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I hit 250 Lbs last night, and she wouldn't stop jiggling. Unfortunately she knows my name and wants to have sex again. :-X
Sometimes I hate my penis.
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I'm sure bigmikecox has had his fair share of HW conquests.
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I'm sure bigmikecox has had his fair share of HW conquests.
Shit, 250's his minimum requirement.
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Fuckers!!! LOL
I got up to 252lbs and was SO uncomfortable. But, I was SWOLE!!! Looking back i was fat and water but i was strong.
And yes, i HAVE hit a chick over 250lbs....Three of them ;D
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I'm sure bigmikecox has had his fair share of HW conquests.
This was really heavy lifting, her gut hung over her pussy even when flat on her back. Couldn't finish until I started raping her mouth.
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Fuckers!!! LOL
I got up to 252lbs and was SO uncomfortable. But, I was SWOLE!!! Looking back i was fat and water but i was strong.
And yes, i HAVE hit a chick over 250lbs....Three of them ;D
I admire your passion and strength. You must be a beast in the gym! I threw my back out trying to roll her over...
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JESUS! 250lbs?! I don't think I'd go over 160lbs and no shorter than 5'6" at that weight (accounting for a reasonable amount of muscle mass, here, otherwise, still no). I had an offer from a chick who's 5'4" and 200lbs and I politely declined. I was with a girl who was "chubby" (like 5'3" or 5'4" and 140lbs-ish? maybe higher? I didnt ask, didn't work out or even eat healthy) and felt a bit grossed out... Still fucked her, just felt very ashamed afterwards. I like my girls either very fit (some muscle and not a huge amount of bodyfat) or rail thin.
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(http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh96/Katydid1977/Jess%20Weight%20Loss%202010/DSC03614.jpg)
Just so we can get a mental picture
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the most beautiful vagina I've ever seen belonged to a "heavier" girl
btw----remember sports fans....a, ummm, "Stockier" girl may look one way standing up but when they lay down on there back, well, gravity makes them look so much better
now, I'm not saying that a Heffer in missionary will look like Ursula Anders...no......but a girl with a "average" to " a couple extra pounds" can look much better when there non athletic parts let Newton's wonderful laws take affect
and if they have a cute face then it's game over
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(http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh96/Katydid1977/Jess%20Weight%20Loss%202010/DSC03614.jpg)
Just so we can get a mental picture
Thanks (I guess?) for that visual. And yes, similar. Mine had a bit more stretch marks on her gut.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4c/7e/31/4c7e31df30660a36541d5f67051a33fc.jpg)
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the most beautiful vagina I've ever seen belonged to a "heavier" girl
btw----remember sports fans....a, ummm, "Stockier" girl may look one way standing up but when they lay down on there back, well, gravity makes them look so much better
now, I'm not saying that a Heffer in missionary will look like Ursula Anders...no......but a girl with a "average" to " a couple extra pounds" can look much better when there non athletic parts let Newton's wonderful laws take affect
and if they have a cute face then it's game over
When flat on her back she looked like an obese pancake.
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the most beautiful vagina I've ever seen belonged to a "heavier" girl
btw----remember sports fans....a, ummm, "Stockier" girl may look one way standing up but when they lay down on there back, well, gravity makes them look so much better
now, I'm not saying that a Heffer in missionary will look like Ursula Anders...no......but a girl with a "average" to " a couple extra pounds" can look much better when there non athletic parts let Newton's wonderful laws take affect
and if they have a cute face then it's game over
this is a KEY point that most overlook
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Never.
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(http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh96/Katydid1977/Jess%20Weight%20Loss%202010/DSC03614.jpg)
Just so we can get a mental picture
but every chick has her weight distributed differnetly. Some are top heavy, some are ass heavy.
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but every chick has her weight distributed differnetly. Some are top heavy, some are ass heavy.
250 lbs of pure ASS!
