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Title: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 03, 2006, 08:38:50 PM
Just turned on the TV and saw my name mentioned by a reporter on Fox News.  Some idiot took my April Fools day joke too seriously and contacted the Arizona Cardinals and now they are putting out official statements stating that they have nothing to do with me and that they would never work with anyone who may be suspected of selling steroids.  I checked my mail also and found some official papers from the Arizona Cardinals regarding the same thing.  I think it said something about a threat to file a lawsuit but there's no case because I never once mentioned any team in particular however I will have to write a letter of apology to them as well as the NFL for any confusion regarding this matter.  I've been pulling the "Caliber Fitness is for sale" joke for over 3 years now and its time to retire it unfortunately.


Now, I already know who ratted me out and he actually gave me call stating that he wasn't going to get involved however he was dumb enough not to use call blocking.  So therefore, I'm going to give him 72 hours to call back and apologize or else I'll publish his number on my website as well as your address and your first and last name.  In case you think I'm lying 602-795-####, Zach @#$@# you better think again.  If you're going to be a rat then don't call the cat up to let him know you're going to steal some cheese. 

In addition, anyone who calls my office and leaves a message is automatically saved as a wav file so I'll publish your long boring ass message as well if you do not respond.   



I'll release an official statement tommorrow but its cool.  Ron, don't delete this post because it should serve as a warning to those snitches and rats out there who don't have anything better to do.  You and the rest of those lying ass FBI informants out there can kiss my ass.  I'm not doing anything illegal, I'm just trying to sell some bee pollen and cayenne pepper.  I welcome any of you back to my house and you folks still won't find a damn thing. 


I'm going to bed now and get some sleep and that snitch better hit me back up and apologize or your name  is MUDD.  Zach, I hope you and "your family" have a great night.
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: benchthis on April 03, 2006, 08:41:23 PM
 :D congratulations ........i think   :-\
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: Oneboss1Rock on April 03, 2006, 08:42:17 PM
Just turned on the TV and saw my name mentioned by a reporter on Fox News.  Some idiot took my April Fools day joke too seriously and contacted the Arizona Cardinals and now they are putting out official statements stating that they have nothing to do with me and that they would never work with anyone who may be suspected of selling steroids.  I checked my mail also and found some official papers from the Arizona Cardinals regarding the same thing.  I think it said something about a threat to file a lawsuit but there's no case because I never once mentioned any team in particular however I will have to write a letter of apology to them as well as the NFL for any confusion regarding this matter.  I've been pulling the "Caliber Fitness is for sale" joke for over 3 years now and its time to retire it unfortunately.


Now, I already know who ratted me out and he actually gave me call stating that he wasn't going to get involved however he was dumb enough not to use call blocking.  So therefore, I'm going to give him 72 hours to call back and apologize or else I'll publish his number on my website as well as your address and your first and last name.  In case you think I'm lying 602-795-####, Zach @#$@# you better think again.  If you're going to be a rat then don't call the cat up to let him know you're going to steal some cheese. 

In addition, anyone who calls my office and leaves a message is automatically saved as a wav file so I'll publish your long boring ass message as well.   



I'll release an official statement tommorrow but its cool.  Ron, don't delete this post because it should serve as a warning to those snitches and rats out there who don't have anything better to do.  You and the rest of those lying ass FBI informants out there can kiss my ass.  I'm not doing anything illegal, I'm just trying to sell some bee pollen and cayenne pepper.  I welcome any of you back to my house and you folks still won't find a damn thing. 


I'm going to bed now and get some sleep and that snitch better hit me back up and apologize or your name  is MUDD.  Zach, I hope you and "your family" have a great night.

