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Title: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 20, 2017, 06:41:18 PM
And no, not talking about a dude or the Korean massage parlor.

Got a massage today and the chick, I'd give her a five at best, had on work out yoga pants and has a nice bubble butt (she'd be a three without it). Anyway, she was giving me the usual rubdown but she kept leaning in where I could feel the side of her butt rubbing on the side of my stomach. I know she wasn't doing any of this intentionally, but I couldn't help but to get a little bit of chub. Had she asked me to roll over right then, it would've been obvious. Anyway, I fell back into relax mode and it went away before she had me roll over, but what do/would y'all do in a situation like that?

In before "gayer than asking about another dudes boner  ::)"
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: el numero uno on April 20, 2017, 06:59:29 PM
Was it a deep tissue massage? Don't lie to us.
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: Jizmonkey on April 20, 2017, 07:07:46 PM
I always think that the masseuse might be feeling a bit randy because she's massaging someone(me) who is in shape. I couldn't imagine some of the slobs they have to massage.
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 20, 2017, 07:44:19 PM
Always do.  It's a given.
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: calfzilla on April 20, 2017, 08:02:25 PM
Why would you get a massage from a place that doesn't do happy ending?
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 21, 2017, 01:43:44 AM
Why would you get a massage from a place that doesn't do happy ending?

Because I want a real massage.
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: _aj_ on April 21, 2017, 03:15:38 AM
Go on...
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: SuperTed on April 21, 2017, 03:28:28 AM
According to what porn has taught us, the chick giving the massage will notice your erection, smile, tell you not to feel embarassed and start sucking your cock.
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 21, 2017, 03:30:27 AM
Go on...

I kind of have the thought process jizzmonkey stated above (because I'm decent looking and a dude, so all females are obviously trying to find ways to bang me...) but I just really got turned on by this chick and/or situation. Like I said, she's a 5 at best, but she's more European Russian looking rather than eastern. She had this big butt that kept brushing up and rubbing me and all I could think about was that I bet it was one of those big chunky butts that was kind of cold to the touch on the cheeks while she's riding. She also cleared her throat one time during the session that really had a bit of a noise to it that made me think she was intentionally messing with me. Now, I'm married with three kids and love my wife, so I'd never do any dirtbag shit, but man, there was just something in the air in that massage room.
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: kevcat on April 21, 2017, 03:45:07 AM
Go back again and see how it develops  :P ;)
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: Mr Anabolic on April 21, 2017, 03:54:54 AM
According to what porn has taught us, the chick giving the massage will notice your erection, smile, tell you not to feel embarassed and start sucking your cock.

 ;D   Unfortunately, that never happens in real life.

If you are there to truly get therapy for an injury, you should not be getting turned on.  A good, therapeutic  massage should be uncomfortable, even painful.
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: Tapeworm on April 21, 2017, 04:05:22 AM
I usually just fall asleep.  :-\  Missed opportunities.
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: Waller on April 21, 2017, 04:28:53 AM
I usually just fall asleep.  :-\  Missed opportunities.

Not for the good Dr that pops in.
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 21, 2017, 06:35:11 AM
;D   Unfortunately, that never happens in real life.

If you are there to truly get therapy for an injury, you should not be getting turned on.  A good, therapeutic  massage should be uncomfortable, even painful.

This was more for relaxation, so a bit of manual release at the end would've been great  ;D. JK

When I go for muscle soreness, I make sure it's deep tissue (no tbombz)
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 21, 2017, 07:39:23 AM
(https://s11.postimg.org/5k3c7rhkj/2wlt54m.gif)
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: FREAKgeek on April 21, 2017, 08:02:16 AM
It was an asian ladyboy giving you handjob, wasn't it.

You wanna, full rerease

Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on April 21, 2017, 08:05:36 AM
https://www.rubmaps.com/
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 21, 2017, 09:11:18 AM
I was getting PT and the lady would press her vag right on my forehead while she was digging in.  How the fuck could I not pop wood with her puss a few inches out of reach?
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: calfzilla on April 21, 2017, 09:16:19 AM
(https://papermag-img.rbl.ms/simage/https%3A%2F%2Fassets.rbl.ms%2F2735508%2F1200x600.jpg/2000%2C2000/XEXvH2%2FkrpBQ1mZP/img.jpg)
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: wes on April 21, 2017, 09:55:39 AM
Unhappy Ending Of Peace  :(
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: Primemuscle on April 21, 2017, 11:17:39 AM
Why would you get a massage from a place that doesn't do happy ending?

