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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Coach is Back! on May 27, 2018, 10:09:02 PM
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/heavy.com/news/2018/05/chelsea-manning-deleted-tweets-suicidal/amp/
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/heavy.com/news/2018/05/chelsea-manning-deleted-tweets-suicidal/amp/
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attention whore. Is it dead?
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it's a traitor and attention whore. a truly pathetic being with no redeeming qualities.
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/heavy.com/news/2018/05/chelsea-manning-deleted-tweets-suicidal/amp/
Bradley is a traitor
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too much of a pussy to kill itself...maybe should just hire a hitman to do the job
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Fucking disgusting piece of shit
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Chelsea Manning up and down :D
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Last I remember she was running for Senate.
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Last I remember she was running for Senate.
Fixed
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Trannies and suicide go together like peas and carrots
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No...don’t..stop
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Fixed
Haha oh yeah. :D
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It takes a whole lot of emotional instability to drive a dude to take female hormones, grow boobs and chop his wang off. So the suicidal behavior isn't really a huge surprise. Maybe if he looked into therapy instead of giving in to his personality disorder. Because that's obviously not making him happy.
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Lolo
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LOL @ Vince :D
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Trannies and suicide go together like peas and carrots
This.
I think something like 40% of them attempt suicide.
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I'm not done yet....
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Is this dude dead or what? Quad V, did you push him far enough yet with the subliminal YouTube links?
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Now I'm done, CHAOS. Bitch want to show off on Memorial Day when she's responsible for some of those people in the cemetery.
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too much of a pussy to kill itself...maybe should just hire a hitman to do the job
Ill do it for $2k if it supplies the weapon (preferably suppressed) and a replacement barrel and firing pin. ;)
$1k if it's an AR in .300 BLk w/7 in barrel.
Seriously
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Now I'm done, CHAOS. Bitch want to show off on Memorial Day when she's responsible for some of those people in the cemetery.
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Ill do it for $2k if it supplies the weapon (preferably suppressed) and a replacement barrel and firing pin. ;)
$1k if it's an AR in .300 BLk w/7 in barrel.
Seriously
No one asked your opinion you dizzy mother fucker. Worry more about not getting anymore DUI's you drunk assclown
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Vince running out of control in this thread!! :o :D
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Ill do it for $2k if it supplies the weapon (preferably suppressed) and a replacement barrel and firing pin. ;)
$1k if it's an AR in .300 BLk w/7 in barrel.
Seriously
No one asked your opinion you dizzy mother fucker. Worry more about not getting anymore DUI's you drunk assclown
Please, you obese, buck tooth, cucumber tit, love-handled black with a lisp, show me where I stated my opinion.
You fucking dunce.
This is a bodybuilding msg board, in case you haven't noticed yet. Maybe you should go back outside and practice spitting cum through that 1" gap in those buck-teeth.
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No one asked your opinion you dizzy mother fucker. Worry more about not getting anymore DUI's you drunk assclown
Please, you obese, buck tooth, cucumber tit, love-handled black with a lisp, show me where I stated my opinion.
You fucking dunce.
This is a bodybuilding msg board, in case you haven't noticed yet. Maybe you should go back outside and practice spitting cum through that 1" gap in those buck-teeth.
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Don't encourage the cucumber-tit spook. It's like tempting him to play Russian-roulette with a glock
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Please, you obese, buck tooth, cucumber tit, love-handled black with a lisp, show me where I stated my opinion.
You fucking dunce.
This is a bodybuilding msg board, in case you haven't noticed yet. Maybe you should go back outside and practice spitting cum through that 1" gap in those buck-teeth.
Bitch, you don't even weigh 200 pounds you toothpick. Before you comment about bodybuilding and drugs, you should at least have some credentials....No college degree, no bodybuilding shows, shitty pictures....the only thing real about you is your intake report from jail for DUI. Broke ass ugly fuck couldn't even bail himself out.
You're going to end up in jail again for being a chronic drunken bastard getting that cucumber up your asspipe so say hello to Groink next time you're in, prag.
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Bitch, you don't even weigh 200 pounds you toothpick. Before you comment about bodybuilding and drugs, you should at least have some credentials....No college degree, no bodybuilding shows, shitty pictures....the only thing real about you is your intake report from jail for DUI. Broke ass ugly fuck couldn't even bail himself out.
You're going to end up in jail again for being a chronic drunken bastard getting that cucumber up your asspipe so say hello to Groink next time you're in, prag.
I'm a fan of this post and the Sugarhill Gang. Tonto!
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Bitch, you don't even weigh 200 pounds you toothpick. Before you comment about bodybuilding and drugs, you should at least have some credentials....No college degree, no bodybuilding shows, shitty pictures....the only thing real about you is your intake report from jail for DUI. Broke ass ugly fuck couldn't even bail himself out.
You're going to end up in jail again for being a chronic drunken bastard getting that cucumber up your asspipe so say hello to Groink next time you're in, prag.
Vince³ proving beyond doubt that black folk can be slave holders by totally pwning ESF. LOL! Well done, V³. Next up - smeltdown from ESF? Who knows but it's gonna be hard to recover from V³' highlarious (60s reference) paddling of Getbigs resident prison wolf, ESF. ;D
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Bitch, you don't even weigh 200 pounds you toothpick. Before you comment about bodybuilding and drugs, you should at least have some credentials....No college degree, no bodybuilding shows, shitty pictures....the only thing real about you is your intake report from jail for DUI. Broke ass ugly fuck couldn't even bail himself out.
You're going to end up in jail again for being a chronic drunken bastard getting that cucumber up your asspipe so say hello to Groink next time you're in, prag.
Oh boy, lets use facts. (Or "fakths", in your case)
I do weigh over 200lbs at the moment. Not bad considering I've trained exactly 4x since Sept 10th 2017. (All in Sept/Oct 2017) and doing exactly 3 testosterone injections(1 couple days ago and 1 about a week prior. 1 in sept/Oct 2017) and 1 trenbolone acetate injection (in Oct 2017)
And nope, no college degree. I wasn't or where you could major in bodybuilding in college. If I had, maybe I would have stayed in college longer than 3 days oh well I guess you live and you learn.
For as the other credentials, I do have my certified personal trainer and certified Sports nutritionist pieces of paper in a box somewhere in my closet, however unlike you , I've never needed them to demonstrate my knowledge or competency in training or nutrition.
Unlike you, Nobody has ever questioned my knowledge of training or nutrition. Have you ever had any clients? Personal training clients? Nutrition clients? I doubt it.
That being said, I don't doubt you have some pieces of paper that's a CPT, or" Master" fitness trainer, or something that has to do with nutrition... I'm well aware anybody can spend 400, 600, $800 get some books and study your ass off and take the test a few times before you finally pass. I know people like you who do this, because I have hired them. In fact I came across an ad for a girl who was advertised at a local gym as being a master fitness trainer as well with a whopping 3 years experience at 24 years old.
So, anybody who's been around this industry for any length of time knows people like you who hide behind their credentials. I have the credentials, however I do not hide behind them. I've been doing this *professionally* for 18 years now and not once in those 18 years have I mention to them to a potential client.
Me, I can show up at the gym weighing 200 lb, or even less than 200 lb, and I can walk the walk, and demonstrate my knowledge of training and nutrition and proceeded to put on 20 lb of muscle and drop 10 pounds of fat in 6 or 8 weeks, because I know how to change my physique.
