, tofurky slices (vegetarian ham)

eat one crate of strawberries per day

Solid advice there. 1 crate of strawberries a day to cure the "divorcie blues." That makes a wold of sense. The tofurkey sandwich is an nice touch too. Marty Fucking Champions, you've done it again.
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: Waller on May 24, 2014, 06:41:16 AM
I hope whoever this was cracked a few off on the couch
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: ChopperRider on May 24, 2014, 06:43:38 AM
Army.....any chance I could have her cell number?
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: Mr Anabolic on May 24, 2014, 06:46:39 AM
I was with my ex for just under 4 years. We got married in September, everything seemed to be going well. We were just about ot buy a condo/a car, and lots of talk fo kids. On March she out of the blue got distant, then a week later asked em to move out and she wanted a divorce. It was horrible for me i broke down that night called my mom i had no clue what to do. I called her mom to see what i should do etc. The Ex flipped her **** at that, but come on a divorce is serious any sane man would do anything to save a marriage they loved. I was sleeping on a friends couch after it happened. I could barely sleep or eat and always quiet at work. I later found out that the same friend who's couch i was sleeping on was sleeping with my wife while i was on his couch.

She did not seem to care when i was in tears that night, she did not seem to care when i was moving. Hell, the only emotional reaction i got out of her from the separation was when i told her mom. I have no clue what she is doing i imagine still seeing my old friend (have not seen him since before i left his couch, training muay thai for 2 years afraid i would end up in jail). All of our friends disowned him and he is completely alone. In fact when i confronted her about it he left the city for 3 days. I went to my old place to get all my stuff i found his hat, her birth control pills,the wine from our wedding opened. She also had a secret facebook account that i found out she had after the fact.

I have been hooking up with randoms and everything but i still feel brutal about it.The randoms arent even the same. I jsut dont have the same feel to it. I guess its because the separation was so recently? Divorce will hopefully be finalized in November. I hate her i really do but i have no clue what would happen if she came back to me to apologize etc.

It ended all after you got "married".

As soon as she started acting "distant", she was sucking someone else's cock.

After the divorce, 50% of all your money will be hers.

You dumb ass.
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: ChopperRider on May 24, 2014, 06:47:54 AM
Or her Mom's cell number....you never know.
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 24, 2014, 08:23:07 AM
This story reeks of BB.com

So many betas over there you can't even count them.
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: oldtimer1 on May 24, 2014, 08:31:32 AM
Pussy fortified by more pussy - lethal insanity ahead.

Married 30 years. How many guys has your mother fucked since your father?
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: bigmikecox on May 24, 2014, 08:36:30 AM
Fuck that bitch!!!

go out, and bang everything that moves! Take pics of random whores blowing you and send them to her
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: MAXX on May 24, 2014, 08:39:32 AM
Ouch shit happens. Never marry. Dumbest trickery ever. Women love it though.

Best thing you can do to forget about her is to go out and bang other women ofc.
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: irishdave on May 24, 2014, 08:39:59 AM
It ended all after you got "married".

As soon as she started acting "distant", she was sucking someone else's cock.

After the divorce, 50% of all your money will be hers.

You dumb ass.

It's not his story. Army of one finds stories on reddit/bb.com, etc and pastes them here for us
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: irishdave on May 24, 2014, 08:40:51 AM
Fuck that bitch!!!

go out, and bang everything that moves! Take pics of random whores blowing you and send them to her

Little man, you couldn't score in a whorehouse you horrible looking darkie
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: MAXX on May 24, 2014, 08:43:45 AM
It's not his story. Army of one finds stories on reddit/bb.com, etc and pastes them here for us

true dat

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?p=1248176533#post1248176533
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 24, 2014, 02:46:50 PM
It's not his story. Army of one finds stories on reddit/bb.com, etc and pastes them here for us
Army is like our Shepard. Heralding in the beta-ness from all over the net for out pleasure

One of the best
Title: Re: Sloots are gonna sloot
Post by: falco on May 25, 2014, 12:04:33 PM
I was with my ex for just under 4 years. We got married in September, everything seemed to be going well. We were just about ot buy a condo/a car, and lots of talk fo kids. On March she out of the blue got distant, then a week later asked em to move out and she wanted a divorce. It was horrible for me i broke down that night called my mom i had no clue what to do. I called her mom to see what i should do etc. The Ex flipped her **** at that, but come on a divorce is serious any sane man would do anything to save a marriage they loved. I was sleeping on a friends couch after it happened. I could barely sleep or eat and always quiet at work. I later found out that the same friend who's couch i was sleeping on was sleeping with my wife while i was on his couch.

She did not seem to care when i was in tears that night, she did not seem to care when i was moving. Hell, the only emotional reaction i got out of her from the separation was when i told her mom. I have no clue what she is doing i imagine still seeing my old friend (have not seen him since before i left his couch, training muay thai for 2 years afraid i would end up in jail). All of our friends disowned him and he is completely alone. In fact when i confronted her about it he left the city for 3 days. I went to my old place to get all my stuff i found his hat, her birth control pills,the wine from our wedding opened. She also had a secret facebook account that i found out she had after the fact.

I have been hooking up with randoms and everything but i still feel brutal about it.The randoms arent even the same. I jsut dont have the same feel to it. I guess its because the separation was so recently? Divorce will hopefully be finalized in November. I hate her i really do but i have no clue what would happen if she came back to me to apologize etc.

You should write novels friend, it will be best sellers.