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Title: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: thisiskeith12 on April 03, 2006, 10:33:57 PM
This summer I will be going to a show here that Jay will be guest posing at and holding a seminar. The seminar is only $10. Have any of you ever been to one of his seminars and give a slice of what it was like?
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: LuciusFox on April 03, 2006, 10:44:23 PM
This summer I will be going to a show here that Jay will be guest posing at and holding a seminar. The seminar is only $10. Have any of you ever been to one of his seminars and give a slice of what it was like?

 He talks supplements, takes his shirt off, and then has sex with a female member of the crowd while everyone else watches. I have always enjoyed them.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: Mark1 on April 04, 2006, 03:57:03 AM
and he gets paid for it. lucky bastard.  :o
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: Hedgehog on April 04, 2006, 04:10:53 AM
He talks supplements, takes his shirt off, and then has sex with a female member of the crowd while everyone else watches. I have always enjoyed them.

Maybe you went to the Japanese version of his seminar?

YIP
Zack
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: Slick Vic on April 04, 2006, 04:15:42 AM
This summer I will be going to a show here that Jay will be guest posing at and holding a seminar. The seminar is only $10. Have any of you ever been to one of his seminars and give a slice of what it was like?
Yeah, I've been. I got to go for free though.  :P
Anyway, if I HAD to pay I'd still go.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: phyxsius on April 04, 2006, 05:27:01 AM
and listen to his boring monotonous voice for one hour..
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: LuciusFox on April 04, 2006, 08:28:09 PM
Maybe you went to the Japanese version of his seminar?

YIP
Zack

 A Japanese Cutler? That would be very interesting  :D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: PhoenixBuff on April 04, 2006, 08:54:24 PM
and listen to his boring monotonous voice for one hour..

At least he speaks english - ever listened to Coleman for an hour?  Holy shit, everyone walks away wondering what he said the entire time.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: Heatmiser on April 04, 2006, 09:03:41 PM
At least he speaks english - ever listened to Coleman for an hour?  Holy shit, everyone walks away wondering what he said the entire time.

I think it goes something like: "Nuttin-but-a-everyone-wanna-be-a-bodbuilda-but-Yea-buddy-peanut-but-nobody-wanna-liff-no-heavy-Yea-buddy-ass-weights."
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on April 04, 2006, 09:09:22 PM
He talks supplements, takes his shirt off, and then has sex with a female member of the crowd while everyone else watches. I have always enjoyed them.
lmao.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: PhoenixBuff on April 04, 2006, 09:47:30 PM
I think it goes something like: "Nuttin-but-a-everyone-wanna-be-a-bodbuilda-but-Yea-buddy-peanut-but-nobody-wanna-liff-no-heavy-Yea-buddy-ass-weights."

LOLOL!  Exactly.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: phyxsius on April 05, 2006, 12:24:07 AM
I think it goes something like: "Nuttin-but-a-everyone-wanna-be-a-bodbuilda-but-Yea-buddy-peanut-but-nobody-wanna-liff-no-heavy-Yea-buddy-ass-weights."

and talked about his GPA, aspiring accountant, then Jesus told him he's too stupid to count and lift weights instead..
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: gordiano on April 05, 2006, 01:52:25 AM
and talked about his GPA, aspiring accountant, then Jesus told him he's too stupid to count and lift weights instead..

C'mon now. Ronnie was cool to me when I met him. I got his autograph too.........
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: Heatmiser on April 05, 2006, 02:12:11 AM
Yea I'm sure Ronnie is a great guy.. but we can all pretty much agree on the fact that it has been established for a good 50 years or so that raw intelligence ranks very low on the list of traits needed to be a professional bodybuilder. I think it ranks right below "Having 2 arms and 2 legs" if Im not mistaken.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: anvil on April 05, 2006, 06:55:45 AM
"Say baby, you gots dat pic all wrong, i spells mah name wid 2 n's in Ronni!"

Just kiddin'... Ronnie was cool when i talked to him too.  But yeah, the English is pretty funny.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: phyxsius on April 05, 2006, 07:06:21 AM
But yeah, the English is pretty funny.

I wonder how successful he will be if he didn't lift weights and BECAME an accountant. Can you imagine him sitting in a meeting with that dead tongue in his mouth?
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: ToxicAvenger on April 05, 2006, 07:08:19 AM
Maybe you went to the Japanese version of his seminar?

YIP
Zack

ya mean he'd have a female member of the audience take a shit in his mouth?
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: Special Ed on April 05, 2006, 07:19:03 AM
C'mon now. Ronnie was cool to me when I met him. I got his autograph too.........
LOL!! Hilarious!

Special "Tickle Me Elmo" Ed
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: LuciusFox on April 05, 2006, 08:13:27 AM
 Let's not bash Ronnie because he is Southern. People may speak differently in the South, but they are just as smart as anyone else.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: gordiano on April 05, 2006, 08:58:53 AM
Let's not bash Ronnie because he is Southern. People may speak differently in the South, but they are just as smart as anyone else.

1 word:   NASCAR!
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: Heatmiser on April 05, 2006, 09:03:36 AM
...People may speak differently in the South, but they are just as smart as anyone else.

Who told you that? 

Just because Ronnie is from the South it doesn't make him dumb, although it doesnt help.

just kiddin.. I lived in Texas and Oklahoma for many years when I was young and loved it. They sure do grow fine lookin girls down south.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: LuciusFox on April 05, 2006, 09:20:09 AM
Who told you that? 

Just because Ronnie is from the South it doesn't make him dumb, although it doesnt help.

just kiddin.. I lived in Texas and Oklahoma for many years when I was young and loved it. They sure do grow fine lookin girls down south.

 Yup, and because we are so superficial, we think we can tell how smart someone is just from their accent, even if they have a degree in accounting.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: anvil on April 05, 2006, 09:25:32 AM
Southern girls are definitely hot... certainly hotter than here in Colorado.  Too many dried out lezbo granolas.  The college I went to in Texas was unbelievable... hotties everywhere.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: LuciusFox on April 05, 2006, 09:26:47 AM
 They didn't sport the orange fake tan and dyed blond hair look, did they?
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: anvil on April 05, 2006, 09:46:23 AM
thankfully no. 8)
Title: Re: Jay Cutler Seminar
Post by: LuciusFox on April 05, 2006, 09:48:22 AM
 It's too good to be true  :D