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Title: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: gmflex on April 29, 2018, 05:46:01 AM


http://www.tmz.com/2018/04/27/jessica-simpson-bikini-pda-husband-eric-johnson-bahamas/?adid=TMZ_Search_Results (http://www.tmz.com/2018/04/27/jessica-simpson-bikini-pda-husband-eric-johnson-bahamas/?adid=TMZ_Search_Results)


 ;D  ;D

Carb loading ...
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: che on April 29, 2018, 06:56:43 AM


Carb loading ...

Just old

(https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/uR7i34Q1dKMwnhl5M-KmJ0xdGs0/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-:watermark-!popsugar-watermark.png,-5,-5,0!-/2018/04/27/963/n/1922398/55b568b2a2664189_BGUS_1218265_038/i/Jessica-Simpson-Eric-Johnson-Bahamas-April-2018.jpg)

Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Elvis_McCartney on April 29, 2018, 08:18:02 AM
WTF is going on with the lumps in the upper thighs?  Is this due to some sort of liposuction or fat implants for her arse?

Good god, she's looking rough.  Google her interview with Ellen DeGeneres.  Her ass is on pills or drunk.  She's literally off her rocker.  Feel bad for her.  She once was a pretty little airhead.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Tapeworm on April 29, 2018, 09:08:32 AM
Naturally attracive women don't develop discipline.  The Curse of The Hot Chick strikes again.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: deadz on April 29, 2018, 09:36:48 AM
What do you expect from a typical 37yr old.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Mitch on April 29, 2018, 09:37:12 AM
Would still motorboat  :P
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: MAXX on April 29, 2018, 10:03:35 AM
god damn   :-\

do squats religiously and get on vegies woman
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 29, 2018, 10:07:29 AM
WTF is going on with the lumps in the upper thighs?  Is this due to some sort of liposuction or fat implants for her arse?

Good god, she's looking rough.  Google her interview with Ellen DeGeneres.  Her ass is on pills or drunk.  She's literally off her rocker.  Feel bad for her.  She once was a pretty little airhead.

I think it's just "jiggle" and the camera caught it at the right time. She clearly doesn't give a fuck though.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Queefbrah297 on April 29, 2018, 10:30:18 AM
White woman in general age like shit.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: OlympiaGym on April 29, 2018, 10:40:14 AM
Would still motorboat  :P

Among other things.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Pray_4_War on April 29, 2018, 10:55:44 AM
I really liked her when she was in her prime so I'd still motorboat that shit too.

(http://celebrityandworld.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/jessica_simpson.jpg)
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Fortress on April 29, 2018, 11:02:44 AM
Just another lazy broad who never had to work for much of anything, so as another says, her discipline is nowhere and her fall is dramatic.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Ted SuperSet on April 29, 2018, 11:09:58 AM
Stil looks good. Nothing wrong with that look.
Would hit, would absolutely hit. Yesss I would.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Pray_4_War on April 29, 2018, 11:30:07 AM
Her weight fluctuates a lot in a short amount of time.  She can get really thin and then she's fat and sloppy a few month later.  I know she has shit out a couple of kids so that's a factor.

Still no excuse.  Run on the hamster wheel or something.

(http://ppcorn.com/us/wp-content/uploads/sites/14/2016/01/jessica-simpson-2016-ppcorn.jpg)
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 29, 2018, 12:34:28 PM
Her weight fluctuates a lot in a short amount of time.  She can get really thin and then she's fat and sloppy a few month later.  I know she has shit out a couple of kids so that's a factor.

Still no excuse.  Run on the hamster wheel or something.

(http://ppcorn.com/us/wp-content/uploads/sites/14/2016/01/jessica-simpson-2016-ppcorn.jpg)


That pic is 20 years old broseph, she ain't ever going to get that look back. Age comes for us all.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: werewolf operative on April 29, 2018, 12:40:10 PM
She's a pig, age isn't an excuse.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/20/11/4482016A00000578-4902408-image-a-51_1505904707362.jpg)
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Pray_4_War on April 29, 2018, 12:43:28 PM
That pic is 20 years old broseph, she ain't ever going to get that look back. Age comes for us all.

I know, I just thought the few straight guys on this forum might want to look at a hot chick.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5b/7a/a9/5b7aa9df5005cf9575e83bf24496a294.jpg)
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Ted SuperSet on April 29, 2018, 01:24:27 PM
She's a pig, age isn't an excuse.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/20/11/4482016A00000578-4902408-image-a-51_1505904707362.jpg)

Lose the awfull makeup, nails and outfit and she wil look just fine.  :-*

Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: werewolf operative on April 29, 2018, 01:31:54 PM
Lose the awfull makeup, nails and outfit and she wil look just fine.  :-*

To geriatrics like yourself perhaps...
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Ted SuperSet on April 29, 2018, 01:35:19 PM
To geriatrics like yourself perhaps...

