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Title: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: bigmc on August 22, 2014, 05:29:42 AM
It seems to me that although we sort of speak the same language

there are many differences between the british elite get biggers and the americans

this thread is an opportunity to discuss these differences

perhaps the most obvious one as pointed out by simon

is that we have a very sarcastic sense of humour which americans don't seem to understand

taking offence at our jokes and thinking we are being serious when its obvious to us we are joking
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Bevo on August 22, 2014, 05:36:56 AM
Is there things mr big mc??  :D
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: oldtimer1 on August 22, 2014, 05:39:01 AM
This thread is worthless without pictures of drunken thick blonds from England.  ;D
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Skorp1o on August 22, 2014, 05:39:07 AM

Yes, lots of Americanos gringos and neeguls, if you don't insert "lol" or a smilie at the end of your sentence they cock their guns.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Skorp1o on August 22, 2014, 05:43:06 AM
This thread is worthless without pictures of drunken thick blonds from England. ;D

(http://www.thevandallist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/drunk-girl1.jpg)

(http://cdn.listcovery.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/drunk_girl_peeing_pants.jpg)

(http://i2.asntown.net/h4/lifestyle/britain-england/drunk-british-girls-01.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/01/article-2532094-1A5D755600000578-209_964x788.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/01/article-2255587-16B59A04000005DC-181_634x723.jpg)

(http://i2.asntown.net/h4/lifestyle/britain-england/drunk-british-girls-09.jpg)

(http://cached.imagescaler.hbpl.co.uk/resize/scaleWidth/620/?sUrl=http://offlinehbpl.hbpl.co.uk/news/OKM/9C9D4442-0C17-E194-9F53547E6FCC4059.jpg)



French girls in Paris  :D
(http://www.deliciouslynoted.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/gossipparis9.jpg)
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: bigmc on August 22, 2014, 05:47:09 AM
most of them would get it skorp

especially the one on in the red dress on her way to a threesome with the police  8)
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: pedro01 on August 22, 2014, 05:47:41 AM
The term "American" is too broad IMO.

You might as well ask what the difference is between Europeans and Americans.

Having travelled a lot in the states, I think there's massive cultural differences between states.

Someone from Chicago is a lot more like a Brit than someone from Knoxville. More edgy. Less fucking straw in their hat...
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Rascal full on August 22, 2014, 05:48:11 AM
Yes, lots of Americanos gringos and neeguls, if you don't insert "lol" or a smilie at the end of your sentence they cock their guns.

LMAO well put.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: bigmc on August 22, 2014, 05:49:54 AM
The term "American" is too broad IMO.

You might as well ask what the difference is between Europeans and Americans.

Having travelled a lot in the states, I think there's massive cultural differences between states.

Someone from Chicago is a lot more like a Brit than someone from Knoxville. More edgy. Less fucking straw in their hat...

I was generalsing assuming that most americans are like shizzo

but I appreciate that is a massive insult to 99.9 percent of them
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Skorp1o on August 22, 2014, 05:51:42 AM
most of them would get it skorp

especially the one on in the red dress on her way to a threesome with the police  8)

She's top notch, the sort of girls you see in the better clubs in Leeds.

The fighting blonde is porky and well fed, angry girls screw hard from experience especially if you're the one who pissed them off  :D
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: thegamechanger on August 22, 2014, 05:53:58 AM
cant think of much positive to say about the british or britain.
weather is shit. music is shit like coldplay. food stinks. politics stinks and it's like 1984 there with cameras everywhere. girls are ugly. i guess there used to be some class some great bands in the past, some good designers, some good educated people with etiquette but its all gone down hill. now its just trash in tracksuits and tattoos.
cant think of a single reason to visit britain.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: bigmc on August 22, 2014, 05:58:51 AM
She's top notch, the sort of girls you see in the better clubs in Leeds.

The fighting blonde is porky and well fed, angry girls screw hard from experience especially if you're the one who pissed them off  :D

I think you will be surprised at how many hot ones there are now

none of that gold digger Russian shit you are used to
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: MikMaq on August 22, 2014, 05:59:56 AM
The term "American" is too broad IMO.

You might as well ask what the difference is between Europeans and Americans.

Having travelled a lot in the states, I think there's massive cultural differences between states.

Someone from Chicago is a lot more like a Brit than someone from Knoxville. More edgy. Less fucking straw in their hat...
A load of bullshit, every country has its regional variants.

Just look at Canada, its fucking wack how indifferent we are to eachother.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: thegamechanger on August 22, 2014, 06:01:38 AM
usa more than others because of its history of immigration which makes it quite unique and cant be compared to countries like britain
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Skorp1o on August 22, 2014, 06:06:02 AM
cant think of much positive to say about the british or britain.
weather is shit. music is shit like coldplay. food stinks. politics stinks and it's like 1984 there with cameras everywhere. girls are ugly. i guess there used to be some class some great bands in the past, some good designers, some good educated people with etiquette but its all gone down hill. now its just trash in tracksuits and tattoos.
cant think of a single reason to visit britain.


That's pretty much a half glass full and as pessimistic as it gets  type of view of the UK.

We have great looking girls, great restaurants, many cities with lots to do and music wise we still have our mark on the world.

