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Title: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: Bodybuilding.com Webmaster on March 14, 2006, 01:30:17 PM
Sorry for the delay.  Here you go:

IFBB Pro Undercover #40!
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/undercover40.htm

Will
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 14, 2006, 01:31:45 PM
Sorry for the delay.

It's understandable.

We all know Craig's been kinda tied up lately.  ;D
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: Bodybuilding.com Webmaster on March 14, 2006, 01:34:36 PM
CT & KR are on lockdown.  I have tried to get an interview, but nothing has came through.

Been busy with all of the pro shows. And broadcasting 2 of them live on bodybuilding.com.

We have signed on for 2 more for this year. The Shawn Ray show is defiantly on.

Lots more fun things coming with Bodybuilding.com 2.0.

Will
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: Adam Empire on March 14, 2006, 01:43:03 PM
Sorry for the delay.  Here you go:

IFBB Pro Undercover #40!
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/undercover40.htm

Will


Took a while to convince Dillett to write this?
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: Big Worm on March 14, 2006, 02:31:12 PM
 Doesn't seem like the "OLD" under cover Pro?!!
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: monster triceps on March 14, 2006, 02:37:55 PM
Much better than Craiggie.
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: 240 is Back on March 14, 2006, 02:39:55 PM
Below is another example of this "new and reinvented Undercover Pro- confrontational and edgy"

 Q ] Is Ronnie Coleman all natural?

A: You're f*cking kidding me right?

Perhaps on BBing.com, that would be considered witty or cool or something.   But that kinda stuff hardly warrants any laughter in the real world.  I guess it works on your target audience- 35-year old lame white guys in ties and 14-year olds with zits drinking nitrotech in their basement gym.

But for the real world, you guys just laid a rotten egg. HTH.
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: monster triceps on March 14, 2006, 02:41:19 PM
Below is another example of this "new and reinvented Undercover Pro- confrontational and edgy"

 Q ] Is Ronnie Coleman all natural?

A: You're f*cking kidding me right?

Perhaps on BBing.com, that would be considered witty or cool or something.   But that kinda stuff hardly warrants any laughter in the real world.  I guess it works on your target audience- 35-year old lame white guys in ties and 14-year olds with zits drinking nitrotech in their basement gym.

But for the real world, you guys just laid a rotten egg. HTH.

Shut the fuck up you overweight, under-achieving cuntbox.
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: shutupandtrain88 on March 14, 2006, 02:49:09 PM
definitley a new style,.  I like It!!
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: 240 is Back on March 14, 2006, 02:50:08 PM
it's a marked improvement... but man... they could have shined at this moment of opportunity.  Oh well.
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: shutupandtrain88 on March 14, 2006, 02:54:36 PM
Shut the f**k up you overweight, under-achieving cuntbox.


AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: FLEX N FREAK on March 14, 2006, 03:09:46 PM
yeah they should got you huh 240, your the bomb... ::)
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: controldenied33 on March 14, 2006, 03:13:04 PM
I wonder who is writing in place of Craig?
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: 240 is Back on March 14, 2006, 03:13:55 PM
I never claimed to be, dear.

But the Undercover Pro is SUCH a cool concept - Imagine the idea of us, the fans, being allowed to read into the backstage world of this incredibly unique sport.  Some of the writing, i guess when it was Craig, just ached of effort.  And the new guy- while the writing is decent for a pro BBer- is just too simple, IMO.  Bathroom humor and predictable one-liners... it's just not sustainable.  Current events, unexpected tie-ins, that kinda stuff is sustainable.  But the thought of 'You are poor.  You stink like poo' will just tire very quickly.
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: jaejonna on March 14, 2006, 03:26:17 PM
This undercover pro  sucks .... nothing juicy... we all knew that Troy Alves kisses asses...
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: sarcasm on March 14, 2006, 03:48:09 PM
damn, he owned Troy Alves in that one.
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: analcandy on March 14, 2006, 03:50:32 PM
Below is another example of this "new and reinvented Undercover Pro- confrontational and edgy"

 Q ] Is Ronnie Coleman all natural?

A: You're f*cking kidding me right?

Perhaps on BBing.com, that would be considered witty or cool or something.   But that kinda stuff hardly warrants any laughter in the real world.  I guess it works on your target audience- 35-year old lame white guys in ties and 14-year olds with zits drinking nitrotech in their basement gym.

But for the real world, you guys just laid a rotten egg. HTH.

