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Title: What is your dream job?
Post by: calfzilla on September 13, 2015, 09:34:07 PM
Coming out of high school I enjoyed writing and was even about to major in journalism. My dream job would be to write either write comedy for a show like Conan O'brien or SNL. Or be a creative writer for WWE.
Wish I would have worked toward this stuff out of high school. I'm not that old so I can still work towards this stuff but not full time, maybe just as a hobby and see where it goes from there.
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Post by: Set It Up on September 13, 2015, 09:37:59 PM
when I worked my dream job was greenskeeping golf courses. I did it for 14 years. Fucking loved that job.

Other dream job that didnt happen. NHL linesman, not referee.
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Post by: cephissus on September 13, 2015, 09:44:42 PM
Coming out of high school I enjoyed writing and was even about to major in journalism. My dream job would be to write either write comedy for a show like Conan O'brien or SNL. Or be a creative writer for WWE.
Wish I would have worked toward this stuff out of high school. I'm not that old so I can still work towards this stuff but not full time, maybe just as a hobby and see where it goes from there.

What did you end up doing instead?

I also want a creative job.  Still trying to figure out how to make that happen...
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Post by: calfzilla on September 13, 2015, 09:51:33 PM
What did you end up doing instead?

I also want a creative job.  Still trying to figure out how to make that happen...

Went into Human Sevices/Social work mostly.

I think my biggest mistake was having the attitude that I'm going to quit writing because I'm not being paid for it. I should have continued writing and got involved with creative people and processes just for the love of it and experience and hopefully it could have lead to a job.

I'm a fairly big wrestling fan but just as big a fan of Vince Russo and Eric Bischoff as I am of any of the wrestlers.
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Post by: Croatch on September 13, 2015, 10:25:03 PM
when I worked my dream job was greenskeeping golf courses. I did it for 14 years. Fucking loved that job.

Other dream job that didnt happen. NHL linesman, not referee.
I always thought touring musician, porn star, or actor.  I must have missed something.
I'm sure someone made assistant manager at Walmart and felt they were at the pinnacle of success.  It's all relative.
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Post by: NickEdge779 on September 13, 2015, 10:31:20 PM
Either a highly secretive assassin working for the FBI to wipe out threats to United States abroad, or a veterinarian.
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Post by: galain on September 13, 2015, 10:32:45 PM
Tennis professional.

I was decent enough as a teenager to have people interested in coaching me further, but I got on court with the Aussie Davis Cup squad once as a hitting mule and immediately realised there was no way I would ever be anywhere close to their level. I was 17 and Becker had already won Wimbledon. I hadn't even made the finals of my state tournament.

Very sad day.
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Post by: adamhatfield99 on September 13, 2015, 10:47:06 PM
I always wanted to invent the Moaster Maker, but Mr. Ron Moaster beat me to it.  :-\

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Post by: smoothasf on September 13, 2015, 11:11:33 PM
Creativlng/building something. Guitars, bikes or woodwork.  Do nothing of the short now and too old to change.
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Post by: 240 is Back on September 13, 2015, 11:15:57 PM
I always thought touring musician, porn star, or actor.  I must have missed something.
I'm sure someone made assistant manager at Walmart and felt they were at the pinnacle of success.  It's all relative.

unless youre super wealthy/famous/etc, being a touring musician sucks.

i turn down a few tours each year.  Playing empty clubs in poor towns.   Letting 12 people drink and leave while you're "getting the word out" about your music.

I'm decades past chasing that dream, but if I was, I'd be writing songs and youtubing them all day long, waiting for one to hit.   Gangham style can make that fool rich. 
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Post by: Kwon_2 on September 13, 2015, 11:53:50 PM
What is your dream job?

Working for Musclehunks and Jimmy Z, prancing around with a Towel.

Maybe moonlighting at the Mirage Icemachine.
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Post by: phreak on September 14, 2015, 01:05:54 AM
My dream is still alive: starring in musclebear porn as a "grizzly", so old, fat, muscular, and grey-haired. Just waiting for my hair to cooperate.


Failing that, I'd like to emigrate. Work takes me across most of Asia, but I live in the same town I was born and raised in. I would like to live somewhere different. Not necessarily better (subjective), but I don't want to look back on life thinking that there was so much more to do and I didn't even try to achieve it. For the record: not just dreaming about this. Have a job interview abroad (UK) in the coming weeks.
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Post by: Uncle Joon on September 14, 2015, 01:13:28 AM
Moderator on G&O
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Post by: trapz101 on September 14, 2015, 01:15:30 AM
full time IFBB pro,posing in trunks and endorsing fart powder for muscletech
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on September 14, 2015, 01:18:58 AM
Kai Green's proctolagist.

I had my dream job in my early 20s

Worked in a rugby shop in Dublin, just down the road from the irb headquarters.

