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so with it being about 104 today in my city of Anaheim ca, i called my training partner to see if he wanted to go down to Huntington beach to lift by the beach and go in the water. he said sure. so we went down to the small
gym close to the Huntington beach pier, and did a easy arm workout. lets just say it was a wise decision. weather was perfect, girls in bikinis everywhere. so as we started to cross the sand to get in the water, i told my partner
that at my age of almost 60, i will only go in the water if there is a lifeguard attending the lifeguard stand. he just laughed, and said that's not a bad idea.
so now were are in the water, and the water is perfect. i mean perfectly blue, refreshing, perfect. so after a few minutes, i turn around and there is a lifeguard about 5 feet from us carrying his swim fins and his rescue buoy.
so i turn to him and say who are you out to get?????? and he says YOU???? and i said what, we are only in chest deep water!!! he points about 5 feet away and says theres a nasty riptide about 5 feet from where you guys are standing!!!!!!
so we both looked and saw the stirred up water, (classic riptide). so all three of us started to go into shore. so i looked at this 150 pound kid, right out of high school, and i said, come on bro, you would not be able to tow my 270 pound fat ass in to shore
would you????????? he looks at my swollen arms, my huge traps, my huge chest, and he said I GOT YOUR BACK BRO!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
I LOVE MY LIFEGUARDS. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D(no homo)
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Omg
Have to wash the ghey off now
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Then wat happened ???
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Forgot to add that we all three of us shook hands as we left the water. Little guy saved my life😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥
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He just might have. Riptides are nasty. People think because they are only in waist deep water, they can power back to shore. Many people find out the hard way that thinking like that is a mistake.....and in some cases, a deadly mistake. :(
Glad to read that you are safe.
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JUDO, I also have a huge amount of respect for lifeguards.
And I also have a huge amount of respect for nurses!
Until recently I have never lived further than a 1/2 from numerous famous beaches and have personally witnessed a good number of heroic deeds by various life guard teams.
And I even had the opportunity to sit in a couple of classes with the guards at Santa Monica Beach just a few yards south of the Santa Monica Pier (previously known as MUSCLE BEACH).
Thats when I realized that they had a loyal dedication towards saving others at the risk of their own lives.
My 'huge amount of respect for nurses" recently developed when I required their constant attention after a couple of serious operations.
The were also real life-savers!
So now I love nurses ..... except when they wake me up to take a sleeping pills two or three times each night.
And like you .... I did shake the hands of each when I was 'released".
They even said that they were gonna miss me!
God bless Nurses and Life Guards and thanks for reminding me, Judo!
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I miss the original Powerhouse Gym on downtown Main street.
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Should have given him some advice on gettin size in the gym!!! 😊
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Dafuq did I just read?
Gayer than Primemuscle playing a game of nude Twister with Richard Simmons.....
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Dafuq did I just read?
Gayer than Primemuscle playing a game of nude Twister with Richard Simmons.....
Agreed. It reads like a script from the old comedy show "In Living Color", specifically the segment known as "Men On Film".
Poor lifeguard was trapped near a riptide "wif all the sweaty menz"...Cirque du Soghey indeed.
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Since you are on test now and hard 24/7 did you chase the lifeguard around the beach?
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Then wat happened ???
(https://joshtom.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/lifeguard-closeup.jpg)
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^^^^^
That made me laugh way too hard.
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what the fuck????? lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D why is this place so gay??
i am hetrosexual!!!!!! most of the time 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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GO ON...................... .......
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on a more serious note: when i first joined golds gym in fullerton, i noticed they had a outdoor pool. at the time, i was hitting the iron very hard, so i didn't even think about using the pool. but after a few months, i took a dip in the pool,
and it was very nice. outdoor, sun shining, women swimming, ::). but i couldn't even make one lap without stopping. so i decided to give swimming a try. i went out and bought goggles, ear plugs, even some small swim fins for the pool.
i swam and swam, i would swim and walk a lap, just kept working at it over a period of maybe a month. and at the end of the month of training, i could barely make one lap :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
i never could figure it all out, why i had so much lactic acid buildup so quickly. maybe too much muscle, too much fat, but i got tired very quickly, but i was weighting 260 at the time. i would see guys swim lap after lap, without even slowing down.
so i gave up. so i can't swim worth a fuck.
golds gym fullerton is when i first came across the famous lifter CSWOLE :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Did he give you mouth-to-penis resuscitation? Was is a white towel kind of life saving?
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Omg
Have to wash the ghey off now
lol
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60yrs old.. using the word "BRO"..