You do not. If you can't even change your physique, why would anybody trust you and pay you money for advice on how to change theirs? You've never been below 35% body fat. You've never commented on anything training or nutrition related on this message board, ever. And I'm not even talking about steroids, I'm talking about training and nutrition. I would expect a "master" trainer, such as yourself, ESPECIALLY someone who brings up their own credentials or questions the credentials of anybody else, to understand training basics, or at least LOOK LIKE they know what theyre talking about. You're just a fat black. What's worse, is your a black with absolutely zero athletic ability. You're an minority amongst minorities and an embarrassment to your race. Even if you were adopted and raised by elderly white Europeans, I would expect you genetically, do you have some sort of athletic ability.
Could you imagine how desperate and broke some middle-aged woman would have to be to pay some buck tooth black with cucumber tits and love handles to train her and give nutrition advice? I'm surprised you don't have to pay to train THEM.
Anyways, moving on... My bail was $75k. That's $7500 out of pocket just to get out until sentencing. Could've sold a car, but them id still end up doing jail time. By not bailing out, I saved 7500 and got it out of the way and on with my life. Apparently you don't understand economics either.
And then we come to The "Chronic drunken" stuff. Again with facts...
Let's see, since November 2016 I have drank less than 200ml vodka, & that was Aug of last year with that DUI. So from Nov 1st 2016-Aug 12?(whatever day the DUI was) i consumed zero alcohol. Could have. Chose not to. Day of the DUI I bought the smallest.vodka bottle on the shelf. I assume less than 1/4 liter, and didn't even Finnish it before tossing it on my way to the ER. From April 20 2016- Aug 2016 I also consumed zero alcohol, then Sept 2016 also zero alcohol.
Prior to that? Lets see, zero alcohol from august 2005-sometime 2015 also consumed no alcohol, aside from vacation in Cancun for 2 weeks in. August 2014.
See how facts work? Maybe you should Google "chronic".
And far as "cucumber up the ass" in jail? Haha... I'm aware that something you wish were true, but you should really think about things before you say them or type them. You were in jail guard, so you should know 95% of people in jail and prison are less than 170lbs. They're skinny meth addicts who get caught stealing shit.
Not only that, they have also never touched a weight before going to prison. I on the other hand, was a lifelong athlete, had fought in a cage (02-04) and had been training weight lifting bodybuilding for 10yrs ('96-'06) by the time I entered prison. I also went to prison weighing 200 lb, after 6 months sitting in County Jail. And the prison I was in had a full free weight gym complete with more than a handful of power racks, flat benches incline benches decline benches a couple dozen Olympic bars full rack of dumbbells up to 100 lb, pull down and cable row machines Etc not to mention I also had a script for testosterone and thyroid and had access to insulin... in addition to the fact I "ran store" (I loaned items in exchange for those items being returned plus interest in the form of either more commissary items or coin tokens) was a "bookie" during football season and NASCAR season, and was a "loan shark" loaning money to people who.gambled (for example I loan you $10 on Friday in exchange for $15 back on Monday, or $20 for $30 back ECT..), so I had access to plenty of food, so it was no problem affording three or four jars of peanut butter and 4-5 boxes of Oatmeal.Cream pies, and 4 loaves of bread per week, in addition to buying an extra four or five milks per day, 3-4 extra pancakes and sausage every morning, all the coffee cake amd oatmeal I wanted and three or four extra hamburgers, chicken patties, or smoked sausage whenever we had them.... Not even counting all the ramen noodles I wanted.
So it was no problem maintaining 230-240lbs my entire stay. I also had a long sentence, for a real crime (not grand theft or drug possession or sex crimes like most in there) ,& had had a.standoff with SWAT.
So tell me, what 150lb tweaker was gonna try to rape me? Knowing id likely kill them or cripple them during or after? Even if I couldn't get to them myself, they knew I could afford to put a bounty on their neck. Hell, I had enough people in deep enough debt to me I could just offer to eliminate their debt in exchange for the hit.
Besides, as much as sissys like you want to believe, people don't get raped in prison. There are enough gay guys in prison (you should know) willing to sell their ass and suck a dick that if some dude was that fucking desperate, he would just pay three soups to fuck one of the the ass. Rather than risk getting his throat slit in his sleep or be ostracized by the rest of the inmates and rape somebody.
What else do you want me to educate you on?
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Oh boy, lets use facts. (Or "fakths", in your case)
I do weigh over 200lbs at the moment. Not bad considering I've trained exactly 4x since Sept 10th 2017. (All in Sept/Oct 2017) and doing exactly 3 testosterone injections(1 couple days ago and 1 about a week prior. 1 in sept/Oct 2017) and 1 trenbolone acetate injection (in Oct 2017)
And nope, no college degree. I wasn't or where you could major in bodybuilding in college. If I had, maybe I would have stayed in college longer than 3 days oh well I guess you live and you learn.
For as the other credentials, I do have my certified personal trainer and certified Sports nutritionist pieces of paper in a box somewhere in my closet, however unlike you , I've never needed them to demonstrate my knowledge or competency in training or nutrition.
Unlike you, Nobody has ever questioned my knowledge of training or nutrition. Have you ever had any clients? Personal training clients? Nutrition clients? I doubt it.
That being said, I don't doubt you have some pieces of paper that's a CPT, or" Master" fitness trainer, or something that has to do with nutrition... I'm well aware anybody can spend 400, 600, $800 get some books and study your ass off and take the test a few times before you finally pass. I know people like you who do this, because I have hired them. In fact I came across an ad for a girl who was advertised at a local gym as being a master fitness trainer as well with a whopping 3 years experience at 24 years old.
So, anybody who's been around this industry for any length of time knows people like you who hide behind their credentials. I have the credentials, however I do not hide behind them. I've been doing this *professionally* for 18 years now and not once in those 18 years have I mention to them to a potential client.
Me, I can show up at the gym weighing 200 lb, or even less than 200 lb, and I can walk the walk, and demonstrate my knowledge of training and nutrition and proceeded to put on 20 lb of muscle and drop 10 pounds of fat in 6 or 8 weeks, because I know how to change my physique.
You do not. If you can't even change your physique, why would anybody trust you and pay you money for advice on how to change theirs? You've never been below 35% body fat. You've never commented on anything training or nutrition related on this message board, ever. And I'm not even talking about steroids, I'm talking about training and nutrition. I would expect a "master" trainer, such as yourself, ESPECIALLY someone who brings up their own credentials or questions the credentials of anybody else, to understand training basics, or at least LOOK LIKE they know what theyre talking about. You're just a fat black. What's worse, is your a black with absolutely zero athletic ability. You're an minority amongst minorities and an embarrassment to your race. Even if you were adopted and raised by elderly white Europeans, I would expect you genetically, do you have some sort of athletic ability.
Could you imagine how desperate and broke some middle-aged woman would have to be to pay some buck tooth black with cucumber tits and love handles to train her and give nutrition advice? I'm surprised you don't have to pay to train THEM.
Anyways, moving on... My bail was $75k. That's $7500 out of pocket just to get out until sentencing. Could've sold a car, but them id still end up doing jail time. By not bailing out, I saved 7500 and got it out of the way and on with my life. Apparently you don't understand economics either.
And then we come to The "Chronic drunken" stuff. Again with facts...
Let's see, since November 2016 I have drank less than 200ml vodka, & that was Aug of last year with that DUI. So from Nov 1st 2016-Aug 12?(whatever day the DUI was) i consumed zero alcohol. Could have. Chose not to. Day of the DUI I bought the smallest.vodka bottle on the shelf. I assume less than 1/4 liter, and didn't even Finnish it before tossing it on my way to the ER. From April 20 2016- Aug 2016 I also consumed zero alcohol, then Sept 2016 also zero alcohol.
