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Title: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Matt on July 23, 2019, 12:33:02 AM
Does anyone know what became of IronAge female bodybuilder Melissa Dettwiller?

Someone posted a photo of Melissa showing her balloon knot, with the image uploaded as melissawipebetter.jpg, LOL.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: sway on July 23, 2019, 02:20:54 AM
Got married to a sugar daddy and moved away from Vegas and had a kid with him. He was doctor, but is now currently in prison. She moved to the town by the prison so she can see him more often.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 23, 2019, 02:37:46 AM
So she's available? ;D
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Rambone on July 23, 2019, 03:23:25 AM
I retired my grass-stained New Balances the day she stopped schmoe squating
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Irongrip400 on July 23, 2019, 03:32:01 AM
She did a lot of girl on girl porn. Did some with Denise Masino.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Rambone on July 23, 2019, 03:36:22 AM
She did a lot of girl on girl porn. Did some with Denise Masino.

Who had the bigger bean?
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Matt on July 23, 2019, 03:43:51 AM
Who had the bigger bean?

Last I checked, Denise Masino's clit could feed the Marine Corps.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: deadz on July 23, 2019, 10:02:11 AM
My favorite filthy BB bitch.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: YngiweRhoads on July 23, 2019, 04:59:25 PM
Pumpgirl haha
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: chaos on July 23, 2019, 06:00:15 PM
https://tour.ftvideo.com/view.php?i=content/genex/contests/2012/USAs/5649_NPCUSAsFinals_0910f.jpg&t=7&l=8922&s=6

This is supposed to be a recent pic of her when she attended the NPC USA.
Looks very healthy, pretty and well adjusted.
Word on another forum was she remarried after that doc former hubby died.
No desire to get back into serious BB and enjoys raising ducks.

I wish her well and it looks like she got out before any crazy shot ruined her life.
Clearly says 2012
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: tres_taco_combo on July 23, 2019, 07:20:52 PM
I retired my grass-stained New Balances the day she stopped schmoe squating

one of the best photos ever on getbig
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on July 24, 2019, 04:35:24 AM
got any updated pics of her?

slurp
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: dan18 on July 24, 2019, 06:40:09 AM
got any updated pics of her?

slurp
No she fell of the map even her instagram has all old pics
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Joe Pietaro on July 24, 2019, 10:52:11 AM
According to Angela Salvagno (who said that Melissa was her favorite to do girl-on-girl scenes with), she is married and retired from the adult industry. Shame...
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Fortress on July 24, 2019, 10:58:06 AM
Such a dirty whore.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: a_pupil on July 24, 2019, 11:15:10 AM
According to Angela Salvagno (who said that Melissa was her favorite to do girl-on-girl scenes with), she is married and retired from the adult industry. Shame...

Does angela salvagno still do porn?

They need to use proper directors because nearly all of the fbb porn was a bit shit, and wouldn't really be fap worthy to anyone besides the most dedicated schmoes.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Rambone on July 24, 2019, 11:18:12 AM
Does angela salvagno still do porn?

They need to use proper directors because nearly all of the fbb porn was a bit shit, and wouldn't really be fap worthy to anyone besides the most dedicated schmoes.

LOL!!!
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Rambone on July 24, 2019, 11:21:27 AM
one of the best photos ever on getbig

I would pay good money to see that guy’s schedule that day. I’m thinking it looked something like...

9:00-10:30 Mow the lawn with push mower


(https://www.lamuscle.com/images/dynamic/236883.jpg)
10:30-10:45 Denise arrives early. No time to shower or even take off my grass-stained sneakers. She starts muscle worship session and begins establishing dominance


(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91tt2V99WOL._AC_UL320_.jpg)
10:45-10:50 Denise challenges me to arm wrestling best out of 3 further establishing dominance and humiliated schmoe buildup.


(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81uTR6gS+7L._AC_UL320_.jpg)
10:50-11:15 Denise performs 5 sets of 10 schmoe squats supersetted with scissor holds


(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcRaU0pJ8_xorfcN55gic3ho7f3vifITdTfXzJJm5sKw51SgJSR5)
11:15-11:16 In a display of absolute shame and humiliation, I lay helplessly on the floor as Denise poses as the clear victor. I’m fully emasculated yet oddly obtaining a rock-hard erection.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: a_pupil on July 24, 2019, 11:45:34 AM
I would pay good money to see that guy’s schedule that day. I’m thinking it looked something like...

9:00-10:30 Mow the lawn with push mower


(https://www.lamuscle.com/images/dynamic/236883.jpg)
10:30-10:45 Denise arrives early. No time to shower and change. She starts muscle worship session and and begins establishing dominance


(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91tt2V99WOL._AC_UL320_.jpg)
10:45-10:50 Denise challenges me to arm wrestling best out of 3 further establishing dominance and humiliated schmoe buildup.


(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81uTR6gS+7L._AC_UL320_.jpg)
10:50-11:15 Denise performs 5 sets of 10 schmoe squats supersetted with scissor holds


(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcRaU0pJ8_xorfcN55gic3ho7f3vifITdTfXzJJm5sKw51SgJSR5)
11:15-11:16 In a display of absolute shame and humiliation, I lay helplessly on the floor as Denise poses as the clear victor. I’m fully emasculated yet oddly obtaining a rock-hard erection.

 :o

denise oozed sex appeal there.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Nails on July 24, 2019, 11:47:46 AM
 https://www.xvideos.com/video6653358/the_room_to_be_nude_preparing_the_show (https://www.xvideos.com/video6653358/the_room_to_be_nude_preparing_the_show)
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Rambone on July 24, 2019, 03:08:18 PM
:o

denise oozed sex appeal there.