I love it! :D
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When flat on her back she looked like an obese pancake.
well, she's way above the "a couple of pounds" overweight criteria that the "laying on your back" rule applies to
a girl like that is only attractive to a guy with a Mix tape to sell or a starter for the Portland Trailblazers
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JESUS! 250lbs?! I don't think I'd go over 160lbs and no shorter than 5'6" at that weight (accounting for a reasonable amount of muscle mass, here, otherwise, still no). I had an offer from a chick who's 5'4" and 200lbs and I politely declined. I was with a girl who was "chubby" (like 5'3" or 5'4" and 140lbs-ish? maybe higher? I didnt ask, didn't work out or even eat healthy) and felt a bit grossed out... Still fucked her, just felt very ashamed afterwards. I like my girls either very fit (some muscle and not a huge amount of bodyfat) or rail thin.
You are right. And I will trawl the anorexia clinic for pussy as a sort of mental cleanse.
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the most beautiful vagina I've ever seen belonged to a "heavier" girl
btw----remember sports fans....a, ummm, "Stockier" girl may look one way standing up but when they lay down on there back, well, gravity makes them look so much better
now, I'm not saying that a Heffer in missionary will look like Ursula Anders...no......but a girl with a "average" to " a couple extra pounds" can look much better when there non athletic parts let Newton's wonderful laws take affect
and if they have a cute face then it's game over
Pretty pussy of peace.
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as a prologue:
two of the hardest nuts I've busted came from two types of women:
1) black girls
2) cute chubby girls
the term "chubby" is subjective though and each man has different visions of what "chubby" is
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The more the cushion the better the pushin'! ;D
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The more the cushion the better the pushin'! ;D
Its just so soft ;D
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One of the members on here was on a mission to hit 240 Lbs or more however I believe he abandoned his quest a number of years ago ,never attaining that goal ???
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One of the members on here was on a mission to hit 240 Lbs or more however I believe he abandoned his quest a number of years ago ,never attaining that goal ???
He missed out on something magical
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When I lived in Florida,I was out drinking and shooting pool in some biker dive and I got tanked.
At the end of the night,this huge broad who was joking with me all night gave me a ride home.......beautiful face but had to weigh at least 350 pounds.
Anyway,I invited her in for a coffee and she wouldn`t leave....I told her she could sleep on the couch but she tried hopping in bed with me.
I begged this chick to leave but she refused.....her face was so pretty,but I couldn`t even think of getting some head as she was a fucking whale......back in those days,I had more respect for my cock! :D
Anyway again,she wouldn`t get out of my bedroom so I slammed the bitch against the wall so hard that her fucking earrings fell out and broke my toe kicking her in the ass on the way out as I was barefooted.
She called the cops and told them I had her earrings...............I let the cops in,found her earrings on the floor,gave them to her and the cop whispered in my ear-"What the fuck are you doing with this tub of shit" !
I just laughed and limped back to bed......still can`t bend the second toe on my right foot to this day.........fat Kunt!! :D
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When I lived in Florida,I was out drinking and shooting pool in some biker dive and I got tanked.
At the end of the night,this huge broad who was joking with me all night gave me a ride home.......beautiful face but had to weigh at least 350 pounds.
Anyway,I invited her in for a coffee and she wouldn`t leave....I told her she could sleep on the couch but she tried hopping in bed with me.
I begged this chick to leave but she refused.....her face was so pretty,but I couldn`t even think of getting some head as she was a fucking whale......back in those days,I had more respect for my cock! :D
Anyway again,she wouldn`t get out of my bedroom so I slammed the bitch against the wall so hard that her fucking earrings fell out and broke my toe kicking her in the ass on the way out as I was barefooted.
She called the cops and told them I had her earrings...............I let the cops in,found her earrings on the floor,gave them to her and the cop whispered in my ear-"What the fuck are you doing with this tub of shit" !
I just laughed and limped back to bed......still can`t bend the second toe on my right foot to this day.........fat Kunt!! :D
LMAO!!!!! Not even a blowjob?
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Would walk with her on a crouded beach, with a bazilian bikini, holding hands.
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LMAO!!!!! Not even a blowjob?
Drunk or sober I would have said no.
