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Title: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: thegamechanger on May 30, 2015, 01:23:27 PM
Jessica Alba's Honest Company Hits $1 Billion Valuation

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the mag estimates Alba's personal net worth at $200 million, putting her above the estimated totals of Rihanna, Jennifer Lawrence, and Katy Perry.

Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: thegamechanger on May 30, 2015, 01:25:21 PM
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Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on May 30, 2015, 01:27:27 PM
Yum yum yum yum
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: Automation on May 30, 2015, 01:38:39 PM
She was a hot piece of ass back then. Still hit it now.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: Knooger on May 30, 2015, 01:48:14 PM
Would let her shit on my chest.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: Elvis_McCartney on May 30, 2015, 02:03:22 PM
Wouldn't hit it.  She has Herpes.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: bradistani on May 30, 2015, 02:05:10 PM
(http://victoriasecretangels.e-monsite.com/medias/album/images/94857884l27-jpg.jpg)

don't rate her at all. and her acting's woeful
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: Knooger on May 30, 2015, 02:05:12 PM
Would lick her pussy until her herpes were gone and then would allow her to shit on my chest.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: Elvis_McCartney on May 30, 2015, 02:06:59 PM
Would lick her pussy until her herpes were gone and then would allow her to shit on my chest.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: bradistani on May 30, 2015, 02:09:14 PM
Would lick her pussy until her herpes were gone and then would allow her to shit on my chest.

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/bb6f71bce511ce55528cc94f4e3336cf/tumblr_mpycs5oopL1rb1xnfo1_250.gif)
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: Mr Anabolic on May 30, 2015, 02:13:27 PM
She's totally overrated.  

The entertainment industry saturates you with these no talent, just above average looking whores and the façade becomes reality.  Make-up works wonders.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: blinky on May 30, 2015, 02:16:58 PM
how is she the richest? Pretty sure Oprah has made a shit load more than her...has she not??
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: Marty Champions on May 30, 2015, 02:40:00 PM
Show me yer butthole girl!
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: Da Freak on May 30, 2015, 02:42:08 PM
how is she the richest? Pretty sure Oprah has made a shit load more than her...has she not??

racist post reported.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: bradistani on May 30, 2015, 03:04:17 PM
how is she the richest? Pretty sure Oprah has made a shit load more than her...has she not??

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/876610b8ced754531aa8906322ac5a7b/tumblr_nk7fgjRlOJ1rsxqqio1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on May 30, 2015, 03:33:29 PM
Whoever came up with the name HONEST for baby shit is a genius. Soccer moms will flock to something like this...

https://www.honest.com/
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on May 30, 2015, 03:40:36 PM
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Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: Bevo on May 30, 2015, 03:41:10 PM
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Did her face just turn into Shawn ray?
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 30, 2015, 07:16:13 PM
Would let her shave my balls with a dull razor and douse it with vodka when done.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: Da Freak on May 31, 2015, 03:59:02 AM
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 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: _bruce_ on May 31, 2015, 11:43:22 AM
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 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: bigkid on May 31, 2015, 12:43:34 PM
She's not close to the richest.  OP just needs better reading comprehension.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: The Ugly on May 31, 2015, 12:47:19 PM
how is she the richest? Pretty sure Oprah has made a shit load more than her...has she not??

Yeah, so who made her?
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: BlackMetallic on May 31, 2015, 01:30:59 PM
+++

She's totally overrated.  

The entertainment industry saturates you with these no talent, just above average looking whores and the façade becomes reality.  Make-up works wonders.

Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: 2Thick on May 31, 2015, 01:46:21 PM
She's not close to the richest.  OP just needs better reading comprehension.

Exactly.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: indie-lad on May 31, 2015, 01:46:45 PM
Wouldn't hit it.  She has Herpes.

Given to her by Jeter.

In fact, he gave it just about all his girlfriends, Jessica Biel included.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: thegamechanger on May 31, 2015, 01:47:00 PM
yes because i wrote the article for forbes
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: 2Thick on May 31, 2015, 01:53:07 PM
There's a difference between

"America's richest self made woman"

and

"America's richest self made women".
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: bigkid on May 31, 2015, 01:58:17 PM
There's a difference between

"America's richest self made woman"

and

"America's richest self made women".
Bingo!
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 31, 2015, 02:00:59 PM
In her prime I would have no problem hitting it raw and letting her infect me with herpes.  I'd eat that ass like a Thanksgiving Day turkey.

