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Title: with summer cumming, how to pick girls up on the beach illustrated.
Post by: funk51 on April 24, 2016, 07:38:03 AM
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Post by: calfzilla on April 24, 2016, 10:40:16 AM
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Post by: funk51 on April 24, 2016, 11:07:36 AM
train so you're ready. ::)
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Post by: funk51 on April 24, 2016, 11:46:48 AM
 ;D
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Post by: funk51 on April 24, 2016, 11:47:51 AM
 ;D
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Post by: funk51 on April 24, 2016, 01:15:00 PM
 ;D
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Post by: _bruce_ on April 25, 2016, 09:13:02 AM
;D

Most likely a swedish bodybuilding couple.
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Post by: 240 is Back on April 25, 2016, 09:32:36 AM
how to pick up girls at the beach.

1) workout
2) make money
3) show up

that's about it, really.
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Post by: Thong Maniac on April 25, 2016, 09:46:16 AM
on a serious note, ive always had that as my biggest fantasy...walkin down the beach, spotting some big fake titted milf or woman tanning by themselves, striking up a convo and fucking them at the hotel 20 minutes later. never ever has happened to me or anyone i know. More realistic in a brazzer video than real life for 95 percent of males

luckily my wife upgraded to giant ass fake ones so my dream has come true. cant wait for beach season
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Post by: lsr_asr on August 02, 2021, 08:28:18 AM
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don howorth
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Post by: funk51 on August 02, 2021, 09:08:16 AM
modern day version ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: lsr_asr on August 02, 2021, 11:11:00 AM
the dave draper method
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Post by: funk51 on August 02, 2021, 11:48:24 AM
 ;D
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Post by: funk51 on August 02, 2021, 12:18:37 PM
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Post by: IRON CROSS on August 02, 2021, 01:47:21 PM
don't you live on the beach , funk41  8)
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Post by: lsr_asr on August 02, 2021, 08:32:04 PM
arnold shows how its done
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Post by: Bevo on August 02, 2021, 09:13:32 PM
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Bhank would say he’s bigger and better than that guy cause he weighs 238
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Post by: IRON CROSS on August 02, 2021, 09:16:58 PM
arnold shows how its done

Weider employed models !.
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Post by: TheAnimal on August 02, 2021, 09:37:17 PM
Bodybuilding propaganda  ;D
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Post by: Body-Buildah on August 03, 2021, 03:12:55 AM
Bodybuilders are laughed at by most girls/women.
Hell, even by most men.

Laughable lifestyle. Over-eating, drugs, Tupperware at holidays  ::)
Hilarious and embarrassing...  ::)
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Post by: lsr_asr on August 04, 2021, 04:13:46 PM
Weider employed models !.

iron cross, i agree.  well known that weider used models to sell his products.  if you look at a number of his ads in the 60's, they were promoting a concept.  "Muscle up and make out" was used in a lot of his ads.  he also used the phrase "the power to lift girls over your head with one arm".  Weider was selling to young males the idea that if you muscle up, the girls will flock to you.  Arnold says in his memories of the late 60's early 70's that when the bodybuilders headed to the bar scene, the girls would flock to them.  so with the subject theme in mind it is interesting to see that many times weider used pics of his bodybuilders on the beach lifting girls overhead.  here is another one with chuck fautz
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Post by: funk51 on August 05, 2021, 12:18:47 PM
iron cross, i agree.  well known that weider used models to sell his products.  if you look at a number of his ads in the 60's, they were promoting a concept.  "Muscle up and make out" was used in a lot of his ads.  he also used the phrase "the power to lift girls over your head with one arm".  Weider was selling to young males the idea that if you muscle up, the girls will flock to you.  Arnold says in his memories of the late 60's early 70's that when the bodybuilders headed to the bar scene, the girls would flock to them.  so with the subject theme in mind it is interesting to see that many times weider used pics of his bodybuilders on the beach lifting girls overhead.  here is another one with chuck fautz
   weider was selling the american dream california style sun, surf and beach bunnies.
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Post by: Howard on August 05, 2021, 12:48:06 PM
Bodybuilders are laughed at by most girls/women.
Hell, even by most men.

Laughable lifestyle. Over-eating, drugs, Tupperware at holidays  ::)
Hilarious and embarrassing...  ::)

A handsome Brad Pit type in  baggy surf shorts with a wry smile will pick up 1000x more girls then most bodybuilders.

I'm never mistaken for Brad LOL, but I had a LOT more female interest in my mid/late 40's after my last divorce.
I'm no  stud ladies man, but I've  had plenty of fun during my younger days.

However, I was blown away at how much BETTER it was when I was recently divorced and older.
As a man being over 40, well groomed & dressed  with a decent job, home and car was much BETTER .
I  got flirty interest from 20 something hottys to middle aged MLF's and classy career woman.