You should look for something.  This thing called a Life.  My 2 cents (as most people on here say).
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: chafed_nut_sack420 on April 03, 2006, 08:45:40 PM
Just turned on the TV and saw my name mentioned by a reporter on Fox News.  Some idiot took my April Fools day joke too seriously and contacted the Arizona Cardinals and now they are putting out official statements stating that they have nothing to do with me and that they would never work with anyone who may be suspected of selling steroids.  I checked my mail also and found some official papers from the Arizona Cardinals regarding the same thing.  I think it said something about a threat to file a lawsuit but there's no case because I never once mentioned any team in particular however I will have to write a letter of apology to them as well as the NFL for any confusion regarding this matter.  I've been pulling the "Caliber Fitness is for sale" joke for over 3 years now and its time to retire it unfortunately.


Now, I already know who ratted me out and he actually gave me call stating that he wasn't going to get involved however he was dumb enough not to use call blocking.  So therefore, I'm going to give him 72 hours to call back and apologize or else I'll publish his number on my website as well as your address and your first and last name.  In case you think I'm lying 602-795-####, Zach @#$@# you better think again.  If you're going to be a rat then don't call the cat up to let him know you're going to steal some cheese. 

In addition, anyone who calls my office and leaves a message is automatically saved as a wav file so I'll publish your long boring ass message as well if you do not respond.   



I'll release an official statement tommorrow but its cool.  Ron, don't delete this post because it should serve as a warning to those snitches and rats out there who don't have anything better to do.  You and the rest of those lying ass FBI informants out there can kiss my ass.  I'm not doing anything illegal, I'm just trying to sell some bee pollen and cayenne pepper.  I welcome any of you back to my house and you folks still won't find a damn thing. 


I'm going to bed now and get some sleep and that snitch better hit me back up and apologize or your name  is MUDD.  Zach, I hope you and "your family" have a great night.


Get help.
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: what: on April 03, 2006, 08:49:16 PM
Just turned on the TV and saw my name mentioned by a reporter on Fox News.  Some idiot took my April Fools day joke too seriously and contacted the Arizona Cardinals and now they are putting out official statements stating that they have nothing to do with me and that they would never work with anyone who may be suspected of selling steroids.  I checked my mail also and found some official papers from the Arizona Cardinals regarding the same thing.  I think it said something about a threat to file a lawsuit but there's no case because I never once mentioned any team in particular however I will have to write a letter of apology to them as well as the NFL for any confusion regarding this matter.  I've been pulling the "Caliber Fitness is for sale" joke for over 3 years now and its time to retire it unfortunately.


Now, I already know who ratted me out and he actually gave me call stating that he wasn't going to get involved however he was dumb enough not to use call blocking.  So therefore, I'm going to give him 72 hours to call back and apologize or else I'll publish his number on my website as well as your address and your first and last name.  In case you think I'm lying 602-795-####, Zach @#$@# you better think again.  If you're going to be a rat then don't call the cat up to let him know you're going to steal some cheese. 

In addition, anyone who calls my office and leaves a message is automatically saved as a wav file so I'll publish your long boring ass message as well if you do not respond.   



I'll release an official statement tommorrow but its cool.  Ron, don't delete this post because it should serve as a warning to those snitches and rats out there who don't have anything better to do.  You and the rest of those lying ass FBI informants out there can kiss my ass.  I'm not doing anything illegal, I'm just trying to sell some bee pollen and cayenne pepper.  I welcome any of you back to my house and you folks still won't find a damn thing. 


I'm going to bed now and get some sleep and that snitch better hit me back up and apologize or your name  is MUDD.  Zach, I hope you and "your family" have a great night.

You put the Cardinals' image as your avatar with the words "Finally I'm In!!!" underneath you dunce girl.
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: Stavios on April 03, 2006, 09:01:28 PM
Hahahahahhahahahahahahaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa !!!!

OMG vince you looked like a total fool on TV and you think it's... cool ?

