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Title: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: affeman on January 17, 2016, 03:35:49 PM
Oxford graduate, tall, slim, beautiful, intelligent and classy. Legit wife material.

Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Nails on January 17, 2016, 03:40:20 PM
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Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: affeman on January 17, 2016, 03:40:48 PM
Maybe if I put on a lil more size I get her attention (BB related)

(http://pics.musculardevelopment.com/photos/transferred/br0041.jpg)
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: AbrahamG on January 17, 2016, 03:42:50 PM
Maybe if I put on a lil more size I get her attention (BB related)

(http://pics.musculardevelopment.com/photos/transferred/br0041.jpg)

I certainly don't wish this upon anyone, but of all the pro bodybuilders who've been successful the past decade of so my money is on Branch being the first to "go".
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Fortress on January 17, 2016, 04:13:44 PM
Maybe if I put on a lil more size I get her attention (BB related)

(http://pics.musculardevelopment.com/photos/transferred/br0041.jpg)

My satan, Branch looks downright horrible here. Like, BAD. Retire, already.

Now, on to Mrs. Clooney. She's a Moozie. So despite her academic achievements, she's mentally ill and a member of the Pedo Prophet Club.

Pass.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Playboy on January 17, 2016, 04:15:12 PM
6
Agreed. She is nothing special.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Army of One on January 17, 2016, 04:18:04 PM
Rumour has it she trains with Groink and Arvilla on leg day

(http://fashionguide.me/files/2014/10/11.jpg)
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: indie-lad on January 17, 2016, 04:20:19 PM
Oxford graduate, tall, slim, beautiful, intelligent and classy. Legit wife material.



Totally agree.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Rascal full on January 17, 2016, 04:40:31 PM
Slim?!.....She's a walking skeleton!
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Howard on January 17, 2016, 04:42:35 PM
Slim?!.....She's a walking skeleton!

After spending a few weeks wth BMC, she'd bulk up to a nice pawg wt.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Howard on January 17, 2016, 04:43:50 PM
Oxford graduate, tall, slim, beautiful, intelligent and classy. Legit wife material.



If she married me, it would suck to bang her,  after the inevitable divorce.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Elvis_McCartney on January 17, 2016, 04:45:35 PM


Muslim subtract 5.......
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Howard on January 17, 2016, 05:00:37 PM

Muslim subtract 5.......

How the fuk do you pick a date on Muslim-mingle.com when they all wear those bee keeper suits covering their heads?
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: michael arvilla on January 17, 2016, 05:01:52 PM
Rumour has it she trains with Groink and Arvilla on leg day

(http://fashionguide.me/files/2014/10/11.jpg)
I saw that ya bastard! ...and I agree she seems very classy and intelligent ... However (and pretty!) I need something else ... Not sure what? ( maybe a fake rack?) definite marriage material tho!
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: tommywishbone on January 17, 2016, 05:02:46 PM
Give that bean pole a ham sandwich. Christ!
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: The Scott on January 17, 2016, 05:03:48 PM
Give that bean pole a ham sandwich. Christ!

I think a KFC Family Feast for Four is in order, sir.  She is pretty.  And pretty skinny too.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: TheShape. on January 17, 2016, 05:04:19 PM
Too underweight for me, I need a little meat on the bones.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Fortress on January 17, 2016, 05:05:35 PM
The one good thing I can say about this filthy Moozie is this. I bet she can grow one heck of a sexy bush. All dark and fluffy. Very hot.

P.S. How long before George is on suicide watch reminiscing about his many years living as a bachelor, hanging with buds, chilling with his pig pet and banging hot broads with no legal ties?
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Zillotch on January 17, 2016, 05:10:43 PM
eh

(https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn01.cdn.justjared.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F05%2Falamuddin-backat%2Fgeorge-clooneys-fiancee-amal-alamuddin-is-back-at-work-02.JPG&f=1)
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: michael arvilla on January 17, 2016, 05:12:16 PM
Ok...... You ruined it for me with that last photo!😞
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Elvis_McCartney on January 17, 2016, 05:12:43 PM
How the fuk do you pick a date on Muslim-mingle.com when they all wear those bee keeper suits covering their heads?