Because that's not a real massage....it's a visit to a whore house.
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 21, 2017, 04:01:48 PM
(https://papermag-img.rbl.ms/simage/https%3A%2F%2Fassets.rbl.ms%2F2735508%2F1200x600.jpg/2000%2C2000/XEXvH2%2FkrpBQ1mZP/img.jpg)

Why I never go to a dude masseuse.
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: Kwon on April 21, 2017, 04:04:08 PM
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: FREAKgeek on April 21, 2017, 04:13:52 PM
And no, not talking about a dude or the Korean massage parlor.

Got a massage today and the chick, I'd give her a five at best, had on work out yoga pants and has a nice bubble butt (she'd be a three without it). Anyway, she was giving me the usual rubdown but she kept leaning in where I could feel the side of her butt rubbing on the side of my stomach. I know she wasn't doing any of this intentionally, but I couldn't help but to get a little bit of chub. Had she asked me to roll over right then, it would've been obvious. Anyway, I fell back into relax mode and it went away before she had me roll over, but what do/would y'all do in a situation like that?

In before "gayer than asking about another dudes boner  ::)"


I don't know how anyone enjoys having some stranger give you a massage. I wouldn't feel comfortable at all. It's bizarre. At least you had a chick do it, but a guy that is double bizarre to me.
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: Primemuscle on April 22, 2017, 01:24:46 AM

I don't know how anyone enjoys having some stranger give you a massage. I wouldn't feel comfortable at all. It's bizarre. At least you had a chick do it, but a guy that is double bizarre to me.

I take it you've never had a massage.
Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: Conker on April 22, 2017, 12:13:57 PM
And no, not talking about a dude or the Korean massage parlor.

Got a massage today and the chick, I'd give her a five at best, had on work out yoga pants and has a nice bubble butt (she'd be a three without it). Anyway, she was giving me the usual rubdown but she kept leaning in where I could feel the side of her butt rubbing on the side of my stomach. I know she wasn't doing any of this intentionally, but I couldn't help but to get a little bit of chub. Had she asked me to roll over right then, it would've been obvious. Anyway, I fell back into relax mode and it went away before she had me roll over, but what do/would y'all do in a situation like that?

In before "gayer than asking about another dudes boner  ::)"

hahaha i've had a massage a bit similar. had quite a few leisure massages in places like health clubs and spas etc and nothing. the one that was most sexual was at a chiropractor when i had a bad back! i don't know if it was just because the masseur was a bit of a hottie but some of the "moves" she did seemed a bit suspect. at one point i was lying on my front with one leg straight and the other bent up to the side. she then cups my knee in her hands and uses her body weight to push inwards. her hands are between her legs so she's basically pushing my knee into her crotch.

then at another point she tells me to lean off the bed and she gonna take my weight and do some movement or other (can't remember exact position) but i'm a bit hesitant as she's quite small and i think i'm gonna end up falling .she laughs and says don't worry it's fine. so i lean off and  almost drop flat on my face! so we are both laughing now and she says something like "sorry i'm not used to people with so much muscle"....
i'm sure everything was above board but i was trying to conceal a semi for a large part of the massage, luckily had baggy track suit bottoms on. lol


Title: Re: Any of y'all ever catch wood at a massage?
Post by: Baras on January 25, 2021, 11:09:50 AM
Lol ;D
First time hear about something like that.
Thereafter, I made it a routine to go to a professional spa ,at least once a month….get myself pampered and feel healthy too. Of course, I'm much more “woke" now ,about the “do's and dont's" in a spa….have experienced practically all kinds of massages (full-body, Thai,Swedish, Ayurvedic, Japanese, Hot-Stone, etc. etc.)….and yeah ! In hindsight, laugh at the time, when I ‘lost’ my https://www.revampsalonspa.com/