Now she's kinda meh.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: thegamechanger on May 31, 2015, 02:01:26 PM
so i make another thread to push pictures of jessica alba and instead you bitch about her not being oprah? you would prefer i make this another thread about a whale.

i shouldve known.

if it aint men in thongs its fat womEn.

i put pictures up of alba and i have people complain about her waist.  ::)
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: 2Thick on May 31, 2015, 02:10:06 PM
It's not that big of a deal, Bro.

She's hot, no doubt. Being rich makes her even hotter. Post up more pics.

Hell, I'd fuck and marry Oprah for a few months or Christy Walton for a year or two if I was guaranteed half of their billions once I walked.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: thegamechanger on May 31, 2015, 02:11:20 PM
(http://www.moreofmetolove.com/images/uploads/content_images/cache/oprah_winfrey_attends_beyonce-_life_is_but_a_dream_347x520_46-347x520.jpg)
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: 2Thick on May 31, 2015, 02:12:23 PM
(http://www.moreofmetolove.com/images/uploads/content_images/cache/oprah_winfrey_attends_beyonce-_life_is_but_a_dream_347x520_46-347x520.jpg)

I'm sure I could probably fuck and marry that for at least a month or 2 for half. I'm sure it would be worth the billion or so.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 31, 2015, 02:14:13 PM
(http://victoriasecretangels.e-monsite.com/medias/album/images/94857884l27-jpg.jpg)

Is this photo from that movie when she is swimming underwater in the ocean and the camera is trained on her ass.  I loved that scene.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: thegamechanger on May 31, 2015, 02:15:07 PM
yes into the blue or something that was some great filming in that one
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: 2Thick on May 31, 2015, 02:17:31 PM
I liked her in this riveting blockbuster...

Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: thegamechanger on May 31, 2015, 02:27:14 PM
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Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: The Ugly on May 31, 2015, 02:33:34 PM
There's a difference between

"America's richest self made woman"

and

"America's richest self made women".

It's just a letter, dude.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: 2Thick on May 31, 2015, 02:42:29 PM
It's just a letter, dude.

GM, GS, it's only money, dude.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: The Ugly on May 31, 2015, 02:51:43 PM
GM, GS, it's only money, dude.

One's cars, silly.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: Al Doggity on May 31, 2015, 02:57:42 PM
It's just a letter, dude.

But the thing is, she doesn't even have that money. This is sort of like how Forbes proclaimed Jay-Z and the Olsen twin billionaires years ago, under the assumption that they would continue to earn at a rate that equaled their best years.  

The valuation for the company is based on the amount of money raised during funding rounds, but those funding rounds dilute her stake in the company. Also, she's one of five founders. I think she will make a decent chunk of change off the company when it goes public, but that number is probably going to be closer to $10-20 mill.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: 2Thick on May 31, 2015, 03:04:11 PM
One's cars, silly.

It's all money to me in my world.

http://www.marketwatch.com/investing/Stock/GS?countrycode=US (http://www.marketwatch.com/investing/Stock/GS?countrycode=US)

http://www.marketwatch.com/investing/Stock/GM?countrycode=US (http://www.marketwatch.com/investing/Stock/GM?countrycode=US)
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: 2Thick on May 31, 2015, 03:05:39 PM
These net worth estimates can be highly flawed with celebs who love to spend money like it's the end of the world anyway.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: The Ugly on May 31, 2015, 03:08:20 PM
But the thing is, she doesn't even have that money. This is sort of like how Forbes proclaimed Jay-Z and the Olsen twin billionaires years ago, under the assumption that they would continue to earn at a rate that equaled their best years.  

The valuation for the company is based on the amount of money raised during funding rounds, but those funding rounds dilute her stake in the company. Also, she's one of five founders. I think she will make a decent chunk of change off the company when it goes public, but that number is probably going to be closer to $10-20 mill.

Ok. Thing is, I didn't read that shit. A little less than zero interest. Just trolling responses is all.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: bigkid on May 31, 2015, 03:11:18 PM
These net worth estimates can be highly flawed with celebs who love to spend money like it's the end of the world anyway.
It was like years ago when People magazine was talking about Jessica simpson as a billionaire when her company was approaching a billion in sales.  When in reality she sold her name to the company for a fee and makes a small fraction in royalties.  Still good money, but she'll never be even close to a billionaire.  It's all hype.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: 2Thick on May 31, 2015, 03:20:54 PM
It was like years ago when People magazine was talking about Jessica simpson as a billionaire when her company was approaching a billion in sales.  When in reality she sold her name to the company for a fee and makes a small fraction in royalties.  Still good money, but she'll never be even close to a billionaire.  It's all hype.