LOL  good question!
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 17, 2016, 05:13:46 PM
No matter how intelligent and classy (two good abilities), her look and that she is a stickfigure will never put her at 8.

Above average thanks to her classyness and intelligence.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: absfabs on January 17, 2016, 05:18:08 PM
6 if she has firm big fake tits under there somewhere.
5 if not

duuuude
This guy has a lot of money and decent looks for a guido.

He should have hot 18 year old like seinfeld.

HEre are a few real 10
(https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Ftskarlacarrillo.com%2Fhosted%2F4m.pinkbikini%2Fphotos%2F1.jpg&f=1)

(https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.babemansion.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F01%2Fsophie-dee-drops-bikini-flaunts-big-tits-and-ass1.jpg&f=1)

(https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Ftse3.explicit.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.Md1667265f507d4db094576e56ffea4b9o2%26pid%3D15.1&f=1)
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: absfabs on January 17, 2016, 05:19:05 PM
Oxford graduate, tall, slim, beautiful, intelligent and classy. Legit wife material.



Oxford grad? in what? basket weaving?
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Zillotch on January 17, 2016, 05:20:25 PM
Could pass for addict tranny

(https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aceshowbiz.com%2Fimages%2Fwennpic%2Famal-alamuddin-out-in-london-04.jpg&f=1)
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Radical Plato on January 17, 2016, 05:29:28 PM
Oxford graduate, tall, slim, beautiful, intelligent and classy. Legit wife material.


Women should remain at home to raise children cook, clean and fuck.

This women is a lawyer, she argues for a living, couple this with her do gooder nature and she would be the cuntiest woman on the planet, not to mention never home to get ragefucked.  Not to mention she was born with a silver spoon up her arse, oh and a Muslim. I have no idea what men see in women like that.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Fortress on January 17, 2016, 05:40:22 PM
I like the Cloonster, but the end of this union will be epic in its destruction.

She's a lawyer with the DNA coding to go full-on psycho. George won't know what hit him.

At his age, and with his bank and looks, I don't know what got into him to make him think marrying this broad was a good idea.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 17, 2016, 05:49:34 PM
Cloonster will remember this thread when she files for divorce
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Zillotch on January 17, 2016, 05:50:02 PM
At his age, and with his bank and looks, I don't know what got into him to make him think marrying this broad was a good idea.

The dimwit deserves every bit of hell coming his way.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Danjo on January 17, 2016, 06:37:07 PM
Gorgeous face, but all the body of a pair of chopsticks..
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: NelsonMuntz on January 17, 2016, 06:43:53 PM
man you guys can't spot a beard a mile away   ::)
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 17, 2016, 06:45:51 PM
man you guys can't spot a beard a mile away   ::)

You 100 % that Cloonster is gay?
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: TuHolmes on January 17, 2016, 06:45:58 PM
Pretty attractive. Rich. Intelligent.

Yeah... She's a 6.

 ::)
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: NelsonMuntz on January 17, 2016, 06:50:36 PM
You 100 % that Cloonster is gay?

I like his movies and all, but something is afoot here.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: NelsonMuntz on January 17, 2016, 06:55:06 PM
he also needs a beard because of his eventual career in politics
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 17, 2016, 06:55:59 PM
I like his movies and all, but something is afoot here.

Still, Cloonster gay or not, the chick will never be more than 6.

Above average due to intelligence and class, but the body is thin as rails.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Europe on January 17, 2016, 06:58:13 PM


meh... zero hips, no legs/ass/breast
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: TuHolmes on January 17, 2016, 07:00:40 PM
Still, Cloonster gay or not, the chick will never be more than 6.

Above average due to intelligence and class, but the body is thin as rails.

I can't agree with this, Kwon.