Years later after moving back home to Massachusettes,my buddy who used to always fuck heavy chicks talked me into to fucking some fat broad......been fucking them ever since, but I set a limit on size and on looks.
I`ve had some great sex with heavier chicks but like I said,I have a size limit.......my dick would puke after a certain size. :D
I`m married now so the above means jackshit. :(
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They're ok if they have a decent waist-hip ratio (0.7)
I知 180cm (5'11) and 105 KG (239pounds). I wear a 34GG-H bra.
My measurements are 45-30-51.
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/2c990a1f63e7dfcac5ade3e68ac8d1c8/tumblr_nhidq2zZY01rgjw8io1_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/c0ddb78434be04d96de912e36bc88f73/tumblr_o0hyyq3Zxq1rgjw8io1_1280.jpg)(http://40.media.tumblr.com/8946b0825d6e195625b531a0652a896e/tumblr_nq9lp4krR51rgjw8io1_1280.jpg)
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They're ok if they have a decent waist-hip ratio (0.7)
I知 180cm (5'11) and 105 KG (239pounds). I wear a 34GG-H bra.
My measurements are 45-30-51.
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/2c990a1f63e7dfcac5ade3e68ac8d1c8/tumblr_nhidq2zZY01rgjw8io1_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/c0ddb78434be04d96de912e36bc88f73/tumblr_o0hyyq3Zxq1rgjw8io1_1280.jpg)(http://40.media.tumblr.com/8946b0825d6e195625b531a0652a896e/tumblr_nq9lp4krR51rgjw8io1_1280.jpg)
Very Nice.
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They're ok if they have a decent waist-hip ratio (0.7)
I知 180cm (5'11) and 105 KG (239pounds). I wear a 34GG-H bra.
My measurements are 45-30-51.
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/2c990a1f63e7dfcac5ade3e68ac8d1c8/tumblr_nhidq2zZY01rgjw8io1_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/c0ddb78434be04d96de912e36bc88f73/tumblr_o0hyyq3Zxq1rgjw8io1_1280.jpg)(http://40.media.tumblr.com/8946b0825d6e195625b531a0652a896e/tumblr_nq9lp4krR51rgjw8io1_1280.jpg)
more like 165 she hot tho
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When I lived in Florida,I was out drinking and shooting pool in some biker dive and I got tanked.
At the end of the night,this huge broad who was joking with me all night gave me a ride home.......beautiful face but had to weigh at least 350 pounds.
Anyway,I invited her in for a coffee and she wouldn`t leave....I told her she could sleep on the couch but she tried hopping in bed with me.
I begged this chick to leave but she refused.....her face was so pretty,but I couldn`t even think of getting some head as she was a fucking whale......back in those days,I had more respect for my cock! :D
Anyway again,she wouldn`t get out of my bedroom so I slammed the bitch against the wall so hard that her fucking earrings fell out and broke my toe kicking her in the ass on the way out as I was barefooted.
She called the cops and told them I had her earrings...............I let the cops in,found her earrings on the floor,gave them to her and the cop whispered in my ear-"What the fuck are you doing with this tub of shit" !
I just laughed and limped back to bed......still can`t bend the second toe on my right foot to this day.........fat Kunt!! :D
Epic! Should have thrown a twinky out the door and watch her waddle after it.
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They're ok if they have a decent waist-hip ratio (0.7)
I知 180cm (5'11) and 105 KG (239pounds). I wear a 34GG-H bra.
My measurements are 45-30-51.
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/2c990a1f63e7dfcac5ade3e68ac8d1c8/tumblr_nhidq2zZY01rgjw8io1_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/c0ddb78434be04d96de912e36bc88f73/tumblr_o0hyyq3Zxq1rgjw8io1_1280.jpg)(http://40.media.tumblr.com/8946b0825d6e195625b531a0652a896e/tumblr_nq9lp4krR51rgjw8io1_1280.jpg)
105kg? No way she's that heavy.
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She is that heavy, but she has a good waist-hip ratio and not an appleshape.
