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Title: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 20, 2014, 07:43:41 AM
I figure since there are a lot of whores out to make some easy money off Cliff Huxtable that I'd like to tell my story.  It was a while back, forgot the date and location, but I was sleeping and woke up finding Bill holding my balls and squishing them while shouting "Jello Pudding".
Title: Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
Post by: MORTALCOIL on November 20, 2014, 07:47:34 AM
It was Wiggs on his 12th week of keto diet, stupid.
Title: Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
Post by: Army of One on November 20, 2014, 07:48:52 AM
You sure it wasn't the star of Men in Black, Queen Latifah?
Title: Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
Post by: Howard on November 20, 2014, 07:49:41 AM
I figure since there are a lot of whores out to make some easy money of Cliff Huxtable that I'd like to tell my story.  It was a while back, forgot the date and location, but I was sleeping and woke up finding Bill holding my balls and squishing them while shouting "Jello Pudding".

Was he wearing that ugly sweater he's famous for?
Title: Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
Post by: BB on November 20, 2014, 07:59:55 AM
(http://img.pandawhale.com/26153-Bill-Cosby-pudding-pop-gif-LuNb.gif).
Title: Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
Post by: Schnauzer on November 20, 2014, 08:01:05 AM
I don't care what anyone says about Bill Cosby, he was great in The Matrix.
Title: Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 20, 2014, 08:34:19 AM
I don't care what anyone says about Bill Cosby, he was great in The Matrix.

Wasn't it Morgan L Fishburne in Matrix?

Morgan
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Title: Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
Post by: Mitch on November 20, 2014, 08:36:03 AM
You have mistaken him for Denzel Lee Freeman, who plays in Seven Pulp.
Title: Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
Post by: falco on November 20, 2014, 08:39:14 AM
He should have touched your nipples. :D
Title: Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
Post by: 240 is Back on November 20, 2014, 08:42:21 AM
all kidding aside, has anyone tried eating a chocolate/vanilla twist jello pudding cup, while receiving a BJ?

It's total sensory overload.  I would recommend it.   Thanks, Bill Cosby!
Title: Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
Post by: Schnauzer on November 20, 2014, 08:43:30 AM
all kidding aside, has anyone tried eating a chocolate/vanilla twist jello pudding cup, while receiving a BJ?

It's total sensory overload.  I would recommend it.   Thanks, Bill Cosby!

Mudshark
Title: Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
Post by: funk51 on November 20, 2014, 09:22:08 AM
 :o
Title: Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
Post by: Rambone on November 20, 2014, 11:46:01 AM
all kidding aside, has anyone tried eating a chocolate/vanilla twist jello pudding cup, while receiving a BJ?

It's total sensory overload.  I would recommend it.   Thanks, Bill Cosby!

Do they still make them? Those were so fucking good. I remember biting and sucking on those things like it was yesterday (no homo)
Title: Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
Post by: Pray_4_War on November 20, 2014, 12:50:27 PM
I'm pretty sure Cosby sexually assaulted me too, many years ago.  Put my name on the list of people that will soon be getting paid.
Title: Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 20, 2014, 01:00:00 PM
I missed out on the whole Tiger Woods payoff even though he suckled my nipples while I napped.
Title: Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
Post by: Wiggs on November 20, 2014, 03:12:27 PM
Bill Cosby touched my heart....I want some money.
Title: Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 20, 2014, 03:15:38 PM
He probably drugged and banged one on the chicks on his 80's Tv show. And you know that the person is thinking about coming forward because it will be her only way to collect some coin once the TV show gets dropped from syndication for ever and the money stops coming in...
Title: Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 20, 2014, 03:43:32 PM
He probably drugged and banged one on the chicks on his 80's Tv show. And you know that the person is thinking about coming forward because it will be her only way to collect some coin once the TV show gets dropped from syndication for ever and the money stops coming in...
Tempestt L Fishburne?

Keshia L Freeman?

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Title: Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
Post by: Mr.1derful on November 20, 2014, 04:33:19 PM
I figure since there are a lot of whores out to make some easy money off Cliff Huxtable that I'd like to tell my story.  It was a while back, forgot the date and location, but I was sleeping and woke up finding Bill holding my balls and squishing them while shouting "Jello Pudding".

When it happened to me, he said, "Hey, Hey, Hey!"

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Title: Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep
Post by: LurkerNoMore on November 20, 2014, 09:20:02 PM
LOL.

Cosby is my favorite for his brutal honesty.