Do some countries do better than the UK? off course, but this doesn't mean it's all shit here.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: bigmc on August 22, 2014, 06:06:57 AM
cant think of much positive to say about the british or britain.
weather is shit. music is shit like coldplay. food stinks. politics stinks and it's like 1984 there with cameras everywhere. girls are ugly. i guess there used to be some class some great bands in the past, some good designers, some good educated people with etiquette but its all gone down hill. now its just trash in tracksuits and tattoos.
cant think of a single reason to visit britain.


where do you live now
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: SweetMuscles on August 22, 2014, 06:07:43 AM
America leads, Britain follows. Good doggie.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Skorp1o on August 22, 2014, 06:07:49 AM
where do you live now

Probably working as a plumber in Australia  ;D
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: bigmc on August 22, 2014, 06:08:59 AM
America leads, Britain follows. Good doggie.

shizzo is amercian

therefore american = fail
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Skorp1o on August 22, 2014, 06:09:27 AM
Hey Bigmc

Me thinks estos cabrones Americanos are missing the point of this thread and are getting on their caballos altos
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Lustral on August 22, 2014, 06:15:13 AM
In ireland we all take piss out of each other. Outsiders must think we're being horrible to each other. My girlfriend used to take offence and thought I was backtracking when I said it is just how we talk here. She gets it now.

she just did a darth vader impression to me as I wrote this cos of my wheezing chest  ;D
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: epic_alien on August 22, 2014, 06:16:59 AM
It seems to me that although we sort of speak the same language

there are many differences between the british elite get biggers and the americans

this thread is an opportunity to discuss these differences

perhaps the most obvious one as pointed out by simon

is that we have a very sarcastic sense of humour which americans don't seem to understand

taking offence at our jokes and thinking we are being serious when its obvious to us we are joking



sarcasm is just a veiled way to insult someone
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Skorp1o on August 22, 2014, 06:21:35 AM
sarcasm is just a veiled way to insult someone

Where I'm from, insulting someone is a veiled way to compliment them...so fuck off.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: 240 is Back on August 22, 2014, 06:23:29 AM
those Bobby's must have headaches all the time from the bright ass coats.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/01/article-2255587-16B59A04000005DC-181_634x723.jpg)
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Man of Steel on August 22, 2014, 06:24:23 AM
Lot of snaggletoothed, periodontitis heroes in this thread.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: bigmc on August 22, 2014, 06:28:11 AM
Lot of snaggletoothed, periodontitis heroes in this thread.

were you spitting crumbs on your key board when you typed that man of pies
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: _aj_ on August 22, 2014, 06:28:44 AM
Not as much in the northeast or the west coast, but all other parts of the USA is about guns, God and family.

My mom taught me to shoot when I was 6. She's 76 today and can still probably outshoot me. Her first job in Denver, Colorado when she was 12 was as a professional horse-breaker. She broke new horses to the saddle. She's tougher than I am.

Real Americans believe in the government that governs best governs least. Most real Americans would like to push the UN building into the East River with all of the "diplomats" inside.

Real Americans are slow to the draw, but will respond with overwhelming force.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: bigmc on August 22, 2014, 06:30:15 AM
sarcasm is just a veiled way to insult someone

not really if done in a funny way

americans get insulted because they cant interpret the content
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Man of Steel on August 22, 2014, 06:31:48 AM
were you spitting crumbs on your key board when you typed that man of pies

Oh brother, "bigmc"......I'll have you know I never allow a morsel of food to fall from my mouth.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: bigmc on August 22, 2014, 06:33:25 AM
Oh brother, "bigmc"......I'll have you know I never allow a morsel of food to fall from my mouth.
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it would probably hit you in the back of the head

to be fair a morbidly obese religious nut isn't an American  stereotype at all  :D
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: MikMaq on August 22, 2014, 06:34:31 AM
Not as much in the northeast or the west coast, but all other parts of the USA is about guns, God and family.

My mom taught me to shoot when I was 6. She's 76 today and can still probably outshoot me. Her first job in Denver, Colorado when she was 12 was as a professional horse-breaker. She broke new horses to the saddle. She's tougher than I am.

Real Americans believe in the government that governs best governs least. Most real Americans would like to push the UN building into the East River with all of the "diplomats" inside.

Real Americans are slow to the draw, but will respond with overwhelming force.
You would be amazed at how badly the majority of the worlds people wanna drown these  fucking bible  thumpers.

Like fuck anytime I get this illusion my rural imbred background is no different from yours the bible is mentioned.

America is a first world economy with a third world demographics.

Its like there is a lack of perspective or detachment
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: residue on August 22, 2014, 06:36:25 AM
(http://www.thevandallist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/drunk-girl1.jpg)

(http://cdn.listcovery.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/drunk_girl_peeing_pants.jpg)

(http://i2.asntown.net/h4/lifestyle/britain-england/drunk-british-girls-01.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/01/article-2532094-1A5D755600000578-209_964x788.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/01/article-2255587-16B59A04000005DC-181_634x723.jpg)

(http://i2.asntown.net/h4/lifestyle/britain-england/drunk-british-girls-09.jpg)

(http://cached.imagescaler.hbpl.co.uk/resize/scaleWidth/620/?sUrl=http://offlinehbpl.hbpl.co.uk/news/OKM/9C9D4442-0C17-E194-9F53547E6FCC4059.jpg)



French girls in Paris  :D
(http://www.deliciouslynoted.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/gossipparis9.jpg)


in all fairness 100% of these girls are welsh,
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Man of Steel on August 22, 2014, 06:39:13 AM
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it would probably hit you in the back of the head

to be fair a morbidly obese religious nut isn't an American  stereotype at all  :D

I prefer portly Jesus freak thank you.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: _aj_ on August 22, 2014, 06:40:21 AM
You would be amazed at how badly the majority of the worlds people wanna drown these fucking bible thumpers.