She is from Iceland and on the taller side.
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3ga8rl361rgjw8io1_1280.png)(http://36.media.tumblr.com/721cdb88eba7da32c2de29263c3cb4e7/tumblr_ndp1e1tSiC1rgjw8io1_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/533dc57e4d9a4a87df19320d1f26b514/tumblr_mr6p3oveed1rgjw8io1_1280.jpg)
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She is, but she has a good waist-hip ratio and not an appleshape.
She is from Iceland and on the taller side.
Would attempt to insert my mushroom tip into her anal cavity, but I am unsure if my shaft is long enough to penetrate the thickness of the cheeks.
So, I'd just sit in the corner and cry
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(http://40.media.tumblr.com/110ab8ecf8c1b8a0d8440f88fd828fb6/tumblr_mhghi4Mtwm1rgjw8io1_1280.jpg)(http://40.media.tumblr.com/1395db8766383909562e1507fe93b742/tumblr_mhq44mEo5h1rgjw8io1_1280.png)
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They're ok if they have a decent waist-hip ratio (0.7)
I知 180cm (5'11) and 105 KG (239pounds). I wear a 34GG-H bra.
My measurements are 45-30-51.
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/2c990a1f63e7dfcac5ade3e68ac8d1c8/tumblr_nhidq2zZY01rgjw8io1_1280.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/c0ddb78434be04d96de912e36bc88f73/tumblr_o0hyyq3Zxq1rgjw8io1_1280.jpg)(http://40.media.tumblr.com/8946b0825d6e195625b531a0652a896e/tumblr_nq9lp4krR51rgjw8io1_1280.jpg)
at that height, her weight is good and her ass is DENSE!!! BMC APPROVED
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(http://40.media.tumblr.com/110ab8ecf8c1b8a0d8440f88fd828fb6/tumblr_mhghi4Mtwm1rgjw8io1_1280.jpg)(http://40.media.tumblr.com/1395db8766383909562e1507fe93b742/tumblr_mhq44mEo5h1rgjw8io1_1280.png)
Perfect ass
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Two-fifty? That's a big number.
I believe I've worked up to 205-210 range, but haven't made that 250 barrier yet. At 250 those tits better be huge.
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What's that Iceland chick's name?
Will need for further research
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What's that Iceland chick's name?
Will need for further research
Yes....for research ;)
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Halloween
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When working as waiter
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(https://scontent-arn2-1.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/e15/11357658_471965092961706_75318361_n.jpg)
(https://scontent-arn2-1.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-ash/t51.2885-15/e15/10732003_1383943631896381_1212969030_n.jpg)(https://scontent-arn2-1.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-prn/t51.2885-15/e15/10727602_670741673024033_865763183_n.jpg)
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Fuckers!!! LOL
I got up to 252lbs and was SO uncomfortable. But, I was SWOLE!!! Looking back i was fat and water but i was strong.
And yes, i HAVE hit a chick over 250lbs....Three of them ;D
how do you know the number was three? Do you put these whales on a scale before mounting them? :-X
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When I lived in Florida,I was out drinking and shooting pool in some biker dive and I got tanked.
At the end of the night,this huge broad who was joking with me all night gave me a ride home.......beautiful face but had to weigh at least 350 pounds.
Anyway,I invited her in for a coffee and she wouldn`t leave....I told her she could sleep on the couch but she tried hopping in bed with me.
I begged this chick to leave but she refused.....her face was so pretty,but I couldn`t even think of getting some head as she was a fucking whale......back in those days,I had more respect for my cock! :D
Anyway again,she wouldn`t get out of my bedroom so I slammed the bitch against the wall so hard that her fucking earrings fell out and broke my toe kicking her in the ass on the way out as I was barefooted.
She called the cops and told them I had her earrings...............I let the cops in,found her earrings on the floor,gave them to her and the cop whispered in my ear-"What the fuck are you doing with this tub of shit" !
