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Title: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: Donny on September 12, 2014, 08:01:58 AM
beat his meat to death  :o
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/399465/Man-masturbated-to-death-in-sperm-bank
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: Option D on September 12, 2014, 08:05:25 AM
beat his meat to death  :o
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/399465/Man-masturbated-to-death-in-sperm-bank


Wanker of peace  ::)
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: MAXX on September 12, 2014, 08:08:30 AM
pip kyomu  :-[
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: viking1 on September 12, 2014, 08:29:23 AM
Sorry to say, this story did not have a happy ending.
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: Tapeworm on September 12, 2014, 08:41:02 AM
This kills the white man.

(https://warosu.org/data/fa/img/0081/95/1399405136061.jpg)
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 12, 2014, 08:43:14 AM
earlier this summer running 200mg tren daily and ECA I was fucking some chick and couldn't cum at a certain point I was all sweaty and out of breath and though how fucked it would be if I just had a heart attack, so I stopped pumping and made her suck me off until I came.
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on September 12, 2014, 08:45:29 AM
PIP Karl Kox... :-\
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: NotMrAverage on September 12, 2014, 08:59:33 AM
A TRAGIC student nicknamed Gang Bang has died of a heart attack during a bout of furious masturbation at a sperm bank.
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: 240 is Back on September 12, 2014, 09:09:30 AM
f
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: TheShape. on September 12, 2014, 09:26:19 AM
Lightweight.  ::)
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on September 12, 2014, 12:23:08 PM
Judging by the thickness of his glasses and slitty eyes, he was no stranger to masturbation.
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: TrueGrit on September 12, 2014, 12:43:57 PM
Judging by the thickness of his glasses and slitty eyes, he was no stranger to masturbation.

This is MuscleCenter in Clark Kent mode
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: HTexan on September 12, 2014, 03:27:06 PM
With China's ridiculous male to female ratio. I find it crazy there are sperm banks in china.
Clean cum? Hell 1/4th of the male population likely has never had sex, you can get much cleaner then that.
 
http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/14/opinion/china-challenges-one-child-brooks/
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: Voice of Doom on September 12, 2014, 06:28:52 PM
he should've tried harder.  (no homo)
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: trapz101 on September 12, 2014, 08:39:58 PM
'COME AND GONE: Trainee doc Zheng – nicknamed Gang Bang – died after enthusiastically donating sperm '


seriously?gang bang lolz
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: nzmusclemonster on September 12, 2014, 08:53:30 PM
At least they can say he died doing what he loved.
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: Pray_4_War on September 12, 2014, 09:01:54 PM
He died pushing the envelope.  He tried to take his wiener on a journey where no cock has gone before.

He's a hero really, a pioneer.  If only he had access to an Autoblow 2.  Perhaps this visionary's life could have been saved.
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: evandatp on September 12, 2014, 09:10:50 PM
He dies for someone else's bastards.
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: ChopperRider on September 12, 2014, 10:00:09 PM
Mild warm up session....
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: NightTrain on September 12, 2014, 10:04:17 PM
Lots of responses in this thread = no surprises.

after all this is a forum dedicated to "men" trying to acquire a fake appearance to overcome their inferiority mindset.

 
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: ChopperRider on September 12, 2014, 10:12:59 PM
Lots of responses in this thread = no surprises.

after all this is a forum dedicated to "men" trying to acquire a fake appearance to overcome their inferiority mindset.
 

Go start another "zero response" thread assfucker.
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: NightTrain on September 12, 2014, 10:22:53 PM
Go start another "zero response" thread assfucker.

Epic way to expose yourself. You are not very smart...
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: ChopperRider on September 12, 2014, 10:51:13 PM
Epic way to expose yourself. You are not very smart...

Expose myself?

Why so serious Chief?
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: Mike on September 12, 2014, 11:00:05 PM
Lots of responses in this thread = no surprises.

after all this is a forum dedicated to "men" trying to acquire a fake appearance to overcome their inferiority mindset.

 

I'm guessing the only way you thought you would get a response is if you posted something inflammatory and contradictory to everyone else's views.  You must be lonely.
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: gmflex on September 13, 2014, 01:35:32 AM
Go start an
other "zero response" thread assfucker.



 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Masturbation session kills man
Post by: _aj_ on September 13, 2014, 05:11:17 AM
Pfft. Heart attack. I was hoping for a spartan death of ripping his cawk off and bleeding out. What a pussy.