Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Army of One on December 27, 2014, 03:19:32 PM

Title: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Army of One on December 27, 2014, 03:19:32 PM
Balls didn't touch, I'm ok right?
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 27, 2014, 03:20:19 PM
You're fine.

KNOOGER APPROVED.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: scottt on December 27, 2014, 03:21:54 PM
If two men are in the same room with erections its gay.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Belieber on December 27, 2014, 03:24:14 PM
If two men are in the same room with erections its gay.

You being conceived must have been quite the gay event.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Hulkotron on December 27, 2014, 03:27:48 PM
Balls didn't touch, I'm ok right?

Balls touching is actually only one of several criteria that must be met to "make it gay"

So I'd say you're in the clear most likely, unless you don't want to be, which is fine of course.

You being conceived must have been quite the gay event.

Haha yes it must have been :D
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: scottt on December 27, 2014, 03:31:11 PM
You being conceived must have been quite the gay event.
Sorry to offend you I didn't know you were a homo.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Belieber on December 27, 2014, 03:44:36 PM
Sorry to offend you I didn't know you were a homo.

Well I can't lie, I had a great time at the event.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Army of One on December 27, 2014, 04:34:06 PM
Balls touching is actually only one of several criteria that must be met to "make it gay"

So I'd say you're in the clear most likely, unless you don't want to be, which is fine of course.

Haha yes it must have been :D

Please list the other criteria so I may sleep well tonight
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: BayGBM on December 27, 2014, 04:59:39 PM
"The claim 'I'm straight' is the psychosexual analogue of 'The check is in the mail': if you need to say it, your credit or creditability is already in doubt."  ::)
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on December 27, 2014, 05:05:08 PM
"The claim 'I'm straight' is the psychosexual analogue of 'The check is in the mail': if you need to say it, your credit or creditability is already in doubt."  ::)

more wishful thinking from the queer community.  how pathetic.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Army of One on December 27, 2014, 05:11:09 PM
"The claim 'I'm straight' is the psychosexual analogue of 'The check is in the mail': if you need to say it, your credit or creditability is already in doubt."  ::)

Bay, are you saying option D is common?
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: The Scott on December 27, 2014, 05:41:30 PM
"The claim 'I'm straight' is the psychosexual analogue of 'The check is in the mail': if you need to say it, your credit or creditability is already in doubt."  ::)

Whoa there fellow (James) Bondage Buddy!  Surely you jest?  Or are you merely playing the role of weiner's advocate?   ;D ;D

When driving and you ask a friend for directions and they say "Go straight!", do you point out that you prefer the term
"Go forward"?

Of course not!  But it would be funny if you did! 

A belated Merry Christmas to you, sir and an early Happy New Year!   ;D
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: oldtimer1 on December 27, 2014, 06:09:50 PM
Only gay if you use the word fabulous.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: HTexan on December 27, 2014, 06:22:17 PM

Haha yes it must have been :D
X3
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 27, 2014, 07:41:59 PM
Just ask yourself

What would Bob do
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on December 28, 2014, 07:02:54 AM
The only thing gayer is.........well nothing. You're gay.HTH
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: wikkedonez on December 28, 2014, 07:29:52 AM
What if balls touch chin???
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Nirvana on December 28, 2014, 07:32:35 AM
"It's only gay if you kiss and suck nipples, otherwise you're just showing him who the bottom bitch is."
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Knooger on December 28, 2014, 08:07:37 AM
If the balls don't touch it's about the equivalent of shaking hands.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Knooger on December 28, 2014, 08:08:53 AM
What if balls touch chin???

Only gay if you're looking up into his eyes.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: wikkedonez on December 28, 2014, 08:54:41 AM
What if he's looking into your eyes???
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Howard on December 28, 2014, 09:00:40 AM
What if balls touch chin???

You thank the GOD of muscle worship and sniff it in.  ;D  ALL Homo.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Knooger on December 28, 2014, 09:04:05 AM
What if he's looking into your eyes???