You really need to get a life

ps: if you don't sell steroids, what is up with the "magic stick" Finaplix  that Div is talking about ?
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: will938 on April 03, 2006, 09:03:31 PM
Vince, here you are again with threats to publish this and publish that! What a pathetic loser you really are! I hope you take the fight with Guy so he can kick your arse on behalf of ordinary everyday people everywhere! then hopefully you will retire from the boards permanently in shame!
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: will938 on April 03, 2006, 09:05:12 PM
Btw Vince, as you like to correct peoples mistakes it should be !I'm on the fucking tv!" not in it! ::)
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: Bigger Business on April 03, 2006, 09:06:57 PM
all i know melvin is that you better not be talking about my boy

Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: The Ugly on April 03, 2006, 09:11:35 PM

This Vince ... kinda dufussy, huh?
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on April 03, 2006, 09:17:13 PM
Found him on google.   

What did he say when he called you?
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: Krankenstein on April 03, 2006, 09:19:41 PM
This is pretty funny...scroll through the page

http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:OqHvKdaueWMJ:www.edwardsfuneralhome.c om/ASIMAS/edwards/TributeView.jsp%3Fdomain_id%3D128%26deceased_id%3D42444+%22Melvin+goodrum%22&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=6 (http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:OqHvKdaueWMJ:www.edwardsfuneralhome.com/ASIMAS/edwards/TributeView.jsp%3Fdomain_id%3D128%26deceased_id%3D42444+%22Melvin+goodrum%22&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=6)
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: rocket on April 03, 2006, 09:21:48 PM
Alright

Competition time,

Lets see which getbig member can leave the most crude, gruesome (yet ultimately funny) message on Vinces answering machine.

Vince will post the best ones for us
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: what: on April 03, 2006, 09:23:38 PM
I hope the news coverage showed Vince's contest pics.   ;D
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on April 03, 2006, 09:24:17 PM
poor vince
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: Guy Grundy on April 03, 2006, 09:26:37 PM
Vince, here you are again with threats to publish this and publish that! What a pathetic loser you really are! I hope you take the fight with Guy so he can kick your arse on behalf of ordinary everyday people everywhere! then hopefully you will retire from the boards permanently in shame!

Amen to that my Brother, Amen to that!

Guy
www.grundydvd.com
www.fitnetusa.com
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: what: on April 03, 2006, 09:27:23 PM
Vince, WTF is this:

http://www.wpse.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/ThumbnailView.asp?iGalleryUnq=256 (http://www.wpse.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/ThumbnailView.asp?iGalleryUnq=256)
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on April 03, 2006, 09:29:11 PM
Vince, WTF is this:

http://www.wpse.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/ThumbnailView.asp?iGalleryUnq=256 (http://www.wpse.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/ThumbnailView.asp?iGalleryUnq=256)

vince made www.wpse.com !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: The Ugly on April 03, 2006, 09:30:54 PM
Lets see which getbig member can leave the most crude, gruesome (yet ultimately funny) message on Vinces answering machine.

Aren'tcha afeared for "your family"? Dude's a CSN and an MFT, man. These people don't mess around.
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: what: on April 03, 2006, 09:35:21 PM
BTW, I hope no one is taking this shit seriously.  Does anyone really think this story is newsworthy?
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: rocket on April 03, 2006, 09:35:59 PM
Aren'tcha afeared for "your family"? Dude's a CSN and an MFT, man. These people don't mess around.

No Vince threatens people all the time, its all smoke and mirrors.  He is the type of guy to get hit and then call his lawyer straight away so anything he says regarding threats can be taken with a grain of salt.




Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: The Ugly on April 03, 2006, 09:39:43 PM
I's being feceous.
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: rocket on April 03, 2006, 09:48:15 PM
I's being feceous.

I understand that, I'm just taking the opportunity to take a snipe off your setup.

Thanks for the leg up!
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 03, 2006, 10:01:02 PM
 Whoever played this prank should apologize to Vince right now.
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: The Ugly on April 03, 2006, 10:04:27 PM

Oh boy. Friend, you just entered a world of pain.
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on April 03, 2006, 10:07:28 PM
Vince is willing to drive 1000 miles to desecrate your rose garden.

If you really called, you're probably in a world of hurt.
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on April 03, 2006, 10:08:31 PM
Oh boy. Friend, you just entered a world of pain.
LOL! what was I thinking ::)
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: The Ugly on April 03, 2006, 10:11:35 PM
I applaud yout courage to compete without a physique

Kinda like Cobain enterin' a breathing contest.
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: phyxsius on April 03, 2006, 10:27:48 PM

Get help.

