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Title: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: funk51 on January 16, 2019, 12:29:30 PM
 ???  keep in mind Cleopatra was 18 at the beginning of her reign and not black. she died at 39 years of age.
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Kwon on January 16, 2019, 12:34:46 PM
???  keep in mind Cleopatra was 18 at the beginning of her reign and not black. she died at 39 years of age.

What about Ciara Renée, Whoopi Goldberg, Gal Gadot or Woody Allen?

(https://i.redd.it/1d85ab7xeiyz.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/6DnlF3N.jpg)
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: ratherbebig on January 16, 2019, 12:52:18 PM
how about an obese asian transgender mongoloid midget?

the oscar is almost guaranteed
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Mitch on January 16, 2019, 12:55:49 PM
how about an obese asian transgender mongoloid midget?

the oscar is almost guaranteed
amputee or not?
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 16, 2019, 01:19:48 PM
Lady Gaga as the anorexic Jolie might croak mid production.
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Randomum on January 16, 2019, 10:47:01 PM
Bruce Jenner?
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Griffith on January 16, 2019, 11:10:28 PM
Cleopatra was Macedonian Greek, of the Ptolemy dynasty. The Ptolemaic Kingdom was created by Ptolemy, one of the Generals of Alexander the Great.

It was a Macedonian royal family and regime which ruled over Egypt at the time, even though all local Egyptian practises were kept intact. They ruled as traditional Pharaohs.

After the death of Alexander the Great, his Generals carved up the Empire between each other, this included the Ptolemaic Kingdom of Egypt, the Seleucid Empire which ruled from the Syria to modern Pakistan, and even a Greek Buddhist state, the Greco-Bactrian Kingdom, ruling on the borders of India for hundreds of years.

Cleopatra VII:
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Moontrane on January 16, 2019, 11:39:31 PM
???  keep in mind Cleopatra was 18 at the beginning of her reign and not black. she died at 39 years of age.

Whites only and youthful?  Amber Heard or Blake Lively. 

One of my sons worked with Amber and appreciated her rear.  Blake is luminous onscreen.

(https://ksassets.timeincuk.net/wp/uploads/sites/55/2017/11/Amber-Heard-920x584.jpg) (https://scstylecaster.files.wordpress.com/2018/09/blake-lively.jpg)
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: SOMEPARTS on January 16, 2019, 11:51:16 PM
It'll be Rhianna....

 ;D
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Griffith on January 16, 2019, 11:58:04 PM
It'll be Rhianna....

 ;D

It could end up something like that.

Don't know how they will reconcile that with Cleopatra being a Macedonian with fair skin and reddish hair.
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: G_Thang on January 17, 2019, 12:00:49 AM
Whites only and youthful?  Amber Heard or Blake Lively. 

One of my sons worked with Amber and appreciated her rear.  Blake is luminous onscreen.

(https://ksassets.timeincuk.net/wp/uploads/sites/55/2017/11/Amber-Heard-920x584.jpg) (https://scstylecaster.files.wordpress.com/2018/09/blake-lively.jpg)

The first one was good in Aquaman.  I have no clue who #2 is. I'm thinking a young hybrid between Iman and Monica Belluci is more accurate, based on the time frame, climate, region, and people.  
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: kreator on January 17, 2019, 02:44:56 AM
Why should a female play the role? Are you saying men aren’t equal?
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Kwon on January 17, 2019, 02:56:22 AM
Why should a female play the role? Are you saying men aren’t equal?

Did you just assume Cleopatra's gender?
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on January 17, 2019, 03:06:15 AM
Cher obviously.
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: The Scott on January 17, 2019, 04:07:20 AM
It'll be the one willing to mate with anything on and off screen.  That pretty much narrows it down to all of Hollyweird, male to female and everything in between.  Yuck...

BeOnce will get a nose job in an effort to win the role.  She'll claim that Cleopaterer was accidentally bleached while practicing to be mummifed.

This should be quite the mockumentary.
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: kreator on January 17, 2019, 04:07:32 AM
Did you just assume Cleopatra's gender?

My bad Sir ... or Ma’am
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: IroNat on January 17, 2019, 05:46:43 AM
Cleopatra was Macedonian so somebody who is that.
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Pray_4_War on January 17, 2019, 06:38:40 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=651343.0;attach=769636;image)

What a hottie. 

(https://i.gifer.com/DrYm.gif)
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: milone79 on January 17, 2019, 06:44:34 AM
Nobody!! Hollywood should instead try coming out with some fresh ideas for a fucking change!! Cleopatra has been done already!! You'd think with all those big brained Jews in Hollywood Pedophile land they could come up with more original movie ideas!!
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Griffith on January 17, 2019, 07:01:14 AM
A white military regime ruling over the Egyptian locals after conquering them and then worshipped as gods for hundreds of years.

This story will go down great with the media.
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: cart@@n on January 17, 2019, 08:26:35 AM
The only chance they will choose a white woman is if they cast Bruce Caitlyn Gender.
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: ilalin on January 17, 2019, 08:27:55 AM
why not a brown girl?
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Griffith on January 17, 2019, 08:39:46 AM
why not a brown girl?