If you know about it then you are looking into his eyes, and that under some circumstances could be considered to be gay.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: G_Thang on December 28, 2014, 09:09:26 AM
good thread for a dime piece tranny plug-in

Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: wikkedonez on December 28, 2014, 09:18:04 AM
What if you look in his eyes and
think of Rich Piana????.
...all homo?
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: LittleJ on December 28, 2014, 09:36:35 AM
If a fine tranny is involved,  it isn't gay.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Bam-bam on December 28, 2014, 09:37:27 AM
If a fine tranny is involved,  it isn't gay.

if it's a tranny and the balls didn't touch then it's only 1/4 gay.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 28, 2014, 09:46:22 AM
BayGBM should own the intellectual rights to his beloved smiley:  ::)
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Army of One on December 28, 2014, 10:07:54 AM
What if you look in his eyes and
think of Rich Piana????.
...all homo?


Are feet intertwined ?
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Knooger on December 28, 2014, 10:22:57 AM
What if you look in his eyes and
think of Rich Piana????.
...all homo?


Yes, with those details in play I'd say it's all homo.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Knooger on December 28, 2014, 10:23:47 AM
Are feet intertwined ?

That would make it so gay that a gay would gay-bash you.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on December 28, 2014, 10:30:32 AM
Ao1.. why don't you just man up and spill the beans and let this gathering of your peers decide upon your guilt or innocence? 

Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Knooger on December 28, 2014, 12:34:52 PM
Ao1.. why don't you just man up and spill the beans and let this gathering of your peers decide upon your guilt or innocence? 



Just having a Getbig account makes you bisexual. Those with multiple gimmicks are riddled with faggotry.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: falco on December 28, 2014, 01:21:44 PM
Gay all the way.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Natural Man on December 28, 2014, 01:26:07 PM
It's only gay if you swallow.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Army of One on December 28, 2014, 01:33:07 PM
It's only gay if you swallow.

Is snowballing heterosexual?
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on December 28, 2014, 01:34:14 PM
It's only gay if you stopped mid - stroke to flip the Elton John album over
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Irongrip400 on December 28, 2014, 01:40:36 PM
"It's only gay if you kiss and suck nipples, otherwise you're just showing him who the bottom bitch is."

Jeez you nasty fucking queer, that's nasty as fuck.












What if it's a tranny with fake tits?
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Knooger on December 28, 2014, 02:38:10 PM
What if it's a tranny with fake tits?

I think that's the same as a real girl, so completely heterosexual. Dig in.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Knooger on December 28, 2014, 02:39:22 PM
It's only gay if you swallow.

What if you only swallow because you're hungry?
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Army of One on December 28, 2014, 03:00:58 PM
What if you only swallow because you're hungry?

I think if say stranded with your rugby team in a downed plane in the Argentinian mountains, then it isn't gay to take foreign semen in orally or rectally for nutrition.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Knooger on December 28, 2014, 03:03:20 PM
I think if say stranded with your rugby team in a downed plane in the Argentinian mountains, then it isn't gay to take foreign semen in orally or rectally for nutrition.

What if you're just re-enacting said event and you swallowed simply to be more realistic, would that be gay?
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Army of One on December 28, 2014, 03:05:01 PM
What if you're just re-enacting said event and you swallowed simply to be more realistic, would that be gay?

Are you getting paid as a piece of art for cinema?
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Knooger on December 28, 2014, 03:07:06 PM
Are you getting paid as a piece of art for cinema?

No, just a couple of buddies sucking each other's cocks in a bedroom.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Army of One on December 28, 2014, 03:08:20 PM
No, just a couple of buddies sucking each other's cocks in a bedroom.

Then if balls don't touch and eyes don't meet then I don't see a problem
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Knooger on December 28, 2014, 03:12:12 PM
Then if balls don't touch and eyes don't meet then I don't see a problem

Excellent, thanks for the info!
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Irongrip400 on December 28, 2014, 03:17:34 PM
Excellent, thanks for the info!

You're going to turn yourself gay posting like this bro. It starts out as a joke, then it takes over you. Stop while you still have a chance.
Title: Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
Post by: Knooger on December 28, 2014, 03:18:43 PM
You're going to turn yourself gay posting like this bro. It starts out as a joke, then it takes over you. Stop while you still have a chance.

Any time I start to think about actually taking some cock I go and read some Tbombz posts. Scared straight.