You'd be surprised how little I or the rest of those "fucking bible thumpers" care about the world's opinion.

Keep in mind that if you took the rest of the world's militaries and combined them into a valid force and dropped them into Texas, the local indigenous civilian population would grind those fucking foreigners into hamburger in 2 months.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: T-REX007 on August 22, 2014, 06:41:10 AM
I don't see too many differences really, maybe a few superficially on the surface, but across the board, no

Britain and Europe have given the world more than anybody else - the arts,sciences,exploration,engineering ... you name it there is pretty much NOTHING that has not been influenced by the British and Europe

Britain is our mother country, our only REAL ally in trouble or who we can count on to watch our backs
The British were and still ARE I have to believe tough mother f......., with the possible exception of the Scotts, the toughest in Europe
They stood toe to toe with Germany twice, never backed down, the sun never set on their empire, they ruled the waves .... gotta admit they have a pretty impressive pedigree
America is the younger, bigger version
 ;D
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Man of Steel on August 22, 2014, 06:45:59 AM
You would be amazed at how badly the majority of the worlds people wanna drown these  fucking bible  thumpers.

Nothing amazing about it LOL.  Many, many unbelievers hate believers.  That hate will grow and grow.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 22, 2014, 06:46:22 AM
A similarity is the fact both are racist as fuck.  White Brits hate anything a shade darker than them and same with most americans but they sure love watching the darks play sports or make funny jokes
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Man of Steel on August 22, 2014, 06:47:22 AM
A similarity is the fact both are racist as fuck.  White Brits hate anything a shade darker than them and same with most americans but they sure love watching the darks play sports or make funny jokes

LOL "the darks"
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: MikMaq on August 22, 2014, 06:52:47 AM
You'd be surprised how little I or the rest of those "fucking bible thumpers" care about the world's opinion.

Keep in mind that if you took the rest of the world's militaries and combined them into a valid force and dropped them into Texas, the local indigenous civilian population would grind those fucking foreigners into hamburger in 2 months.
Actually I wouldnt be surprised at all, as I said your lack of perspective is the whole fucking point.

Americans consitantly invent narratives that are not relevant. Nobody gives a shit about military, guns , and some poorly written collection of fairytales. i think for most of the world these fascinations are something you grow out of once you reach adulthood.

Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: forillagorilla on August 22, 2014, 06:53:10 AM
There is a reason that almost all comedians are American or Americanized Brits... Brits aren't funny. My God look at British TV shows - the only time I know a joke was told was when the laugh track kicks in.
Absolutely no disrespect to Brits intended. I have spent an extraordinary amount of time with Royal Marines as well as some SAS and they are awesome warriors and made some very good friends. It was commonplace to smoke and joke about the cultural differences and many times they would point something out to me that really make me think.
One of the baddest H2H experts I ever met was a Royal Marine - this cat was fricking intense. When he laughed everyone laughed just out of respect !!!
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: MikMaq on August 22, 2014, 06:55:11 AM
There is a reason that almost all comedians are American or Americanized Brits... Brits aren't funny. My God look at British TV shows - the only time I know a joke was told was when the laugh track kicks in.
Absolutely no disrespect to Brits intended. I have spent an extraordinary amount of time with Royal Marines as well as some SAS and they are awesome warriors and made some very good friends. It was commonplace to smoke and joke about the cultural differences and many times they would point something out to me that really make me think.
One of the baddest H2H experts I ever met was a Royal Marine - this cat was fricking intense. When he laughed everyone laughed just out of respect !!!
Ironic thing to say considering most american comics are either Canadian or Catholic Americans.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: oldtimer1 on August 22, 2014, 06:55:33 AM
(http://www.thevandallist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/drunk-girl1.jpg)

(http://cdn.listcovery.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/drunk_girl_peeing_pants.jpg)

(http://i2.asntown.net/h4/lifestyle/britain-england/drunk-british-girls-01.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/01/article-2532094-1A5D755600000578-209_964x788.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/01/article-2255587-16B59A04000005DC-181_634x723.jpg)

(http://i2.asntown.net/h4/lifestyle/britain-england/drunk-british-girls-09.jpg)

(http://cached.imagescaler.hbpl.co.uk/resize/scaleWidth/620/?sUrl=http://offlinehbpl.hbpl.co.uk/news/OKM/9C9D4442-0C17-E194-9F53547E6FCC4059.jpg)



French girls in Paris  :D
(http://www.deliciouslynoted.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/gossipparis9.jpg)


Now that's what I'm talking about.  :P
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: _aj_ on August 22, 2014, 06:57:38 AM
i think for most of the world these fascinations are something you grow out of once you reach adulthood.

If most of the rest of the world wasn't a Hobbsian nightmare, I would probably be more inclined to agree with you.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: BigCyp on August 22, 2014, 07:00:13 AM
most of them would get it skorp

especially the one on in the red dress on her way to a threesome with the police  8)

You should come clubbing in Southend, the women are spectacular.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Skorp1o on August 22, 2014, 07:00:52 AM
Not as much in the northeast or the west coast, but all other parts of the USA is about guns, God and family.