Prior to that? Lets see, zero alcohol from august 2005-sometime 2015 also consumed no alcohol, aside from vacation in Cancun for 2 weeks in. August 2014.
See how facts work? Maybe you should Google "chronic".
And far as "cucumber up the ass" in jail? Haha... I'm aware that something you wish were true, but you should really think about things before you say them or type them. You were in jail guard, so you should know 95% of people in jail and prison are less than 170lbs. They're skinny meth addicts who get caught stealing shit.
Not only that, they have also never touched a weight before going to prison. I on the other hand, was a lifelong athlete, had fought in a cage (02-04) and had been training weight lifting bodybuilding for 10yrs ('96-'06) by the time I entered prison. I also went to prison weighing 200 lb, after 6 months sitting in County Jail. And the prison I was in had a full free weight gym complete with more than a handful of power racks, flat benches incline benches decline benches a couple dozen Olympic bars full rack of dumbbells up to 100 lb, pull down and cable row machines Etc not to mention I also had a script for testosterone and thyroid and had access to insulin... in addition to the fact I "ran store" (I loaned items in exchange for those items being returned plus interest in the form of either more commissary items or coin tokens) was a "bookie" during football season and NASCAR season, and was a "loan shark" loaning money to people who.gambled (for example I loan you $10 on Friday in exchange for $15 back on Monday, or $20 for $30 back ECT..), so I had access to plenty of food, so it was no problem affording three or four jars of peanut butter and 4-5 boxes of Oatmeal.Cream pies, and 4 loaves of bread per week, in addition to buying an extra four or five milks per day, 3-4 extra pancakes and sausage every morning, all the coffee cake amd oatmeal I wanted and three or four extra hamburgers, chicken patties, or smoked sausage whenever we had them.... Not even counting all the ramen noodles I wanted.
So it was no problem maintaining 230-240lbs my entire stay. I also had a long sentence, for a real crime (not grand theft or drug possession or sex crimes like most in there) ,& had had a.standoff with SWAT.
So tell me, what 150lb tweaker was gonna try to rape me? Knowing id likely kill them or cripple them during or after? Even if I couldn't get to them myself, they knew I could afford to put a bounty on their neck. Hell, I had enough people in deep enough debt to me I could just offer to eliminate their debt in exchange for the hit.
Besides, as much as sissys like you want to believe, people don't get raped in prison. There are enough gay guys in prison (you should know) willing to sell their ass and suck a dick that if some dude was that fucking desperate, he would just pay three soups to fuck one of the the ass. Rather than risk getting his throat slit in his sleep or be ostracized by the rest of the inmates and rape somebody.
What else do you want me to educate you on?
Oh god, another rambling life story from you. Well, I'll make this short. At no point and time have you ever demonstrated any knowledge of fitness and nutrition. Secondly, no one would train with an alcoholic who has been locked up in jail. Number 3, you could have saved 7500 but NOT DRINKING AND DRIVING YOU FUCKTARD....I booked in enough drunks when I worked as a Detention Officer to know that your story is complete bullshit. Finally, along with my certifications, I do have a Diploma in Fitness & Exercise from Ashworth College which you may think its useless but it only brings up your stupidity even further because it means that you've been "supposedly" training people without any PT insurance which is the dumbest thing you can ever do.
You are slow and boring.
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Oh god, another rambling life story from you. Well, I'll make this short. At no point and time have you ever demonstrated any knowledge of fitness and nutrition. Secondly, no one would train with an alcoholic who has been locked up in jail. Number 3, you could have saved 7500 but NOT DRINKING AND DRIVING YOU FUCKTARD....I booked in enough drunks when I worked as a Detention Officer to know that your story is complete bullshit. Finally, along with my certifications, I do have a Diploma in Fitness & Exercise from Ashworth College which you may think its useless but it only brings up your stupidity even further because it means that you've been "supposedly" training people without any PT insurance which is the dumbest thing you can ever do.
You are slow and boring.
Another rambling life story of which you read every word and spend a few hours thinking up a response to.
At no point I've demonstrated any knowledge of training and nutrition? A simple search would prove you wrong, along with you of people here.
Hell, we could take a vote and see who has Superior knowledge of the two subjects. F*** you could even post a poll with yes or no asking if I have.
2ndly, I've never been in the gym drunk or even Under the Influence, and aside from a couple, none of my clients ever had a clue I drank.
And you booking people in tells you what is bullshit? And how? I have invited people countless times 2 point out what is bullshit, yet nobody ever has. Why is that? Explain yourself fatbody.
And you think you need a bachelor's or Associate's in order to obtain trainer insurance? Hahaha. You don't even need a cert for fucking insurance, idiot. Training without insurance may be dumb for you, as itd take the judge 5 seconds to judge in favor of the plaintiff, after taking look at you. 18 years of training people and I've yet to have a single claim against me or the gym... And that's with I including me instructing boot camps and Crossfit classes.
I don't blame you for signing your name with all your ABCs attached to it. If I look like you nobody would believe I was a trainer either.
You are fuckimg obese, in case you hadn't noticed.
you're not even an athletic looking fat black. You don't even look like a powerlifter. You don't even look like you own a set of plastic and cement weights in your basement. Nobody would ever hire somebody who looks like you and talks like you to work the front desk at a gym, much less as a personal trainer.
It's not like you get big and fat and sloppy looking and then cut down. You're just always fat and sloppy with tits that look like cucumbers and fried eggs that wrap around under your stinking armpits.
Imagine the smell that must surround you. All those folds of skin under your tits and under your armpits and under the foals of fat between your back fat and your love handles. Imagine the fucken rank stench of onions and street tacos that must explode whenever you take your pants off. It must really suck to have to shower with a pressure washer and lava soap before every time you have sex with somebody so they don't vomit. Your bedroom must smell like the KFC restroom on Revolution Avenue in Tijuana.
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Another rambling life story of which you read every word and spend a few hours thinking up a response to.
At no point I've demonstrated any knowledge of training and nutrition? A simple search would prove you wrong, along with you of people here.
Hell, we could take a vote and see who has Superior knowledge of the two subjects. F*** you could even post a poll with yes or no asking if I have.
2ndly, I've never been in the gym drunk or even Under the Influence, and aside from a couple, none of my clients ever had a clue I drank.
And you booking people in tells you what is bullshit? And how? I have invited people countless times 2 point out what is bullshit, yet nobody ever has. Why is that? Explain yourself fatbody.
And you think you need a bachelor's or Associate's in order to obtain trainer insurance? Hahaha. You don't even need a cert for fucking insurance, idiot. Training without insurance may be dumb for you, as itd take the judge 5 seconds to judge in favor of the plaintiff, after taking look at you. 18 years of training people and I've yet to have a single claim against me or the gym... And that's with I including me instructing boot camps and Crossfit classes.
I don't blame you for signing your name with all your ABCs attached to it. If I look like you nobody would believe I was a trainer either.
You are fuckimg obese, in case you hadn't noticed.
you're not even an athletic looking fat black. You don't even look like a powerlifter. You don't even look like you own a set of plastic and cement weights in your basement. Nobody would ever hire somebody who looks like you and talks like you to work the front desk at a gym, much less as a personal trainer.
It's not like you get big and fat and sloppy looking and then cut down. You're just always fat and sloppy with tits that look like cucumbers and fried eggs that wrap around under your stinking armpits.
Imagine the smell that must surround you. All those folds of skin under your tits and under your armpits and under the foals of fat between your back fat and your love handles. Imagine the fucken rank stench of onions and street tacos that must explode whenever you take your pants off. It must really suck to have to shower with a pressure washer and lava soap before every time you have sex with somebody so they don't vomit. Your bedroom must smell like the KFC restroom on Revolution Avenue in Tijuana.
