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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: sarcasm on March 19, 2006, 09:36:46 AM
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"Why do i get up everyday? Maybe you're asking the wrong person, you might not want to know. Me, i've got to pay the bills. I'm not talking water and power, i'm talking the grocery and the gym membership. I do this because i enjoy the pain, i do it because pain is the way i live. Nobody understands the pain i need daily and they know tofu isn't going to make you grow. I get up because i need the pain, i need to feel the animal deep inside me. I nedd to squat something, i have to press something. If i don't, why the f**k am i getting up? I'm not going to sit in some cube all day sipping my cappucinno, i've got two freaking gallons of water to suck down and a straw isn't going to help. I don't have time to pedal a bike, that guy is bigger than i am. It's time to suck it up bitch, for me it's every morning at 4:20, just hearing the Animal in me saying, "get your shit together and get your ass out of bed, that steak isn't cooking itself, there is no other way than the Animal", hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yeah, Universal is right up there--or, as it were, down there--with MuscleTech in the marketing department.
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I'd like to see how massive the geek who comes up with that shit is. I bet you he weighs like a buck sixty.
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he must be a BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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otheer than the fact that its pretty cheesy..it actually is smart advertising wise. all the dumbass anna-be's are surely going to buy animal ak after reading that. ...that lane norton guy everyone was tlakling about seems like he owoudl buy it. ahaha ;D "aaarrggghhhuhh"
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That dude over on Mayhem writes those ads I thought
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that was actually one of the letters that some of these clowns write in with you should read some of them they're hilarious it seems like the one common theme in all of them is that they all wake up at four in the morning and they all wear an Animal Pak Skull cap in the gym.
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If I saw anybody like this I'd tell them to go to CVS buy some Diet Cherry Coke eat about 4 boxes of Eggo Waffles and stop being so fucking stupid
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As cheezy as it might seem to the seasoned bodybuilder, those ANIMAL ads do inspire "wanna bees" or the serious NPC athlete. You guys are probly right about the writer of those columns though, he probly is some dorky dude with a fat bank account. He is probly just writing about the things he will never have enough heart to do himself. You have to love the Iron to wake up at 4:20am and ask why am I here? :o
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why do they all get up at 4 in the morning?
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why do they all get up at 4 in the morning?
they never stay up late.
anyone stupid enough to fall for that ad also cannot pull ass, cable tv, or anything good to read.
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they never stay up late.
anyone stupid enough to fall for that ad also cannot pull ass, cable tv, or anything good to read.
very true, i'm just trying to picture these guys walking out of their one bedroom apartments with no lights, no gas, no running water, with a torn tank top, an Animal Pak skull cap, sweats and a gym bag the size of a mini cooper at 4 in the morning and taking a bus to the gym.
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very true, i'm just trying to picture these guys walking out of their one bedroom apartments with no lights, no gas, no running water, with a torn tank top, an Animal Pak skull cap, sweats and a gym bag the size of a mini cooper at 4 in the morning and taking a bus to the gym.
Then they take it to failure, tear a pec, have no health insurance, and they have animal pak to thank for it.
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Then they take it to failure, tear a pec, have no health insurance, and they have animal pak to thank for it.
then they have the two gallons of water to drink too.
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then they have the two gallons of water to drink too.
Holding both in the left hand, as they tore their right bicep two months ago, but they train thru the pain. They're animals!!
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It's time to suck it up bitch, for me it's every morning at 4:20, just hearing the Animal in me saying, "get your shit together and get your ass out of bed, that steak isn't cooking itself, there is no other way than the Animal", hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:20 hahaha get it? 4:20!!! hahahaha
Cause the animal needs a bong hit!
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I checked out a high school algebra book from the local library and solved all the word problems in it for fun.
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monster understatement
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why do they all get up at 4 in the morning?
For me I have less energy after work and the early mornings you have the gym to yourself here.
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i have to get up at 4:20 in the morn.... i guess thats because im in the ARMY and have to run like 4 miles everyday. ~~half asleep!!
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IT's ALL GOOD
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IT's ALL GOOD
Who's that? You?
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Hell Sarcasm here I was reading that thinking Damn this Sarcasm is a HARDCORE MOFO, then I realized once again it was just you taking a stab at someone else, SHAME SHAME SHAME!!!!! OH well!
But just outta curiousity ,not being a Dick, but do you train as hard as you talk smack?Cause if you did you would be one big son of a BITCH!!!! LOL!!!!
Just curious, Wolfy!!!!
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why would you have to go to the gym at 4 am anyways?
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why would you have to go to the gym at 4 am anyways?
because it's completely unnecessary and makes you appear tough? ???
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Less people in the Gym in the early morning. Damn if i'm going to the gym at lunch or in the afternoon or evening where it's always packed. If you go to bed at 8 or 9 PM you can wake up early and go to the gym.
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Who's that? You?
yeah thats me at the arnold...inside the CAGE, at the ANIMAL BOOTH
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Hell Sarcasm here I was reading that thinking Damn this Sarcasm is a HARDCORE MOFO, then I realized once again it was just you taking a stab at someone else, SHAME SHAME SHAME!!!!! OH well!
But just outta curiousity ,not being a Dick, but do you train as hard as you talk smack?Cause if you did you would be one big son of a BITCH!!!! LOL!!!!
Just curious, Wolfy!!!!
nobody could possibly train as hard as you, fatman.
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I bet he can curl a 500piece bucket of wings like a guy!
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I bet he can curl a 500piece bucket of wings like a f**cker!
Wings would taste so damn good right now.
Pizza would be great too.
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Wings would taste so damn good right now.
Pizza would be great too.
yeah....i can go for sushi
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hahahaha.
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"Animal Pak...." what a joke.
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hahahaha.
bro, your a fukking beast
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bro, your a fukking beast
Guy has a small waist at least.
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See once again you guys need to understand I know I am a fat fucker the fat jokes do nothing!!!
And Broad Street Bruiser unlike you I dont just curl them my fatass eats them, all 500!!! Thats a ton of protein :)
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The haters could only wish that was Sarcasm in the pic.
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eat well, exercise daily, don't do drugs.......and fucking die anyway.
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The haters could only wish that was Sarcasm in the pic.
then he should post a pic to prove them wrong, don't really see what he's waiting for..he's a "beast" and all....or is he? Hmmmmmm.....
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The haters could only wish that was Sarcasm in the pic.
Wow, you couldn't have comfirmed it better. Smooth move, professor.
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That reads just like a black and white ad in MD, where the guy is so bloody tough he gets up at the crack of dawn to go work out and punish himself cos he wants to be the best. Cant remember the supplement cos i turned the page real fast cos I got pissed at what some advertising jerk "thinks" hardcore BB is about.
deja vu.
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BUMP
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BUMP
ahahahahahhah
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Any thread of his excellency Sarcasm should be bumped.
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Any thread of his excellency Sarcasm should be bumped.
I agree, threads like these reminds us all of the great talents of the almighty Sarcasm
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That reads just like a black and white ad in MD, where the guy is so bloody tough he gets up at the crack of dawn to go work out and punish himself cos he wants to be the best. Cant remember the supplement cos i turned the page real fast cos I got pissed at what some advertising jerk "thinks" hardcore BB is about.
deja vu.
uhhhhhhh, I bet it was Animal Pak!
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YOU THINK I"M DUMB!!!! I'm loyal, big difference. I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN.
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why do they all get up at 4 in the morning?
that is the best time to beat your woman.