Her money alone puts her at least at the level of an 8.

Toss in a little intelligence and she's a 9.

10 is a stretch, but if we married her we could just use her money and bang legit 10 whores.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 17, 2016, 07:05:16 PM
I can't agree with this, Kwon.

Her money alone puts her at least at the level of an 8.

Toss in a little intelligence and she's a 9.

10 is a stretch, but if we married her we could just use her money and bang legit 10 whores.

Lack of Hips/Ass/Thighs equals -3 to -5 points. Only wealth, class and intelligence are her redeeming qualities.

She could have the most beautiful face in the world, and lots of wealth, the classiest personality, but would never be able to reach 10 if she didn't have hips/ass, impossible.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Croatch on January 17, 2016, 07:11:04 PM
Slump buster all the way.  He must have hammered so much good trim over the years....he simply doesn't care about a good body or face even.  I wouldn't even click on her on a random spank site....honest.
Maybe rich and intelligent, but if you consider her face good...you need to go on some websites are out in public in an actual real city.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: TuHolmes on January 17, 2016, 07:11:26 PM
Lack of Hips/Ass/Thighs equals -3 to -5 points. Only wealth, class and intelligence are her redeeming qualities.

She could have the most beautiful face in the world, and lots of wealth, the classiest personality, but would never be able to reach 10 if she didn't have hips/ass, impossible.


I agree. Definitely not a 10.

I'm gonna give her an 8 or so as a final score. Wealth, class, intelligence, not fat.

Gotta go with 8 myself.



Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Pete Nice on January 17, 2016, 07:20:30 PM
I have a friend who has worked on a couple Clooney projects over the years and he said Clooney was unabashed with his flirting and hitting on every hot chick that worked on set.  What naked him seem gay?  I guess the fact that he's an actor  ??? 
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: calfzilla on January 17, 2016, 08:14:47 PM
She's hot and seems like a nice catch. George was smart, he banged everything in sight then settled down with a real woman.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Fortress on January 17, 2016, 08:22:58 PM
Without hyperbole, I still cannot believe how shitty Branch looks in the photo. His physique is a total mess.

As far as George-o, he smashed a prime Kelly Preston. Win. The guy is as far from being a polesmoker as is possible. However, that he married this goofy dame is proof he's lost his sense of what's in his best interest. After he ruts her clam a few hundred times, and suffers her psycho ways, the reality of the situation will punch him in the gut.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Pray_4_War on January 17, 2016, 10:35:00 PM
She looks like a smelly terrorist to me.  Don't want.

George Clooney can go fuck himself too.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 18, 2016, 12:18:33 AM
Pros: Highly intelligent, well mannered and a good face
Cons: Needs to up the protein & squats. Prob can't handle/understand Getbiggish jokes
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: kreator on January 18, 2016, 12:31:57 AM
10?  ::)
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: OB1 on January 18, 2016, 12:53:26 AM
4/10.
downvote because anorexic.
HTH

Nice trollpost btw, Sir affeman.
Is it true you are SMM?
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Skylge on January 18, 2016, 01:07:28 AM
She is a goddess, Clooney shows excellent taste in choosing his girlfriends  (And he always looks and dresses impeccably)
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: tommywishbone on January 18, 2016, 01:18:06 AM
She looks like a smelly terrorist to me.  Don't want.

George Clooney can go fuck himself too.

Hi Willy Bank.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Method101 on January 18, 2016, 01:57:53 AM
"Amal"


0/10
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: kreator on January 18, 2016, 02:01:10 AM
interesting clooney story

a guy i know once told me a story about his female friend who was driving on a highway in Italy and had a small collision with a limousine. It wasn't her fault as the limo driver was reckless and speeding. The driver came out and collected info about her name, address, phone number etc and apologized cause he was in a hurry and could not deal with the paperwork at the time etc. She was driving a renault clio back then, later spoke on the phone to her boyfriend explained what had happened. he was like.:yeah sure if you think he's going to contact you after all that you're a fool'' and was dissapointed how she handled it and trusted the guy for getting back to her on the matter.
Well after a week or two she received a letter saying a brand new Mini moriis was waiting for her to pick up in italy , signed George Clooney. It turned out that the limo driver was  driving Clooney to a movie set and they were running late.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: gib on January 18, 2016, 02:11:10 AM
Oxford graduate, tall, slim, beautiful, intelligent and classy. Legit wife material.