Yeah.. Seriously need help..
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: The Ugly on April 03, 2006, 10:30:07 PM
I believe he took home the "Most Nipply" statuette.
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: Adam Empire on April 03, 2006, 10:31:43 PM



Now, I already know who ratted me out and he actually gave me call stating that he wasn't going to get involved however he was dumb enough not to use call blocking.  So therefore, I'm going to give him 72 hours to call back and apologize or else I'll publish his number on my website as well as your address and your first and last name.  In case you think I'm lying 602-795-####, Zach @#$@# you better think again.  If you're going to be a rat then don't call the cat up to let him know you're going to steal some cheese. 


I hope the guy used somebody else's phone - then I'm sure the post you have here will surely come in to play in a lawsuit against you.   :D
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: Hugo Chavez on April 03, 2006, 11:22:08 PM
Tell them to go eat shit and die.  I woudn't appologize for anything.  It's a joke.  It's fox's problem for not properly investigating shit before going with it.  But that's Fox news.  They're use to just reading the daily fax from the white house and not actually doing any work.   
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: Hugo Chavez on April 03, 2006, 11:27:03 PM
You know if they said you're a suspected steroid dealer and there is no reason to think that, then you have more to sue them over than they do of you.  I'm sorry but how the hell do they look at you and see someone even remotely involved with steroids?
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: Krankenstein on April 03, 2006, 11:49:46 PM
Do I read this right???  he claims to have used the "stuff" many years ago???

http://www.tptrash.com/regal/viewtopic.php?p=7364&sid=97d58bdf36d2934e7c40d42a693f67a5
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: gordiano on April 03, 2006, 11:58:58 PM
Do I read this right???  he claims to have used the "stuff" many years ago???

http://www.tptrash.com/regal/viewtopic.php?p=7364&sid=97d58bdf36d2934e7c40d42a693f67a5

Yep. He sure did. Damn, I guess he got a bad batch........
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 04, 2006, 02:52:35 AM
Tell them to go eat shit and die.  I woudn't appologize for anything.  It's a joke.  It's fox's problem for not properly investigating shit before going with it.  But that's Fox news.  They're use to just reading the daily fax from the white house and not actually doing any work.   


No, its this little snitch named Zach who went around and said I was selling steroids and I'm going to make him pay pure and simple.  He should have had the balls to give me a call instead of trying to start some trouble.  I don't have to answer the NFL or Arizona but its important to clear things up like this.  As far as this Zach character suing would be very dumb because if anyone, its the other way around.  He ran around and told the NFL, Arizona Cardinals, and Fox News that I was selling steroids.  That's the part that I have a problem with.   

Fact is I used a "St Louis Cardinals logo" and everyone else ASSumed it was the Arizona Cardinals, you can look back at the thread and you'll never see me mention a team but it doesn't make a difference anyway 


Zach, that apology better be a good one or I'll put your personal info out and play your message confessing to be a snitch to the whole world.  If you didn't want to get involved then you should have kept your mouth shut about me selling steroids.


As far as my personal info, its always been out there so why would I care.  You folks can call me anytime and your message may end up on my website.....

Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: Powerlift66 on April 04, 2006, 03:46:54 AM
Vince Rocks !

Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: Hedgehog on April 04, 2006, 03:54:30 AM
Just turned on the TV and saw my name mentioned by a reporter on Fox News.  Some idiot took my April Fools day joke too seriously and contacted the Arizona Cardinals and now they are putting out official statements stating that they have nothing to do with me and that they would never work with anyone who may be suspected of selling steroids.  I checked my mail also and found some official papers from the Arizona Cardinals regarding the same thing.  I think it said something about a threat to file a lawsuit but there's no case because I never once mentioned any team in particular however I will have to write a letter of apology to them as well as the NFL for any confusion regarding this matter.  I've been pulling the "Caliber Fitness is for sale" joke for over 3 years now and its time to retire it unfortunately.