 ::)


irony at its finest.

Arent u a 35 y/o lame white guy yourself?


damn you own yourself fucking girl.
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: 240 is Back on March 14, 2006, 03:56:07 PM
::)
irony at its finest.
Arent u a 35 y/o lame white guy yourself?
damn you own yourself fucking pussy.

Nope.  You know what I mean- the guys who drive an SUV, they work too hard at middle mgmt, they show up and train win tall socks, short shorts, lifting with the 15-pounders and consider a Bob Chick kissup thread on bbing.com to be a trip to the darkside.
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 14, 2006, 03:57:09 PM
This appears to be the writings of Paul Dillett from the typography, however it can be anyone at this time.  I don't think Titus would be in the mood to write anything right now
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: sarcasm on March 14, 2006, 03:57:56 PM
Nope.  You know what I mean- the guys who drive an SUV, they work too hard at middle mgmt, they show up and train win tall socks, short shorts, lifting with the 15-pounders and consider a Bob Chick kissup thread on bbing.com to be a trip to the darkside.
are you saying that those guys are less than hardcore, 240?
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: sarcasm on March 14, 2006, 03:59:30 PM
it was written by someone who was pissed off at Troy Alves for whatever reason, he absolutely crucified him.
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: 240 is Back on March 14, 2006, 04:03:19 PM
are you saying that those guys are less than hardcore, 240?

LOL... they censor the word 'hell' and use the word 'fruition' in ths same sentence.  Whatver the opposite of hardcore is, they found it.



H*ll, we might even see some of the needed changes both fans and athletes have been begging for come to fruition (symmetry, aesthetics, weight classes... ).
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: sarcasm on March 14, 2006, 04:05:59 PM
LOL... they censor the word 'hell' and use the word 'fruition' in ths same sentence.  Whatver the opposite of hardcore is, they found it.



H*ll, we might even see some of the needed changes both fans and athletes have been begging for come to fruition (symmetry, aesthetics, weight classes... ).
hahahaha, "symmetry and aesthetics".
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: rocket on March 14, 2006, 04:10:19 PM
This appears to be the writings of Paul Dillett from the typography, however it can be anyone at this time.  I don't think Titus would be in the mood to write anything right now

I cannot believe you're even elaborating for one sentence about how it isn't craig.

Craig has not written that article in years.
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: Special Ed on March 14, 2006, 05:36:59 PM
So it's true that the MPC is not affiliated with bodybuilding at all?

From ProDivisionBD.com -- "It's not a bodybuilding organization -- it's an organization of mop-headed gay photographers who steal money from meth-addicted roided-up whorebags with the help of their about-to-expire dads."

Special "Jughead" Ed
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: gordiano on March 14, 2006, 10:32:39 PM
This appears to be the writings of Paul Dillett from the typography, however it can be anyone at this time.  I don't think Titus would be in the mood to write anything right now

Thanks for the input. What would we do without it?

[img]http://www.bobandtom.com/gen3/1cover_img/mr_obvious.jpg/[img]
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: brianX on March 14, 2006, 11:06:58 PM
The writing style has changed. I bet they got a different guy to write it.
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: GMCtrk on March 14, 2006, 11:26:39 PM
that's definitely not Paul Dillet - he had a gut just like gustavo
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: Childish///AMG on March 14, 2006, 11:38:04 PM
Perhaps the "Writing" will get better ??? ???
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: Slick Vic on March 15, 2006, 04:46:20 AM
It's understandable.

We all know Craig's been kinda tied up lately.  ;D
I know, right?  :D
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: ether on March 15, 2006, 06:22:47 AM
Who is it then???

Kamali?
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: rocket on March 15, 2006, 07:37:02 AM
Who is it then???

Kamali?

Did it ever occur to you that it could just be some lamer bb.com writer and not a pro?
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: gdavidx28 on March 15, 2006, 09:50:58 AM
New IFBB Undecover=Lee Priest
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: monster triceps on March 15, 2006, 09:52:36 AM
New IFBB Undecover=Lee Priest

You really think he can form a coherent sentence, let alone with pretty good grammar?
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 15, 2006, 10:18:51 AM
You guys are all forgetting that there are like 200 pro's in and around the world as we speak, I seriously doubt it would be any of the top 10 or 15. Probably some obscure pro who places close to last in most contests.
Title: Re: New IFBB Undercover!
Post by: buffbodz on March 15, 2006, 01:03:18 PM
I think it was Troy Alves.