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Title: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Soul Crusher on August 11, 2014, 06:48:21 AM
BODYBUILDING 101: For those that "think" you are in shape and are ready for the IFBB Pro ranks, here is what "Pro Conditioning" looks like at 1 week out. When you have spider veins in your lower back, and your face is so sucked in that you can see the white of your cheek bones through your skin, and you can slide a small book in between your hamstring separation, and your chest is double striated... Then you have earned the right to say you are ready for the Pro's.

https://www.facebook.com/king.kamali.5?fref=ts

Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: BigCyp on August 11, 2014, 06:50:26 AM
He forgot to add "Also when the light of God himself is shining through the window of a dark kitchen"
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Dogma2010 on August 11, 2014, 06:52:48 AM
Thinks he can Crack top 8 at Olympia  :-\

Better get back to the Plaznosis or whatever it was. Never had more product returned in my life.
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Soul Crusher on August 11, 2014, 06:59:33 AM
Kamali is like Willie Loman at this point. 
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: gracie bjj on August 11, 2014, 06:59:55 AM
He forgot to add "Also when the light of God himself is shining through the window of a dark kitchen"

exactly, that lighting makes him look way better than he actually is,im not saying hes bad but hes using the lighting to make himself appear better
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: BigCyp on August 11, 2014, 07:05:57 AM
exactly, that lighting makes him look way better than he actually is,im not saying hes bad but hes using the lighting to make himself appear better

 ;D

They should add a new filter on iphone/instagram called "Dark Kitchen"

Even Ben Affleck would look ripped on it
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Radical Plato on August 11, 2014, 07:09:21 AM
BODYBUILDING 101: For those that "think" you are in shape and are ready for the IFBB Pro ranks, here is what "Pro Conditioning" looks like at 1 week out. When you have spider veins in your lower back, and your face is so sucked in that you can see the white of your cheek bones through your skin, and you can slide a small book in between your hamstring separation, and your chest is double striated... Then you have earned the right to say you are ready for the Pro's.

https://www.facebook.com/king.kamali.5?fref=ts


Looks like SHit. Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: gracie bjj on August 11, 2014, 07:10:52 AM
I THINK EVEN THAT BLACK GUY WHO POSTS ON HERE WITH THE BITCH TITS N BIG STOMACH(VIN)? WOULD LOOK RIPPED IN THAT KITCHEN ;D
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Man of Steel on August 11, 2014, 07:20:17 AM
;D

They should add a new filter on iphone/instagram called "Dark Kitchen"

Even Ben Affleck would look ripped on it

 ;D
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Rambone on August 11, 2014, 07:30:50 AM
The Kamali Kitchen Klassic. Best lighting in the biz. #KKK
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Simple Simon on August 11, 2014, 07:31:30 AM
Looks better than Branch.
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: viking1 on August 11, 2014, 07:37:25 AM
I wish he would commentate during the Olympia Webcast again. He did a great job in 2011. Was refreshing listening to his honesty without none of the "cumming in peeled" and "striated glute" rubbish we normally hear.
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: King Shizzo on August 11, 2014, 07:50:10 AM
I am having deja vu from like 5-7 years ago.
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Alucard on August 11, 2014, 08:04:57 AM
He forgot to add "Also when the light of God himself is shining through the window of a dark kitchen"
The Kamali Kitchen Klassic. Best lighting in the biz. #KKK
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: BigCyp on August 11, 2014, 08:09:19 AM
The Kamali Kitchen Klassic. Best lighting in the biz. #KKK

Haha that's the one "Kamali Kitchen Klassic"

Whoever happens to be posing in front of the window, gets 1st place  :D
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Radical Plato on August 11, 2014, 08:11:38 AM
The Old King Kamali Magic Lighting trick.

(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-11-2014/e7rkM_.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/e7rkM_)
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Radical Plato on August 11, 2014, 08:15:26 AM
(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-02-2014/jeK_zW.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/jeK_zW)
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: King Shizzo on August 11, 2014, 08:16:55 AM
The Old King Kamali Magic Lighting trick.

(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-11-2014/e7rkM_.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/e7rkM_)
That is a fucking awesome gif  ;D
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Soul Crusher on August 11, 2014, 08:19:13 AM
The Old King Kamali Magic Lighting trick.

(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-11-2014/e7rkM_.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/e7rkM_)

holy shit - lool!!!
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Rambone on August 11, 2014, 09:02:27 AM
The Old King Kamali Magic Lighting trick.

(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-11-2014/e7rkM_.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/e7rkM_)
Now that's talent
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: LurkerNoMore on August 11, 2014, 09:06:56 AM
The Old King Kamali Magic Lighting trick.

(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-11-2014/e7rkM_.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/e7rkM_)

DAMN!!!  Skillz here.
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: falco on August 11, 2014, 09:49:08 AM
How many years does that pic of Kamelo has?
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: King Shizzo on August 11, 2014, 09:51:39 AM
BODYBUILDING 101: For those that "think" you are in shape and are ready for the IFBB Pro ranks, here is what "Pro Conditioning" looks like at 1 week out. When you have spider veins in your lower back, and your face is so sucked in that you can see the white of your cheek bones through your skin, and you can slide a small book in between your hamstring separation, and your chest is double striated... Then you have earned the right to say you are ready for the Pro's.

https://www.facebook.com/king.kamali.5?fref=ts


My grandmother can make half of these claims. Not impressed.
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: pedro01 on August 11, 2014, 09:59:10 AM
words fail me
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Purge_WTF on August 11, 2014, 10:05:50 AM
Oily posterior deltoids.
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: SF1900 on August 11, 2014, 10:09:11 AM
The Old King Kamali Magic Lighting trick.