Now, I already know who ratted me out and he actually gave me call stating that he wasn't going to get involved however he was dumb enough not to use call blocking.  So therefore, I'm going to give him 72 hours to call back and apologize or else I'll publish his number on my website as well as your address and your first and last name.  In case you think I'm lying 602-795-####, Zach @#$@# you better think again.  If you're going to be a rat then don't call the cat up to let him know you're going to steal some cheese. 

In addition, anyone who calls my office and leaves a message is automatically saved as a wav file so I'll publish your long boring ass message as well if you do not respond.   



I'll release an official statement tommorrow but its cool.  Ron, don't delete this post because it should serve as a warning to those snitches and rats out there who don't have anything better to do.  You and the rest of those lying ass FBI informants out there can kiss my ass.  I'm not doing anything illegal, I'm just trying to sell some bee pollen and cayenne pepper.  I welcome any of you back to my house and you folks still won't find a damn thing. 


I'm going to bed now and get some sleep and that snitch better hit me back up and apologize or your name  is MUDD.  Zach, I hope you and "your family" have a great night.

Is this for real people?

YIP
Zack
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: rocket on April 04, 2006, 05:09:42 AM
Is this for real people?

YIP
Zack

There is absolutely no proof to indicate a yes.

Oh except maybe about him not mentioning a team, I don't recall one being claimed by him either.
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: phyxsius on April 04, 2006, 05:28:11 AM
Vince Rocks !



at least Vince could match Ronnie's forearm in that pose
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: Petrucci on April 04, 2006, 06:18:13 AM
I have seen vince involved in a lot of situations here...but im not the kind of person who likes to attack other people...
 But this time i just want to say:

 Vince, ...Get a life. I really think some time outside the internet (like some years ) will do a lot of benefit for you,
 Just a sugestion  ;)
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 04, 2006, 06:51:31 AM
When are you guys going to learn?  Vince just loves the publicity.  He actually believes that ANY pub. is good pub.  Too bad when it destroys your credibility it doesn't work that way.  He is good for  laugh on occasion.
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: rocket on April 04, 2006, 07:15:32 AM
When are you guys going to learn?  Vince just loves the publicity.  He actually believes that ANY pub. is good pub.  Too bad when it destroys your credibility it doesn't work that way.  He is good for  laugh on occasion.

Nobody here is going to buy his bee pollen crap so his reputation here is irrelevent to his business.
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 04, 2006, 07:22:32 AM
Nobody here is going to buy his bee pollen crap so his reputation here is irrelevent to his business.

I'm willing to be that some newb, at some point, has bought his products.
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: Bossa on April 04, 2006, 07:25:56 AM
Vince has some wierd shit on his site and a bunch of unknown comapnies with probably a bunch of poor quality ingredients...no wonder come contest time he is so "ripped" ::)
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 04, 2006, 07:27:11 AM
Vince has some wierd shit on his site and a bunch of unknown comapnies with probably a bunch of poor quality ingredients...no wonder come contest time he is so "ripped" ::)

Bossa, are you sayin' that Vince might not have overslept pre-contest and messed up his carb loading, as he claims?  8)
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on April 04, 2006, 07:35:49 AM
I love the title of this thread, what the hell does "in the fucking TV" mean?

If there were a God it would mean someone put his head through a tv and he would stop posting this nonsense.
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: MikeThaMachine on April 04, 2006, 07:39:12 AM
This is just sad, what a f**king retard :-\
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: Bossa on April 04, 2006, 07:48:14 AM
Bossa, are you sayin' that Vince might not have overslept pre-contest and messed up his carb loading, as he claims?  8)

Yes Stoppa that is exactly what I am saying
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: Danny on April 04, 2006, 11:36:33 AM
I propose a new rule for becoming a Getbig member. MAKE THEM TAKE A FUCKIN' IQ TEST.... just so we don't end up with another fukin' retard like "Vince Venom Versace" posting comments like this.... :-\
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: gordiano on April 04, 2006, 12:23:29 PM
I propose a new rule for becoming a Getbig member. MAKE THEM TAKE A FUCKIN' IQ TEST.... just we don't end up with another fukin' retard like "Vince Venom Versace" posting comments like this.... :-\