Liar...filth. You have demonstrated your stupidity. But keep rambling....
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Oh boy, lets use facts. (Or "fakths", in your case)
I do weigh over 200lbs at the moment. Not bad considering I've trained exactly 4x since Sept 10th 2017. (All in Sept/Oct 2017) and doing exactly 3 testosterone injections(1 couple days ago and 1 about a week prior. 1 in sept/Oct 2017) and 1 trenbolone acetate injection (in Oct 2017)
And nope, no college degree. I wasn't or where you could major in bodybuilding in college. If I had, maybe I would have stayed in college longer than 3 days oh well I guess you live and you learn.
For as the other credentials, I do have my certified personal trainer and certified Sports nutritionist pieces of paper in a box somewhere in my closet, however unlike you , I've never needed them to demonstrate my knowledge or competency in training or nutrition.
Unlike you, Nobody has ever questioned my knowledge of training or nutrition. Have you ever had any clients? Personal training clients? Nutrition clients? I doubt it.
That being said, I don't doubt you have some pieces of paper that's a CPT, or" Master" fitness trainer, or something that has to do with nutrition... I'm well aware anybody can spend 400, 600, $800 get some books and study your ass off and take the test a few times before you finally pass. I know people like you who do this, because I have hired them. In fact I came across an ad for a girl who was advertised at a local gym as being a master fitness trainer as well with a whopping 3 years experience at 24 years old.
So, anybody who's been around this industry for any length of time knows people like you who hide behind their credentials. I have the credentials, however I do not hide behind them. I've been doing this *professionally* for 18 years now and not once in those 18 years have I mention to them to a potential client.
Me, I can show up at the gym weighing 200 lb, or even less than 200 lb, and I can walk the walk, and demonstrate my knowledge of training and nutrition and proceeded to put on 20 lb of muscle and drop 10 pounds of fat in 6 or 8 weeks, because I know how to change my physique.
You do not. If you can't even change your physique, why would anybody trust you and pay you money for advice on how to change theirs? You've never been below 35% body fat. You've never commented on anything training or nutrition related on this message board, ever. And I'm not even talking about steroids, I'm talking about training and nutrition. I would expect a "master" trainer, such as yourself, ESPECIALLY someone who brings up their own credentials or questions the credentials of anybody else, to understand training basics, or at least LOOK LIKE they know what theyre talking about. You're just a fat black. What's worse, is your a black with absolutely zero athletic ability. You're an minority amongst minorities and an embarrassment to your race. Even if you were adopted and raised by elderly white Europeans, I would expect you genetically, do you have some sort of athletic ability.
Could you imagine how desperate and broke some middle-aged woman would have to be to pay some buck tooth black with cucumber tits and love handles to train her and give nutrition advice? I'm surprised you don't have to pay to train THEM.
Anyways, moving on... My bail was $75k. That's $7500 out of pocket just to get out until sentencing. Could've sold a car, but them id still end up doing jail time. By not bailing out, I saved 7500 and got it out of the way and on with my life. Apparently you don't understand economics either.
And then we come to The "Chronic drunken" stuff. Again with facts...
Let's see, since November 2016 I have drank less than 200ml vodka, & that was Aug of last year with that DUI. So from Nov 1st 2016-Aug 12?(whatever day the DUI was) i consumed zero alcohol. Could have. Chose not to. Day of the DUI I bought the smallest.vodka bottle on the shelf. I assume less than 1/4 liter, and didn't even Finnish it before tossing it on my way to the ER. From April 20 2016- Aug 2016 I also consumed zero alcohol, then Sept 2016 also zero alcohol.
Prior to that? Lets see, zero alcohol from august 2005-sometime 2015 also consumed no alcohol, aside from vacation in Cancun for 2 weeks in. August 2014.
See how facts work? Maybe you should Google "chronic".
And far as "cucumber up the ass" in jail? Haha... I'm aware that something you wish were true, but you should really think about things before you say them or type them. You were in jail guard, so you should know 95% of people in jail and prison are less than 170lbs. They're skinny meth addicts who get caught stealing shit.
Not only that, they have also never touched a weight before going to prison. I on the other hand, was a lifelong athlete, had fought in a cage (02-04) and had been training weight lifting bodybuilding for 10yrs ('96-'06) by the time I entered prison. I also went to prison weighing 200 lb, after 6 months sitting in County Jail. And the prison I was in had a full free weight gym complete with more than a handful of power racks, flat benches incline benches decline benches a couple dozen Olympic bars full rack of dumbbells up to 100 lb, pull down and cable row machines Etc not to mention I also had a script for testosterone and thyroid and had access to insulin... in addition to the fact I "ran store" (I loaned items in exchange for those items being returned plus interest in the form of either more commissary items or coin tokens) was a "bookie" during football season and NASCAR season, and was a "loan shark" loaning money to people who.gambled (for example I loan you $10 on Friday in exchange for $15 back on Monday, or $20 for $30 back ECT..), so I had access to plenty of food, so it was no problem affording three or four jars of peanut butter and 4-5 boxes of Oatmeal.Cream pies, and 4 loaves of bread per week, in addition to buying an extra four or five milks per day, 3-4 extra pancakes and sausage every morning, all the coffee cake amd oatmeal I wanted and three or four extra hamburgers, chicken patties, or smoked sausage whenever we had them.... Not even counting all the ramen noodles I wanted.
So it was no problem maintaining 230-240lbs my entire stay. I also had a long sentence, for a real crime (not grand theft or drug possession or sex crimes like most in there) ,& had had a.standoff with SWAT.
So tell me, what 150lb tweaker was gonna try to rape me? Knowing id likely kill them or cripple them during or after? Even if I couldn't get to them myself, they knew I could afford to put a bounty on their neck. Hell, I had enough people in deep enough debt to me I could just offer to eliminate their debt in exchange for the hit.
Besides, as much as sissys like you want to believe, people don't get raped in prison. There are enough gay guys in prison (you should know) willing to sell their ass and suck a dick that if some dude was that fucking desperate, he would just pay three soups to fuck one of the the ass. Rather than risk getting his throat slit in his sleep or be ostracized by the rest of the inmates and rape somebody.
What else do you want me to educate you on?
;D
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A) Who is this chick? If it’s a trannie, as suggested, well, suicide was a probability. Severe mental illness.
B) “Cucumber tits” LOL :D
C) Great thread
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A) Who is this chick? If it’s a trannie, as suggested, well, suicide was a probability. Severe mental illness.
B) “Cucumber tits” LOL :D
C) Great thread
Some very top notch gb trash talking going on. Finally some entertainment.
Vince have ES on your show!! :D
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Some very top notch gb trash talking going on. Finally some entertainment.
Vince have ES on your show!! :D
If he moves out of his parent's house, I'll think about it. He needs to realize that when he's arrested, all of his booking information is available including the section of his address and his employment...which was marked unemployed. He's a laughable fraud
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Here's hoping he fucking slits his own throat.
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Here's hoping he fucking slits his own throat.
Should have been executed for what he did.
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Should have been executed for what he did.
I disagree but should not have been pardoned so early. I would have wanted at least 20 years however the information he released was pertaining to illegal activity and violations of the Geneva Convention. But it should have been reported though the proper channels
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I disagree but should not have been pardoned so early. I would have wanted at least 20 years however the information he released was pertaining to illegal activity and violations of the Geneva Convention. But it should have been reported though the proper channels
The early pardon was ridiculous especially with guys serving time for far lesser crimes.
