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Title: Navy seals caught having sex with penguins
Post by: Automation on November 20, 2014, 12:03:27 AM
I may have embelished the title somewhat for dramatic effect:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/11/18/seals-focing-sex-on-pengu_n_6176784.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
Title: Re: Navy seals caught having sex with penguins
Post by: visualizeperfection on November 20, 2014, 12:44:59 AM
Guess the race.
Title: Re: Navy seals caught having sex with penguins
Post by: MikMaq on November 20, 2014, 03:25:57 AM
Animals cannot be raped, until we call eating cheese burgers murder.
Title: Re: Navy seals caught having sex with penguins
Post by: 240 is Back on November 20, 2014, 04:37:30 AM
Animals cannot be raped, until we call eating cheese burgers murder.

cheeseburgers from Five Guys are murderously delicious.   I can admit that.
Title: Re: Navy seals caught having sex with penguins
Post by: Papper on November 20, 2014, 07:06:16 AM
Animals cannot be raped, until we call eating cheese burgers murder.

Ha!!! Interesting point

Title: Re: Navy seals caught having sex with penguins
Post by: Super Natural on November 20, 2014, 07:10:48 AM
Animals cannot be raped, until we call eating cheese burgers murder.

Dolphins being the exception...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/9172937/Dolphins-resort-to-rape.html
Title: Re: Navy seals caught having sex with penguins
Post by: Howard on November 20, 2014, 07:43:58 AM
I may have embelished the title somewhat for dramatic effect:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/11/18/seals-focing-sex-on-pengu_n_6176784.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

Looks like an off season pro BB giving it to some g4p schmoe .
Title: Re: Navy seals caught having sex with penguins
Post by: CT_Muscle on November 20, 2014, 08:06:48 AM
cheeseburgers from Five Guys are murderously delicious.   I can admit that.

You need to get out more......5 guys burgers are mediocre at best  :'(
Title: Re: Navy seals caught having sex with penguins
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 20, 2014, 08:13:44 AM
cheeseburgers from Five Guys are murderously delicious.   I can admit that.

Ha! Never a mediocre joke seen from you Sir!

Keep up the good work!
Title: Re: Navy seals caught having sex with penguins
Post by: Rudee on November 20, 2014, 10:20:39 AM
Hey Seals... No means No!
Title: Re: Navy seals caught having sex with penguins
Post by: FermiDirac on November 20, 2014, 10:25:03 AM
It's the penguins fault for flaunting itself like that.
Title: Re: Navy seals caught having sex with penguins
Post by: Slik on November 20, 2014, 10:29:57 AM
It's been well known penguins offer themselves up to seals.

Just read one of my fav stories...


A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
Title: Re: Navy seals caught having sex with penguins
Post by: Pray_4_War on November 20, 2014, 12:52:33 PM
#YesAllPenguins