Yes. She also oozed oily orange roughy shits on the floor of golds venice. Super steamy
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: a_pupil on July 24, 2019, 03:27:39 PM
Yes. She also oozed oily orange roughy shits on the floor of golds venice. Super steamy

moments like that must have been heaven for her schmoes in there like tommywishbone
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Rambone on July 24, 2019, 03:36:01 PM
moments like that must have been heaven for her schmoes in there like tommywishbone

LOL!! I bet big Tom had his own share of schmoes himself. I’m hoping all of the offers were turned down, and he paid the bills from selling gear to Mike ‘O Hearn instead. I can’t remember where I heard the classic schmoe stories of Golds Venice. I think it was from a podcast with the former manager/model (Mike Ryan?) that worked there. One even involved a schmoe getting off on a bodybuilder smashing a parakeet to smithereens. I’ll try to find it.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: MAXX on July 24, 2019, 03:45:52 PM
https://www.xvideos.com/video6653358/the_room_to_be_nude_preparing_the_show (https://www.xvideos.com/video6653358/the_room_to_be_nude_preparing_the_show)
jeesh... she has a penis! Shame could have been pretty as a female.

https://www.xvideos.com/video12689395/nude_female_bodybuilder_melissa_dettwiller_plays_with_her_huge_clit
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Hypertrophy on July 24, 2019, 09:57:17 PM
I used to train in the same gym as Melissa back in the late 90's before I moved from southern La.*
Body Elite Gym in Houma, La, was hardcore and the owner Larry Blanchard went nuts in 2011.
https://www.houmatoday.com/article/DA/20110113/News/608090024/HC/

Melissa started to market herself as the "MuscleDoll" and was one of the sexiest female bodybuilders of that era.
Gym owner Larry B. started this Louisiana Bikini team , got divorced and married a much younger model ( Nicole)
I think this is how Melissa got started in sexy modeling.

Sounds like bullshit, BUT Melissa D. didn't like doing the drugs and was always concerned about losing her feminine look.
Yes, she did some cycles for a bit, but stopped and competed off drugs in the later stages of her BB life.
Melissa was fearful of the negative changes steroids could cause in her hair line and booty roundness.
She won the FBB overall in the 2005 NPC La and the 2007 NPC Team U ( drug tested).

I didn't know her well, but remember her as a serious trainer with stellar genetics for female bodybuilding or modern FPD or FIGURE.
Hurricane Katrina destroyed their home, so I believe they moved to Vegas and she eventually remarried.
Today she'd be in her early 40's and out of bodybuilding or sexy films for at least 10 years now.

Ironic how her sexy looks and erotic modeling and films made her more popular then many top pro female BB's.
I enjoy seeing her pics and quite pleased to see she moved on to a wholesome and happy lifestyle.
Kinda sad  that many aspects that go with hardcore BB can lead to dysfunctional lives.
I guess some need  to AVOID the hardcore bodybuilding lifestyle to enjoy life as they age. ???


Interesting background info- thanks for posting it.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Fortress on July 25, 2019, 10:17:25 AM
She always seemed like a sweet, sincere girl and I'm glad she landed in a wholesome , happy lifestyle.


Fuck out of here.

Dirty whore with bolt-ons, a penoris and multiple clam piercings. Made videos showing her ramming dildos into her scuzzy twathole.

“Wholesome” LOL

She’s sincere alright. Sincere about being a dirty whore.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Taffin on July 25, 2019, 10:43:36 AM
Fuck out of here.

Dirty whore with bolt-ons, a penoris and multiple clam piercings. Made videos showing her ramming dildos into her scuzzy twathole.

“Wholesome” LOL

She’s sincere alright. Sincere about being a dirty whore.



Ew - horrible.




Erm...

Link pls?  (Asking for a friend)
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Fortress on July 25, 2019, 11:15:09 AM
I'm not talking about the stuff she did during her hardcore bodybuilding years.
We all know what kind of stuff she posed for.

I'm referring to her recent years that she's been away from bodybuilding.
From the info I gleaned, she's remarried and living a wholesome , quiet life .
For all I know she could be selling videos of her lighting farts LOL...but I doubt it.

Dirty. Whore.

Once a whore always a whore.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Fortress on July 25, 2019, 11:17:46 AM
Any ass plowing scenes she was in?

* asking for a friend  ;)

What’s up with you fellas.

Just click on the provided link in this thread and then peruse her scuzz videos to your heart’s desire.

Me, I think she’s gross.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: dan18 on July 25, 2019, 11:31:58 AM
What’s up with you fellas.

Just click on the provided link in this thread and then peruse her scuzz videos to your heart’s desire.

Me, I think she’s gross.
she was sexy before the gear and implants she just had a weird pudge nose
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Big Daddy Caine on July 25, 2019, 11:46:27 AM
Most recent pic I was able to find
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: a_pupil on July 25, 2019, 12:37:45 PM
I'm not talking about the stuff she did during her hardcore bodybuilding years.
We all know what kind of stuff she posed for.

I'm referring to her recent years that she's been away from bodybuilding.
From the info I gleaned, she's remarried and living a wholesome , quiet life .
For all I know she could be selling videos of her lighting farts LOL...but I doubt it.

never mind fortress, he's our resident angry alcoholic uncle.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Rambone on July 25, 2019, 12:56:48 PM
Most recent pic I was able to find

Kept the tits. Good for her
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Bevo on July 25, 2019, 03:17:42 PM
LOL, I don't drink booze and I'm not angry.
However, I'd put my nose crack deep and let Missy D fart up  my left nostril.  ;D

I can’t wait for the metoo movement to put your ass away  :D
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: a_pupil on July 25, 2019, 05:04:09 PM
LOL, I don't drink booze and I'm not angry.
However, I'd put my nose crack deep and let Missy D fart up  my left nostril.  ;D

I meant fortress is our resident bitter drunk uncle.

nearly every post you see from him is lashing out at something or someone lol
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: tres_taco_combo on July 25, 2019, 08:07:13 PM
I used to train in the same gym as Melissa back in the late 90's before I moved from southern La.*
Body Elite Gym in Houma, La, was hardcore and the owner Larry Blanchard went nuts in 2011.
https://www.houmatoday.com/article/DA/20110113/News/608090024/HC/

Melissa started to market herself as the "MuscleDoll" and was one of the sexiest female bodybuilders of that era.
Gym owner Larry B. started this Louisiana Bikini team , got divorced and married a much younger model ( Nicole)
I think this is how Melissa got started in sexy modeling.