Agreed.

And when you see some of these "billionaire" clowns spending $200k a night on drinks and dinner for themselves and their "posses", and also making bad "business deals", you just know it's a matter of time before you start hearing about them having "troubles" eventually.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2015-05-28/why-jay-z-s-tidal-streaming-music-service-has-been-a-disaster (http://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2015-05-28/why-jay-z-s-tidal-streaming-music-service-has-been-a-disaster)
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 31, 2015, 06:48:35 PM
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Sweet jeezus

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Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: el numero uno on May 31, 2015, 06:55:07 PM
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Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: The Scott on May 31, 2015, 07:04:54 PM
Agreed.

And when you see some of these "billionaire" clowns spending $200k a night on drinks and dinner for themselves and their "posses", and also making bad "business deals", you just know it's a matter of time before you start hearing about them having "troubles" eventually.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2015-05-28/why-jay-z-s-tidal-streaming-music-service-has-been-a-disaster (http://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2015-05-28/why-jay-z-s-tidal-streaming-music-service-has-been-a-disaster)

So Tidal is Jay Z's?  I hope it goes under hard as I despise cRapper's and their rhymes 'n' sheet.  I have several Internet radios throughout my home and listen to a lot of music, primarily Jazz, traditional Pop and Oldies.  I have about 10,000 or so songs on my computers and DAPs including a few iPods.  I also have a lifetime sub to Sirius/XM.

To hades with cRap mogul Jay Z.    Here's to Tidal going down the Tidy Bowl.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 31, 2015, 10:16:36 PM


To hades with cRap mogul Jay Z.

Agree.  For some reason I can't stand that Joe Camel looking muthafucka.  Fuck him and his whole crew.

(http://www.pxleyes.com/images/contests/cartoon-characters-3/fullsize/cartoon-characters-3-51b9db49169c2_hires.jpg)
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 01, 2015, 05:35:28 AM
It's just a letter, dude.

The difference of a letter (or number for that matter) can be the difference of life and death.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: The Ugly on June 01, 2015, 07:20:59 AM
The difference of a letter (or number for that matter) can be the difference of life and death.

It's just death, dude.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: ChristopherA on June 01, 2015, 09:11:06 AM
So Tidal is Jay Z's?  I hope it goes under hard as I despise cRapper's and their rhymes 'n' sheet.  I have several Internet radios throughout my home and listen to a lot of music, primarily Jazz, traditional Pop and Oldies.  I have about 10,000 or so songs on my computers and DAPs including a few iPods.  I also have a lifetime sub to Sirius/XM.

To hades with cRap mogul Jay Z.    Here's to Tidal going down the Tidy Bowl.
Is that for real, a lifetime subscription to Serius/XM? Be a great gift for my gf
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 01, 2015, 09:16:27 AM
So Tidal is Jay Z's?  I hope it goes under hard as I despise cRapper's and their rhymes 'n' sheet.  I have several Internet radios throughout my home and listen to a lot of music, primarily Jazz, traditional Pop and Oldies.  I have about 10,000 or so songs on my computers and DAPs including a few iPods.  I also have a lifetime sub to Sirius/XM.

To hades with cRap mogul Jay Z.    Here's to Tidal going down the Tidy Bowl.

The reason why you see Jay Z, Beyoncé, U2, Brittany Spears, etc.... ranked in these lists is that they started their own labels and publish their own music.  Makes you realize how much the studios make from these musicians.  Fucking Richard branson became a billionaire from producing the Stones music.  Think about how many hundreds of millions to billions big artists have lost to corporate jews that stole their money.
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: njflex on June 01, 2015, 10:02:03 AM
The reason why you see Jay Z, Beyoncé, U2, Brittany Spears, etc.... ranked in these lists is that they started their own labels and publish their own music.  Makes you realize how much the studios make from these musicians.  Fucking Richard branson became a billionaire from producing the Stones music.  Think about how many hundreds of millions to billions big artists have lost to corporate jews that stole their money.
david bowie made millions on his publishing end of it..
Title: Re: Jessica Alba is americas richest self made woman
Post by: SuperTed on June 01, 2015, 12:30:55 PM
Nice face. Poor body.