My mom taught me to shoot when I was 6. She's 76 today and can still probably outshoot me. Her first job in Denver, Colorado when she was 12 was as a professional horse-breaker. She broke new horses to the saddle. She's tougher than I am.

You keep getting cooler by the day no homo
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: MikMaq on August 22, 2014, 07:02:39 AM
If most of the rest of the world wasn't a Hobbsian nightmare, I would probably be more inclined to agree with you.
Whats that suppose to mean.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: ChopperRider on August 22, 2014, 07:02:46 AM
Is there a compelling reason the phaggot OP posted this here instead of over in the UK Circle Jerk subforum?

Would one of the useless fucking Mods do your goddam job and move this shit thread and slap the spermburper OP upside his huge Downs Syndrome head for posting this shit in the G&O.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Voice of Doom on August 22, 2014, 07:24:22 AM
cant think of much positive to say about the british or britain.
weather is shit. music is shit like coldplay. food stinks. politics stinks and it's like 1984 there with cameras everywhere. girls are ugly. i guess there used to be some class some great bands in the past, some good designers, some good educated people with etiquette but its all gone down hill. now its just trash in tracksuits and tattoos.
cant think of a single reason to visit britain.


^^This.  And they haven't produced a decent football team since 1990.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Hulkotron on August 22, 2014, 07:25:38 AM
most of them would get it skorp

especially the one on in the red dress on her way to a threesome with the police  8)

x2 nice thighs on that wench.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: WillGrant on August 22, 2014, 07:30:19 AM
I don't see too many differences really, maybe a few superficially on the surface, but across the board, no

Britain and Europe have given the world more than anybody else - the arts,sciences,exploration,engineering ... you name it there is pretty much NOTHING that has not been influenced by the British and Europe

Britain is our mother country, our only REAL ally in trouble or who we can count on to watch our backs
The British were and still ARE I have to believe tough mother f......., with the possible exception of the Scotts, the toughest in Europe
They stood toe to toe with Germany twice, never backed down, the sun never set on their empire, they ruled the waves .... gotta admit they have a pretty impressive pedigree
America is the younger, bigger version
 ;D
The Greatest minds are German , - and no on the toughest in Europe.. Sure there are tough individuals but if you want real hardcore tough
then that's a lot of those eastern european ,the  slavic countries - those are real hard fuckers who will slit your throat and have a smile on there face.

The Irish and Scots are crazy hard to.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: loco on August 22, 2014, 07:32:12 AM
Hey Bigmc

Me thinks estos cabrones Americanos are missing the point of this thread and are getting on their caballos altos

LOL...si, señor.  Los Americanos se estan ofendiendo y quieren aparecer superiores.   ;D
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: _aj_ on August 22, 2014, 07:32:45 AM
Whats that suppose to mean.

Thomas Hobbes. He thought that natural condition of man was that life is "nasty, brutish and short"
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: WillGrant on August 22, 2014, 07:33:11 AM
There is a reason that almost all comedians are American or Americanized Brits... Brits aren't funny. My God look at British TV shows - the only time I know a joke was told was when the laugh track kicks in.
Absolutely no disrespect to Brits intended. I have spent an extraordinary amount of time with Royal Marines as well as some SAS and they are awesome warriors and made some very good friends. It was commonplace to smoke and joke about the cultural differences and many times they would point something out to me that really make me think.
One of the baddest H2H experts I ever met was a Royal Marine - this cat was fricking intense. When he laughed everyone laughed just out of respect !!!
English humor crushes American humor easy , much funnier, wittier and not plastic.

It's why American sitcoms copy  English ones and normally ruin them
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: loco on August 22, 2014, 07:38:38 AM
English humor crushes American humor easy , much funnier, wittier and not plastic.

It's why American sitcoms copy  English ones and normally ruin them

Wacha talking about?  "The Office" is as original American as apple pie.   
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: loco on August 22, 2014, 07:42:11 AM
(http://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/16548/1-1/british-bobby-costume.jpg) (http://radio.foxnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/4-3-Police-Weapons.jpg)
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: MikMaq on August 22, 2014, 07:52:22 AM
Thomas Hobbes. He thought that natural condition of man was that life is "nasty, brutish and short"
What the fuck does that have to do with anything.

Again the american plight of not being able to prioritize relevant information.

Look up that fucking list for the love of god, no country below number 40 on any
 of those lists means sweet fuck all..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita

Americans suffer from this huge fish in a small pond delusion.

Once you start comparing relevant bits of information america is quite average, with nothing particularity remarkable about it other than inability for self awareness.
 

Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: _aj_ on August 22, 2014, 07:59:44 AM
Once you start comparing relevant bits of information america is quite average, with nothing particularity remarkable about it other than inability for self awareness.

Ahhh, I get it. OK, we don't think that we are that great. We just wish that the rest of you can FOAD with your opinions on us.

BTW, epic projection when you belittle Americans for your perception that they are belittling you. We just don't fucking care about you.

HTH.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 22, 2014, 08:03:54 AM
What I hate are Brits that move to the USA but then talk about how great Britain is.  If it is so great then why the fuck did they move?
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Hulkotron on August 22, 2014, 08:08:51 AM
What I hate are Brits that move to the USA but then talk about how great Britain is.  If it is so great then why the fuck did they move?

I have this problem with Canadians as well.