Sounds like bullshit, BUT Melissa D. didn't like doing the drugs and was always concerned about losing her feminine look.
Yes, she did some cycles for a bit, but stopped and competed off drugs in the later stages of her BB life.
Melissa was fearful of the negative changes steroids could cause in her hair line and booty roundness.
She won the FBB overall in the 2005 NPC La and the 2007 NPC Team U ( drug tested).

I didn't know her well, but remember her as a serious trainer with stellar genetics for female bodybuilding or modern FPD or FIGURE.
Hurricane Katrina destroyed their home, so I believe they moved to Vegas and she eventually remarried.
Today she'd be in her early 40's and out of bodybuilding or sexy films for at least 10 years now.

Ironic how her sexy looks and erotic modeling and films made her more popular then many top pro female BB's.
I enjoy seeing her pics and quite pleased to see she moved on to a wholesome and happy lifestyle.
Kinda sad  that many aspects that go with hardcore BB can lead to dysfunctional lives.
I guess some need  to AVOID the hardcore bodybuilding lifestyle to enjoy life as they age. ???


interesting read
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: AbrahamG on July 25, 2019, 08:19:49 PM
As long as she never did any scat video's, she's alright by me.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Matt on July 26, 2019, 12:37:44 AM
Melissa Wipebetter?
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on July 26, 2019, 06:00:18 AM
Most recent pic I was able to find
Still looks great. HOF.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on July 26, 2019, 06:03:07 AM
I generally liked her until I saw that nauseating clit. I would call it a penis. Disgusting.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: dan18 on July 26, 2019, 06:21:01 AM
I generally liked her until I saw that nauseating clit. I would call it a penis. Disgusting.
I wonder does the penoris shrink back at all when they come off gear she needs to post a new beaver shot to be sure  ;D
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: IroNat on July 26, 2019, 08:33:08 AM

She always seemed like a sweet, sincere girl...


 ???
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Taffin on July 26, 2019, 10:18:59 AM
As long as she never did any scat video's, she's alright by me.

Fussy...

...Outbound only and I'm still in...
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Rambone on July 26, 2019, 10:24:11 AM
Melissa Wipebetter?

Would take a butter knife to it and smear it on some Ezekiel toast.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Fortress on July 26, 2019, 10:25:44 AM
I meant fortress is our resident bitter drunk uncle.

nearly every post you see from him is lashing out at something or someone lol

I’m a happy-go-lucky fellow, sir.

You’re welcome to visit with Fortress and witness my cheer. There’s always a frothy mug of root beer here for you and plenty of metal.

 :)

Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Joe Pietaro on July 26, 2019, 10:42:55 AM
Does angela salvagno still do porn?

They need to use proper directors because nearly all of the fbb porn was a bit shit, and wouldn't really be fap worthy to anyone besides the most dedicated schmoes.

She most certainly does. One of my favorites and she is a fun interview, as well. She laughed her ass off when Gregg Valentino and I were interviewing her years ago when I likened her clit to "an explosion in a roast beef factory." (I must admit that I head that line on The Opie and Anthony Show but couldn't resist since it was appropriately used.)
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Fortress on July 26, 2019, 11:44:00 AM
I started drinking Mr Frostie Diet root beer.  Kick ass flavor
Plus, I love the bearded old schmoe mascot figure
https://www.amazon.com/Frostie-Soda-Diet-Root-Bottles/dp/B001SB42BI/ref=sr_1_4?hvadid=77859219890571&hvbmt=bp&hvdev=c&hvqmt=p&keywords=frostie+root+beer&qid=1564163144&s=gateway&sr=8-4

Wow. That sounds delicious. I’ll try to score some. Thank you.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: a_pupil on July 27, 2019, 04:19:19 PM
She most certainly does. One of my favorites and she is a fun interview, as well. She laughed her ass off when Gregg Valentino and I were interviewing her years ago when I likened her clit to "an explosion in a roast beef factory." (I must admit that I head that line on The Opie and Anthony Show but couldn't resist since it was appropriately used.)

lol.

you need to get grizzly jnr to do a show interacting with a female. talking to a girl will do him good.

I don't know why but the high androgens look suits her face for some reason  ;D.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: The Scott on July 27, 2019, 06:01:18 PM
Fuck out of here.

Dirty whore with bolt-ons, a penoris and multiple clam piercings. Made videos showing her ramming dildos into her scuzzy twathole.

“Wholesome” LOL

She’s sincere alright. Sincere about being a dirty whore.

Fortress is rarely wrong.  In other words, he's right.  Again.  Well said, sir.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Sir Bigness on July 29, 2019, 08:41:52 PM
 :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: IroNat on July 30, 2019, 04:27:02 AM
Just because she made all those raunchy XXX vids where she had lezbo sex and stuck objects up her orifices doesn't mean she's not a sweet, caring woman you'd take home to Mother.

Some of you people are too judgemental.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on July 30, 2019, 04:53:34 AM
Fuck out of here.

Dirty whore with bolt-ons, a penoris and multiple clam piercings. Made videos showing her ramming dildos into her scuzzy twathole.

