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Title: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 01, 2015, 04:13:20 PM
Some of the best comedy and biggest laughs I have ever had came from reading GetBig.

That being said sometimes when I am in public I see or hear something that makes me instantly think of something from here, with the result being I often burst out laughing.

Today as an example I was taking the bus to the gym. The Bus was full of people of Pakistani descent and they were yammering on in their language, one of whom had the typical paki moustache and I burst out laughing because I thought of this Video Ironmeister made...



Then on the way back a chick with a cute face yet gigantic ass came on and sat down. First thing in my mind I smiled thought "BMC would hit, raw, no pulling out"

Finally the drunk guy at the intersection near my house, yelling at everyone made me laugh and think of Donny

This happen to anyone else.

OH PS Bodybuilding related as I trained, chest, triceps and did cardio`while sipping my amino drink

Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: da_vinci on November 01, 2015, 04:17:05 PM
Every time I see a jobless homosexual negro I think of Goodrum.
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: Nether Animal on November 01, 2015, 04:17:54 PM
Nelson = quality poaster!

 8)
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: bigbadwolfe on November 01, 2015, 04:31:40 PM
Dude..............I was having a pretty pissy night and this just made me LoL. I do not know the guy who was supposedly in custody and I feel bad for having a laugh at his expense but holy hell that was funny shit!!!
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 01, 2015, 05:28:49 PM
Every time I see a jobless homosexual negro I think of Goodrum.

Haha

Nelson = quality poaster!

 8)

Thanks so are you.
Still waiting for the Jodels chocolate sirup pics

Dude..............I was having a pretty pissy night and this just made me LoL. I do not know the guy who was supposedly in custody and I feel bad for having a laugh at his expense but holy hell that was funny shit!!!

GetBig arguments always bring out the LOLs


Here is another one that has been going on for a  couple of years.

Every time I see a white van I slyly smile with a chuckle saying quietly "Basile"

Good times
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: AbrahamG on November 01, 2015, 06:29:35 PM
great post. 
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 01, 2015, 06:35:14 PM
Yes. I thought about making a thread about this a few times before, as I know exactly what you're talking about.
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: Lustral on November 01, 2015, 06:38:39 PM
Some dickheads in gym other night brought a cameraman and lighting to video 100kg leg presses and were shouting like howler monkies. I was going to flip; was on verge of posting til I thought about the "do you check your phone in gym thread" and said to myself "don't be a hypocrite; getbig will judge you".

I just flipped and left phone in bag  ;D
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on November 01, 2015, 06:42:28 PM
I've actually searched "Dante Trudel" on here for that one thread in which he was going to e-blows over his real name or some other shit. I like the guy and all, but that was some serious e-brawling. Actually I've been nearly brought to tears or just flabbergasted by some of the old threads I've read on here which were found by searching for a person or topic of interest.
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on November 01, 2015, 06:42:36 PM
What a unique thread.

I can't believe Getbig has never thought of this before.

OP sucks rhesus monkey dick.

Shitty thread shitbag
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: calfzilla on November 01, 2015, 06:44:57 PM
Jimmy Z  ;D
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: Hulkotron on November 01, 2015, 06:45:04 PM
I have almost used "Heeb" in real life a few times.  Have caught myself first so far though.  :D
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: Lustral on November 01, 2015, 06:47:33 PM
I've actually searched "Dante Trudel" on here for that one thread in which he was going to e-blows over his real name or some other shit. I like the guy and all, but that was some serious e-brawling. Actually I've been nearly brought to tears or just flabbergasted by some of the old threads I've read on here which were found by searching for a person or topic of interest.

Seems nice but he is an insidious salesman. Take 500g protein/day. Oh btw this is my protein website.

Carbs after 6pm will make you fat. (Bullshit)

Heavy weight lowish reps to grow universally works. No. No. My joints.

Nice guy. Dogmatic salesman.
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: SquidVicious on November 01, 2015, 06:56:15 PM
When I watch a Muslim behead someone on Liveleak it always cracks me up because I think either he believes in the religion of peace or he's going to celebrate once he gets back to Dubai, India.
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 01, 2015, 07:01:11 PM
What a unique thread.

I can't believe Getbig has never thought of this before.

OP sucks rhesus monkey dick.

Shitty thread shitbag

Honoured to be insulted by you finally and called a shitbag.

You are one of my favourite posters, always make me laugh

Slobcock
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on November 01, 2015, 07:21:53 PM
Honoured to be insulted by you finally and called a shitbag.