Go the fuck back if Canada is so awesome.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Skorp1o on August 22, 2014, 08:13:19 AM
(http://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/16548/1-1/british-bobby-costume.jpg) (http://radio.foxnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/4-3-Police-Weapons.jpg)

That's not an accurate depiction  >:(

Our Police do look menacing in real life

(http://www.duncandaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_8888-1024x682.jpg)
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: loco on August 22, 2014, 08:49:52 AM
That's not an accurate depiction  >:(

Our Police do look menacing in real life

(http://www.duncandaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_8888-1024x682.jpg)

LOL...Skorp1o's such a good sport.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Roger Bacon on August 22, 2014, 08:55:17 AM
Yes, lots of Americanos gringos and neeguls, if you don't insert "lol" or a smilie at the end of your sentence they cock their guns.

lol  :D
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: benchmstr on August 22, 2014, 08:56:29 AM
It seems to me that although we sort of speak the same language

there are many differences between the british elite get biggers and the americans

this thread is an opportunity to discuss these differences

perhaps the most obvious one as pointed out by simon

is that we have a very sarcastic sense of humour which americans don't seem to understand

taking offence at our jokes and thinking we are being serious when its obvious to us we are joking
the biggest difference? its not illegal for yall to be white yet!

bench
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: loco on August 22, 2014, 09:00:30 AM
Americans say you don't have to brush your teeth everyday. 

The British say you don't have to brush your teeth every week.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Roger Bacon on August 22, 2014, 09:01:32 AM
You'd be surprised how little I or the rest of those "fucking bible thumpers" care about the world's opinion.

Keep in mind that if you took the rest of the world's militaries and combined them into a valid force and dropped them into Texas, the local indigenous civilian population would grind those fucking foreigners into hamburger in 2 months.

Nice posts AJ...  8)
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Radical Plato on August 22, 2014, 09:08:37 AM
The major difference is Britain is an Islamic State.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Roger Bacon on August 22, 2014, 09:10:12 AM
The major difference is Britain is an Islamic State.

Americans don't take kindly to disrespect from Muslims.  :D
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: SuperTed on August 22, 2014, 09:15:58 AM
Keep in mind that if you took the rest of the world's militaries and combined them into a valid force and dropped them into Texas, the local indigenous civilian population would grind those fucking foreigners into hamburger in 2 months.

 :D

You do realize that there is a significant difference between going to a shooting range thrice a week for leisure and fighting in a real warzone.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: _aj_ on August 22, 2014, 09:28:33 AM
:D

You do realize that there is a significant difference between going to a shooting range thrice a week for leisure and fighting in a real warzone.

Yes I do. And I know Texans. And I know many, MANY ex-military that live in Texas. And I have worked with the militaries of other nations. I know WTF I am talking about.

(http://gunfreezone.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Swiss-shoot-twice.jpg)
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Roger Bacon on August 22, 2014, 09:29:24 AM
Yes I do. And I know Texans. And I know many, MANY ex-military that live in Texas. And I have worked with the militaries of other nations. I know WTF I am talking about.

 8)
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: WalterWhite on August 22, 2014, 09:30:54 AM
:D

You do realize that there is a significant difference between going to a shooting range thrice a week for leisure and fighting in a real warzone.

That's pretty much what the Brits thought about the Colonial militia at the start of the Revolutionary war. British forces were the best trained, most well equipped military in the world at the time.  Don't underestimate the heavily weaponized US population.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: SuperTed on August 22, 2014, 09:31:52 AM
Yes I do. And I know Texans. And I know many, MANY ex-military that live in Texas. And I have worked with the militaries of other nations. I know WTF I am talking about.

You worked with the SAS?
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: _aj_ on August 22, 2014, 09:33:38 AM
You worked with the SAS?

No, not worked with, but I *do* know a few retirees. Let's just say that even the SAS has it's limitations when facing an overwhelming OPFOR.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Roger Bacon on August 22, 2014, 09:35:39 AM
Here's one of the differences...

British Teenage Muslim Convert Planned Lee Rigby Knife Attack

by Andre Walker 22 Aug 2014, 1:58 AM PDT 37 post a comment
A teenage convert to Islam has appeared in court charged with plotting a hammer and knife attack on either a solider or a member of the government, according to the Daily Mail. Brustchom Ziamani was arrested on Tuesday with a rucksack containing a knife and a hammer wrapped up in an Islamic flag.

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/08/22/Teenage-Muslim-Convert-Planned-Lee-Rigby-Knife-Attack
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 22, 2014, 09:37:30 AM
Brits are rude inconsiderate fucks.  I worked in London for two weeks and took the train from Waterloo to Bracknell every day.  Men will just sit there looking down at the paper or iphone and not get up if they see an older lady standing without a seat.  I would get up and offer them my seat.  So the American being the nice one while Brit males don't give a fuck.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: SuperTed on August 22, 2014, 09:38:52 AM
That's pretty much what the Brits thought about the Colonial militia at the start of the Revolutionary war. British forces were the best trained, most well equipped military in the world at the time.  Don't underestimate the 3 to 400mil gun owners and in the US.

It's a numbers game I suppose. If we're talking about hundreds of millions of American gun owners against a significantly smaller number of foreign special forces (Spetsnaz, SAS, Mossad etc) then yeah, I wouldn't give the foreigners much chance either. :D
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Ron Harrigan on August 22, 2014, 09:39:44 AM
The major difference is Britain is an Islamic State.