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If he moves out of his parent's house, I'll think about it. He needs to realize that when he's arrested, all of his booking information is available including the section of his address and his employment...which was marked unemployed. He's a laughable fraud
Judge sees that as well and takes into account for bail genius.
And parents house? Hahahs
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Judge sees that as well and takes into account for bail genius.
And parents house? Hahahs
So you own your own home...dont lie
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this thread has potential
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The early pardon was ridiculous especially with guys serving time for far lesser crimes.
Well, it saves the taxpayers money and Chelsea isn't doing well money-wise.
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this thread has potential
Yep, ESPFraud has no idea that I already have the key to his house.
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Yep, ESPFraud has no idea that I already have the key to his house.
I keep telling your obese, google-eyed, cucumber-tit, double love handle, ass crack to the middle of your back, tits that wrap around under your armpits, chicklet-tooth, suck a straw through that gap in your teeth, never trained a single client but spent $2k on "master trainer" & "nutritionist" certs and wasted tax payer money on a Pell Grant for a useless community college degree because nobody would believe you even have a gym membership much less are qualified to give training or nutrition advice, stretch mark covered ass to TELL ME, tell US what I'm lying about.
Laughable that you think you know something about me because you Google some booking info? Hahaha. One of those I told them I was homeless for fuck sake. LoL you dumb fat Fucken joke.
I thought gay guys were supposed to take pride in their appearance? Did you need some Arimidex? Or are you transitioning? Cuz I have estrogen and progesterone as well if you need some. Maybe I can put you in touch with some of my tranny clients and customers. One of'em was Ms.Trans San Diego, I'm sure she could give you some advice on your transition via Skype and hook you up with a decent wig.
If I were you I'd forget all about telling everybody you're a master fitness trainer and nutritionist and what the fuck else ever and just go into BBW tranny porn. I can put you in touch with some photographers and content providers you'd make a killing on PornHub. Ill only take 20% and 10% on anything over $6k a month. I'll draft up the agreement. What's the address where I can send the invoice?
Back to the above question; tell us all what I'm lying about. Maybe ill even give you some views on your little piece of shit YouTube channel. I should be free by Saturday or Sunday. Girlfriend's in the hospital with an ovarian cyst so I got the baby till then. I'm sure I still have model release forms and agreements around here somewhere. Send me the address where to send'em.
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I keep telling your obese, google-eyed, cucumber-tit, double love handle, ass crack to the middle of your back, tits that wrap around under your armpits, chicklet-tooth, suck a straw through that gap in your teeth, never trained a single client but spent $2k on "master trainer" & "nutritionist" certs and wasted tax payer money on a Pell Grant for a useless community college degree because nobody would believe you even have a gym membership much less are qualified to give training or nutrition advice, stretch mark covered ass to TELL ME, tell US what I'm lying about.
Laughable that you think you know something about me because you Google some booking info? Hahaha. One of those I told them I was homeless for fuck sake. LoL you dumb fat Fucken joke.
I thought gay guys were supposed to take pride in their appearance? Did you need some Arimidex? Or are you transitioning? Cuz I have estrogen and progesterone as well if you need some. Maybe I can put you in touch with some of my tranny clients and customers. One of'em was Ms.Trans San Diego, I'm sure she could give you some advice on your transition via Skype and hook you up with a decent wig.
If I were you I'd forget all about telling everybody you're a master fitness trainer and nutritionist and what the fuck else ever and just go into BBW tranny porn. I can put you in touch with some photographers and content providers you'd make a killing on PornHub. Ill only take 20% and 10% on anything over $6k a month. I'll draft up the agreement. What's the address where I can send the invoice?
Back to the above question; tell us all what I'm lying about. Maybe ill even give you some views on your little piece of shit YouTube channel. I should be free by Saturday or Sunday. Girlfriend's in the hospital with an ovarian cyst so I got the baby till then. I'm sure I still have model release forms and agreements around here somewhere. Send me the address where to send'em.
Listen up Slingblade, you're acting as though you're a highly popular trainer when in reality, you're an unemployed drunk with no clients. Who would hire a slow talking dizzy mother fucker like you anyway??? Even though I've been out of the PT business for many years, I still have had more clients then you'll ever get even if you worked 24 hours a day for a 100 years and no one in their right mind would buy any type of drugs from you unless they were desperate.
Fact is you're only posting up here because you've not been arrested yet so I'll just wait until you screw up again and end up in the slammer where you belong. And stop talking about gay people....what would your father think... ;)
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/heavy.com/news/2018/05/chelsea-manning-deleted-tweets-suicidal/amp/
the fact that this even made any news headlines is really sad. btw I really hope HE goes thru with it.
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Listen up Slingblade, you're acting as though you're a highly popular trainer when in reality, you're an unemployed drunk with no clients. Who would hire a slow talking dizzy mother fucker like you anyway??? Even though I've been out of the PT business for many years, I still have had more clients then you'll ever get even if you worked 24 hours a day for a 100 years and no one in their right mind would buy any type of drugs from you unless they were desperate.
Fact is you're only posting up here because you've not been arrested yet so I'll just wait until you screw up again and end up in the slammer where you belong. And stop talking about gay people....what would your father think... ;)
I'm "acting" how?
Move those sausage fingers across the keys and BACK UP what you claim. How am I "acting"? And don't forget the first question and tell us what I'm lying about.
All you gotta do is back it up. Super duper simple.
And slow talking? LoL, if you had any bass in your voice, you'd slow it down as well.
In order to be out of the PT business, you need to have first been in it. And checking people in at the front desk doesn't qualify as "having clients". Look at you. Just look at you. There is nobody. Absolutely nobody cool wood even believe you were a personal trainer. Nobody would ever believe you even HAD a personal trainer I've never seen you give any tips or discuss training technique or nutritional advice. Ever. Your certificates mean absolutely nothing to me. Box chain gyms are filled with trainers who step foot in a gym for the very first time 6 months prior, decided they enjoyed working out and for some reason thought they would make good personal trainers before dropping a few hundred bucks on some study materials and a few tries at the test. Fat pieces of shit like you are dangerous trainers. You're no different than the skinny twink and skinny girls who put on a pair of yoga pants and believe they're Fitness girls. You are equally as qualified as them. You can't even change your body into something that is even close to socially acceptable, and you want us to believe other people trust you with their money and pay for your advice? Laughable. Hell, you can pay $30 & take a 15min test online and call yourself a "Doctor" of Naturalpathetic Medicine, legally. That "doctor" title means about as much as your "master fitness trainer" title.
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I'm "acting" how?
Move those sausage fingers across the keys and BACK UP what you claim. How am I "acting"? And don't forget the first question and tell us what I'm lying about.
All you gotta do is back it up. Super duper simple.
And slow talking? LoL, if you had any bass in your voice, you'd slow it down as well.
In order to be out of the PT business, you need to have first been in it. And checking people in at the front desk doesn't qualify as "having clients". Look at you. Just look at you. There is nobody. Absolutely nobody cool wood even believe you were a personal trainer. Nobody would ever believe you even HAD a personal trainer I've never seen you give any tips or discuss training technique or nutritional advice. Ever. Your certificates mean absolutely nothing to me. Box chain gyms are filled with trainers who step foot in a gym for the very first time 6 months prior, decided they enjoyed working out and for some reason thought they would make good personal trainers before dropping a few hundred bucks on some study materials and a few tries at the test. Fat pieces of shit like you are dangerous trainers. You're no different than the skinny twink and skinny girls who put on a pair of yoga pants and believe they're Fitness girls. You are equally as qualified as them. You can't even change your body into something that is even close to socially acceptable, and you want us to believe other people trust you with their money and pay for your advice? Laughable. Hell, you can pay $30 & take a 15min test online and call yourself a "Doctor" of Naturalpathetic Medicine, legally. That "doctor" title means about as much as your "master fitness trainer" title.