I just laughed and limped back to bed......still can`t bend the second toe on my right foot to this day.........fat Kunt!! :D
LMAO! That's actually a very good story, wes! ;D ;D
Sorry about the toe :'( fat (or in your case morbidly obese) chicks aren't worth that kind of pain, man.
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how do you know the number was three? Do you put these whales on a scale before mounting them? :-X
I couldnt mount one missionary position....she was close to 300
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how do you know the number was three? Do you put these whales on a scale before mounting them? :-X
Regarding Big Mike, Educated Guess one might assume :D
He has that Terminator-like Scanner in his eyes...
Scanning.... Scanning... 150lbs subpar... moving on to next target
Scanning... 250 lbs MATCH!
Option 1 Yes
Option 2 No
Option 3 Fuck You Asshole
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Regarding Big Mike, Educated Guess one might assume :D
He has that Terminator-like Scanner in his eyes...
Scanning.... Scanning... 150lbs subpar... moving on to next target
Scanning... 250 lbs MATCH!
Option 1 Yes
Option 2 No
Option 3 Fuck You Asshole
bwahaahahhahaahahahha!!!! LMFAO!!!! But i do have an eye for this!
When i was a whore id go to a club and search for the big chicks that was with a hot friend. Id ask the friend if her BBW partner was single (they usually were). Look im no Denzel or Brad Pitt, but i have a decent build (back then id wear the tight, look at me musclehead shirts) and those big girls LOVED the attention! Get them naked and tell them how sexy they look, or how nice the ass is....son, you are in for a GOOD night! And if you go down on them, game over!!! They will let you do anything
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Look im no Denzel or Brad Pitt, but i have a decent build (back then id wear the tight, look at me musclehead shirts) and those big girls LOVED the attention! Get them naked and tell them how sexy they look, or how nice the ass is....son, you are in for a GOOD night! And if you go down on them, game over!!! They will let you do anything
The Big Mike and Friend-Scenario :D
(http://i.imgur.com/2GN7PqM.jpg)
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When I lived in Florida,I was out drinking and shooting pool in some biker dive and I got tanked.
At the end of the night,this huge broad who was joking with me all night gave me a ride home.......beautiful face but had to weigh at least 350 pounds.
Anyway,I invited her in for a coffee and she wouldn`t leave....I told her she could sleep on the couch but she tried hopping in bed with me.
I begged this chick to leave but she refused.....her face was so pretty,but I couldn`t even think of getting some head as she was a fucking whale......back in those days,I had more respect for my cock! :D ;D
Anyway again,she wouldn`t get out of my bedroom so I slammed the bitch against the wall so hard that her fucking earrings fell out and broke my toe kicking her in the ass on the way out as I was barefooted.
She called the cops and told them I had her earrings...............I let the cops in,found her earrings on the floor,gave them to her and the cop whispered in my ear-"What the fuck are you doing with this tub of shit" !
I just laughed and limped back to bed......still can`t bend the second toe on my right foot to this day.........fat Kunt!! :D
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When I lived in Florida,I was out drinking and shooting pool in some biker dive and I got tanked.
At the end of the night,this huge broad who was joking with me all night gave me a ride home.......beautiful face but had to weigh at least 350 pounds.
Anyway,I invited her in for a coffee and she wouldn`t leave....I told her she could sleep on the couch but she tried hopping in bed with me.
I begged this chick to leave but she refused.....her face was so pretty,but I couldn`t even think of getting some head as she was a fucking whale......back in those days,I had more respect for my cock! :D
Anyway again,she wouldn`t get out of my bedroom so I slammed the bitch against the wall so hard that her fucking earrings fell out and broke my toe kicking her in the ass on the way out as I was barefooted.
She called the cops and told them I had her earrings...............I let the cops in,found her earrings on the floor,gave them to her and the cop whispered in my ear-"What the fuck are you doing with this tub of shit" !
I just laughed and limped back to bed......still can`t bend the second toe on my right foot to this day.........fat Kunt!! :D
I want to make love to this post.....amazing
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Would attempt to insert my mushroom tip into her anal cavity, but I am unsure if my shaft is long enough to penetrate the thickness of the cheeks.