I hate to break it to you, cupcake, but our inexorable Muslim hordes are coming to conquer your cherished Australia next. Allahu Akbar!
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: bigmc on August 22, 2014, 09:39:55 AM
Brits are rude inconsiderate fucks.  I worked in London for two weeks and took the train from Waterloo to Bracknell every day.  Men will just sit there looking down at the paper or iphone and not get up if they see an older lady standing without a seat.  I would get up and offer them my seat.  So the American being the nice one while Brit males don't give a fuck.

london is like that its the same in new york

the further north you go the nicer the people get

like all americans you are too stupid to realise that there is more than london in the uk

most of you retards dont even have a passport
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Roger Bacon on August 22, 2014, 09:41:57 AM
I hate to break it to you, cupcake, but our inexorable Muslim hordes are coming to conquer your cherished Australia next. Allahu Akbar!

Australians still have some balls, unfortunate that they gave up their guns.  :-\
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Man of Steel on August 22, 2014, 09:42:28 AM
The major difference is Britain is an Islamic State.

 ;D
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: WalterWhite on August 22, 2014, 09:42:32 AM
It's a numbers game I suppose. If we're talking about hundreds of millions of American gun owners against a significantly smaller number of foreign special forces (Spetsnaz, SAS, Mossad etc) then yeah, I wouldn't give the foreigners much chance either. :D

Don't forget the crazy rioting hebrews you see on TV daily!  ;D
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Henda on August 22, 2014, 09:43:14 AM
Brits are rude inconsiderate fucks.  I worked in London for two weeks and took the train from Waterloo to Bracknell every day.  Men will just sit there looking down at the paper or iphone and not get up if they see an older lady standing without a seat.  I would get up and offer them my seat.  So the American being the nice one while Brit males don't give a fuck.

Complete opposite up north mate, although there are absolute cock ends up here,also, just a lot less of them.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: benchmstr on August 22, 2014, 09:44:29 AM
Yes I do. And I know Texans. And I know many, MANY ex-military that live in Texas. And I have worked with the militaries of other nations. I know WTF I am talking about.

(http://gunfreezone.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Swiss-shoot-twice.jpg)
the Brits are skilled...but damn are they good at dropping shots..the familiarity with firearms is just not there..that's what i noticed

and yes, Texas is the home of war hero's, and kicking ass...tread lightly for all non Texans

bench
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: benchmstr on August 22, 2014, 09:47:46 AM
Only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.
Beta talk, and epic projecting and jealousy

bench
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: benchmstr on August 22, 2014, 09:51:45 AM
Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
most overated movie ever..right there with scarface lol

bench
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: oldtimer1 on August 22, 2014, 09:52:24 AM
Not as much in the northeast or the west coast, but all other parts of the USA is about guns, God and family.

My mom taught me to shoot when I was 6. She's 76 today and can still probably outshoot me. Her first job in Denver, Colorado when she was 12 was as a professional horse-breaker. She broke new horses to the saddle. She's tougher than I am.

Real Americans believe in the government that governs best governs least. Most real Americans would like to push the UN building into the East River with all of the "diplomats" inside.

Real Americans are slow to the draw, but will respond with overwhelming force.

The problem is there are so few real Americans. Most want the biggest government possible to spread the wealth of the workers through taxes to give to the takers. Judging by current voting habits real Americans are dwindling. We will see in the upcoming Senate elections if the real Americans are still here.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: benchmstr on August 22, 2014, 09:54:08 AM
The problem is there are so few real Americans. Most want the biggest government possible to spread the wealth of the workers through taxes to give to the takers. Judging by current voting habits real Americans are dwindling. We will see in the upcoming Senate elections if the real Americans are still here.
real americans arent dwindling...impressionab le youths are just starting to vote and its screwing everything up

bench
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: loco on August 22, 2014, 09:58:25 AM
Brits are rude inconsiderate fucks.  I worked in London for two weeks and took the train from Waterloo to Bracknell every day.  Men will just sit there looking down at the paper or iphone and not get up if they see an older lady standing without a seat.  I would get up and offer them my seat.  So the American being the nice one while Brit males don't give a fuck.

Sounds like New Yorkers to me, but I blame feminism on both accounts.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: benchmstr on August 22, 2014, 10:01:04 AM
Sounds like New Yorkers to me, but I blame feminism on both accounts.
i think thats the funniest shit ever,,,bitches thinking they are real people lol

bench
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: loco on August 22, 2014, 10:05:09 AM

Yes I do. And I know Texans. And I know many, MANY ex-military that live in Texas. And I have worked with the militaries of other nations. I know WTF I am talking about.

(http://gunfreezone.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Swiss-shoot-twice.jpg)

the Brits are skilled...but damn are they good at dropping shots..the familiarity with firearms is just not there..that's what i noticed

and yes, Texas is the home of war hero's, and kicking ass...tread lightly for all non Texans

bench

Not that the Texans would need any help, but the Tennesseans would gladly volunteer to make the trip to Texas and join in the fun.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: oldtimer1 on August 22, 2014, 10:09:16 AM
real americans arent dwindling...impressionab le youths are just starting to vote and its screwing everything up