Who now has herpes ...
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Papper on January 18, 2016, 02:51:37 AM
Facially looks like a male turk with rugged features. Legs like an ostrich.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Brass Balls on January 18, 2016, 04:33:14 AM
He should have kept Stacey Keibler

(http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t442/FleetwoodJoe/4786669_orig_zpshefrnl9g.jpg) (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/FleetwoodJoe/media/4786669_orig_zpshefrnl9g.jpg.html)

(http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t442/FleetwoodJoe/Stacy_Keibler_zps9rzxyi6z.jpg) (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/FleetwoodJoe/media/Stacy_Keibler_zps9rzxyi6z.jpg.html)

(http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t442/FleetwoodJoe/Stacy-Keibler-wwe-divas-3993475-1600-1200_zpsiegdnw72.jpg) (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/FleetwoodJoe/media/Stacy-Keibler-wwe-divas-3993475-1600-1200_zpsiegdnw72.jpg.html)
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: OB1 on January 18, 2016, 04:38:39 AM
He should have kept Stacey Keibler

(http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t442/FleetwoodJoe/4786669_orig_zpshefrnl9g.jpg) (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/FleetwoodJoe/media/4786669_orig_zpshefrnl9g.jpg.html)

(http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t442/FleetwoodJoe/Stacy_Keibler_zps9rzxyi6z.jpg) (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/FleetwoodJoe/media/Stacy_Keibler_zps9rzxyi6z.jpg.html)

(http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t442/FleetwoodJoe/Stacy-Keibler-wwe-divas-3993475-1600-1200_zpsiegdnw72.jpg) (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/FleetwoodJoe/media/Stacy-Keibler-wwe-divas-3993475-1600-1200_zpsiegdnw72.jpg.html)

Legit 7.5
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: SquidVicious on January 18, 2016, 05:25:01 AM
Oxford grad? in what? basket weaving?
Clock making, actually.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: The_Punisher on January 18, 2016, 06:46:28 AM
it's all about what makes Mr Clooney a happy Man.... 8)
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 18, 2016, 06:48:26 AM
it's all about what makes Mr Clooney's cock a happy Cock.... 8)

Fixed
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 18, 2016, 06:51:17 AM
To those guys putting down Clooney's wife. Look in the mirror and then your house. Think she would ever consider dating you?
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Yamcha on January 18, 2016, 06:51:49 AM
To those guys putting down Clooney's wife. Look in the mirror and then your house. Think she would ever consider dating you?

no...  :'(
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: SuperTed on January 18, 2016, 06:52:42 AM
Decent face but skinny body. No thanks.

Anyway, I thought Clooney was a closet homo who secretly pounds young Italian rent boys?
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: OB1 on January 18, 2016, 06:52:56 AM
To those guys putting down Clooney's wife. Look in the mirror and then your house. Think she would ever consider dating you?

Yes.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: kreator on January 18, 2016, 06:58:19 AM
Decent face but skinny body. No thanks.

Anyway, I thought Clooney was a closet homo who secretly pounds young Italian rent boys?

probably is, we don't have a clue what goes on behind closed doors of other people

i bet these male celebrities get tired of pussy eventually, i mean when u have access to the best poontang for 30 years +                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: The_Punisher on January 18, 2016, 07:00:50 AM
probably is, we don't have a clue what goes on behind closed doors of other people

i bet these male celebrities get tired of pussy eventually, i mean when u have access to the best poontang for 30 years +                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          


lol....I guess even the greatest Playas gotta settle down somehow, someday
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 18, 2016, 07:04:52 AM
To those guys putting down Clooney's wife. Look in the mirror and then your house. Think she would ever consider dating you?