Worst part is.....he really believes his own hype. He really thinks he looks like a bber and should compete. He really believes he is a trainer/nutrionist/guru. He really believes he is an industry insider. It used to be funny, but now that I see he really has mental issues, it's not amusing anymore.  :-\
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: anvil on April 04, 2006, 01:13:24 PM
would someone PLEASE post that photoshop pic of vince's face on the can of bee pollen?  Last time i saw that i laughed until i cried :D ;D :D ;D
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: what: on April 04, 2006, 01:47:39 PM
would someone PLEASE post that photoshop pic of vince's face on the can of bee pollen?  Last time i saw that i laughed until i cried :D ;D :D ;D

Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 04, 2006, 01:54:55 PM
Nobody here is going to buy his bee pollen crap so his reputation here is irrelevent to his business.

 He just got a HUGE order from a retail buyer, so you are dead wrong. If business picks up, he will never have to work another day in his life.
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: The Ugly on April 04, 2006, 03:41:11 PM
Is this "BIG G MAN" what went cukoo here a while back? Dude should seriously reconsider this message board thing.

Get cable maybe?
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: Adam Empire on April 04, 2006, 03:46:02 PM
Just turned on the TV and saw my name mentioned by a reporter on Fox News.  Some idiot took my April Fools day joke too seriously and contacted the Arizona Cardinals and now they are putting out official statements stating that they have nothing to do with me and that they would never work with anyone who may be suspected of selling steroids.  I checked my mail also and found some official papers from the Arizona Cardinals regarding the same thing.  I think it said something about a threat to file a lawsuit but there's no case because I never once mentioned any team in particular however I will have to write a letter of apology to them as well as the NFL for any confusion regarding this matter.  I've been pulling the "Caliber Fitness is for sale" joke for over 3 years now and its time to retire it unfortunately.


Now, I already know who ratted me out and he actually gave me call stating that he wasn't going to get involved however he was dumb enough not to use call blocking.  So therefore, I'm going to give him 72 hours to call back and apologize or else I'll publish his number on my website as well as your address and your first and last name.  In case you think I'm lying 602-795-####, Zach @#$@# you better think again.  If you're going to be a rat then don't call the cat up to let him know you're going to steal some cheese. 

In addition, anyone who calls my office and leaves a message is automatically saved as a wav file so I'll publish your long boring ass message as well if you do not respond.   



I'll release an official statement tommorrow but its cool.  Ron, don't delete this post because it should serve as a warning to those snitches and rats out there who don't have anything better to do.  You and the rest of those lying ass FBI informants out there can kiss my ass.  I'm not doing anything illegal, I'm just trying to sell some bee pollen and cayenne pepper.  I welcome any of you back to my house and you folks still won't find a damn thing. 


I'm going to bed now and get some sleep and that snitch better hit me back up and apologize or your name  is MUDD.  Zach, I hope you and "your family" have a great night.

This was a joke...  You are as funny as you are muscular.
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: WiseGuy on April 04, 2006, 03:58:24 PM
Just turned on the TV and saw my name mentioned by a reporter on Fox News.  Some idiot took my April Fools day joke too seriously and contacted the Arizona Cardinals and now they are putting out official statements stating that they have nothing to do with me and that they would never work with anyone who may be suspected of selling steroids.  I checked my mail also and found some official papers from the Arizona Cardinals regarding the same thing.  I think it said something about a threat to file a lawsuit but there's no case because I never once mentioned any team in particular however I will have to write a letter of apology to them as well as the NFL for any confusion regarding this matter.  I've been pulling the "Caliber Fitness is for sale" joke for over 3 years now and its time to retire it unfortunately.