bench

The teaching profession in college and some what in high school is generally done by liberals. Now we have almost all news providers leading the sheep with their liberal agenda. Most can't see through it because there is so much of it. News outlets like CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, Washington Post, NY Times, Huffington Post and the rest all lean heavily to the left in their reporting. When you trace the trail of who owns most news providers it comes down to 6 companies. Those six companies are owned by known liberals. The big 6 have so many holdings in tv, cable, computer and news papers. The sheep are so easily led. That's how the worse president in my life time got elected. You wouldn't know that by following the news. I bet you guys don't even know that two days ago there was a controversial shooting of a white teen by a black cop. If it was the other way around I bet you would know. They lead the sheep.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: benchmstr on August 22, 2014, 10:09:47 AM
the Brits are skilled...but damn are they good at dropping shots..the familiarity with firearms is just not there..that's what i noticed

and yes, Texas is the home of war hero's, and kicking ass...tread lightly for all non Texans

bench


Not that the Texans would need any help, but the Tennesseans would gladly volunteer to make the trip to Texas and join in the fun.
better bring your yankee passport

bench
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: benchmstr on August 22, 2014, 10:11:38 AM
The teaching profession in college and some what in high school is generally done by liberals. Now we have almost all news providers leading the sheep with their liberal agenda. Most can't see through it because there is so much of it. News outlets like CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, Washington Post, NY Times, Huffington Post and the rest all lean heavily to the left in their reporting. When you trace the trail of who owns most news providers it comes down to 6 companies. Those six companies are owned by known liberals. The big 6 have so many holdings in tv, cable, computer and news papers. The sheep are so easily led. That's how the worse president in my life time got elected. You wouldn't know that by following the news. I bet you guys don't even know that two days ago there was a controversial shooting of a white teen by a black cop. If it was the other way around I bet you would know. They lead the sheep.
thats a really long winded version of what i just said lol

but dead on

bench
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Var City on August 22, 2014, 10:20:56 AM
i represent both

and say smart americans have a good sense of humor

the idiots are just. unbearable.

look no further than shizzo.

he represents american mediocrity at best

HOWEVER. UK has its fair share of chodes,

can we make shizzo a chode? send him to live in north west london?
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: _aj_ on August 22, 2014, 10:28:40 AM
i represent both

and say smart americans have a good sense of humor

the idiots are just. unbearable.

look no further than shizzo.

he represents american mediocrity at best

HOWEVER. UK has its fair share of chodes,

can we make shizzo a chode? send him to live in north west london?

Is the meet with trainer still on for tomorrow?
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Var City on August 22, 2014, 10:35:43 AM
Is the meet with trainer still on for tomorrow?

He stopped responding when he realized that I am in fact in the state he proposed we meet

not only that but in the county  

over PM he said that he wanted to meet and throw hands and to meet him _______

thinking i was anywhere in the world. but i'm right there where he mentioned, by chance, or karma

i happen to be 15 minutes from there, that is where i am in the states now

so he has my actual address, the address of my gym here,  and he's either gonna show up at 9:30 or not

i'm going to have a tinder whore over

and you know what we don't need to "throw hands"

if he actually is 250 lbs and 8% great, we can make a video and he wins

and we can still throw hands and i'll then face fuck the tinder whore and make her spit my cum into his eye after i tie him up and drive him back to his moms where i'll make her lick his eyeballs as we watch david lynch movies on re run and i furiously jerk off while wearing a horse mask

you hear that trainer? you little  bitch. this is your SECOND time. if you miss here, then at olympia, then i am going to out you as bluto

which i already know you are

end novel
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: _aj_ on August 22, 2014, 10:44:06 AM
He stopped responding when he realized that I am in fact in the state he proposed we meet

not only that but in the county  

over PM he said that he wanted to meet and throw hands and to meet him _______

thinking i was anywhere in the world. but i'm right there where he mentioned, by chance, or karma

i happen to be 15 minutes from there, that is where i am in the states now

so he has my actual address, the address of my gym here,  and he's either gonna show up at 9:30 or not

i'm going to have a tinder whore over

and you know what we don't need to "throw hands"

if he actually is 250 lbs and 8% great, we can make a video and he wins

and we can still throw hands and i'll then face fuck the tinder whore and make her spit my cum into his eye after i tie him up and drive him back to his moms where i'll make her lick his eyeballs as we watch david lynch movies on re run and i furiously jerk off while wearing a horse mask

you hear that trainer? you little  bitch. this is your SECOND time. if you miss here, then at olympia, then i am going to out you as bluto

which i already know you are

end novel

 :D
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Var City on August 22, 2014, 10:51:42 AM
 8)
:D
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Man of Steel on August 22, 2014, 11:40:44 AM
The teaching profession in college and some what in high school is generally done by liberals. Now we have almost all news providers leading the sheep with their liberal agenda. Most can't see through it because there is so much of it. News outlets like CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, Washington Post, NY Times, Huffington Post and the rest all lean heavily to the left in their reporting. When you trace the trail of who owns most news providers it comes down to 6 companies. Those six companies are owned by known liberals. The big 6 have so many holdings in tv, cable, computer and news papers. The sheep are so easily led. That's how the worse president in my life time got elected. You wouldn't know that by following the news. I bet you guys don't even know that two days ago there was a controversial shooting of a white teen by a black cop. If it was the other way around I bet you would know. They lead the sheep.

Most of Americas' youth gets their political and religious views from Comedy Central and HBO.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Voice of Doom on August 22, 2014, 12:34:38 PM
Ah yes...the condescending arrogance of the Brits who claim a monopoly on sophistication and culture.