It was so good I could even deal with being around irish people.
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Post by: heenok on September 14, 2015, 01:26:46 AM
working at mcdonalds so i can get all those delicious food for free  8)
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Post by: Croatch on September 14, 2015, 02:43:54 AM
I always wanted to invent the Moaster Maker, but Mr. Ron Moaster beat me to it.  :-\
You set the bar too high.  Ron Moaster was a prodigy beyond his years.  He made his first piece of toast at the age of 16.  Rumor has it, he's working on his next invention in the Cayman Islands.  Apple tried to hire him as a consultant, but he chose not to "be under" Steve Cook.  The invention has to do with browsing porn hands free.  It could revolution society as we know it.
Title: Re: What is your dream job?
Post by: goku on September 14, 2015, 02:48:18 AM
Chinese acrobat.
not being Chinese is a major drawback in this field though.
Title: Re: What is your dream job?
Post by: gym**rat on September 14, 2015, 04:31:08 AM
Chinese acrobat.
not being Chinese is a major drawback in this field though.

Just cut off 1/2 your dick, smoke weed for the eye affect and use R's in words in place of L's.
Title: Re: What is your dream job?
Post by: CalvinH on September 14, 2015, 04:38:16 AM
Having enough money already that I could work at a golf course or golf store.
Title: Re: What is your dream job?
Post by: Hypo on September 14, 2015, 04:42:21 AM
Just cut off 1/2 your dick, smoke weed for the eye affect and use R's in words in place of L's.

ROFL!...but racist post reported.
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Post by: DroppingPlates on September 14, 2015, 04:43:14 AM
Retirement
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Post by: goku on September 14, 2015, 04:51:14 AM
Just cut off 1/2 your dick, smoke weed for the eye affect and use R's in words in place of L's.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QpFpi3cptww/TrC8HPpjHtI/AAAAAAAAAVI/Kpmm08zhj7g/s1600/chong_points.jpg)
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Post by: OB1 on September 14, 2015, 05:07:29 AM
no job.  ;D
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on September 14, 2015, 05:25:27 AM
Prosefssional photographer on full time.
No i just do it on my free time, weddings, portraits, allttle budior (spelling) that always gives me test and tren enhanched boners
Title: Re: What is your dream job?
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 14, 2015, 05:34:55 AM
Prosefssional photographer on full time.
No i just do it on my free time, weddings, portraits, allttle budior (spelling) that always gives me test and tren enhanched boners

The Coach approved
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Post by: DanzigBrah on September 14, 2015, 05:42:13 AM
IFBB pro "Guru" trainer.
Title: Re: What is your dream job?
Post by: da_vinci on September 14, 2015, 05:49:39 AM
I'm working my dream job. Rarely do I feel like I'm "working" tho', even when I get really tired.
Title: Re: What is your dream job?
Post by: YngiweRhoads on September 14, 2015, 06:04:09 AM
I always thought touring musician, porn star, or actor.  I must have missed something.
I'm sure someone made assistant manager at Walmart and felt they were at the pinnacle of success.  It's all relative.

It isn't all it's cracked up to be. Living on the road gets old pretty quickly.
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Post by: oldtimer1 on September 14, 2015, 06:05:04 AM
I'd like to be a movie star. You're loaded with cash. Everywhere you go people are excited to meet you. Restaurants gives you free meals even though you can afford it because they want you in the place.  

In reality I had my dream job and retired at 52.

I want to be a personal trainer but I just can't figure out how to make money off of it. Gyms do not allow outside personal trainers training their clients.  Working as a personal trainer for a chain gym pays as much as flipping burgers for a Burger King. Another thing is my age. While I look in shape I know I can't compete with the image a 25 year old juicer trainer has.  
Title: Re: What is your dream job?
Post by: Army of One on September 14, 2015, 06:09:41 AM
no job.  ;D

This, all jobs suck, the idea is to do the thing that makes the most money in the shortest period then get out.Basically do the opposite of what everyone does.
Title: Re: What is your dream job?
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 14, 2015, 06:38:02 AM
My dream is to not have to work (and in less than 5 yrs once I am in my mid-50's, it will become a reality).

Ideally, this plays out by having my money invested in a diversified fashion through a number of tools, while also having a generous number of real estate properties for cash flow purposes.

My only job, in that instance, would be to look into new real estate to invest in, while selling off properties that are projecting a future loss.

"1"
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 14, 2015, 06:50:28 AM
Professional Sleeper.  Just sleep 12 hours a day with regular naps.  I'm always fucking tired. 
In real life it would have been a chemist.  I was great at chemistry but the .com era began so I switched focus from chemistry to computer science.  Sure the money has been great but I rarely enjoy the work I do.
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Post by: gym**rat on September 14, 2015, 07:20:33 AM
ROFL!...but racist post reported.

WHAT? You no rikey?
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Post by: robcguns on September 14, 2015, 07:33:10 AM
Joons assistant.
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Post by: Uncle Joon on September 14, 2015, 07:34:25 AM
Joons assistant.

I have never not had sex with a single PA I have had over the years
suit yourself  :D
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Post by: robcguns on September 14, 2015, 07:58:57 AM
I have never not had sex with a single PA I have had over the years
suit yourself  :D

Hahahahahha
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Post by: Kwon_2 on September 14, 2015, 08:03:32 AM
Brosefssional photographer on half or quarter time. Paid as full.