Seems like a great word to use at freakin 60 years old...
Should have also thrown in "BRAH" and "SWOLE" for epic coolness amongst the youngins..
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what the fuck????? lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D why is this place so gay??
i am hetrosexual!!!!!! most of the time 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
When you burp it smells like stale penis....
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Cool story judo. But why so many :) :) :) :) :) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D ;D 8) :P :-X :'( :o :P 8) :-X :D ;D >:( :( ;D ;) :( :-X :'( :P :P :-\
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Did he give you mouth-to-penis resuscitation? Was is a white towel kind of life saving?
;D Excellente', sir!
Reads more like A2M. Look Judochoke, it's one thing to be homosexual and quite another to think the solar system revolves around Uranus. Are you (they call me) Tim's gimmick?
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60yrs old.. using the word "BRO"..
Seems like a great word to use at freakin 60 years old...
Should have also thrown in "BRAH" and "SWOLE" for epic coolnes amongst the youngins..
I bet you got swole reading about the hunky lifesaver brah !!
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When in school holidays, I watched my mates who worked as lifeguards (I was not a strong enough swimmer) swim rescues at the beaches. Some of the dudes they pulled out had me wondering how the utter fuck they got it done - lie 180lb kids towing a half dead, delirious 250lb dutchman who is trying to kill him to stay alive. Funny thing is , half the time they went out it would be like: "oh my utter fuck the sea is huge and I am probably gonna die pulling this girl in", and they went in anyway. Now - dude, my mates rescued ous at a public beach, and when they asked the affirmative action post lifeguards where they were (they were, in fact, blazing pipes in the bush at the time) they replied that they had been swimming next to my mates the whole time during the rescue - just unseen, and waiting to help if needed. Jesus
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This fucking board sometimes I swear to god.....
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Nice story.
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I've got your back bro...
(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxMTEx/z/r04AAOSwv0tVJb-s/$_3.JPG)
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Looks like JC is taking over or Vince's position as GetBig's erotica writer.
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on a more serious note: when i first joined golds gym in fullerton, i noticed they had a outdoor pool. at the time, i was hitting the iron very hard, so i didn't even think about using the pool. but after a few months, i took a dip in the pool,
and it was very nice. outdoor, sun shining, women swimming, ::). but i couldn't even make one lap without stopping. so i decided to give swimming a try. i went out and bought goggles, ear plugs, even some small swim fins for the pool.
i swam and swam, i would swim and walk a lap, just kept working at it over a period of maybe a month. and at the end of the month of training, i could barely make one lap :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
i never could figure it all out, why i had so much lactic acid buildup so quickly. maybe too much muscle, too much fat, but i got tired very quickly, but i was weighting 260 at the time. i would see guys swim lap after lap, without even slowing down.
so i gave up. so i can't swim worth a fuck.
golds gym fullerton is when i first came across the famous lifter CSWOLE :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Gasses out on one lap. "Too much muscle" ::)
Das it, mane.
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Reminded me of a Juruth bedtime story....
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So sorry to hear.
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Here's what probably happened: JC was sunning on the beach and concerned animal lovers tried rolling him back into the water. :)
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so with it being about 104 today in my city of Anaheim ca, i called my training partner to see if he wanted to go down to Huntington beach to lift by the beach and go in the water. he said sure. so we went down to the small
gym close to the Huntington beach pier, and did a easy arm workout. lets just say it was a wise decision. weather was perfect, girls in bikinis everywhere. so as we started to cross the sand to get in the water, i told my partner
that at my age of almost 60, i will only go in the water if there is a lifeguard attending the lifeguard stand. he just laughed, and said that's not a bad idea.
so now were are in the water, and the water is perfect. i mean perfectly blue, refreshing, perfect. so after a few minutes, i turn around and there is a lifeguard about 5 feet from us carrying his swim fins and his rescue buoy.
so i turn to him and say who are you out to get?????? and he says YOU???? and i said what, we are only in chest deep water!!! he points about 5 feet away and says theres a nasty riptide about 5 feet from where you guys are standing!!!!!!
so we both looked and saw the stirred up water, (classic riptide). so all three of us started to go into shore. so i looked at this 150 pound kid, right out of high school, and i said, come on bro, you would not be able to tow my 270 pound fat ass in to shore
would you????????? he looks at my swollen arms, my huge traps, my huge chest, and he said I GOT YOUR BACK BRO!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
I LOVE MY LIFEGUARDS. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D(no homo)
Don't think I've ever seen "blue" water at Huntington, only in postcards.