Now, I already know who ratted me out and he actually gave me call stating that he wasn't going to get involved however he was dumb enough not to use call blocking.  So therefore, I'm going to give him 72 hours to call back and apologize or else I'll publish his number on my website as well as your address and your first and last name.  In case you think I'm lying 602-795-####, Zach @#$@# you better think again.  If you're going to be a rat then don't call the cat up to let him know you're going to steal some cheese. 

In addition, anyone who calls my office and leaves a message is automatically saved as a wav file so I'll publish your long boring ass message as well if you do not respond.   



I'll release an official statement tommorrow but its cool.  Ron, don't delete this post because it should serve as a warning to those snitches and rats out there who don't have anything better to do.  You and the rest of those lying ass FBI informants out there can kiss my ass.  I'm not doing anything illegal, I'm just trying to sell some bee pollen and cayenne pepper.  I welcome any of you back to my house and you folks still won't find a damn thing. 


I'm going to bed now and get some sleep and that snitch better hit me back up and apologize or your name  is MUDD.  Zach, I hope you and "your family" have a great night.

HA HA HEE HEE HO HO....."ok" Vince....

 ::)
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: Gordon_Gekko on April 04, 2006, 05:59:32 PM
He just got a HUGE order from a retail buyer, so you are dead wrong. If business picks up, he will never have to work another day in his life.

Does bee pollen have an expiration date? Can you freeze it? My gut feeling is that he will suffer a huge loss if it can't be frozen.
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: knny187 on April 04, 2006, 06:04:29 PM
Somone smack him with a magic stick
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Post by: LuciusFox on April 04, 2006, 06:12:53 PM
Does bee pollen have an expiration date? Can you freeze it? My gut feeling is that he will suffer a huge loss if it can't be frozen.

 It has a long expiration date. It keeps well ,like honey  :)
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: Gordon_Gekko on April 04, 2006, 07:11:26 PM
It has a long expiration date. It keeps well ,like honey  :)

I've seen honey look pretty weird after sitting in a jar a bit too long. I never tried to freeze it though. Then again, jar of plain old honey cannot be anywhere near as potent and valuable as a batch of Venom Vince Versace's Bee Pollen.
Title: Re: OMG, I'm in the fucking TV.....Cool!!!!!!!
Post by: LuciusFox on April 04, 2006, 08:17:23 PM
I've seen honey look pretty weird after sitting in a jar a bit too long. I never tried to freeze it though. Then again, jar of plain old honey cannot be anywhere near as potent and valuable as a batch of Venom Vince Versace's Bee Pollen.

 The only things better than bee pollen are Vyotech supplements.
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Post by: what: on April 05, 2006, 02:32:19 PM
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Post by: what: on April 05, 2006, 02:33:18 PM
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Post by: gordiano on April 05, 2006, 02:35:36 PM
Wow. Those are awesome motivational posters. Where can I buy those? Put them right on the fridge. Everytime I think about straying, Vince will be there to keep me from screwing up.
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Post by: ManBearPig... on April 05, 2006, 02:45:48 PM
god damn, that gyno's brutal vincenzo.
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Post by: what: on April 05, 2006, 03:38:55 PM
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Post by: DIVISION on April 06, 2006, 09:06:31 AM
Just turned on the TV and saw my name mentioned by a reporter on Fox News.  Some idiot took my April Fools day joke too seriously and contacted the Arizona Cardinals and now they are putting out official statements stating that they have nothing to do with me and that they would never work with anyone who may be suspected of selling steroids.  I checked my mail also and found some official papers from the Arizona Cardinals regarding the same thing.  I think it said something about a threat to file a lawsuit but there's no case because I never once mentioned any team in particular however I will have to write a letter of apology to them as well as the NFL for any confusion regarding this matter.  I've been pulling the "Caliber Fitness is for sale" joke for over 3 years now and its time to retire it unfortunately.

Vincent,

The Cardinals organization sucks.  I would believe that they hired you.  It would fit in with the type of lowball type of shit they do.  There is a reason St. Louis let them leave.  I don't even think your Finaplix "magic stick" would help them....




DIV