The difference between England and the US can be summed up as follows.  You have divine right of rule...we have divine right of man.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: thegamechanger on August 22, 2014, 12:39:07 PM
there's some funny guys that come outta britain but seinfeld still beats them all.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Thick Nick on August 22, 2014, 12:44:38 PM
We have teeth. Seriously WTF is up with the lack of dentistry over there. Like WOW.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Simple Simon on August 22, 2014, 12:51:08 PM
there's some funny guys that come outta britain but seinfeld still beats them all.

If you mean Seinfeld the series you can credit Larry David for that.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: thegamechanger on August 22, 2014, 01:12:42 PM
If you mean Seinfeld the series you can credit Larry David for that.

who is american.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: bradistani on August 22, 2014, 01:17:46 PM
penis size... according to this scientific chart
(http://i57.tinypic.com/210lfea.png)




Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: The Ugly on August 22, 2014, 01:22:58 PM
penis size... according to this scientific chart
(http://i57.tinypic.com/210lfea.png)



How many dicks you gotta measure to get an average?

And where do they hold such an event?
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Radical Plato on August 22, 2014, 10:27:15 PM
I hate to break it to you, cupcake, but our inexorable Muslim hordes are coming to conquer your cherished Australia next. Allahu Akbar!
We are to racist to let that happen. (plus we don't listen to our politicians, we know what Islam is all about) Hope this helps.  :-*

Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Master Blaster on August 22, 2014, 10:42:33 PM
The idea that someone from Chicago is like someone from Briton...

I just can't...

Just so wrong
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: _aj_ on August 23, 2014, 09:19:25 AM
He stopped responding when he realized that I am in fact in the state he proposed we meet

not only that but in the county  

over PM he said that he wanted to meet and throw hands and to meet him _______

thinking i was anywhere in the world. but i'm right there where he mentioned, by chance, or karma

i happen to be 15 minutes from there, that is where i am in the states now

so he has my actual address, the address of my gym here,  and he's either gonna show up at 9:30 or not

i'm going to have a tinder whore over

and you know what we don't need to "throw hands"

if he actually is 250 lbs and 8% great, we can make a video and he wins

and we can still throw hands and i'll then face fuck the tinder whore and make her spit my cum into his eye after i tie him up and drive him back to his moms where i'll make her lick his eyeballs as we watch david lynch movies on re run and i furiously jerk off while wearing a horse mask

you hear that trainer? you little  bitch. this is your SECOND time. if you miss here, then at olympia, then i am going to out you as bluto

which i already know you are

end novel

So, was there a trainer sighting?
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Lexus II on August 23, 2014, 09:51:39 AM
What is the point of the UK forum if your just going to post this stuff here.  I thought the UK forum was created to give the UK posters a place to circle jerk each other and talk about David Beckham.  Why not start this thread on the UK forum?  Have things gone down hill there so quickly?  ;D
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: anabolichalo on August 23, 2014, 09:52:49 AM
british men must have very high DHT levels to not be turned off by those nasty whores

Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: 2Thick on August 23, 2014, 11:11:49 AM
The Brits did give us metal.

The Godfathers:



Before Eddie, Randy, and Yngwie, there was Ritchie:


Besides Rob Halford, Bruce Dickinson, et al, I always thought Ian Gillan was a very underrated vocalist:


I always liked European metal a little more than American metal - that was why I liked Ronnie Dio better than most American metalists - he was very "European" in his music and lyrics IMO.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: bigmc on August 23, 2014, 12:14:13 PM
can i point out to the idiots

that are taking this thread seriously and getting into death threat mode again

chill the fuck out

its called having a laugh ffs  :-*
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Roger Bacon on August 23, 2014, 03:03:23 PM
british men must have very high DHT levels to not be turned off by those nasty whores



lol
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Nirvana on August 24, 2014, 12:10:13 AM
Here in Appalachia we are just Scottish people.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Ron Harrigan on August 24, 2014, 07:07:30 AM
Nothing like Pommy juice for disease prevention.
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: monstermunch on August 24, 2014, 07:11:27 AM
british men must have very high DHT levels to not be turned off by those nasty whores



You shag Zulu warrior prostitutes  ;D
Title: Re: The diference between the British and Americans
Post by: Roger Bacon on August 24, 2014, 10:57:55 AM
lol... No more national sovereignty, hello New World Order  :P

EXCLUSIVE: FBI agents to guard UK airports against jihadi fanatics

DOZENS of FBI agents are to be posted at UK ­airports amid fears that Britain’s anti-terrorism efforts are failing to keep track of jihadi fanatics.
By: Caroline Wheeler & Amardeep Bassey
Published: Sun, August 24, 2014

(http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/590x/FBI-UK-airports-502667.jpg)

Read more: http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/502667/FBI-agents-guard-UK-airports-against-jihadi-fanatics


Dnfrango H
This intolerable situation proves without a doubt, that the "Free Movement" of people within our "Open Borders" is an ABSOLUTE ,CATASTROPHIC , FAILURE...!
The Swiss seem to be doing OK,after banning immigration from the EUSSR .
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gwizz
They should also do checks on staff at airports, cant remember the last time i saw a white British border officer at Heathrow , Or even someone white and British working at Heathrow . Definate security risk
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srbmsun
If the government agencies are unable to keep terrorists at bay, and incapable of protecting the population, then the government has the absolute responsibility to amend the laws and allow the citizenry to carry firearms to protect themselves, just as Americans have the right to self-defence. The terrorists have weapons. We are sitting ducks. As a British citizen, you have the right to die, and do it quietly.