I dont even know what that words means lol!!!!!!!!
Never ever heard of it hahaha.
Don't even know if you if you are insulting or praising me lol!!!
LOL!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Redux on April 29, 2018, 02:10:13 PM
everyone's entitled to an offseason or two
nothing a little clenbuterol won't fix
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on April 30, 2018, 04:10:40 AM
She has the worst possible combo of high bodyfat & little muscle.  No thighs/glutes  :(

She could look decent "thick" if she started lifting weights, wouldn't have to diet much so long as she had some solid curves and not just blubber
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: residue on April 30, 2018, 01:29:28 PM
wtf she just posted this

https://www.instagram.com/p/BiM948UAzoR/?hl=en&taken-by=jessicasimpson
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: _bruce_ on April 30, 2018, 03:20:56 PM
Her weight fluctuates a lot in a short amount of time.  She can get really thin and then she's fat and sloppy a few month later.  I know she has shit out a couple of kids so that's a factor.

Still no excuse.  Run on the hamster wheel or something.

(http://ppcorn.com/us/wp-content/uploads/sites/14/2016/01/jessica-simpson-2016-ppcorn.jpg)


Used to be a total treat - she had that solid, thick lipped look.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: cart@@n on April 30, 2018, 03:27:36 PM
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on April 30, 2018, 03:37:58 PM
wtf she just posted this

https://www.instagram.com/p/BiM948UAzoR/?hl=en&taken-by=jessicasimpson
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Anna Recksiek on April 30, 2018, 04:44:59 PM
Ouch, she looks like a frog now
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Disgusted on April 30, 2018, 08:47:01 PM
I'd bang her just for nostalgic purposes.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: tres_taco_combo on April 30, 2018, 08:56:19 PM
Naturally attracive women don't develop discipline.  The Curse of The Hot Chick strikes again.

so true

unless they are fitness types
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 01, 2018, 10:53:10 AM


I'm fine with it.

She could take a shit on the kitchen floor for all I care.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Joe Pietaro on May 02, 2018, 09:40:17 AM
Here's another woman named Jessica Simpson & she is never offseason.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 02, 2018, 12:19:47 PM
Fantastic picture of Jessica and her father.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=644983.0;attach=760050;image)
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: booty on May 02, 2018, 11:16:21 PM
Fat and happy.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: be back on May 03, 2018, 12:24:34 AM
Fat and happy.

nope....impossible...the y just pretend they are
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: booty on May 03, 2018, 01:18:36 AM
nope....impossible...they just pretend they are
You are right. Better to be lean and mean. 😀
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: be back on May 03, 2018, 01:20:13 AM
You are right. Better to be lean and mean. 😀

all fat people are crying on the inside, its the cause of all the water retention...
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Bevo on May 03, 2018, 02:20:51 AM
nope....impossible...they just pretend they are

Better to have lots of money,  who cares about working out at all, just stay skinny and do push ups  :D
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: booty on May 03, 2018, 02:52:22 AM
all fat people are crying on the inside, its the cause of all the water retention...
All the sodium from their processed food diets.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: SGT BARNES on May 03, 2018, 06:26:47 AM
okeedokee
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Fortress on May 03, 2018, 06:30:34 AM
okeedokee

You gotta be kidding me. What a total attention whore tramp.

I mean, it’s titilating for sure (I might jack to the pic at some point), but these Generation Nothing floozies know zero about class and dignity.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 03, 2018, 08:31:50 AM
okeedokee

A little soggy but still looking good enough for me.
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: tacobender on May 04, 2018, 09:35:13 AM
That’s def not her nice snatch though
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Taffin on May 04, 2018, 03:05:06 PM
She has the worst possible combo of high bodyfat & little muscle.  No thighs/glutes  :(


I believe the correct medical term for that is "Steven Seagal Syndrome".....
Title: Re: Jessica Simpson.. Clearly off-season..
Post by: Taffin on May 04, 2018, 03:14:31 PM
Remember those 'shark behind unsuspecting scuba couple' memes from years ago?  I think we just found the 'hillbilly rapist photo bombs a selfie' meme......  :P

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=644983.0;attach=760050;image)

PS - who the f**k is Jessica Simpson, anyway..?  Where should I know her from...?