Being upbeat and positive with a clean set of clothes and decent job goes a long way for any man as we age.
The following video* is a repost, but some many not have seen it. If you have, just ignore it or call me a fuktard.
My current ( 3rd )wife  since 2012 , appears at *2 min.

This was 14 yrs ago ( I was 48) when we first started dating . She's a VP banking exec and was only interested in dating stable , secure men.
I feel lucky she chose me and wanted to let you all know , if a rambling dickwad like me can get a decent lady...anyone can.

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Post by: funk51 on August 05, 2021, 01:20:17 PM
   
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Post by: Howard on August 05, 2021, 01:29:06 PM
Good driving gym music and awesome pic of ARNOLD living large !

The sad reality is 99.9% of meathedz ( like us) won't be the next Arnold or become a movie star.
The best most here will do, is benching their body wt and  being promoted to asst.  manager at Safeway.
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Post by: funk51 on August 05, 2021, 01:32:55 PM
Good driving gym music and awesome pic of ARNOLD living large !

The sad reality is 99.9% of meathedz ( like us) won't be the next Arnold or become a movie star.
The best most here will do, is benching their body wt and  being promoted to asst.  manager at Safeway.
;D ;D ;D  true
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Post by: Howard on August 05, 2021, 01:39:35 PM
;D ;D ;D  true

Typical getbigger reliving their "glory days" .

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Post by: lsr_asr on August 06, 2021, 08:08:12 AM
   weider was selling the american dream california style sun, surf and beach bunnies.

As Funk51 shows, weider was one of the all time great marketers.  and before Arnold, Dave Draper was his star.  here are tjree great ads selling his crash weight formula and 007 twister aimed at young males to convince them that if they followed the weider courses and used his equipment and powders to pack on pounds, they could join Draper on the sunny California beaches with the bikini babes muscling up and making out.
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Post by: Body-Buildah on August 06, 2021, 08:10:28 AM
Schmoe Weider liked to "Oil up the boys"  :-[

Everyone else was railing Betty, Joe was cuffing his dummy to the muscle-men.
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Post by: wes on August 06, 2021, 10:07:32 AM
I picked up a lot of women using this method:

They were hot so I would go up to them and say...."Excuse me has anyone told you today that you are absoulutely gorgeous..........if not, allow me to be the first."

Or I`d say......"What are you doing living here you should be a model in NYC or LA".

THEY LOVE THESE TYPE OF COMPLIMENTS.

They love compliments and once you get them in bed you can further impress them by saying...."You give the best head I ever had".

Even if it sucked,they will try a lot harder next time especially when I would instruct them.

I used to tell chicks they would get a gold star sticker on their forehead and the Golden Knee Pad Award if they graduated Cum Loudly from my blow job instruction/classes.......I would hold class quite often to ensure they got a passing grade.   ;D

My pimp hand was strong back when I was a young horny freak as opposed to the old horny freak that I  am today.

All of the above is true my main mission in life was to get as much pussy as possible befofre I died.
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Post by: lsr_asr on August 06, 2021, 12:21:01 PM
if you google how to pick up girls on the beach, this is the first in line response you get:

How To Pick Up A Girl At The Beach
Get Yourself Right.
Choose Your Blanket Placement Wisely.
Catch Her Eye.
Read Her Body Language.
Invite her to get physical.
Anticipate Her Needs.
Don't Single Her Out.
Size Up Her Friends.
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 06, 2021, 12:35:31 PM
I picked up a lot of women using this method:

They were hot so I would go up to them and say...."Excuse me has anyone told you today that you are absoulutely gorgeous..........if not, allow me to be the first."

Or I`d say......"What are you doing living here you should be a model in NYC or LA".

THEY LOVE THESE TYPE OF COMPLIMENTS.

They love compliments and once you get them in bed you can further impress them by saying...."You give the best head I ever had".

Even if it sucked,they will try a lot harder next time especially when I would instruct them.

I used to tell chicks they would get a gold star sticker on their forehead and the Golden Knee Pad Award if they graduated Cum Loudly from my blow job instruction/classes.......I would hold class quite often to ensure they got a passing grade.   ;D

My pimp hand was strong back when I was a young horny freak as opposed to the old horny freak that I  am today.

All of the above is true my main mission in life was to get as much pussy as possible befofre I died.
Those lines today would get the police called on you.
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Post by: Howard on August 06, 2021, 01:04:31 PM
This brief video should be required viewing for all of your dates.
You'll want them to take notes and give  a quiz .