Only taking photos of Bros. (at the Ice Machine)










No Homer!
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Post by: bigmikecox on September 14, 2015, 08:11:13 AM
Actor for Plumpers Pass
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on September 14, 2015, 08:31:43 AM
The Coach approved
hahahahahah
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Post by: The Wizard of Truth on September 14, 2015, 08:41:14 AM
I want to own my own restaurant and I want it before I'm 40. I have started a degree in Culinary arts part time in college and then I will do restaurant management as I don't want to go into the industry ignorant
Title: Re: What is your dream job?
Post by: Uncle Joon on September 14, 2015, 08:43:45 AM
I want to own my own restaurant and I want it before I'm 40. I have started a degree in Culinary arts part time in college and then I will do restaurant management as I don't want to go into the industry ignorant

Nothing you do in study will make the remotest difference to your future success as a restaurateur
Save yourself the aggro and just set up your restaurant from the get go.
 
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Post by: Agnostic007 on September 14, 2015, 08:54:08 AM
I've been fortunate to have my dream job for the last 23 years. I look forward to my next dream job of Perpetual Retired Tourist within the next 2 years.. I think I will actually enjoy that more. 
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Post by: The Wizard of Truth on September 14, 2015, 08:55:53 AM
Nothing you do in study will make the remotest difference to your future success as a restaurateur
Save yourself the aggro and just set up your restaurant from the get go.
 
I plan on starting it from scratch. My current businesses are going very well but the long term goal is a quality restaurant which my city could do with.
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Post by: Uncle Joon on September 14, 2015, 08:58:50 AM
I plan on starting it from scratch. My current businesses are going very well but the long term goal is a quality restaurant which my city could do with.

what kinda restaurant will it be and where? my suggestion to you would be to open a bar/style restaurant, better still a night club with restaurant in it.
there is more money in drink thank food unless you are very exclusive and charge high premiums.
 
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Post by: Kwon_2 on September 14, 2015, 08:59:20 AM
I plan on starting it from scratch. My current businesses are going very well but the long term goal is a quality restaurant which my city could do with.

Will it be opened in London?
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 14, 2015, 09:03:12 AM
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Post by: The Wizard of Truth on September 14, 2015, 09:03:31 AM
Will it be opened in London?
As i live in Ireland, no man
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Post by: Henda on September 14, 2015, 09:15:56 AM
Best job would be to be paid a regular wage for doing fuck all.
Realistically my ideal job I had, back when I was a builder working for myself back when times were good (pre recession, lots of work, could put decent prices in and pick your jobs), I loved it, always worked in a squad of 3, one was one of my best mates, the other typically my dad or another friend, nobody to answer too, cups of tea and bacon sandwiches free all day, great laughs all day, sometimes worked at hot women's houses. The Instant respect garnered by being a buisness owner ect ect it was a fucking dream till times turned hard
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Post by: The Wizard of Truth on September 14, 2015, 09:23:46 AM
Best job would be to be paid a regular wage for doing fuck all.
Realistically my ideal job I had, back when I was a builder working for myself back when times were good (pre recession, lots of work, could put decent prices in and pick your jobs), I loved it, always worked in a squad of 3, one was one of my best mates, the other typically my dad or another friend, nobody to answer too, cups of tea and bacon sandwiches free all day, great laughs all day, sometimes worked at hot women's houses. The Instant respect garnered by being a buisness owner ect ect it was a fucking dream till times turned hard
You'd go insane doing nothing all day. No wonder all the doleites (unemployable by choice wasters) claim depression
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Post by: SaintAnger on September 14, 2015, 09:35:30 AM
I want to be financially set one day so I can own a guitar store.  That's it for me.  Just hang out, play guitar all day in my music store with other musicians, and not give a FUCK about anything.
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Post by: Henda on September 14, 2015, 09:40:53 AM
You'd go insane doing nothing all day. No wonder all the doleites (unemployable by choice wasters) claim depression

True, I start to go mental after a few days off work in the house now, fuck knows how those fuckers on the dole do it
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Post by: Kwon_2 on September 14, 2015, 09:41:59 AM
I want to be financially set one day so I can own a guitar store.  That's it for me.  Just hang out, play guitar all day in my music store with other musicians, and not give a FUCK about anything.

And if people buy ANY guitars in a timeperiod of 10 years, it's just a bonus :D
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 14, 2015, 09:43:15 AM
And if people buy ANY guitars in a timeperiod of 10 years, it's just a bonus :D

People will go into the store to try them out then go order it from Amazon for 1/2 the price.
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Post by: dr.chimps on September 14, 2015, 09:44:05 AM
Private eye in the '40's, like Bogie in the Big Sleep. Philip Marlowe-type.
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Post by: spiro on September 14, 2015, 10:26:32 AM
A friend of mine makes money checking out resorts, he grades them. He is always on vacation.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 14, 2015, 10:40:09 AM
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