Ok, what gym do you work at??? Hard to believe a super trainer like you Slingblade wouldn't have a massive following. And if you think you're a better trainer than me, then put up a Poll.
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Damn, Vince Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HPP, CEO, making ESFITNESS brutally meltdown.
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Damn, Vince Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HPP, CEO, making ESFITNESS brutally meltdown.
No response from Slingblade....
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VVV and the V stands for voodoo.
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No response from Slingblade....
Actually you fat slob, some of us actually have lives outside of this little message board. I doubt you can relate to that. I'd rather play patty-cake with a toddler then sit here and read your pathetic attempts to insult me and reply with replies that go over your head.
Ill get to you when I have a gap in my real life..
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Oh boy, lets use facts. (Or "fakths", in your case)
I do weigh over 200lbs at the moment. Not bad considering I've trained exactly 4x since Sept 10th 2017. (All in Sept/Oct 2017) and doing exactly 3 testosterone injections(1 couple days ago and 1 about a week prior. 1 in sept/Oct 2017) and 1 trenbolone acetate injection (in Oct 2017)
And nope, no college degree. I wasn't or where you could major in bodybuilding in college. If I had, maybe I would have stayed in college longer than 3 days oh well I guess you live and you learn.
For as the other credentials, I do have my certified personal trainer and certified Sports nutritionist pieces of paper in a box somewhere in my closet, however unlike you , I've never needed them to demonstrate my knowledge or competency in training or nutrition.
Unlike you, Nobody has ever questioned my knowledge of training or nutrition. Have you ever had any clients? Personal training clients? Nutrition clients? I doubt it.
That being said, I don't doubt you have some pieces of paper that's a CPT, or" Master" fitness trainer, or something that has to do with nutrition... I'm well aware anybody can spend 400, 600, $800 get some books and study your ass off and take the test a few times before you finally pass. I know people like you who do this, because I have hired them. In fact I came across an ad for a girl who was advertised at a local gym as being a master fitness trainer as well with a whopping 3 years experience at 24 years old.
So, anybody who's been around this industry for any length of time knows people like you who hide behind their credentials. I have the credentials, however I do not hide behind them. I've been doing this *professionally* for 18 years now and not once in those 18 years have I mention to them to a potential client.
Me, I can show up at the gym weighing 200 lb, or even less than 200 lb, and I can walk the walk, and demonstrate my knowledge of training and nutrition and proceeded to put on 20 lb of muscle and drop 10 pounds of fat in 6 or 8 weeks, because I know how to change my physique.
You do not. If you can't even change your physique, why would anybody trust you and pay you money for advice on how to change theirs? You've never been below 35% body fat. You've never commented on anything training or nutrition related on this message board, ever. And I'm not even talking about steroids, I'm talking about training and nutrition. I would expect a "master" trainer, such as yourself, ESPECIALLY someone who brings up their own credentials or questions the credentials of anybody else, to understand training basics, or at least LOOK LIKE they know what theyre talking about. You're just a fat black. What's worse, is your a black with absolutely zero athletic ability. You're an minority amongst minorities and an embarrassment to your race. Even if you were adopted and raised by elderly white Europeans, I would expect you genetically, do you have some sort of athletic ability.
Could you imagine how desperate and broke some middle-aged woman would have to be to pay some buck tooth black with cucumber tits and love handles to train her and give nutrition advice? I'm surprised you don't have to pay to train THEM.
Anyways, moving on... My bail was $75k. That's $7500 out of pocket just to get out until sentencing. Could've sold a car, but them id still end up doing jail time. By not bailing out, I saved 7500 and got it out of the way and on with my life. Apparently you don't understand economics either.
And then we come to The "Chronic drunken" stuff. Again with facts...
Let's see, since November 2016 I have drank less than 200ml vodka, & that was Aug of last year with that DUI. So from Nov 1st 2016-Aug 12?(whatever day the DUI was) i consumed zero alcohol. Could have. Chose not to. Day of the DUI I bought the smallest.vodka bottle on the shelf. I assume less than 1/4 liter, and didn't even Finnish it before tossing it on my way to the ER. From April 20 2016- Aug 2016 I also consumed zero alcohol, then Sept 2016 also zero alcohol.
Prior to that? Lets see, zero alcohol from august 2005-sometime 2015 also consumed no alcohol, aside from vacation in Cancun for 2 weeks in. August 2014.
See how facts work? Maybe you should Google "chronic".
And far as "cucumber up the ass" in jail? Haha... I'm aware that something you wish were true, but you should really think about things before you say them or type them. You were in jail guard, so you should know 95% of people in jail and prison are less than 170lbs. They're skinny meth addicts who get caught stealing shit.
Not only that, they have also never touched a weight before going to prison. I on the other hand, was a lifelong athlete, had fought in a cage (02-04) and had been training weight lifting bodybuilding for 10yrs ('96-'06) by the time I entered prison. I also went to prison weighing 200 lb, after 6 months sitting in County Jail. And the prison I was in had a full free weight gym complete with more than a handful of power racks, flat benches incline benches decline benches a couple dozen Olympic bars full rack of dumbbells up to 100 lb, pull down and cable row machines Etc not to mention I also had a script for testosterone and thyroid and had access to insulin... in addition to the fact I "ran store" (I loaned items in exchange for those items being returned plus interest in the form of either more commissary items or coin tokens) was a "bookie" during football season and NASCAR season, and was a "loan shark" loaning money to people who.gambled (for example I loan you $10 on Friday in exchange for $15 back on Monday, or $20 for $30 back ECT..), so I had access to plenty of food, so it was no problem affording three or four jars of peanut butter and 4-5 boxes of Oatmeal.Cream pies, and 4 loaves of bread per week, in addition to buying an extra four or five milks per day, 3-4 extra pancakes and sausage every morning, all the coffee cake amd oatmeal I wanted and three or four extra hamburgers, chicken patties, or smoked sausage whenever we had them.... Not even counting all the ramen noodles I wanted.
So it was no problem maintaining 230-240lbs my entire stay. I also had a long sentence, for a real crime (not grand theft or drug possession or sex crimes like most in there) ,& had had a.standoff with SWAT.
So tell me, what 150lb tweaker was gonna try to rape me? Knowing id likely kill them or cripple them during or after? Even if I couldn't get to them myself, they knew I could afford to put a bounty on their neck. Hell, I had enough people in deep enough debt to me I could just offer to eliminate their debt in exchange for the hit.
Besides, as much as sissys like you want to believe, people don't get raped in prison. There are enough gay guys in prison (you should know) willing to sell their ass and suck a dick that if some dude was that fucking desperate, he would just pay three soups to fuck one of the the ass. Rather than risk getting his throat slit in his sleep or be ostracized by the rest of the inmates and rape somebody.
What else do you want me to educate you on?
Holy wall of text!!! 😳😳😳😳
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Holy wall of text!!! 😳😳😳😳
"Walls of text" contain no paragraphs, hardly any punctuation,& lack a coherent thought to convey.
My response to your brother in buffet-lines followed none of those.
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Is this freak show dead yet?
I want to piss on its grave.
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"Walls of text" contain no paragraphs, hardly any punctuation,& lack a coherent thought to convey.