“Wholesome” LOL

She’s sincere alright. Sincere about being a dirty whore.

beautifully phrased, sir!
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Sir Bigness on July 31, 2019, 07:41:03 PM
*Bump* Because...holy!!  :o
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Nails on August 02, 2019, 12:46:43 PM
https://www.redtube.com/1050458 (https://www.redtube.com/1050458)
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 02, 2019, 02:47:12 PM
I'm not withdrawing my previous comment, but I did enjoy that intrepid video of Melissa sticking a bona fide dildo up her ajar asshole.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: AbrahamG on August 06, 2019, 09:27:10 PM
I'm not withdrawing my previous comment, but I did enjoy that intrepid video of Melissa sticking a bona fide dildo up her ajar asshole.

An often, overlooked, essential detail.

Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: herne on August 03, 2021, 03:03:35 AM
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Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: TheAnimal on August 03, 2021, 03:08:47 AM
I would pay good money to see that guy’s schedule that day. I’m thinking it looked something like...

9:00-10:30 Mow the lawn with push mower


(https://www.lamuscle.com/images/dynamic/236883.jpg)
10:30-10:45 Denise arrives early. No time to shower or even take off my grass-stained sneakers. She starts muscle worship session and begins establishing dominance

This is exactly the way I would picture the stereotype schmoe. Sneakers fit perfectly.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 03, 2021, 03:14:30 AM
Just because she made all those raunchy XXX vids where she had lezbo sex and stuck objects up her orifices doesn't mean she's not a sweet, caring woman you'd take home to Mother.

Some of you people are too judgemental.
Or to mother your children.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: a_pupil on August 03, 2021, 04:18:20 AM
Just noticed Howard's posts are deleted.

Did blechmen pay off another one?
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: IroNat on August 03, 2021, 07:21:12 AM
Or to mother your children.

Or your neighbor's children.

She is one hot chick.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Taffin on August 03, 2021, 07:25:16 AM
Just noticed Howard's posts are deleted.

Did blechmen pay off another one?

Haha - funny how great minds think alike - I was confused by this myself when I noticed the same thing.  So I just had a quick scamper round the site and it looks like he spat the dummy out on the 22nd of July over on the Politics board.  And from the comments by other posters - mostly mods it must be said - it appears he has form in this area

Shame - he seemed OK to me - one too many fart jokes, but people in glass houses...  ;D
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: sway on August 03, 2021, 07:39:29 AM
Melissa has been battling cancer for about the last year. She has a child and her ex is in prison for something unrelated to her. I know it’s been really rough for her.
I’m not friends with her, but I know a couple people really close to her.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: IroNat on August 03, 2021, 09:02:59 AM
That sucks.

Hope she beats the Big C.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: a_pupil on August 03, 2021, 09:54:06 AM
Damn. Not being funny but you feel a certain way towards someone you've seen porn of.

Seemed like a nice girl. Hope she pulls through.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 03, 2021, 11:15:52 AM
Damn. Not being funny but you feel a certain way towards someone you've seen porn of.

Seemed like a nice girl. Hope she pulls through.
Love? :-\
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Automation on August 03, 2021, 01:36:17 PM
Love? :-\

Hard on, due to imminent necro-wank.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: a_pupil on August 03, 2021, 01:41:10 PM
Love? :-\

Pm me nudes so I can confirm lol.

You might forget some competitors after you don't see them for a few years. But it's tough to forget someone like Melissa who you've seen nude so many times.

Girls need to think long and hard about their life choices.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: AbrahamG on August 03, 2021, 09:53:17 PM
Melissa has been battling cancer for about the last year. She has a child and her ex is in prison for something unrelated to her. I know it’s been really rough for her.
I’m not friends with her, but I know a couple people really close to her.

This takes her out of my spank bank until she is in remission.  Out of respect of course.  Even without hair, she is strikingly beautiful. 
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 04, 2021, 03:22:34 AM
Pm me nudes so I can confirm lol.

You might forget some competitors after you don't see them for a few years. But it's tough to forget someone like Melissa who you've seen nude so many times.

Girls need to think long and hard about their life choices.
She was thinking of long and hard things when she took those photos.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: wes on August 04, 2021, 04:25:16 AM
Damn that`s fucked up....I hope she makes a full recovery.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Howard on August 04, 2021, 09:04:45 AM
Wow. That sounds delicious. I’ll try to score some. Thank you.

Here ya go with a taste test result .
The Mr Frostie looks like some demented old goat fuker

Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Howard on August 04, 2021, 09:38:14 AM
Damn. Not being funny but you feel a certain way towards someone you've seen porn of.

Seemed like a nice girl. Hope she pulls through.

I actually   knew her from some casual interaction at the Houma gym.
She was an aspiring , natural BB  back then and was a cute young lady.

Like most pro BB wannabees , she quickly learned that wasn't a viable career path.
The gym owner , Larry Blanchard* made her aware of "other options".
*** https://www.houmatimes.com/news/body-builder-kills-self-after-shooting-wife/

He ended up being a total psycho and  led Melissa down a bad lifestyle path.

I've been around bodybuilding for 45 years and it's always had a large "seedy side".
Drug dealing often involves more then steroids to make bigger $$.
Schmoes and paid sexual "favors" are lot more common then most casual trainers realize.

I wasn't anything too great as a BB. I ended my own pro dreams to avoid that  "lifestyle".
My path involved finishing college, getting a conventional career and competing without  any more "vit S".
It was sensible , BUT, it sentences you to bodybuilding obscurity. Some , like Melissa can't accept that fate.

Like other attractive young females, Melissa just got caught up in the existing hardcore BB culture.
I'm not excusing or defending this lifestyle, but, it's VERY common for those trying to make it in contests.

Eventually Melissa's contest advancement  stalled and she veered into making  $$ in the sex film industry.
As you get more into the hardcore BB culture, you get more removed from "normal" society and values.

