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The mother in law is round right now. I got up this morning & she's busy in the kitchen cooking breakfast.
So I peer over her shoulder and see this in the sink.....
(http://i.imgur.com/FBHKDQz.jpg)
Repulsed, I ask what she's cooking and she says "Mushroom Soup" - as if the big fuck off insects are just some sort of condiment. You can barely see the mushrooms for the bugs.
So - breakfast at Starbucks then.
I shit you not - on her first night here, she had a chat with the maid and an hour later the maid comes back with a bunch of field mice that went into a soup. I had pizza that night.
It's not as if I'm not assimilated - but for fucks sake, would a bit of chicken kill you?
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She is poisoning you :P
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:)
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What country is this in?
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What country is this in?
Sometimes I wonder - but it says Thailand on the tin.
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The mother in law is round right now. I got up this morning & she's busy in the kitchen cooking breakfast.
So I peer over her shoulder and see this in the sink.....
(http://i.imgur.com/FBHKDQz.jpg)
Repulsed, I ask what she's cooking and she says "Mushroom Soup" - as if the big fuck off insects are just some sort of condiment. You can barely see the mushrooms for the bugs.
So - breakfast at Starbucks then.
I shit you not - on her first night here, she had a chat with the maid and an hour later the maid comes back with a bunch of field mice that went into a soup. I had pizza that night.
It's not as if I'm not assimilated - but for fucks sake, would a bit of chicken kill you?
What country she from?
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:)
She was a stunner
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If she would serve me this after knowing what i like, i would fucking kill her. I'm not kidding
I'm very picky when it comes to my food.
Cant stand fucking Mushrooms.!
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The mother in law is round right now. I got up this morning & she's busy in the kitchen cooking breakfast.
So I peer over her shoulder and see this in the sink.....
(http://i.imgur.com/FBHKDQz.jpg)
Repulsed, I ask what she's cooking and she says "Mushroom Soup" - as if the big fuck off insects are just some sort of condiment. You can barely see the mushrooms for the bugs.
So - breakfast at Starbucks then.
I shit you not - on her first night here, she had a chat with the maid and an hour later the maid comes back with a bunch of field mice that went into a soup. I had pizza that night.
It's not as if I'm not assimilated - but for fucks sake, would a bit of chicken kill you?
That looks disgusting bro! But did you say you have a wife and a maid?
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These peasant countries would eat just about anything
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Long white gloves are cool.
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That looks disgusting bro! But did you say you have a wife and a maid?
Yes - but erase any images of a fit "French Maid" with a feather duster from your mind.
My wife know all about Arnold and has recruited maids that are the opposite of everything I look in a woman. In fact - pretty much like Arnolds maid.
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Well she's gone now - we did have a BBQ with all the family round and mom was basically outnumbered by her 3 grown children & their kids. So it was steak, prawns, crab etc....
Still the next morning mom reverts to mean for breakfast.
She didn't finish it all and left some in the fridge for us..... nom nom nom
(http://i.imgur.com/E4VuqzV.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Pk5qo5B.jpg)
Ants egss, with some tubey things that honestly - you are just better off not knowing.
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looks like a good anabolic breakfast for champs
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Yes - but erase any images of a fit "French Maid" with a feather duster from your mind.
My wife know all about Arnold and has recruited maids that are the opposite of everything I look in a woman. In fact - pretty much like Arnolds maid.
Hahahaha
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looks like a good anabolic breakfast for champs
Actually the ants eggs are quite good. I order them myself if I go out to a place that has them (they are seasonal).
They are a bit like little white beans that 'pop' when you crunch them. Not bad at all.
As you get through the season - they start looking decidedly 'anty' as above - then I'm not so keen but will still eat them.
Last year we were up North and they laid on a big feast - most of it looked like roadkill to me but I can eat anything. My poor son looked at it, picked up a bag of sticky rice and started eating it. They saw he wasn't digging in & we explained his tastes weren't so 'exotic'. So auntie asks if he'd like an omelette and with a big smile he said "dai khap" - yes please.
So his omelette comes out and he digs into it and pulls a face "what are these dad?". And of course, auntie had cooked him an ants egg omelette - because ants eggs aren't at all exotic and an omelette would be too plain without them. He sort of gave up at that point and ate it anyway.
One English friend complimented me on the curry we'd had at dinner. This was half an hour after dinner as we sat in a bar looking up some girls skirts. I said "you liked it? It was ants egg curry". About 90 seconds elapsed between him finding out and it leaving his stomach.
Good times.
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Actually the ants eggs are quite good. I order them myself if I go out to a place that has them (they are seasonal).
They are a bit like little white beans that 'pop' when you crunch them. Not bad at all.
As you get through the season - they start looking decidedly 'anty' as above - then I'm not so keen but will still eat them.
Last year we were up North and they laid on a big feast - most of it looked like roadkill to me but I can eat anything. My poor son looked at it, picked up a bag of sticky rice and started eating it. They saw he wasn't digging in & we explained his tastes weren't so 'exotic'. So auntie asks if he'd like an omelette and with a big smile he said "dai khap" - yes please.
So his omelette comes out and he digs into it and pulls a face "what are these dad?". And of course, auntie had cooked him an ants egg omelette - because ants eggs aren't at all exotic and an omelette would be too plain without them. He sort of gave up at that point and ate it anyway.
One English friend complimented me on the curry we'd had at dinner. This was half an hour after dinner as we sat in a bar looking up some girls skirts. I said "you liked it? It was ants egg curry". About 90 seconds elapsed between him finding out and it leaving his stomach.
Good times.
haha curious to try some of these buggy dishes.
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Well she's gone now - we did have a BBQ with all the family round and mom was basically outnumbered by her 3 grown children & their kids. So it was steak, prawns, crab etc....
Still the next morning mom reverts to mean for breakfast.
She didn't finish it all and left some in the fridge for us..... nom nom nom
(http://i.imgur.com/E4VuqzV.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Pk5qo5B.jpg)
Ants egss, with some tubey things that honestly - you are just better off not knowing.
FUCK IS THAT SHIT!!!!
FROM WHAT COUNTRY IS SHE FROM!!!!!
What's with her fetish for putting bugs in each and every dish?
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FUCK IS THAT SHIT!!!!
FROM WHAT COUNTRY IS SHE FROM!!!!!
What's with her fetish for putting bugs in each and every dish?
THIS...WTF
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FUCK IS THAT SHIT!!!!
FROM WHAT COUNTRY IS SHE FROM!!!!!
What's with her fetish for putting bugs in each and every dish?
I hear you man... Funny thing is - the insects aren't the worst thing in that dish.
I remember going to MK - a very popular chain restaurant here where you cook food in boiling soup at your table. I used to eat these "tubey" things. No idea what they were - just short sections of rubbery/meaty tubes.
Then one day they translated the menu to English. So I looked them up and the words "Pigs Bowel Entrails" looked back at me.
Yup - pigs asshole.
Didn't order them again.
This is Thailand - but honestly - I've had much worse in China....
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Bugs, Anteggs and Pig Assholes..... YUM lol :D ;D
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much better...
8)
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Don't thais call this crap 'nature' food. I did post an article on chinese roadside dog cooking stands recently...
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If it builds big muscles?
I'll take 2
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This post has got this song stuck in my head now :-\ -
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Be pretty easy to not get fat when that shit is put on the table on a regular basis.
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Don't thais call this crap 'nature' food. I did post an article on chinese roadside dog cooking stands recently...
Yup. Another word for it would be "free" food.
Most of the time the Ants eggs are collected by taking a section of bark from a tree.
So dad goes out with a big machete and comes back with ants eggs and ant bites.