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Title: Dindu nuffin moves to Syria, hilarity ensues
Post by: denarii on July 19, 2018, 03:02:25 PM
When Obama puts him on a hit list

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/how-to-survive-americas-kill-list-699334/

 ;D
Title: Re: Dindu nuffin moves to Syria, hilarity ensues
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on July 19, 2018, 04:10:18 PM
When Obama puts him on a hit list

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/how-to-survive-americas-kill-list-699334/

 ;D


Damn...that's not cool
Title: Re: Dindu nuffin moves to Syria, hilarity ensues
Post by: Thin Lizzy on July 19, 2018, 04:29:32 PM
When Obama puts him on a hit list

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/how-to-survive-americas-kill-list-699334/

 ;D

Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. LMAO:

In upscale white clubs where he sometimes performed, audiences would clap politely if his jokes missed. Not so much in the Brooklyn clubs he worked. The mostly black audiences there let him have it when he was off.

“Black folks always want to get involved in the act, you know what I’m saying?” he recalls, laughing. “Then you gotta respond with some ‘Yo mama’s so fat’ jokes just to get them to sit down and shut up.”
Title: Re: Dindu nuffin moves to Syria, hilarity ensues
Post by: Hypo on July 19, 2018, 05:29:33 PM
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“One of the guys said, ‘You know what? I heard you get $20,000 for kidnapping an American.’”

Kareem pauses as he recalls the scene. He would have stood out in that crowd, as he does everywhere in the Middle East: a black New Yorker with a loud belly laugh.

“You’ve got these nanoseconds to come up with some kind of response,” he explains. “You don’t want them to see you sweat.”

All the eyes in the room turned toward Kareem. Would this American fetch $20,000?

“Nah, man,” he said to his audience. “That’s just for the white ones.”

The room roared with laughter.

“I was like, ‘Phew,’” Kareem says. Then, slipping out: “‘All right, guys, I gotta go.’”

Haha. He should've tossed them a live grenade when he left.
Title: Re: Dindu nuffin moves to Syria, hilarity ensues
Post by: funk51 on July 21, 2018, 01:10:42 PM
would have loved to see kramer play a black comedy club..