Eventually, she likely found this  lifestyle lacking  and  left it. How or exactly why , I wouldn't know.
Obviously, she had problems in her married life  with her hubby doc is in jail for "something" ???
I sincerely hope raising her child provided her some lasting love and joy. Melissia really is a sweet spirit.


I'm very sorry to see her bald on chemo, fighting cancer now. She's had a life filled with short lasting happiness.
Many of her problems were "self imposed" by making bad, long term choices.
She always took great care to look good and it's sad to see her situation now.
Obviously , I didn't keep up with her and wasn't a close friend when I did know her,  years ago.

I'll always prefer to think of her as the cute, aspiring "muscle doll", I knew from the past . ;)



Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Howard on August 04, 2021, 10:00:10 AM
Haha - funny how great minds think alike - I was confused by this myself when I noticed the same thing.  So I just had a quick scamper round the site and it looks like he spat the dummy out on the 22nd of July over on the Politics board.  And from the comments by other posters - mostly mods it must be said - it appears he has form in this area

Shame - he seemed OK to me - one too many fart jokes, but people in glass houses...  ;D

I've been on/off Get Big since it first started over 20 years ago.
Obviously, many others on here  don't like or agree with  my posted opinions.

In my 2+ decades of posting here, I've been called every name and insult available.
Some is clever and makes me laugh, while most is silly, pointless and not worth thinking about.

I was never anything great or famous in the world of contest BB.
BUT, it's such a small, insular sport, I met many people and learned a lot of things, etc.
LOL, I've even met and spoke with original GetBig owner - Ron Aviden, at major contests over the years.

For whatever reason, I tend to get a lot more negative feedback on a variety of my posts/threads.
Considering I rarely insult anyone or post cruel insults, I find that ironic.
I suspect most are just trolling , looking for attention or a laugh, etc
Maybe, I touch a nerve with some on the topics I post about or the comments I make?

In the end, for me,  this is mostly entertainment and when It gets old, I take a break for awhile.


Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Howard on August 04, 2021, 10:17:04 AM
never mind fortress, he's our resident angry alcoholic uncle.

I never drink booze, rarely get angry, no kids , but I am an uncle.

Being such a popular figure on getbig, could go to my head...and it does. :o
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: CalvinH on August 07, 2021, 06:32:53 AM
If I remember correctly she had to evacuate where she was living during Hurricane Katrina and that she left her pet or pets behind to fend for themselves.


...If that's the case then fuck her.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: a_pupil on August 07, 2021, 07:08:01 AM
I never drink booze, rarely get angry, no kids , but I am an uncle.

Being such a popular figure on getbig, could go to my head...and it does. :o

I meant fortress.

By the way, where's the classic MoB gives a pep talk to howard video gone? That's probably in the top 10 greatest bodybuilding videos of all time, just behind kai greene preps his grapefruit, pumping iron, total rebuild, blood and guts and the 2 ronnie dvds.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: The Scott on August 07, 2021, 07:09:04 AM
Just because she made all those raunchy XXX vids where she had lezbo sex and stuck objects up her orifices doesn't mean she's not a sweet, caring woman you'd take home to Mother.

Some of you people are too judgemental.

Ewwwww...Salt the bitch!  And yeah...I am really judgmental, which in essence means I am more than able to judge the mental of society.   ;D
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 07, 2021, 07:42:04 AM
Just because she made all those raunchy XXX vids where she had lezbo sex and stuck objects up her orifices doesn't mean she's not a sweet, caring woman you'd take home to Mother.

Some of you people are too judgemental.

Remember when someone on Getbig said she was a wholesome woman?
Fucking hell...  :D  ;D
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: a_pupil on August 07, 2021, 07:47:09 AM
Remember when someone on Getbig said she was a wholesome woman?
Fucking hell...  :D  ;D

It's only unwholesome if penises touch
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Rambone on August 07, 2021, 04:43:18 PM


Ew - horrible.




Erm...

Link pls?  (Asking for a friend)

Bro! For research purposes only amirite?
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: AbrahamG on August 07, 2021, 04:56:02 PM
Ewwwww...Salt the bitch!  And yeah...I am really judgmental, which in essence means I am more than able to judge the mental of society.   ;D

I'm looking forward to her recovery so I can add her back in to the old spank bank. 
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 07, 2021, 05:11:30 PM
(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/178/412337773_28426867b7.jpg)
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: BB on August 07, 2021, 05:11:51 PM


Ew - horrible.




Erm...

Link pls?  (Asking for a friend)

It's only unwholesome if penises touch

Bro! For research purposes only amirite?

NSFW -


One for the engineering students -

https://biguz.net/watch.php?id=749689&name=melissa-dettwiller-gets-fucked-by-a-sex-machine-from-behind .

Wholesome 1 -

https://biguz.net/watch.php?id=1626291&name=melissa-dettwiller-and-angela-salvagno-fbb .

Wholesome 2 -

https://spankbang.com/3nx5y/video/melissa+nikki .

Wholesome 3 -

https://www.xvideos.com/video17634905/md_on_the_stairs .

Wholesome 4 -

https://www.xvideos.com/video12689395/nude_female_bodybuilder_melissa_dettwiller_plays_with_her_huge_clit (It would dwarf BHank's door).

Wholesome and Bodybuilding related 5 -

https://www.xvideos.com/video6653358/the_room_to_be_nude_preparing_the_show .

Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: a_pupil on August 07, 2021, 05:29:37 PM
NSFW -


One for the engineering students -

https://biguz.net/watch.php?id=749689&name=melissa-dettwiller-gets-fucked-by-a-sex-machine-from-behind .

Wholesome 1 -

https://biguz.net/watch.php?id=1626291&name=melissa-dettwiller-and-angela-salvagno-fbb .

Wholesome 2 -

https://spankbang.com/3nx5y/video/melissa+nikki .