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Post by: Megalodon on August 06, 2021, 01:20:06 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=607987.0;attach=1320340;image)

Women fall for the Power Twister™ every time but the trick is to first attempt to 'karate chop' the center of the unbent Power Twister™ to no avail, showing that it is very hard to bend. Just when the woman loses faith in your ability to bend the Power Twister™, you say "Don't Worry" and then effortlessly commence bending to her shock and delight.
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Post by: Hypertrophy on August 06, 2021, 01:31:16 PM
Picking up girls on the beach, lol
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Post by: lsr_asr on August 06, 2021, 01:53:47 PM
Women fall for the Power Twister™ every time but the trick is to first attempt to 'karate chop' the center of the unbent Power Twister™ to no avail, showing that it is very hard to bend. Just when the woman loses faith in your ability to bend the Power Twister™, you say "Don't Worry" and then effortlessly commence bending to her shock and delight.

Megalodon, i seem to recall your power twister trick from the Pumping Iron Movie.  Arnold has a woman on his shoulders and 2 women holding his legs.  he is holding a power twister, unable to bend it.  he karate chops it.  the woman on his shoulder says "i thought you were strong."  Arnold says don't worry and then easily bends the power twister to her delight.  could someone post the scene from the movie.
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Post by: Howard on August 06, 2021, 06:27:04 PM
I picked up a lot of women using this method:

They were hot so I would go up to them and say...."Excuse me has anyone told you today that you are absoulutely gorgeous..........if not, allow me to be the first."

Or I`d say......"What are you doing living here you should be a model in NYC or LA".

THEY LOVE THESE TYPE OF COMPLIMENTS.

They love compliments and once you get them in bed you can further impress them by saying...."You give the best head I ever had".

Even if it sucked,they will try a lot harder next time especially when I would instruct them.

I used to tell chicks they would get a gold star sticker on their forehead and the Golden Knee Pad Award if they graduated Cum Loudly from my blow job instruction/classes.......I would hold class quite often to ensure they got a passing grade.   ;D

My pimp hand was strong back when I was a young horny freak as opposed to the old horny freak that I  am today.

All of the above is true my main mission in life was to get as much pussy as possible befofre I died.

In my OPINION, you know what makes most woman tick .

I never had a decent sexual interaction where she didn't love getting :personal &private, compliments on her sexual prowess with you.
Most of us men, just want to get with some sweet thing we desire.
Most woman , get a bigger charge from being desired by a man they like.
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Post by: wes on August 06, 2021, 07:18:05 PM
Those lines today would get the police called on you.
They did back then too   LOL  ;D

Actually I never got any shit.............all women I said that stuff to loved it or just said thank you,but most convesred with me  until I got their numbers................. ..............for the most part anyway.

No married women though...........I`m the type of guy to live to be 100 and get shot by a jealous husband.
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Post by: wes on August 06, 2021, 07:19:21 PM
In my OPINION, you know what makes most woman tick .

I never had a decent sexual interaction where she didn't love getting :personal &private, compliments on her sexual prowess with you.
Most of us men, just want to get with some sweet thing we desire.
Most woman , get a bigger charge from being desired by a man they like.
Indeed they do sir.
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Post by: IRON CROSS on August 06, 2021, 07:26:10 PM
As Funk51 shows, weider was one of the all time great marketers.  and before Arnold, Dave Draper was his star.  here are tjree great ads selling his crash weight formula and 007 twister aimed at young males to convince them that if they followed the weider courses and used his equipment and powders to pack on pounds, they could join Draper on the sunny California beaches with the bikini babes muscling up and making out.


 and all those promo pics of D.Draper & surfboard  ::) , regarding to J.W. Blond 1 could not swim or surf  ;D
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Post by: lsr_asr on August 07, 2021, 01:46:16 AM

 and all those promo pics of D.Draper & surfboard  ::) , regarding to J.W. Blond 1 could not swim or surf  ;D

I recall an article on Draper where he admitted he could not surf.  Draper sued Weider for not paying him properly for the use of his image in the mags and ads.  Draper would have won hundreds of thousands of dollars but he settled for his legal costs before a decision was rendered, got less than $20k.
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Post by: lsr_asr on August 18, 2021, 08:44:16 AM
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Post by: BBSSchlemiel on August 18, 2021, 09:05:51 AM
Apparently Simping and jestermaxxing is nothing new in the West.
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 18, 2021, 12:06:20 PM
guaranteed to work.  only $8.95 plus $1 shipping
It was way easier to pick up women back then than it is today.  You also had to fear the megabush.
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Post by: Marty Champions on August 18, 2021, 05:59:17 PM
   
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great pic funk
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Post by: lsr_asr on August 28, 2021, 08:11:22 PM
It was way easier to pick up women back then than it is today.  You also had to fear the megabush.
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an actual video on how to do it.