(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-11-2014/e7rkM_.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/e7rkM_)

LMAO!!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Alucard on August 11, 2014, 10:11:24 AM
The Old King Kamali Magic Lighting trick.

(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-11-2014/e7rkM_.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/e7rkM_)
Come on now, this is not only winning, but bi-winning! Epic!
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Soul Crusher on August 11, 2014, 10:16:04 AM
words fail me

Looks awful
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Rambone on August 11, 2014, 10:31:45 AM
words fail me

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=545539.0;attach=574567;image)

Judging by those sickly pre-death eyes, it's time to order that extra wide Kamali casket. PIP
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Hulkotron on August 11, 2014, 10:33:15 AM
Team Diabetic Neck
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Alpine on August 11, 2014, 10:34:01 AM
The Old King Kamali Magic Lighting trick.

(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-11-2014/e7rkM_.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/e7rkM_)

MASTERFUL !
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: tommywishbone on August 11, 2014, 10:39:26 AM
I've often thought Goodbum and Haney were the same person.
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: D.O.A. on August 11, 2014, 10:43:02 AM
words fail me
Kamali and Junior the two ugliest faces on this Planet!! They even look alike
Fat faces of Peace
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: IronMeister on August 11, 2014, 11:34:58 AM
(http://i62.tinypic.com/a0l5rn.jpg)
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Soul Crusher on August 11, 2014, 11:47:42 AM
(http://i62.tinypic.com/a0l5rn.jpg)

 :D
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: I ETA PI on August 11, 2014, 11:53:14 AM
The Old King Kamali Magic Lighting trick.

(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-11-2014/e7rkM_.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/e7rkM_)

 :D
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 11, 2014, 11:58:26 AM
The Old King Kamali Magic Lighting trick.

(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-11-2014/e7rkM_.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/e7rkM_)

Holy shit that's great.lol
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 11, 2014, 11:59:30 AM
(http://i62.tinypic.com/a0l5rn.jpg)

haha
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: wes on August 11, 2014, 04:46:09 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=545539.0;attach=574567;image)

no cupcakin`.....no lollypoppin` 
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: King Shizzo on August 11, 2014, 04:46:59 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=545539.0;attach=574567;image)

no cupcakin`.....no lollypoppin` 
No......... Plenty of cupcakes and plenty of lollipops.
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: The Grim Lifter on August 11, 2014, 04:52:55 PM
Didn't Dorian say Kamali didn't improve once he turned Pro? On live Webcast
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: thebrink on August 11, 2014, 05:01:51 PM
And thats all that matters in bodybuilding.

It doesn't matter of you look like shit or unimpressive off stage.
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: wes on August 11, 2014, 05:01:56 PM
No......... Plenty of cupcakes and plenty of lollipops.
.......and ice cream,apple pie,donuts,Chinese buffet,Mickey DEES,etc. etc. etc.  :D

The last fucking thing King needs is 8-10 more pounds on that frame.    :(

Skewed Thinking Of Peace
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Smokincrazy on August 11, 2014, 08:12:41 PM
The Old King Kamali Magic Lighting trick.

(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-11-2014/e7rkM_.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/e7rkM_)
Make Tbombz dance through it
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: el numero uno on August 11, 2014, 09:11:16 PM
The Old King Kamali Magic Lighting trick.

(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-11-2014/e7rkM_.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/e7rkM_)

LOL!
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 11, 2014, 11:03:42 PM
he is right...THAT's real conditioning.. very very lean indeed.
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Da Freak on August 11, 2014, 11:51:20 PM
is that a current pic? his hams look sick! what is he getting "in shape" for?

/h2
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: old-school-lifter on August 12, 2014, 12:20:07 AM
all i see is synthol

synthol bis, tris, delts
no striations except pecs

Dexter jackson is conditioned

Tamali is a bloated turd
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: falco on August 12, 2014, 03:27:55 AM
Ironmeister delivering hard!  ;D
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: TrueGrit on August 12, 2014, 03:45:34 AM
The Old King Kamali Magic Lighting trick.

(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-11-2014/e7rkM_.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/e7rkM_)

Best ever
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: oldtimer1 on August 12, 2014, 03:51:10 AM
What is that growth on his rear delt? Looks like oil injections. Thighs look fantastic from that one shot. These pros have to stop insulin, growth hormone and oil injections. The physiques just all look the same like soft water retention bloat.
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Leatherneck on August 12, 2014, 07:17:28 AM
He's turning his infamous kitchen pics into a trademark. I hope he realizes that people aren't laughing with him.
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: michael arvilla on August 12, 2014, 07:41:14 AM
The Old King Kamali Magic Lighting trick.

(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-11-2014/e7rkM_.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/e7rkM_)
How the hell you did that?!?!?(and I hope you work with computers/do something like this for a living)
True Talent! 
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Radical Plato on August 12, 2014, 05:48:23 PM
How the hell you did that?!?!?(and I hope you work with computers/do something like this for a living)
True Talent! 
Thanks.  My Getbig work is very very basic, this is one of my more amateurish gifs.  I dont have any more time to spend making them a far better quality.  And yes, I work with computers.
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Rudee on August 12, 2014, 08:33:35 PM
That is a fucking awesome gif  ;D

Awesome bro!!
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: cephissus on August 12, 2014, 09:18:33 PM
(http://i62.tinypic.com/a0l5rn.jpg)

LMAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO

good work as well, ekul
Title: Re: Kamali: "For those that "think" you are in shape and ready for the IFBB ranks"
Post by: Wiggs on August 13, 2014, 01:22:19 AM
The Old King Kamali Magic Lighting trick.

(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-11-2014/e7rkM_.gif) (http://www.makeagif.com/e7rkM_)

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!