Wholesome 3 -

https://www.xvideos.com/video17634905/md_on_the_stairs .

Wholesome 4 -

https://www.xvideos.com/video12689395/nude_female_bodybuilder_melissa_dettwiller_plays_with_her_huge_clit (It would dwarf BHank's door).

Wholesome and Bodybuilding related 5 -

https://www.xvideos.com/video6653358/the_room_to_be_nude_preparing_the_show .

Her and Angie Salvagno was a wholesome family classic.

I don't watch porn anymore so don't want to search, but I'm pretty sure there was a video which melissa did with another family favourite amber deluca
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: The Scott on August 08, 2021, 12:17:43 PM
It's only unwholesome if penises touch

Shenis to penis contact with that creature?!  Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwww...
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Howard on August 08, 2021, 12:46:08 PM
NSFW -


One for the engineering students -

https://biguz.net/watch.php?id=749689&name=melissa-dettwiller-gets-fucked-by-a-sex-machine-from-behind .

Wholesome 1 -

https://biguz.net/watch.php?id=1626291&name=melissa-dettwiller-and-angela-salvagno-fbb .

Wholesome 2 -

https://spankbang.com/3nx5y/video/melissa+nikki .

Wholesome 3 -

https://www.xvideos.com/video17634905/md_on_the_stairs .

Wholesome 4 -

https://www.xvideos.com/video12689395/nude_female_bodybuilder_melissa_dettwiller_plays_with_her_huge_clit (It would dwarf BHank's door).

Wholesome and Bodybuilding related 5 -

https://www.xvideos.com/video6653358/the_room_to_be_nude_preparing_the_show .

Ok, she made some porn .Hmmm, it looks like plenty of getbiggers know it and enjoyed jerking to it.
So, it's wholesome to jerk off watching porn, but a total sin to make it? Really? Get REAL!  This is getbig.

She had a life before porn and got caught up in a seedy biz by her own decision.
The douchebag that encouraged her was a total psycho that shot his wife and himself.

Now Melissa is older , has a kid and trying to recover from cancer.
I'm no close personal friend but had some casual talks with her in the gym and contests , years ago.

Let her move on if she wants and enjoy the rest of her life on her own terms.
Please, let's stop being so damn high and mighty .
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Dave D on August 08, 2021, 01:18:40 PM
Ok, she made some porn .Hmmm, it looks like plenty of getbiggers know it and enjoyed jerking to it.
So, it's wholesome to jerk off watching porn, but a total sin to make it? Really? Get REAL!  This is getbig.

She had a life before porn and got caught up in a seedy biz by her own decision.
The douchebag that encouraged her was a total psycho that shot his wife and himself.

Now Melissa is older , has a kid and trying to recover from cancer.
I'm no close personal friend but had some casual talks with her in the gym and contests , years ago.

Let her move on if she wants and enjoy the rest of her life on her own terms.
Please, let's stop being so damn high and mighty .

Howard you sound like a real schmoe not a NPC judge.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: The Scott on August 08, 2021, 01:24:58 PM
Melissa has been battling cancer for about the last year. She has a child and her ex is in prison for something unrelated to her. I know it’s been really rough for her.
I’m not friends with her, but I know a couple people really close to her.

How long before there's a "GoFuckMe" set up for this being?  Stayroids can make cancer happen and GROW faster.  Cancer is cell growth out of control and stayroids promote...Cell growth out of control. 

Her ex is in prison?  Nice life choice there.  He chose prison over being a father?  Hmmm...

Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 09, 2021, 04:47:05 AM
in one of those lesbian videos, Melissa licks some huge meat curtains belonging to the other woman. I am conflicted about such large meat curtains, but I prefer them to be a bit smaller.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: IroNat on August 09, 2021, 04:54:48 AM
Hotter than Dutch love.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Howard on August 09, 2021, 09:07:53 AM
Howard you sound like a real schmoe not a NPC judge.

It's not that hard to do BOTH...trust me  :D
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: MAXX on August 09, 2021, 09:40:20 AM
in one of those lesbian videos, Melissa licks some huge meat curtains belonging to the other woman. I am conflicted about such large meat curtains, but I prefer them to be a bit smaller.
is it another roided fbb?

I think that's when the clit transforms to a mini dick and the meatcurtains follows and transforms to like a ballsack attached to the mini dick. Wonders of male hormones.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 09, 2021, 09:42:47 AM
I am quite happy to see that Melissa takes it up the ass. I would not want to go near that enlarged penoris.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Howard on August 09, 2021, 11:36:15 AM
I am quite happy to see that Melissa takes it up the ass. I would not want to go near that enlarged penoris.

With that kind of experience, she'd sound credible in a Preparation H ad  :'(

Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Howard on August 09, 2021, 11:38:05 AM
If I remember correctly she had to evacuate where she was living during Hurricane Katrina and that she left her pet or pets behind to fend for themselves.


...If that's the case then fuck her.

It's an internet rumor . My sources say she took her "pussy" when she left .
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: booty on August 09, 2021, 05:23:16 PM
is it another roided fbb?

 the meatcurtains follows and transforms to like a ballsack attached to the mini dick. Wonders of male hormones.
Does this really happen???  :o
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: IroNat on August 09, 2021, 05:25:15 PM
I find her quite intoxicating.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Hypertrophy on August 09, 2021, 05:34:19 PM
I find her quite intoxicating.


I'm sure, lol


(https://s2.qwant.com/thumbr/0x380/4/0/5d21a4903e0850e5895b302feac79d1f73382c98be4cc89b37b87a27613144/ioq6ikpk73x31.jpg?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fioq6ikpk73x31.jpg&q=0&b=1&p=0&a=0)
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Howard on August 09, 2021, 05:35:13 PM
I find her quite intoxicating.
LOL ;D

 I knew her when she was  this cute, blonde muscle doll with the jaw dropping bubble butt.
If you saw her THEN  , close up in tight fitting clothes, you'd be gob smacked.