Why not follow your own advice, you ugly old fart
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: kreator on January 18, 2016, 07:07:42 AM
Why not follow your own advice, you ugly old fart


he sounds like a legit white knight
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Stephano on January 18, 2016, 07:14:18 AM
Facially looks like a male turk with rugged features. Legs like an ostrich.

This.
She's very far from a 10.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Papper on January 18, 2016, 07:18:50 AM
To those guys putting down Clooney's wife. Look in the mirror and then your house. Think she would ever consider dating you?

Oo yeah.. she'd lick my ass. While being with clooney. I would just talk her into that, that not a problem for me.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: njflex on January 18, 2016, 07:22:06 AM
10 NO,,attractive yes,,she has acess to best designers,jewlery,any one could dream of.lives a fairytale life provided by one of the most sought after guys in Hollywood.he has come a long way as well and money and fame will help/do that,it cleans you up and if you have a social conscience it will enable you to help the less fortunate as long as its done for real and not as tax writeoff...his dad is a respected man as well and his aunt was a talented person as well...
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 18, 2016, 11:59:49 AM

he sounds like a legit white knight

Normally he's only white knighting when a fattie is involved
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: loco on January 18, 2016, 12:23:43 PM
Maybe if I put on a lil more size I get her attention (BB related)

(http://pics.musculardevelopment.com/photos/transferred/br0041.jpg)

(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/0f/0fa594f2432fc687c3de5ac030374d2a7bf0b8ce8aaf76ff7c8b2f75a94f51fb.jpg)
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Julio Ceasar on January 18, 2016, 12:30:03 PM
6 if she has firm big fake tits under there somewhere.
5 if not

duuuude
This guy has a lot of money and decent looks for a guido.

He should have hot 18 year old like seinfeld.

HEre are a few real 10
(https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Ftskarlacarrillo.com%2Fhosted%2F4m.pinkbikini%2Fphotos%2F1.jpg&f=1)

Agree! Anorextic bitch with zero ass zero boobs. No face without makeup and fake hair! Probably a 3 without clothes and makeup! Very few men like these fgirls. Maybe some short pakki or indian men like them! But no one else!

(https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.babemansion.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F01%2Fsophie-dee-drops-bikini-flaunts-big-tits-and-ass1.jpg&f=1)

(https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Ftse3.explicit.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.Md1667265f507d4db094576e56ffea4b9o2%26pid%3D15.1&f=1)
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: hardgainerj on January 18, 2016, 12:31:04 PM
what a bunch of guys itt id pay to watch clooney fuck his wife
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: affeman on January 18, 2016, 02:14:54 PM
This MoFo really aged amazingly well btw, looked pretty much like an average Joe in his 20s. Probably pulled more pussy in his 50s lol

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/18/article-2038638-0DF3207600000578-522_634x540.jpg) (http://www.hairfinder.com/hair4/george-clooney4.jpg)
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Pray_4_War on January 18, 2016, 03:51:36 PM
To those guys putting down Clooney's wife. Look in the mirror and then your house. Think she would ever consider dating you?

That's irrelevant because I wouldn't let her touch me even if she offered to blow me, make me pancakes and then clean my house afterwards.

I'm a Getbigger, I don't care what some bitch wants, I care what I want.  Amal the big nosed terrorist = Don't want.
Title: Re: George Clooneys wife is a legit 10
Post by: Stephano on January 19, 2016, 02:08:12 AM
That's irrelevant because I wouldn't let her touch me even if she offered to blow me, make me pancakes and then clean my house afterwards.

I'm a Getbigger, I don't care what some bitch wants, I care what I want.  Amal the big nosed terrorist = Don't want.

The bitch looks just like fucking Gonzo.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Gonzo_3C_200x300px.jpg)

Fuck that shit.  I wouldn't let her touch me either.  Besides, she's a mud.