Because Cleopatra was Macedonian as was the ruling dynasty for hundreds of years before her.
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Fortress on January 17, 2019, 09:17:14 AM
Maybe that gorgeous chocolate lady from the all-broad Ghostbusters?
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Flexacon on January 17, 2019, 10:09:18 AM
Whites were always playing non white historical figures in moves so yeah don't be surprised if you get someone like Rhianna playing the role
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: G_Thang on January 17, 2019, 10:21:29 AM
Whites were always playing non white historical figures in moves so yeah don't be surprised if you get someone like Rhianna playing the role

no way

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/61/82/c6/6182c651c8c3e6192de7a2865c00c95f.jpg)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6XDnUiyLF38/UQ_SIEUl2OI/AAAAAAAAOso/7WIp9QCejho/s1600/Othello+Laurence+Olivier.jpg)

(https://iblogalot3.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/johnny-depp_tonto.jpg?w=760)

(https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/dailyprogress.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/0/14/014d8e81-dade-5f05-b86c-9225f86c9f8d/5b7b02c776bbb.image.jpg?resize=400%2C267)
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Kwon on January 17, 2019, 12:57:57 PM
no way

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/61/82/c6/6182c651c8c3e6192de7a2865c00c95f.jpg)

She didn't play an Injun.

Mary McDonnell plays Stands With a Fist, a white woman who was found, adopted, and raised by Indians when she was just four years old.
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: IRON CROSS on January 17, 2019, 01:30:15 PM
Cleopatra was Macedonian Greek, of the Ptolemy dynasty. The Ptolemaic Kingdom was created by Ptolemy, one of the Generals of Alexander the Great.

It was a Macedonian royal family and regime which ruled over Egypt at the time, even though all local Egyptian practises were kept intact. They ruled as traditional Pharaohs.

After the death of Alexander the Great, his Generals carved up the Empire between each other, this included the Ptolemaic Kingdom of Egypt, the Seleucid Empire which ruled from the Syria to modern Pakistan, and even a Greek Buddhist state, the Greco-Bactrian Kingdom, ruling on the borders of India for hundreds of years.

Cleopatra VII:


sorry to correct U : PRIMITIVE  (not "modern") Pakistan  ;)
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Griffith on January 17, 2019, 10:45:30 PM

sorry to correct U : PRIMITIVE  (not "modern") Pakistan  ;)

Yes, my mistake, the words 'modern' and 'pakistan' should never be near each other!
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: obsidian on January 18, 2019, 12:00:08 AM
She didn't play an Injun.

Mary McDonnell plays Stands With a Fist, a white woman who was found, adopted, and raised by Indians when she was just four years old.
Good call it is like he never even watched the movie lol?!
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Taffin on January 18, 2019, 12:49:05 AM
Maybe that gorgeous chocolate lady from the all-broad Ghostbusters?

 :o

Wow - the Fortress sarcasm game nearly blew my mind here - took me a good couple of seconds to process my silent "WTF!?" before I legit LOL'ed!  ;D




(Edit following a brief Google):

Sheesh! Someone let the Exec Prod know that the make-up budget just doubled!

(https://rollingout.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/leslie-jones.png)
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Taffin on January 18, 2019, 12:55:46 AM
Haha - no way, I'd heard about this but never saw a shot of him in the role...


(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6XDnUiyLF38/UQ_SIEUl2OI/AAAAAAAAOso/7WIp9QCejho/s1600/Othello+Laurence+Olivier.jpg)



Another one I remembered when I saw your pics - Bond san, in 'You Only Live Twice'

(https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/flx-editorial-wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/OnlyLiveTwice.jpg)


Very convincing, hai Sean..?   ::) ;D

(http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/media/Sep2011/JapaneseBond.jpg)



Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: IroNat on January 18, 2019, 05:29:24 AM
(https://nyppagesix.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/gettyimages-611654178.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=1200)
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 18, 2019, 05:46:30 AM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ5KZZT7OGZdvyeIDcas6tunLOo4z84L0xVf50jHp4fHlhSd30E)

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTNlnZsM4O7TSc7YOeQt3QJ2soDBSLKAzP_wXFPypweLAQWBLYO)
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Kwon on April 25, 2023, 03:59:28 PM
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 25, 2023, 11:41:16 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ5KZZT7OGZdvyeIDcas6tunLOo4z84L0xVf50jHp4fHlhSd30E)

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His Tai Chi was awesome in Kill Bill.
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: Kwon on April 25, 2023, 11:59:09 PM
(Edit following a brief Google):

Sheesh! Someone let the Exec Prod know that the make-up budget just doubled!

(https://rollingout.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/leslie-jones.png)

WOW! It's that gorgeous chocolate lady from GhostBusters!
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: falco on April 26, 2023, 06:20:38 AM
Cleopatra was black FACT!
Title: Re: who should play Cleopatra in this new biopic ?
Post by: GymnJuice on April 26, 2023, 10:04:58 AM
Cleopatra was black FACT!

Was she an OG Hebrew or a Moop?