I'll be she was still smokin' hot before cancer and chemo hit her.
I wish her a full and speedy recovery.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: booty on August 09, 2021, 08:17:16 PM
LOL ;D

 I knew her when she was  this cute, blonde muscle doll with the jaw dropping bubble butt.
If you saw her THEN  , close up in tight fitting clothes, you'd be gob smacked.

I'll be she was still smokin' hot before cancer and chemo hit her.
I wish her a full and speedy recovery.
I saw her once at the Arnold Classic in the USA. I didn’t think any of the female bodybuilders including her were attractive because of the high level of PEDS. Hearing their voices is off putting. They all look like trannys. That is my opinion only. Despite all this I am saddened to hear that she is going through cancer and hope she makes a full recovery. I think it’s sad that she wasn’t able to make good character calls on certain people in her circle which encouraged her into this seedy soulless existence.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Howard on August 09, 2021, 09:01:02 PM
I saw her once at the Arnold Classic in the USA. I didn’t think any of the female bodybuilders including her were attractive because of the high level of PEDS. Hearing their voices is off putting. They all look like trannys. That is my opinion only. Despite all this I am saddened to hear that she is going through cancer and hope she makes a full recovery. I think it’s sad that she wasn’t able to make good character calls on certain people in her circle which encouraged her into this seedy soulless existence.

Sadly ,she looked and sounded really sexy before she got into serious drug cycles.

I've seen a lot of men and woman get caught up in crazy drug cycles and seedy sex favors to live the hardcore "lifestyle".
This is why I'm so negative about the extreme drug use and underground side of bodybuilding .

Not sure if you know this, but the guy who first prompted her to get into the " sex biz" was a real maniac.
He owned the gym we trained at . I knew he was a douche , but, I never thought he was this nuts.

https://www.houmatimes.com/news/houma-businessman-shoots-wife-then-kills-himself/
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: booty on August 09, 2021, 11:09:20 PM
Sadly ,she looked and sounded really sexy before she got into serious drug cycles.

I've seen a lot of men and woman get caught up in crazy drug cycles and seedy sex favors to live the hardcore "lifestyle".
This is why I'm so negative about the extreme drug use and underground side of bodybuilding .

Not sure if you know this, but the guy who first prompted her to get into the " sex biz" was a real maniac.
He owned the gym we trained at . I knew he was a douche , but, I never thought he was this nuts.

https://www.houmatimes.com/news/houma-businessman-shoots-wife-then-kills-himself/
I recall another bodybuilder who shot his wife and then turned the gun on himself in the 2000’s. I think that person was from Texas… not sure.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: BB on August 09, 2021, 11:29:53 PM
I recall another bodybuilder who shot his wife and then turned the gun on himself in the 2000’s. I think that person was from Texas… not sure.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Jacobs_(steroid_dealer) .

Bruce Nadler, the famous bodybuilding plastic surgeon killed himself and his wife in 2008 also. He was huge in bodybuilding for a while.

Nadler in happier times - https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/591257/s01-e07-the-liposuctionator-dr-bruce-nadler?start=true .
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: MAXX on August 10, 2021, 01:59:54 AM
Does this really happen???  :o
uh yeah..  Just google some female bodybuilder porn and you will see it. Denise Masino is one of those that took enough gear to have a 2" penis. I mean it's pretty much normal for female bodybuilders...
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Taffin on August 10, 2021, 06:42:52 AM
is it another roided fbb?

I think that's when the clit transforms to a mini dick and the meatcurtains follows and transforms to like a ballsack attached to the mini dick. Wonders of male hormones.

Parsh


I am quite happy to see that Melissa takes it up the ass. I would not want to go near that enlarged penoris.

Hard as nails
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: a_pupil on August 10, 2021, 06:53:46 AM
uh yeah..  Just google some female bodybuilder porn and you will see it. Denise Masino is one of those that took enough gear to have a 2" penis. I mean it's pretty much normal for female bodybuilders...

Denise made it out still looking like a milf. Only obvious effect is the penoris (I'm guessing it's still in bbc mode) and the scratchy voice.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: TheFranchise on August 10, 2021, 08:16:06 AM
Her pussy piercings are disgusting. Could attach a hitch to those things and haul a truck using her beef curtains.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Howard on August 10, 2021, 09:25:24 AM
Denise made it out still looking like a milf. Only obvious effect is the penoris (I'm guessing it's still in bbc mode) and the scratchy voice.

Oh sure, some come out of the BB lifestyle unscathed , but, it's hit or miss on that.

The saddest thing is seeing former BB champs , struggling to get by , after they hang up the posing thong.
Often, they cling to their old pictures and titles because it's all they have.

I'm doing ok now , retired,  with a great wife in our new  beach condo, but I do wonder.
Truth is, I did ok, but I never did anything great during my time competing.

I have a renewed respect for those who won the big shows.
I also wonder if doing so, was worth it? Maybe it was all they were ever going to have? I dunno?
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 10, 2021, 09:47:05 AM
Her pussy piercings are disgusting. Could attach a hitch to those things and haul a truck using her beef curtains.
I was shocked the first time I saw her naked. :-[
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Howard on August 10, 2021, 10:56:30 AM
I was shocked the first time I saw her naked. :-[

The odd piercings and fetish films don't happen over night.
In brief , she got into bodybuilding and met some "hardcore types" at the gym.
The lifestyle , and attention from a small, insular group , gradually changed her "values".

Eventually, what she once considered " eeeww gross" , becomes her new normal .
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 10, 2021, 11:02:16 AM
The odd piercings and fetish films don't happen over night.
In brief , she got into bodybuilding and met some "hardcore types" at the gym.
The lifestyle , and attention from a small, insular group , gradually changed her "values".