My response to your brother in buffet-lines followed none of those.
Also a "wall of text" with multiple points Vince has yet to address.
One of which stated ESFitness knows nothing about nutrition and training and has never contribute to the board when it comes to nutrition or training I find this laughable.
If I had the inclination I might just do a quick little search on the ESFitness name and pull up two or three threads giving tips on... let's say building triceps properly. Impressive triceps. Not just the little lateral head on the outside so it looks good in a medium t-shirt. Something Vince has never had, will never have, and has never helped anybody on this board (his problem he lacks intelligence and vocabulary required to convey his thoughts and ideas... & that god-awful voice of his and speech pattern and Cadence. Just fucking awful. Sounds like a whiny old Jewish lady with a mans voice) much less has he helped anybody in person, somebody who has paid him their hard-earned dollars whom you may call a "client", build impressive, thick, hanging horseshoe triceps.
Or you could pull up any number of threads where I give tips on how to build an impressive back. Another thing I possess. And another thing Vince does not, will not ever, and has no idea how to build or create.... A wide V taper, with thickness down the center due to proper stimulation of the rhomboids for example. I've never seen Vince mention anything related to back training at all.
... like I said, I have never seen Vince give any training tips. Despite his master trainer certification he paid probably 800 bucks for, likely with zero CPE credits and is like late expired.
On to. Nutrition. Owning a drop-seller online business doesn't make you a nutritionist, any more than owning a drop seller of $3 sunglasses make you an optometrist. Again a simple search what pull up at the very least threads on carbohydrate manipulacion For an upcoming event. Be it a contest, powerlifting meet (one of my guys was top 3 in the nation in two different classes. he's actually higher than top 3, however I say top three because I don't wish to identify him, especially here without his permission. He has a bit of a temper and does not suffer fools which would make his stay here likely somewhat brief) because nutrition is fairly simple, and explaining it, especially here is pretty simple and easy and straightforward except when you get to things such as getting ready for a show, or a photo shoot, or a commercial.
Is Vince photogenic enough to be used in an ad for a gym? Or any other company for that matter,. Is Vince charismatic enough to be featured and it commercial ? Fuck no
But guess who is charismatic as fuck? I'm a, given the right time meaning if I have the time don't have somebody around either at home or in the car be it an adult or baby or both.
Anyways, speaking of being charismatic as fuck I just got up to pee at whatever the fuck time it was and I check in here expecting, almost hoping this paper tiger would reply..... well, I'm off to bed to climb in next to something Vince never has and never will in his.
Ask WalterWhite, but do not under any circumstances post her image on this website.
Speaking of women
... Ahhh.. 5% battery.. That's to be discussed later
/verbal spanking
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Also a "wall of text" with multiple points Vince has yet to address.
That's because I don't care about your bouts of keyboard retardation
One of which stated ESFitness knows nothing about nutrition and training and has never contribute to the board when it comes to nutrition or training I find this laughable.
I didn't say that. I said that no-one in their right mind would take advice from a dizzy mother fucker like you....especially someone who was fired from Power Of Fitness Gym for incompetence
If I had the inclination I might just do a quick little search on the ESFitness name and pull up two or three threads giving tips on... let's say building triceps properly. Impressive triceps. Not just the little lateral head on the outside so it looks good in a medium t-shirt. Something Vince has never had, will never have, and has never helped anybody on this board (his problem he lacks intelligence and vocabulary required to convey his thoughts and ideas... & that god-awful voice of his and speech pattern and Cadence. Just fucking awful. Sounds like a whiny old Jewish lady with a mans voice) much less has he helped anybody in person, somebody who has paid him their hard-earned dollars whom you may call a "client", build impressive, thick, hanging horseshoe triceps.
I wear a 2XL T-Shirt
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Or you could pull up any number of threads where I give tips on how to build an impressive back. Another thing I possess. And another thing Vince does not, will not ever, and has no idea how to build or create.... A wide V taper, with thickness down the center due to proper stimulation of the rhomboids for example. I've never seen Vince mention anything related to back training at all.
Yea, I suppose I don't know how to train my back
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... like I said, I have never seen Vince give any training tips. Despite his master trainer certification he paid probably 800 bucks for, likely with zero CPE credits and is like late expired.
I paid 30 bucks. I was one of Gregory Ladd's early students when he started the AMFPT
On to. Nutrition. Owning a drop-seller online business doesn't make you a nutritionist, any more than owning a drop seller of $3 sunglasses make you an optometrist. Again a simple search what pull up at the very least threads on carbohydrate manipulacion For an upcoming event. Be it a contest, powerlifting meet (one of my guys was top 3 in the nation in two different classes. he's actually higher than top 3, however I say top three because I don't wish to identify him, especially here without his permission. He has a bit of a temper and does not suffer fools which would make his stay here likely somewhat brief) because nutrition is fairly simple, and explaining it, especially here is pretty simple and easy and straightforward except when you get to things such as getting ready for a show, or a photo shoot, or a commercial.
If I sell a multi-gym system for 3500 dollars and I dropship it for 2300 dollars, I've made a profit for 1200 dollars.....which is the point of having a business to begin with you stupid fuck. Whether I dropship an item or buy a bulk supply of supplements to sell is of no business to you, dipshit. This is why you don't own a home, have any property, or any money in the bank for whenever you get tossed in jail for DUI
Is Vince photogenic enough to be used in an ad for a gym? Or any other company for that matter,. Is Vince charismatic enough to be featured and it commercial ? Fuck no
Fuck Wrong
I was also photogenic enough to be on MTV's Made "I Wanna Be A Bodybuilder". But please tell me what modeling jobs have you gotten???
But guess who is charismatic as fuck? I'm a, given the right time meaning if I have the time don't have somebody around either at home or in the car be it an adult or baby or both.
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Anyways, speaking of being charismatic as fuck I just got up to pee at whatever the fuck time it was and I check in here expecting, almost hoping this paper tiger would reply..... well, I'm off to bed to climb in next to something Vince never has and never will in his.
A jail cell with a bunkmate....Ok
Ask WalterWhite, but do not under any circumstances post her image on this website.
Speaking of women
... Ahhh.. 5% battery.. That's to be discussed later
/verbal spanking
Your girlfriend is an idiot for dating a loser like you. If she even exists...
That's much better
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Venom Vince destroying ESF in this thread. ESF apparently thinks people read his huge walls of text! :D :D
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Venom Vince destroying ESF in this thread. ESF apparently thinks people read his huge walls of text! :D :D
This is how I respond when I see a post by ESFitness.
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Waiting on Slingblade...prob writing a Novel ;D
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Waiting on Slingblade...prob writing a Novel ;D
Actually been busy. Just finished up, pounded some water, now time to shower and maybe eat something before.back to.bed.
Just scrolled through your post. Fired for incompetence? LOL more like I left because of scheduling issues you know the kind of issues where you work 16 up plus our days without overtime in the company of violating things like labor laws... and allowing clients 2 cancel and then reschedule training sessions with less than an hour's notice despite "company policy".
That, and the owner ( a former friend of mine, we'll get to that shortly) who wouldn't even own the gym if it wasn't for me having introduced him to the previous owner and helped negotiate and broker the deal. Because HIS investor had to come.to me and ask what needed to.be done, what's the number that needs to.be paid? Because the gym was FIRST offered to me TWICE before my former, lonely, closet homosexual friend who hasn't had a gf since college, 30yrs ago, trys wayyy to hard to act straight (its 2018, just come.out already. Nobody cares) but this guy thought he was hotshot negotiator businessman and offered the owner a whopping $30,000 for the gym with financing and stipulations whereas my (final)offer was 200000 cash... and I was also promised a salaried position that belong to a truly incompetent person, however mr. Smooth negotiator couldn't negotiate his way out of keeping mr. Super incompetent off payroll for a guaranteed two years lol joke was on him. Didn't matter anyways I was soon making double that in cash..
