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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Sljck-NjnjaRjder on February 14, 2006, 06:59:08 PM
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I was working out doing some crazy side lateral raises with 45 pound dumbells, and I was swinging them real hard and fast (like Kevin Levrone) and making weird noises and clanking them at the bottom like your typical weightroom jack-tard.
Then...out of nowhere....they come down and I smash my winkie in the weights and it hurts like a mother.
I quit working out.
I am in pain.
I may have no children.
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Maybe you could ask Sasha Ogata how to get a new one...
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that happens to a lot of people.
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I was working out doing some crazy side lateral raises with 45 pound dumbells, and I was swinging them real hard and fast (like Kevin Levrone) and making weird noises and clanking them at the bottom like your typical weightroom jack-tard.
Then...out of nowhere....they come down and I smash my winkie in the weights and it hurts like a mother.
I quit working out.
I am in pain.
I may have no children.
what do you mean like kevin levrone?
you may never have kids but the Steelers won the Super Bowl :D
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I saw a guy smash a mirror doing somthing similar when I was in high school
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:'(
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I was working out doing some crazy side lateral raises with 45 pound dumbells, and I was swinging them real hard and fast (like Kevin Levrone) and making weird noises and clanking them at the bottom like your typical weightroom jack-tard.
Then...out of nowhere....they come down and I smash my winkie in the weights and it hurts like a mother.
I quit working out.
I am in pain.
I may have no children.
You obviously didn't read my post on that about two months ago. I did it with the 110's!!
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thats darwin's theory at it's best...smashed pee-pee=less future dumbass gym chads
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moron
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Form is very important.
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Use weight you can handle next time.
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You should sue Kevin for that, in America you probably will get away loaded.
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haha yeah i have done this before. another favourite of mine is dips holding a 45 between your legs and trapping your nads on the side between the plate and your leg !! :-[
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I've told it before but cutting off a piece of my nipple in between the plates has those beat. And yesterday I super glued my fucking fingers to my rear view mirror putting it back on my windshield. I had to go into Longs Drugs and buy a bottle of nail polish remover with a fricken rear view mirror stuck on my hand. The girl was laughing her ass off and so was the idiots waiting in line behind me. I took the bottle and poured it on my fingers at the checkout stand. It scared the girl like it was going to wreck something so she grabbed a bunch of towels to wipe up the mess. After all this, the fucking glue didn't even work on the mirror. It is still laying on my floor of my car. I gotthe glue off my fingers buton one of them it seemed to glue my nail down. They should put warnings on those little things. Now that I say that I think they do but the writing is to small for me to see anyway
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I do this
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I've told it before but cutting off a piece of my nipple in between the plates has those beat. And yesterday I super glued my fucking fingers to my rear view mirror putting it back on my windshield. I had to go into Longs Drugs and buy a bottle of nail polish remover with a fricken rear view mirror stuck on my hand. The girl was laughing her ass off and so was the idiots waiting in line behind me. I took the bottle and poured it on my fingers at the checkout stand. It scared the girl like it was going to wreck something so she grabbed a bunch of towels to wipe up the mess. After all this, the fucking glue didn't even work on the mirror. It is still laying on my floor of my car. I gotthe glue off my fingers buton one of them it seemed to glue my nail down. They should put warnings on those little things. Now that I say that I think they do but the writing is to small for me to see anyway
lol Keith, please write the story of your life and don't forget little gems like these!
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I was working out doing some crazy side lateral raises with 45 pound dumbells, and I was swinging them real hard and fast (like Kevin Levrone) and making weird noises and clanking them at the bottom like your typical weightroom jack-tard.
Then...out of nowhere....they come down and I smash my winkie in the weights and it hurts like a mother.
I quit working out.
I am in pain.
I may have no children.
Good--you right-wingers shouldn't be breeding anyway. :D
No, really--I hope you turn out alright.
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i've done this. with any weight it's painfull.
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You want to talk about pain, you need to see Fnal Destination 3. There is a scene in a weight room where guy is using a Cyber high lat pull down machine....cables snap and well....you need to see it...
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You should sue Kevin for that, in America you probably will get away loaded.
no he won't
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i had that happen also but not from my dumbells but from some dude doing laterals 3 feet away from me,i should have never used that john holmes super pump
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Told you to lay off the testicles injection but you just never listen.
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that is one harsh story.
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ice for the love of god man ice :o :o :o :o
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If you need a massage just ask one of the squad members... but they like to finish it off with a rubdown :-X
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What were you doing training with your Wanger out in the first place , what type of gym you training at , a Nude facility ???
If so please give Name, Address and contact details !!
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This would not have happened if you had a personal trainer.
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Earl....I may sue Levrone, not just bc of my first name sake, but bc he didnt inform i was to wear a spandex singlet while doing the maneuver where you swing your weights.
Alexxx....for the massage and/or rubdown...i would prefer it be done by the "Only commie/liberal/tree-hugging bastard from Cleveland" know as Historian Yates!!!
Mansovier....youre correct, this would have been prevented if i had a personal trainer bc the weights would have had plastic on them. ;D
-Slick Willy
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On top of that - he could developed his core muscles.