You are one of my favourite posters, always make me laugh

Slobcock

Nelson, I would love to have dinner with your family and tell your mother that she raised a good son and also a fair sized bulge in my pants.

Passionate shitbag.
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 01, 2015, 07:36:04 PM
Nelson, I would love to have dinner with your family and tell your mother that she raised a good son and also a fair sized bulge in my pants.

Passionate shitbag.

LOL,

We live in the same town I believe.

My family lives elsewhere though, so you will have to get by with her nudes pics only.

She's 66 BTW
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on November 01, 2015, 07:47:26 PM
LOL,

We live in the same town I believe.

My family lives elsewhere though, so you will have to get by with her nudes pics only.

She's 66 BTW

Nelson, I have her nudes from the spread she did in "Pregnant Lesbos" magazine.

There was a time when we would share a chicken sandwich at Portillo's and then some dry humping in my '84 Mustang.

You a southside or northside shitbag?
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 01, 2015, 07:51:07 PM
Nelson, I have her nudes from the spread she did in "Pregnant Lesbos" magazine.

There was a time when we would share a chicken sandwich at Portillo's and then some dry humping in my '84 Mustang.

You a southside or northside shitbag?

Aren't you in Hogtown?

Toronto
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on November 01, 2015, 07:54:07 PM
Aren't you in Hogtown?

Toronto

No, I'm not homosexual.

I live in Chicago.

If you're in Toronto, where do the parents live? Northern Ontario or Southern Ontario?
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 01, 2015, 07:59:46 PM
No, I'm not homosexual.

I live in Chicago.

If you're in Toronto, where do the parents live? Northern Ontario or Southern Ontario?

I am not gay either, well my boyfriend is but that's besides the point.

My parents live far enough away and I like it that way. Not in Ontario.
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on November 01, 2015, 08:18:30 PM
I am not gay either, well my boyfriend is but that's besides the point.

My parents live far enough away and I like it that way. Not in Ontario.

You should spend more time with your parents, they wasted their lives raising you and they miss you.

Ungrateful shitbag.
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: The True Adonis on November 01, 2015, 08:20:48 PM
You should spend more time with your parents, they wasted their lives raising you and they miss you.

Ungrateful shitbag.
Hopefully you will die this week.
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on November 01, 2015, 08:26:13 PM
Hopefully you will die this week.

Oh look.....Moe Howard's grandson!

How cute.



Obama sucking shitbag.
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: AbrahamG on November 01, 2015, 08:37:48 PM
the last two posts have me cracking up.
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on November 02, 2015, 02:02:25 AM
Some of the best comedy and biggest laughs I have ever had came from reading GetBig.

That being said sometimes when I am in public I see or hear something that makes me instantly think of something from here, with the result being I often burst out laughing.

Today as an example I was taking the bus to the gym. The Bus was full of people of Pakistani descent and they were yammering on in their language, one of whom had the typical paki moustache and I burst out laughing because I thought of this Video Ironmeister made...



Then on the way back a chick with a cute face yet gigantic ass came on and sat down. First thing in my mind I smiled thought "BMC would hit, raw, no pulling out"

Finally the drunk guy at the intersection near my house, yelling at everyone made me laugh and think of Donny

This happen to anyone else.

OH PS Bodybuilding related as I trained, chest, triceps and did cardio`while sipping my amino drink


lål
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: Waller on November 02, 2015, 02:08:33 AM
I have almost used "Heeb" in real life a few times.  Have caught myself first so far though.  :D

I did once, to a black friend. He laughs when I make a little racist joke, but that one just got me a blank stare. I think heeb is a no go.
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: _aj_ on November 02, 2015, 03:19:06 AM
I have almost used "Heeb" in real life a few times.  Have caught myself first so far though.  :D

Sadly, I've gotten my wife to use the term "Hebrew" in reference to our melanin-abled brethren. I fear that she will not know when to stop.
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: _aj_ on November 02, 2015, 03:21:50 AM
Aren't you in Hogtown?

Toronto

Damn, I have to be in Toronto next Monday. I am just flying in for a few meetings and flying out again, but the next time, I definitely will be staying. Would be good to meet some GB Team Canada folks.
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: King Shizzo on November 02, 2015, 03:26:38 AM
Damn, I have to be in Toronto next Monday. I am just flying in for a few meetings and flying out again, but the next time, I definitely will be staying. Would be good to meet some GB Team Canada folks.
AJ planting the seeds for future cruising.......
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: _aj_ on November 02, 2015, 03:29:07 AM
AJ planting the seeds for future cruising.......

