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Title: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: Desolate on June 12, 2018, 06:44:21 PM
Who knew avocados were so dangerous? ::)

'The View' co-host Joy Behar hospitalized after cutting hand in avocado accident“

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On Tuesday’s episode of “The View,” co-host Joy Behar revealed she had to miss work Monday because she’d sliced open her hand cutting an avocado.

“Saturday night, on my way to the event at the retreat, I stabbed myself in the hand with a knife,” she explained. “I was trying to desperately eat something, so I was trying to open an avocado. So I stuck the knife into the pit to get it out … and I stabbed myself!”

At the hospital, where the 75-year-old stayed overnight and was administered an antibacterial drip to ward off infection, Behar was told that this sort of accident happens all the time.

Apparently there is a syndrome called avocado hand,” she said. “It’s real! The doctor said, ‘We get this all the time.’ And bagels also. Any time you’re holding the item, and you cut it, you can get this.”

Despite the pain she was in, Behar still had a sense of humor about the ordeal, even after her fellow panelists gave her a safety glove and an avocado slicer.

“I’ll leave the dicing to Rachael Ray and only buy ready-made guacamole. That’s it!” she joked.

Sounds like a solid plan.


The moron insults the president on a daily basis, but she can't even cut open a fruit. :o

What a dumb c-u-n-t.
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: Bindare_Dundat on June 12, 2018, 06:51:09 PM
She is one of the most annoying cuntz in tv history. She needs a swift backhand to her mouth at least a few times a week.
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: Desolate on June 12, 2018, 06:57:38 PM
I love that wig she wears.

Who does she think she is fooling?

(http://i65.tinypic.com/2nqv868.jpg)

Everything within the red outline is fake.
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: Fortress on June 12, 2018, 07:10:49 PM
Total kunto.

Too bad it wasn’t her throat.
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: SOMEPARTS on June 12, 2018, 07:26:40 PM
Cover up story for smashing a wine glass over Trump's Kim summit...
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: AbrahamG on June 12, 2018, 07:51:12 PM
Nice tits for an old hag.
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: Coach is Back! on June 12, 2018, 10:22:43 PM
I would have never guessed she was 75. Explains her delusions
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: Montague on June 13, 2018, 01:54:11 AM
Cover up story for smashing a wine glass over Trump's Kim summit...


 ;D
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: 20inch calves on June 13, 2018, 02:20:11 AM
She is a vile and disgusting human being
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: SuperTed on June 13, 2018, 02:34:03 AM
I sometimes watch clips of "The View" on Youtube. All the women on the panel are fucking morons but she's the biggest one.
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: IroNat on June 13, 2018, 03:44:39 AM
Breaking news:  Dems to pass law requiring background check and license to buy an avocado.
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 13, 2018, 09:22:33 AM
Who?
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: Pray_4_War on June 13, 2018, 09:28:36 AM
I can't believe people actually watch the view.  Annoying kunty grandmothers screeching about shit they don't understand.

Fuck Joy Behar.
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: Titus Pullo on June 14, 2018, 02:00:02 PM
She's ignorant as hell.  No matter how many times someone explains the nature of semi-auto firearms to her, she continues to think "pull and hold trigger = weapon fires continuously."

In some respects, Whoopi is even worse.  She claims to own guns but is mystified by the idea of hunting with an AR.  On many occasions, she's suggested that the AD has so much firepower, if one used the weapon to shoot a deer, "only the tail might be leff behint!"

It's a rifle, Guinan, not a bazooka or fucking phaser set to vaporize :/
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: IronMagazine.com on June 14, 2018, 02:01:19 PM
too bad she didn't stab herself in the eye.
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: Dokey111 on June 14, 2018, 02:01:29 PM
I can't believe people Getbiggers actually watch the view.  Annoying kunty grandmothers screeching about shit they don't understand.

Fuck Joy Behar.

oh yes i can
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: wes on June 15, 2018, 10:00:42 AM
I`d like to kick her in the throat repeatedly!   
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: dr.chimps on June 15, 2018, 11:20:43 AM
I sometimes watch clips of "The View" on Youtube. All the women on the panel are fucking morons but she's the biggest one.
Kinda like Coach on a political thread?
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: Agnostic007 on June 15, 2018, 11:33:29 AM
I think we are overlooking the most amazing thing about this thread, OP correctly referred to an avocado as a fruit. Impressive!
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: illuminati on June 15, 2018, 11:46:58 AM
She is one of the most annoying cuntz in tv history. She needs a swift backhand to her mouth at least a few times a week.

Advise her the correct procedure for cutting Avocados is by Holding the fruit in the Throat area.
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: Desolate on June 17, 2018, 10:49:36 AM
I think we are overlooking the most amazing thing about this thread, OP correctly referred to an avocado as a fruit. Impressive!

Awwwww...

Aren't you sweet. :-[

Me gots dis thinkin' 'n' knowin' stuff in betweens me ears. ;D ;)
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: Agnostic007 on June 17, 2018, 09:10:32 PM
Awwwww...

Aren't you sweet. :-[

Me gots dis thinkin' 'n' knowin' stuff in betweens me ears. ;D ;)

And words.. lots of words... you could be president one day.. don't kid yourself
Title: Re: Joy Behar = Moron
Post by: Parker on June 17, 2018, 10:09:19 PM
I can't believe people actually watch the view.  Annoying kunty grandmothers screeching about shit they don't understand.

Fuck Joy Behar.
I take it that you really meant is "make a good WYHI thread"?