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Title: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: C-BuZz on November 03, 2014, 12:40:14 PM
Due to the fact that there are a lot of guru's here, & I know I can get mature/educated responses from everyone on Getbig.

MRS's doesn't put out anymore (been without for more than 6months), which is usually not a problem because a JO + Xhamster Live Cams will last 2-3 days before I need another one. But lately, I'm RAGING boner horney the whole time (literally). The last week I've JO'd at least 2-3 times a day. Walking past women give me a hardon in the shopping mall. Which is not good because my GF is with me.

I would have thought this shit would subside a bit being 40 years old. I can safely say, my urges to fuck are twice as strong now compared to when I was 18yrs old.

HELP ME GETBIG  ??? ??? ??? Should I up the JO's to 6 times a day? Get another GF? More protein shakes?
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on November 03, 2014, 12:44:35 PM
Kill yourself.
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: C-BuZz on November 03, 2014, 12:46:20 PM
Kill yourself.

I'll need a second opinion so I an weigh up my options.
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: ChopperRider on November 03, 2014, 12:47:53 PM
I'll need a second opinion so I an weigh up my options.

I'll second it.......kill yourself.



Can I shit on your wife's saggy tits?

Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: C-BuZz on November 03, 2014, 12:49:42 PM
I'll second it.......kill yourself.



Can I shit on your wife's saggy tits?



I'll need a third opinion to confirm the previous two opinions are in fact viable options.
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: Primemuscle on November 03, 2014, 12:50:37 PM
I suspect the end is near. -Horrible way to go.
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: d0nny2600 on November 03, 2014, 12:51:46 PM
I'll need a third opinion to confirm the previous two opinions are in fact viable options.
Yup kill yourself. I will shit on your chest if you like.
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: ChopperRider on November 03, 2014, 12:53:35 PM
Yup kill yourself. I will shit on your chest if you like.

+1 = kill yourself phaggot.

I will film d0nny2600 shitting on your chest and mail the DVD to booty for Valentine's Day.
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: FermiDirac on November 03, 2014, 01:07:13 PM
Tips:

Wam-up with 5 bodyweight squats

Jump from the nearest skyscraper

 :D
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: C-BuZz on November 03, 2014, 01:09:27 PM
Tips:

Wam-up with 5 bodyweight squats

Jump from the nearest skyscraper

 :D

What's the point of warming up if I'm jumping off a skyscraper  ??? So I can get a quad pump going before I hit the pavement  ???
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: C-BuZz on November 03, 2014, 01:11:41 PM
So to summarise, we've got.

Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: Knooger on November 03, 2014, 01:12:04 PM
What's the point of warming up if I'm jumping off a skyscraper  ??? So I can get a quad pump going before I hit the pavement  ???

You should always warm up. I plan on farting 5 times before I shit on your wife's tits.
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: anabolichalo on November 03, 2014, 01:14:40 PM
5 mg finasteride keeps the boners away


hope this helps
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: Deadlifted on November 03, 2014, 01:17:13 PM
Start taking adderall and enjoy your perma-boner
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: Primemuscle on November 03, 2014, 01:21:11 PM
I'll need a second opinion so I an weigh up my options.

I've been having the same problem lately. Maybe there's something going around.  :-\
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: FermiDirac on November 03, 2014, 01:31:47 PM
What's the point of living with a woman if she doesn't put up? ???
I'd rather live by myself in that case.
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: Schnauzer on November 03, 2014, 01:32:37 PM
I hate C-BuZz
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: d0nny2600 on November 03, 2014, 01:41:33 PM
+1 = kill yourself phaggot.

I will film d0nny2600 shitting on your chest and mail the DVD to booty for Valentine's Day.
Lmfao!!!!
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: ChopperRider on November 03, 2014, 02:31:03 PM
So to summarise, we've got.

  • Kill myself (method currently unknown) + faecal matter
  • Warm up with bodyweight squats then Jump off skyscraper (which is essentially the same as 1)

The method isn't that important......the expediency is.

Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: calfzilla on November 03, 2014, 02:56:20 PM
Why would a fella date a woman who hasn't put out for 6 months  ???
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: ChopperRider on November 03, 2014, 02:57:06 PM
Why would a fella date a woman who hasn't put out for 6 months  ???

Keeps him fresh for his boyfriend?
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: _aj_ on November 03, 2014, 03:28:48 PM
My readout is odd. Do you have a wife ("MRS") that isn't putting out and a girlfriend ("GF") that is? And you masturbate ("JO") 6x/day? You are asking for advices on 1.) another GF or 2.) up the fap-count?
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: the trainer on November 03, 2014, 03:32:14 PM
Due to the fact that there are a lot of guru's here, & I know I can get mature/educated responses from everyone on Getbig.

MRS's doesn't put out anymore (been without for more than 6months), which is usually not a problem because a JO + Xhamster Live Cams will last 2-3 days before I need another one. But lately, I'm RAGING boner horney the whole time (literally). The last week I've JO'd at least 2-3 times a day. Walking past women give me a hardon in the shopping mall. Which is not good because my GF is with me.

I would have thought this shit would subside a bit being 40 years old. I can safely say, my urges to fuck are twice as strong now compared to when I was 18yrs old.

HELP ME GETBIG  ??? ??? ??? Should I up the JO's to 6 times a day? Get another GF? More protein shakes?

Go to the nearest gay club find 6 guys give them viagra and tell them to run a train on your asshole, that should keep you quiet for a while.
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: ChopperRider on November 03, 2014, 04:22:43 PM
Go to the nearest gay club find 6 guys give them viagra and tell them to run a train on your asshole, that should keep you quiet for a while.

Yeah......just like the trainer does when faced with these situations.
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: Dr.J on November 03, 2014, 11:00:36 PM
Your minute is up.
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: Henda on November 04, 2014, 02:59:05 AM
If the man with the best chest development on getbig can't get his missus to put out then there is no hope for those of us without the inspirational magnificent chest development of cbuzz
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: Tapeworm on November 04, 2014, 06:13:34 AM
Cool it with the HCG, squirty.
Title: Re: Need Getbig's Help For A Minute
Post by: Voice of Doom on November 04, 2014, 06:59:06 AM
Sounds like you should up the dose.