Amen, my /\/igga. In Canada, nobody can hear you scream "no homo!"
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: robcguns on November 02, 2015, 03:34:39 AM
Some of the best comedy and biggest laughs I have ever had came from reading GetBig.

That being said sometimes when I am in public I see or hear something that makes me instantly think of something from here, with the result being I often burst out laughing.

Today as an example I was taking the bus to the gym. The Bus was full of people of Pakistani descent and they were yammering on in their language, one of whom had the typical paki moustache and I burst out laughing because I thought of this Video Ironmeister made...



Then on the way back a chick with a cute face yet gigantic ass came on and sat down. First thing in my mind I smiled thought "BMC would hit, raw, no pulling out"

Finally the drunk guy at the intersection near my house, yelling at everyone made me laugh and think of Donny

This happen to anyone else.

OH PS Bodybuilding related as I trained, chest, triceps and did cardio`while sipping my amino drink


happens to me all the time
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: The Ugly on November 02, 2015, 07:56:55 AM
Not yet, no. Not a once.
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: wes on November 02, 2015, 08:03:22 AM
I often look at people and think to myself that they look like a bag of smashed assholes.   
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on November 02, 2015, 02:51:41 PM
Many of my 'real life' friends, family and others I know are aware of the word and meaning of 'mudshark'
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: calfzilla on November 02, 2015, 03:12:41 PM
Many of my 'real life' friends, family and others I know are aware of the word and meaning of 'mudshark'

Mudshark is not exclusive to getbig.
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 02, 2015, 03:43:53 PM
Sadly, I've gotten my wife to use the term "Hebrew" in reference to our melanin-abled brethren. I fear that she will not know when to stop.

I almost said it when talking to a Jewish guy at the gym about two "brotha's" that were working out. Barely caught myself.lol
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: Dreadlifter on November 03, 2015, 02:40:15 AM
 ;D ;D ;D

I've never seen that vid. LMAO.

Whatever happened to Big-nosed Ach?
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 03, 2015, 03:02:54 AM
Then on the way back a chick with a cute face yet gigantic ass came on and sat down. First thing in my mind I smiled thought "BMC would hit, raw, no pulling out"

Pic? :D
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 30, 2015, 10:31:20 AM
Sitting at the blood clinic to get some bloodwork done, smiling because I am thinking GetBig due to being surrounded by in the waiting room...

-all the Hebrews
-People from the Religion of Peace
-couple of cute chicks, thought WIHI? Maybe not, could be a trap
-old rambling guy, complaining about the line, thought of Blue Stars and Ron
-after taking my blood, they gave me a cup to pee in, shuddered, laughed and thought of Prime and gloryholes when I stepped into the washroom
-drunk kid asking me for smoke walking back home, thought of Shizzo
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: King Shizzo on November 30, 2015, 10:42:33 AM
Sitting at the blood clinic to get some bloodwork done, smiling because I am thinking GetBig due to being surrounded by in the waiting room...

-all the Hebrews
-People from the Religion of Peace
-couple of cute chicks, thought WIHI? Maybe not, could be a trap
-old rambling guy, complaining about the line, thought of Blue Stars and Ron
-after taking my blood, they gave me a cup to pee in, shuddered, laughed and thought of Prime and gloryholes when I stepped into the washroom
-drunk kid asking me for smoke walking back home, thought of Shizzo
Worried that Charlie left his mark in you?
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: Thespritz0 on November 30, 2015, 10:53:49 AM
Every time I see a jobless homosexual negro I think of Goodrum.
^^
There's a few at the mall I went to on the weekend, they were looking at me jealously as I ate my $6 cheat meal...
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: calfzilla on November 30, 2015, 01:21:20 PM
^^
There's a few at the mall I went to on the weekend, they were looking at me jealously as I ate my $6 cheat meal...

Chinese food at the mall is a great cheat meal!
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 30, 2015, 03:23:22 PM
^^
There's a few at the mall I went to on the weekend, they were looking at me jealously as I ate my $6 cheat meal...

General Tao chicken yum


Worried that Charlie left his mark in you?

Since you asked you might take this as a precautionary tale since in all your pics your face shows the future signs...

excessive drinking causes a rise in blood pressure
a conttant rises in blood pressure causes hypertension
not treating hypertension + years of alcoholism can cause organ failure.

organ failure(kidneys)+hypertension= BP of 260/160+ Pissing blood + bursting blood vessels in back of eyes which brings on permanent damage ie retinapathy= 10 day stay in hospital down to 160lbs summer of 2014 literally dying. I haven't been 160lbs since I was under age 13 and only under 200 thrice since that age
 
Hence all the above has pretty much been healing, the eye damage is permanent but not continuing so I wear glasses instead of contacts and can be clumsy. The kidneys damage is healing and will be ok but never fully normal again.