So, I'd just sit in the corner and cry
:D :D
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What's the old saw? Never bed anyone you can't lift.
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If you never had a phatty sit on your face, you dont know what you are missing!!! Pure bliss
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If you never had a phatty sit on your face, you dont know what you are missing!!! Pure bliss
Oxygen?
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I got up to 312 lbs.. And my lower back hurt just walking across the gym floor (also out of breath just tying my sneakers) spent most of my adult life right around 270-280 lbs (I'm 6ft 2" tho) now I stay around 230 -240 and I'm much happier able to sleep and move around much better!...,
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When I lived in Florida,I was out drinking and shooting pool in some biker dive and I got tanked.
At the end of the night,this huge broad who was joking with me all night gave me a ride home.......beautiful face but had to weigh at least 350 pounds.
Anyway,I invited her in for a coffee and she wouldn`t leave....I told her she could sleep on the couch but she tried hopping in bed with me.
I begged this chick to leave but she refused.....her face was so pretty,but I couldn`t even think of getting some head as she was a fucking whale......back in those days,I had more respect for my cock! :D
Anyway again,she wouldn`t get out of my bedroom so I slammed the bitch against the wall so hard that her fucking earrings fell out and broke my toe kicking her in the ass on the way out as I was barefooted.
She called the cops and told them I had her earrings...............I let the cops in,found her earrings on the floor,gave them to her and the cop whispered in my ear-"What the fuck are you doing with this tub of shit" !
I just laughed and limped back to bed......still can`t bend the second toe on my right foot to this day.........fat Kunt!! :D
CLASSIC!
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I got up to 312 lbs.. And my lower back hurt just walking across the gym floor (also out of breath just tying my sneakers) spent most of my adult life right around 270-280 lbs (I'm 6ft 2" tho) now I stay around 230 -240 and I'm much happier able to sleep and move around much better!...,
No Mike, it's about the heaviest chick you have porked.
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Fuckers!!! LOL
I got up to 252lbs and was SO uncomfortable. But, I was SWOLE!!! Looking back i was fat and water but i was strong.
And yes, i HAVE hit a chick over 250lbs....Three of them ;D
3 down and 5 to go to officially be in the "tons of fun club".
* 8 hippos x 250 lbs/ hippo = 2000 lbs aka 1 ton.
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No Mike, it's about the heaviest chick you have porked.
ahhhhh.... Well .. Again I'll go with 300 lbs 😞
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When I lived in Florida,I was out drinking and shooting pool in some biker dive and I got tanked.
At the end of the night,this huge broad who was joking with me all night gave me a ride home.......beautiful face but had to weigh at least 350 pounds.
Anyway,I invited her in for a coffee and she wouldn`t leave....I told her she could sleep on the couch but she tried hopping in bed with me.
I begged this chick to leave but she refused.....her face was so pretty,but I couldn`t even think of getting some head as she was a fucking whale......back in those days,I had more respect for my cock! :D
Anyway again,she wouldn`t get out of my bedroom so I slammed the bitch against the wall so hard that her fucking earrings fell out and broke my toe kicking her in the ass on the way out as I was barefooted.
She called the cops and told them I had her earrings...............I let the cops in,found her earrings on the floor,gave them to her and the cop whispered in my ear-"What the fuck are you doing with this tub of shit" !
I just laughed and limped back to bed......still can`t bend the second toe on my right foot to this day.........fat Kunt!! :D
Thats like 2 of you Wes contest weight
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I'm naturally around 210-215. I tried to see if I could get to 250 years ago, and I got to 230. Any higher than that and my body would just hold water like crazy, and it became futile.
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When I lived in Florida,I was out drinking and shooting pool in some biker dive and I got tanked.
At the end of the night,this huge broad who was joking with me all night gave me a ride home.......beautiful face but had to weigh at least 350 pounds.
Anyway,I invited her in for a coffee and she wouldn`t leave....I told her she could sleep on the couch but she tried hopping in bed with me.