Eventually, what she once considered " eeeww gross" , becomes her new normal .
She sent me free copies of her magazine because I had a Muscle Media 2000 subscription.  I almost threw up.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Taffin on August 10, 2021, 11:04:16 AM
Her pussy piercings are disgusting. Could attach a hitch to those things and haul a truck using her beef curtains.

OK, I just cracked me one off  :-[
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Howard on August 10, 2021, 02:14:29 PM
OK, I just cracked me one off  :-[

Finally,  an honest post.
How far did the jizz fly? :P
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: a_pupil on August 10, 2021, 02:48:24 PM
Finally,  an honest post.
How far did the jizz fly? :P

I hope he kept it wholesome and didn't jizz all over the monitor
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Howard on August 10, 2021, 04:23:08 PM
I hope he kept it wholesome and didn't jizz all over the monitor

That's one web cam video , I'd rather not see, or hear about. :-X
Now, if his jizz makes it over the screen, that's worth seeing  :o
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: AbrahamG on August 10, 2021, 11:49:10 PM
Her pussy piercings are disgusting. Could attach a hitch to those things and haul a truck using her beef curtains.

Outed.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Taffin on August 11, 2021, 03:48:54 AM
Finally,  an honest post.
How far did the jizz fly? :P

I hope he kept it wholesome and didn't jizz all over the monitor

That's one web cam video , I'd rather not see, or hear about. :-X
Now, if his jizz makes it over the screen, that's worth seeing  :o

Actually, I was that hard I was at 12 o'clock - so I popped straight up into my left nostril like Ole' Faithful

Was shocked for a moment, then realised I this was an opportunity to save on tissues, so I snorted that sh1t, pulled up my shorts, wiped my face with my forearm, and wandered off to my local shops to see if I could find anyone wielding an iron bar that I could disarm and rough up...


True story ;D

Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: IroNat on August 11, 2021, 04:08:02 AM
She's so cute I'm willing to forgive her past transgressions.

Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: TheFranchise on August 11, 2021, 06:30:59 AM
The hottest by far is/was Nikki Jackson, who used to be Big Down Hill’s gf or wife.

https://spankbang.com/4nmoi/video/nikki+bj

(http://static.breastification.com/photos/20140617/Nikki-Jackson-Huge-Firm-Tits.jpg)
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: The Scott on August 11, 2021, 12:43:36 PM
She's so cute I'm willing to forgive her past transgressions.

 ;D  Truly, you have shamed and taught us all with your moral munificence brother!  In truth, I do not wish ill upon her but rather I hope she actually turns her life 360 degrees around...No..WAIT!  I meant 180 degrees... ;D

May she recover and retread...Dammit!  Okay then.  One more time...With feeeeeeling.

It is my honest  hope that she shuns her past and has a decent future with her child.  That cancer leaves her never to return and her husband never returns either.  Whatever her future holds for her, let us hope it's not over her head like the Sword of Damocles.

Some where a newborn black chil' have juss been namified "de sWord o' DamCletus"...'n' sheit.
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: IroNat on August 11, 2021, 12:46:47 PM
;D  Truly, you have shamed and taught us all with your moral munificence brother!  In truth, I do not wish ill upon her but rather I hope she actually turns her life 360 degrees around...No..WAIT!  I meant 180 degrees... ;D

May she recover and retread...Dammit!  Okay then.  One more time...With feeeeeeling.

It is my honest  hope that she shuns her past and has a decent future with her child.  That cancer leaves her never to return and her husband never returns either.  Whatever her future holds for her, let us hope it's not over her head like the Sword of Damocles.

Some where a newborn black chil' have juss been namified "de sWord o' DamCletus"...'n' sheit.

lol
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Howard on August 11, 2021, 12:58:13 PM
Actually, I was that hard I was at 12 o'clock - so I popped straight up into my left nostril like Ole' Faithful

Was shocked for a moment, then realised I this was an opportunity to save on tissues, so I snorted that sh1t, pulled up my shorts, wiped my face with my forearm, and wandered off to my local shops to see if I could find anyone wielding an iron bar that I could disarm and rough up...


True story ;D

Had you thumped a perp, you could have snorted  some jizz laced snot on him . :P

Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Taffin on August 11, 2021, 01:24:43 PM
;D  Truly, you have shamed and taught us all with your moral munificence brother!  In truth, I do not wish ill upon her but rather I hope she actually turns her life 360 degrees around...No..WAIT!  I meant 180 degrees... ;D

May she recover and retread...Dammit!  Okay then.  One more time...With feeeeeeling.

It is my honest  hope that she shuns her past and has a decent future with her child.  That cancer leaves her never to return and her husband never returns either.  Whatever her future holds for her, let us hope it's not over her head like the Sword of Damocles.

Some where a newborn black chil' have juss been namified "de sWord o' DamCletus"...'n' sheit.

Scott

Have you been partaking of the milk of human kindness..?



 ;D
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Taffin on August 11, 2021, 01:25:46 PM
Had you thumped a perp, you could have snorted  some jizz laced snot on him . :P

I suppose I asked for that, didn't I..?  :-X

 ;D
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: The Scott on August 11, 2021, 02:36:08 PM
Scott

Have you been partaking of the milk of human kindness..?



 ;D

 ;D  I think it soured on me, LOL!  ;D
Title: Re: Melissa Dettwiller Update?
Post by: Howard on August 11, 2021, 02:51:58 PM
;D  I think it soured on me, LOL!  ;D

The beared ghost in green has to has the gayest hat in movie history.
It's so "fruity" it has actual fruit in it LOL.

He's trying to get Scrooge drunk, so he can lift his night shirt and give him a good ol' Christmas buggering.