All because I would not listen and had a "couple of drinks again" after being sober several years.

Sound familiar Shizzo?

Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: King Shizzo on November 30, 2015, 03:32:59 PM
General Tao chicken yum


Since you asked you might take this as a precautionary tale since in all your pics your face shows the future signs...

excessive drinking causes a rise in blood pressure
a conttant rises in blood pressure causes hypertension
not treating hypertension + years of alcoholism can cause organ failure.

organ failure(kidneys)+hypertension= BP of 260/160+ Pissing blood + bursting blood vessels in back of eyes which brings on permanent damage ie retinapathy= 10 day stay in hospital down to 160lbs summer of 2014 literally dying. I haven't been 160lbs since I was under age 13 and only under 200 thrice since that age
 
Hence all the above has pretty much been healing, the eye damage is permanent but not continuing so I wear glasses instead of contacts and can be clumsy. The kidneys damage is healing and will be ok but never fully normal again.

All because I would not listen and had a "couple of drinks again" after being sober several years.

Sound familiar Shizzo?


Sorry for your situation, and glad that you seem to be getting better. Not everyone's situation is the same though.

Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: WalterWhite on November 30, 2015, 04:00:45 PM
Chinese food at the mall is a great cheat meal!

x2 and almost ordered that today!  Home to chicken and rice. :-\

AJ we need to hit a good Chinese place sometime.
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 30, 2015, 04:14:53 PM
Sorry for your situation, and glad that you seem to be getting better. Not everyone's situation is the same though.



Thank you.

I know not everyone is in the same situation, just letting you know that it can creep up on you pretty quick.

Just to clarify. I would have had problems with BP etc as it runs in my family as well as kidneys on my mothers, I sped everything up by a couple of decades.
I also would not have gone to the hospital had I been sober and it was too late. The only reason I went to the hospital was because I was falling down alot in the weeks prior and cracked the back of my head on the pavement days before(no I wasn't drunk had a coffee and newspaper in hand) so I thought everything wrong may be concussion related. I was stubborn about going to doctors and hospitals. I would have just gone to bed to "sleep it off" and go "tomorrow" when I started pissing blood. Good thing becuase apparently I most likely would not have woken up

That is not a precautionary tale for drunks, that is a precautionary tale for anyone here, especially those that use gear, stims etc eho think you are ok and rely on the "health advices" of internet gurus who have no more knowledge of medicine than any of us here which is few.

Get regular checkups, hypertension is called 'the silent killer' for a reason
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 30, 2015, 04:25:04 PM
Getbig gave me a more critical set of eyes...  I see typical 'WYHI' subjects, 'hebrews', 'sociopaths', 'you look like shit' & 'only gay if' cases everywhere!
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: Nether Animal on November 30, 2015, 04:26:34 PM
Glad you caught that before it was too late, Nelson.

Alcoholism is no joke.
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 30, 2015, 04:30:27 PM
Getbig gave me a more critical set of eyes...  I see typical 'WYHI' subjects, 'hebrews', 'sociopaths', 'you look like shit' & 'only gay if' cases everywhere!

LOL, forgot this one\
Some black chick was wearing sun glasses, blinged out with the weave in the blood clinic and I was thinking "Dindu Nuffin"

Glad you caught that before it was too late, Nelson.

Alcoholism is no joke.

Thanks Nether, me too
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 04:33:20 PM
Glad you caught that before it was too late, Nelson.

Alcoholism is no joke.

disagree
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 30, 2015, 04:35:14 PM
LOL, forgot this one\
Some black chick was wearing sun glasses, blinged out with the weave in the blood clinic and I was thinking "Dindu Nuffin"

Haha, yeah that's a trending one
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: King Shizzo on November 30, 2015, 04:48:15 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 30, 2015, 04:54:44 PM
disagree


lol
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: Nether Animal on November 30, 2015, 04:57:50 PM
disagree


Shopped I hope.

How can he be smiling?  :-\
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: Set It Up on November 30, 2015, 04:59:41 PM
Shopped I hope.

How can he be smiling?  :-\

well known it isnt shopped---admitted by him its real
but he does have the arm of a pro quarterback and rules the flag football field on alternating sundays
Title: Re: Does this happen to anyone?
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 30, 2015, 05:02:46 PM
well known it isnt shopped---admitted by him its real
but he does have the arm of a pro quarterback and rules the flag football field on alternating sundays

according to these 2 guys he has very soft hands under water