I begged this chick to leave but she refused.....her face was so pretty,but I couldn`t even think of getting some head as she was a fucking whale......back in those days,I had more respect for my cock! :D
Anyway again,she wouldn`t get out of my bedroom so I slammed the bitch against the wall so hard that her fucking earrings fell out and broke my toe kicking her in the ass on the way out as I was barefooted.
She called the cops and told them I had her earrings...............I let the cops in,found her earrings on the floor,gave them to her and the cop whispered in my ear-"What the fuck are you doing with this tub of shit" !
I just laughed and limped back to bed......still can`t bend the second toe on my right foot to this day.........fat Kunt!! :D
Bahahaha, hilarious stories these days from ya!
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I'm naturally around 210-215. I tried to see if I could get to 250 years ago, and I got to 230. Any higher than that and my body would just hold water like crazy, and it became futile.
Somebody needs a beating. Not a harsh beating, more like a friendly, 'pay attention you dunce' type beating.
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What's that Iceland chick's name?
Will need for further research
Otoni Ogni
Your thanks is unnecessary.
A truly plump princess I'd happily make my tubby queen.
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Never had 250 pounder the closest was about 185 at about 5'4" big ass and tits. Closest I've come to 250 is 225 at 5' 9". I've got small joints and frame. Look like 230 at 210. It least I used to.
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Fit peoples lack of willpower against fat People is sickening
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:) Probably in that 200-210 range where I've tested the waters.
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Epic! Should have thrown a twinky out the door and watch her waddle after it.
LOL ;D
One day soon I`ll tell you guys about the 2 redneck cowboys who said that they were gonna` feed me to an alligator and one of my really insane tales,the night I challenged a bike gang to a fight all by my drunken self! :D
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When I lived in Florida,I was out drinking and shooting pool in some biker dive and I got tanked.
At the end of the night,this huge broad who was joking with me all night gave me a ride home.......beautiful face but had to weigh at least 350 pounds.
Anyway,I invited her in for a coffee and she wouldn`t leave....I told her she could sleep on the couch but she tried hopping in bed with me.
I begged this chick to leave but she refused.....her face was so pretty,but I couldn`t even think of getting some head as she was a fucking whale......back in those days,I had more respect for my cock! :D
Anyway again,she wouldn`t get out of my bedroom so I slammed the bitch against the wall so hard that her fucking earrings fell out and broke my toe kicking her in the ass on the way out as I was barefooted.
She called the cops and told them I had her earrings...............I let the cops in,found her earrings on the floor,gave them to her and the cop whispered in my ear-"What the fuck are you doing with this tub of shit" !
I just laughed and limped back to bed......still can`t bend the second toe on my right foot to this day.........fat Kunt!! :D
Fuk, that's funny :D
If you ever want a female to leave, just look in her in the eye and say ;
" I'm sorry but I can't have sex with you. You're butt smells ."
It's the atomic bomb of insults for any woman. :D
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JESUS! 250lbs?! I don't think I'd go over 160lbs and no shorter than 5'6" at that weight (accounting for a reasonable amount of muscle mass, here, otherwise, still no). I had an offer from a chick who's 5'4" and 200lbs and I politely declined. I was with a girl who was "chubby" (like 5'3" or 5'4" and 140lbs-ish? maybe higher? I didnt ask, didn't work out or even eat healthy) and felt a bit grossed out... Still fucked her, just felt very ashamed afterwards. I like my girls either very fit (some muscle and not a huge amount of bodyfat) or rail thin.
That's because you're young. Wait another 10 years and your standards will lower kid.
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That's because you're young. Wait another 10 years and your standards will lower kid.
THIS
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That's because you're young. Wait another 10 years and your standards will lower kid.
I'm hoping by that time I'll be either married or in a committed relationship with someone who's not an obese land-whale. But you never know... The future is scary :'(
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Otoni Ogni
Your thanks is unnecessary.
A truly plump princess I'd happily make my tubby queen.
Even though you said it was unnecessary, I will proceed with thanking you anyways.
I'd handfeed her gummy bears and beef jerky.