But like I said real reason I left was scheduling issues number one allowing clients to cancel and reschedule with maybe an hour's notice, training from 5 or 5:30 a.m. until 7 p.m. and then managing front desk from 7 p.m. until midnight with zero overtime.
But the straw that broke the camel's back was the new owner well besides me finding out he was a pedophile and into young boys, transsexuals , crossdressing , something called sissy boy porn , and "cuckold sissy boy" porn which all made sense since he would constantly brag about the high school and middle school boys he would "train and coach". UC this fella, who thought he was super intelligent was really a neanderthal, who would throw Tantrums and break things in the gym about once a week when things didn't go his way, which was quite often. Did I mention he managed to bankrupt the 8 million-dollar a year business his father left him in less than a year and a half? Anyways, so this neanderthal didn't realize that once he went home at night at about 9 or 10 and would login on his home computer on Chrome he didn't realize that sitting at my desk and on the computer he was still logged into I could see everything he searched for on the history. I could see every porn title every "group" or community he was a member of, including something called "collarspace", which will I guess was like a MySpace dating website for guys like him who like to dress up in women's clothing where are ball gags and get fucked in the ass by "bull studs" while a woman emasculated him... Which he would pay for with people he found on Backpage...
This went on for months and months andThis went on for months and months and I would take pictures and video tape the search history just in case or just maybe for future use. The stuff about the young boys in the pornography I thought his customers or members and parents of young teenage High School boys whom he would train, might have an interest in knowing. You would have his shopping records clearly visible which would include women's clothing and high heels in size 13 or whatever the fuck I was in size triple XL dresses,. And his favorite thing was to call employees and gym members over to his desk and point out a "hot chick" on the screen, and ask them what they thought of this so-called chick. And once the person said yes she's okay he would laugh hysterically and point out it was a transexual. He would do this at least 3 times a week to various employees in gym members. There was even a somewhat attractive woman who thought he had money which he did not he was broke as fuck everything he had was borrowed from the old man investor whom he lived with and was houseboy an errand boy for for a couple of years, but none the less she had big fake boobs and was in decent shape and would ask him out and he would decline every time and once she was gone he would complain about it and be literally angry at women hitting on him like he fucking hated women. A straight guy, who was single, and would turn down guaranteed no gag reflex blowjob, 69 and anal from this chic (I know, I fucked her 3? Maybe 4 times? She was a horny girl who just wanted some fucking attention from a guy to make yourself feel better about herself and had no problem doing whatever the guy wanted to do to get it... and I didn't even have to take her out to dinner like he was complaining about having to do. Every time he sit there and complain she's going to want to go to this restaurant and I don't want to go to that restaurant because I don't like their food and she's going to want to eat this but I don't want to eat that I want to eat what I want to eat and she's going to want to watch a movie and I want to watch the movie I want to watch now she wants to watch blah blah blah and just whine like a little fucking girl. Even if that was all the case? Suck it the fuck up and get laid for the first time in 30 fucking years for fucksake..
Then he decided he wanted to be the only gym in the area that allowed independent trainers to come in and train there for dirt cheap rent provided they promised they wouldn't poach clients or existing members from the gyms staff trainers... Which was absolutely not enforceable. So the gyms staff Trainor's clientele slowly dwindled because we were not allowed, at least we weren't supposed to train independent clients and pocket the cash at a rate comparable to the other Independence who could charge less than the gym trainers if that makes.
Oh, and not only was the gym owner aware I was openly selling steroids in the gym and received a cut, as well as product for his own use, he even offered to invest in my business when he found out I could easily flip a $20,000 investment into a $375k if I did so online. Which was negotiated with a friend of mine who was a web designer who I introduced to my former friend when when my former realized we needed a web designer And it was well known and joked about that I kept better books and spreadsheets on my business then he did with his Notre Dame degree..
Once again I'm at 5% and I'm being beckoned so I'll continue this later when I have time if I remember. I've been a little busy lately you know with like real life shit
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Btw, the girl asked what i was laughing about earlier and I had to grab my phone, reach back around so the phones in front of her and show her your "back" pics,& again laughed.. This time right in her ear..(sorry sweetheart I cant figure out the Emojis here n my arm is going numb.lol).... that's how grown-up's sleep Vince. when you finally decide pay for one of those mail order brides. Of course then you'll have to move out of that what do they call it, single bed double bed? Whatever and maybe invest in a couple queen-size mattresses and pushing together so there will be room for both of your fat asses.. it wasn't too bad because she let out a laugh as well just as loud as mine and woke up the baby. You asked a question or something about you not knowing how to train back or whatever? Well yeah by your pictures it looks like you have no fucking clue how to train your back because it looks like absolute dogshit. Speaking of dogshit. Think ill take tgensognfornanwalk now that everybody's up at 3am again.
Oh, and speaking of somehow being incompetent as a trainer? I wasTE most competent and most experienced trainer in that gym. I was the trainer the other trainers came to for tips on training their clients.. I was the trainer who took the test for other trainers to get certified to train at that gym and I was the trainer who wrote out the programs for their clients and walk the trainers through the programs before they actually met with their client. When it comes to training I am a complete trainer. I'm not some numbnuts Flex magazine bodybuilder cookie cutter a workout personal trainer my clientele and Compasses everybody from high school and college athletes male and female, Fighters, Housewives in their twenties thirties forties fifties up to there 90s boo need to increase Mobility including hip and knee replacement rehab and prehab. I've taking a client a cancer survivor borderline morbidly obese down to a CrossFit girl where are the hamstrings and a deadlift none of your clients could ever hope to have, I have taken a client who was in a wheelchair for 1 year following a motorcycle accident and which his legs or broken and so any places so badly that his ankles were up near his shoulders, out of that wheelchair and out of his crutches within a year. Not only that I also helped him detox from his pain medication which included upwards of 60 Norcos per day. So you fucking obese worthless cucumber tit slob with so many fucking scratch marks on you you look like a fucking zebra, if you studied every day and retained as much knowledge as that fatherless raised by women trailer park dwelling African-American brain of yours can retain, in 20 years you could not acquire the amount of training knowledge or experience I have in the past 22, 18being professionally.
Remember, I drank too much off and on for about a year maybe a year-and-a-half although I never at work period ever last thing I would want is a client smelling booze on me dot-dot-dot however you've been obese your entire life, so who would it be more foolish taking training and nutrition advice from? ( and I won't even get into how many bodybuilders where are raging alcoholics such as Mike mentzer or Gunnar rosbo, or I won't mention Arnold washing back his post-workout chicken with a couple pictures of beer.... but I can't recall a single single one of them being morbidly obese. Maybe somebody can correct me on that, hell if I'm wrong I'm wrong
That is.all. dog can't wait a few hours, we are all going to bed
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A pile of rambling words with absolutely no cohesion whatsoever. That's ESPFraud aka Slingblade for you. You need to read back what you wrote because you owned yourself quite a few times.... ;D
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A pile of rambling words with absolutely no cohesion whatsoever. That's ESPFraud aka Slingblade for you. You need to read back what you wrote because you owned yourself quite a few times.... ;D
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A pile of rambling words with absolutely no cohesion whatsoever. That's ESPFraud aka Slingblade for you. You need to read back what you wrote because you owned yourself quite a few times.... ;D