Start telling her that you know Darren Avey.
Start telling her how much Hypertrophy deadlifts.
Start telling her that you've been kicked in the head by Pellius after trying to steal his cheeseburger (cock in hand, of course, as you should)
Start telling her that you've once watched Marty Falcon paint his fence
Start telling her that you've followed Goodrum and Queen Vissys lovestory from the beginning until end (until the reveal of the homewrecking kielbasa).
Start telling her that you approve of SF1900 and Rory.
Start telling her you know the intricacies of Basiles Grand Supinator-machine.
Start telling her that FitnessFrenzy prefers the orange juice above all else.
Start telling her about the state of Cswoliosis.
Start telling her (with a niggnoggerian accent) "Wat do? wat do?" (WORLDSTAR!)
Start telling her about "the Religion of Peace".
Start telling her about UkJeffreys disapproval of Yorkielovers Halloween-celebration.
Start telling her that:
"Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didn't have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them.
Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they they interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exaggeratly for attention (Hello Goodrum), and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.
Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world.
They're insecure because they're girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom.
They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc).
They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs."
Start telling her that:
"I don't take kindly to disrespect. Not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in line at Walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners...anywhere.
People talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.
Spent many years in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most people here in the 'real world' aren't ready for what could happen...and run their mouths like the world is a make-believe cartoon. Despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying the bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.
The guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. If you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day."
Start telling her that Tbombz once said:
"It kinda stings when the tip of the dick first enters my anus. But then I lay back, relax and let the good times roll"
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/1ff4567464ed87b9826aea403d346278/tumblr_mupoatpWin1r1ve9co1_1280.gif)(https://66.media.tumblr.com/55f9bd19532d7d6bbe71c26e450c4efa/tumblr_nycdck1JIA1rvcputo1_1280.jpg)(https://66.media.tumblr.com/1e7708eac0400924d6cb99b1eaa5a6a0/tumblr_nycy1hhiSO1u127y1o7_1280.jpg)(https://66.media.tumblr.com/c0b150a5b5c5c3722a6bf573507c2ab2/tumblr_nycy1hhiSO1u127y1o5_1280.png)(https://66.media.tumblr.com/5c8e9f2a357d094c792c7753b94330e4/tumblr_nycy1hhiSO1u127y1o1_1280.jpg)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/3cd3634cad4ac5db47a060635a8386ac/tumblr_nycy1hhiSO1u127y1o8_1280.jpg)
Start telling her that you know Darren Avey.
Start telling her how much Hypertrophy deadlifts.
Start telling her that you've been kicked in the head by Pellius after trying to steal his cheeseburger (cock in hand, of course, as you should)
Start telling her that you've once watched Marty Falcon paint his fence
Start telling her that you've followed Goodrum and Queen Vissys lovestory from the beginning until end (until the reveal of the homewrecking kielbasa).
Start telling her that you approve of SF1900 and Rory.
Start telling her you know the intricacies of Basiles Grand Supinator-machine.
Start telling her that FitnessFrenzy prefers the orange juice above all else.
Start telling her about the state of Cswoliosis.
Start telling her (with a niggnoggerian accent) "Wat do? wat do?" (WORLDSTAR!)
Start telling her about "the Religion of Peace".
Start telling her about UkJeffreys disapproval of Yorkielovers Halloween-celebration.
Start telling her that:
"Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didn't have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them.
Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they they interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exaggeratly for attention (Hello Goodrum), and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.
Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world.
They're insecure because they're girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom.
They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc).
They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs."
Start telling her that:
"I don't take kindly to disrespect. Not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in line at Walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners...anywhere.
People talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.
Spent many years in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most people here in the 'real world' aren't ready for what could happen...and run their mouths like the world is a make-believe cartoon. Despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying the bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.
The guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. If you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day."
Start telling her that Tbombz once said:
"It kinda stings when the tip of the dick first enters my anus. But then I lay back, relax and let the good times roll"
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/1ff4567464ed87b9826aea403d346278/tumblr_mupoatpWin1r1ve9co1_1280.gif)(https://66.media.tumblr.com/55f9bd19532d7d6bbe71c26e450c4efa/tumblr_nycdck1JIA1rvcputo1_1280.jpg)(https://66.media.tumblr.com/1e7708eac0400924d6cb99b1eaa5a6a0/tumblr_nycy1hhiSO1u127y1o7_1280.jpg)(https://66.media.tumblr.com/c0b150a5b5c5c3722a6bf573507c2ab2/tumblr_nycy1hhiSO1u127y1o5_1280.png)(https://66.media.tumblr.com/5c8e9f2a357d094c792c7753b94330e4/tumblr_nycy1hhiSO1u127y1o1_1280.jpg)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/3cd3634cad4ac5db47a060635a8386ac/tumblr_nycy1hhiSO1u127y1o8_1280.jpg)
;D ;D ;D